User:Bomb

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Bombs asplode.

Duh.

Christ, why are you looking this up on a user page? I'm pretty sure we have a real one, though. Limme check...

"DAMMIT!"





Well, sure as hell don't have one now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--216.56.240.35 14:33, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

AHYUK YUK YUK!



Info[edit | edit source]

UNDER COSMETIC SURGERY NAO. KTHXBYE hehe, im editing my own page--216.56.240.35 15:01, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Things that piss me off[edit | edit source]

/sigh...--216.56.240.35 14:37, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Er... I forgot what this section was going to be...[edit | edit source]

Damn it, it was going to be really funny too. Argh, I wish could remember what it was! Ah, well, nobody cares.


Manditory Vandalism Section[edit | edit source]

Ya know, I don't see what so funny about it. Seriously, folks. Penis? Pussy? Rough Gay Wolf Sex? Not funny at all. Yeah. this isn't ED, folks.--216.56.240.35 14:27, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

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Cuz it's a pain in the ass to get there.

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My awards[edit | edit source]

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What? You actually thought I did useful things on here? Yes.--216.56.240.35 14:24, 5 February 2009 (UTC)