User talk:Danr
Who was that?! Oh, a newcomer. Nevermind me...[edit source]
Hello Danr, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? This is a semi-automated greet message that requires me to even thwack a few buttons to get this thing to appear on your page. I'm not lazy, just practical. And cute... Never to forget cute... Stop rambling, Luv! Ah, where was I? If you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person perfect being putting her nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
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Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:08, 10 Mar
Hey and Thanks![edit source]
Hey Danr, welcome to Uncyclopedia and thanks for signing my guestbook! Hope you enjoy your time here... I'm YTTE, by the way, and if there's anything you want help with, just ask me at talk page. Also I noticed you don't have a signature, I'd be happy to help you create one, if you want. (A signature is the thing people sign their comments with —>) - 15:25 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Thanks, I think I got my sig workin now, lets test it: Danr 15:46, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ah you're signing with four tildes (~~~~)? - 15:56 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yea, that is what I'm ment to do isnt it? is it? Danr 16:05, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Yeh, but if you want you can jazz your sig up (like mine, for example). You can have all sorts of awesome colours and stuff, and links and things.... A lot of users have custom sigs like that. - 16:03 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Ok, I'll figure that out when I get a chance, or can be bothered... I also keep forgetting to sign my posts... Danr 16:05, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Don't worry that's a common mistake amongst newbies. You'll get the hang of things... Hey I just thought, if you wanted to, you could sign up to the Cow Moo Cult (which I set up, but yeah....) we're a tiny, kinda random group on Uncyclopedia, but if you do sign up you get a title and a template to put on your userpage... - 16:13 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Ok, I'll figure that out when I get a chance, or can be bothered... I also keep forgetting to sign my posts... Danr 16:05, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Yeh, but if you want you can jazz your sig up (like mine, for example). You can have all sorts of awesome colours and stuff, and links and things.... A lot of users have custom sigs like that. - 16:03 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yea, that is what I'm ment to do isnt it? is it? Danr 16:05, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ah you're signing with four tildes (~~~~)? - 15:56 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Idea for a "competition"[edit source]
Ok, I have an idea for a "competition" (of sorts), where you have to type a statement without using the... conventional method. For example, using your nose (like this: "hellow,k jkmy nameb isdbdawsnbr" (which was meant to be "hellow, my name is danr")). Like the idea? I searched for similar ideas, but couldn't find any. If this has already been done, could someone point it out to me before I waste my time doing a new one? If theres no reply, I'll work on it tomorrow. Thanks, Danr 00:31, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
- Y'know, people generally don't see messages you leave on your own talk page unless they drop in for another reason, like I've just done. Try asking on someone else's talk page. Someone active (check recent changes on the left, look for a name you recognise - probably the quickest way to find an activer user) is probably your best bet. FWIW, I don't recall a competition like that. It would probably end up in BHOP with a bunch of off-topic comments quite quickly, mind. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:17, Jun 4
Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?[edit source]
Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:
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*pop* Yeah, er, thanks for *pop* your vote for *pop* that... oh lord, her whole dress is made of... *popop* *pop* |
Ta! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:17, Jun 4
- No problem :D Danr 19:21, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Hellow there![edit source]
Hellow there! Thanks for the important notice you left on your userpage. I will also spread the important message about Hellow on my userpage. Nice to meet you. 
09:14, 10 March 2009 (UTC)