User talk:IL7Soulhunter

Welcome!

Hello, IL7Soulhunter, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Thanks, hi ITSLYM 22:46, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, IL7Soulhunter!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, IL7Soulhunter, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

CMC

Welcome, IL7Soulhunter, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Long live the glorious CMC! May the Cows forever triumph!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, I hope you can help further the cowy cause! - [21:41 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie