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“"Mr. Speaker, American workers are sick and tired of fast track. Take today's fast track, for example, another fast track that will send more American factories, more American investment, and more American jobs overseas, this time to Central America. In return, America will get two used Ford pick-up trucks, another 50 tons of heroin and cocaine, and three baseball players, to be named later."”

~ Jim Traficant OHIO Senater on outsourcing

This user has fixed that damn leaky oil filter on the Uncyclopedia Pinto by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment July 2010


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7 This user rewrote 7 pages for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

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This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

This userbox does not know what the fuck is wrong with this user

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This user is a noob, and yes he's this unstable
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The Sacred and Holy crest of ΥΣΣ This user is a Brother of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Fraternity. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!

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This user devours babies. Whole.
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This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…

Now I feel special.

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  • 1. sign posts with 4 tildes,like so: ~~~~

there's a handy button for that on the toolbar for editing

  • 2. dont read HTBFANJS unless you really want to instead, go to User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy's userpage and read any of his articles or all of them when you're done with that, go to User:So So and read all of his articles when you're done, you should know how to write
  • 3. write a bunch of articles and get features then you've succeeded

I'm the blue guy these articles are the green guy
Texas Ranger here's your walker!
No one wanted to be the designated driver that night,yet I'm the asshole!

Moms basement
This could be you.
Motto: As soon as i get a job this will rock.
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County Seat Bucyrus
Founded 1975 AD

Area on Water

.05 square miles (.00007 km²)

.00071 sq mi

Population 1 (2009)
Time Zone Eastern: UTC-5/-4
Grand Theft Auto Strawberryland
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  • Mass murder mode
  • Learning mode
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Lord Arcadian, 2000
Date of birth: (1975-12-26) December 26, 1975 (age 48)
Spouse: Wishes to be anonymous
Fucking Noob
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Background information
Also known asThat god damned fucking noob
OriginOhio, U.S.A.
GenresIgnorant raving bastards
Years active1975-present
LabelsWasted Time Records
MembersLord Arcadian
Some guy
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the naked tree trimmer
your mom

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