User:Bomb

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. bu-N

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…

IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. IC

Bombs asplode.

Duh.

Christ, why are you looking this up on a user page? I'm pretty sure we have a real one, though. Limme check...

"DAMMIT!"

Well, sure as hell don't have one now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--216.56.240.35 14:33, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

AHYUK YUK YUK!

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UNDER COSMETIC SURGERY NAO. KTHXBYE hehe, im editing my own page--216.56.240.35 15:01, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Things that piss me off

• People who put penis in articles
• Dicks, pricks, and hicks
• Anything cute or "fluffy-wuffy"
• Creamed corn
• Boy bands
• Smartasses
• User:BENSON
• authority
• The illogical
• Running out of funny ideas
• People who ALWAYS type in leet/l33t/1337
• Devil worshipers
• Not having the cool weapons from the list of weapons that don't exist, but should.
• Preps
• emos

/sigh...--216.56.240.35 14:37, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Er... I forgot what this section was going to be...

Damn it, it was going to be really funny too. Argh, I wish could remember what it was! Ah, well, nobody cares.

Manditory Vandalism Section

Ya know, I don't see what so funny about it. Seriously, folks. Penis? Pussy? Rough Gay Wolf Sex? Not funny at all. Yeah. this isn't ED, folks.--216.56.240.35 14:27, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

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Cuz it's a pain in the ass to get there.

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My awards

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What? You actually thought I did useful things on here? Yes.--216.56.240.35 14:24, 5 February 2009 (UTC)