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“"Mr. Speaker, American workers are sick and tired of fast track. Take today's fast track, for example, another fast track that will send more American factories, more American investment, and more American jobs overseas, this time to Central America. In return, America will get two used Ford pick-up trucks, another 50 tons of heroin and cocaine, and three baseball players, to be named later."”

~ Jim Traficant OHIO Senater on outsourcing


This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2010 A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment July 2010


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7 This user rewrote 7 pages for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

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"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

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Now I feel special.

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  • 1. sign posts with 4 tildes,like so: ~~~~

there's a handy button for that on the toolbar for editing

  • 2. dont read HTBFANJS unless you really want to instead, go to User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy's userpage and read any of his articles or all of them when you're done with that, go to User:So So and read all of his articles when you're done, you should know how to write
  • 3. write a bunch of articles and get features then you've succeeded

I'm the blue guy these articles are the green guy
Texas Ranger here's your walker!
No one wanted to be the designated driver that night,yet I'm the asshole!

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Moms basement
This could be you.
Motto: As soon as i get a job this will rock.
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County Seat Bucyrus
Founded 1975 AD

Area on Water

.05 square miles (.00007 km²)

.00071 sq mi

Population 1 (2009)
Time Zone Eastern: UTC-5/-4
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  • Mass murder mode
  • Learning mode
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Lord Arcadian, 2000
Date of birth: (1975-12-26) December 26, 1975 (age 43)
Spouse: Wishes to be anonymous
Fucking Noob
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Background information
Also known as That god damned fucking noob
Origin Ohio, U.S.A.
Genres Ignorant raving bastards
Years active 1975-present
Labels Wasted Time Records
Members Lord Arcadian
Some guy
Some other person
the naked tree trimmer
your mom

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