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All nominated articles

My Brawl with Jason Voorhees on Halloween 1983

Vote Score: 3
Nomination: Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:30, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3

Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom Halloween edition of My Brawl With Santa Claus on Christmas 1978. Hope you guys enjoy it. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:30, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Install Windows XP

Vote Score: 3 computers fucking exploded
Nomination: πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ β˜€οΈ 16:17, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. found this one after a while, blew the dust out of the article, and put a little more polish on it. πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ β˜€οΈ 16:17, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
  2. Still holds up with installing any windows product... πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 16:18, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Strong For. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:37, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Mario Kart

Vote Score: 2 terminated friendships
Nomination: OPOSSUM
For Votes: 2
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Don't forget me nomming yet another of mine! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)Sun-asplode.gif 14:09, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

This article has definitely been improved but I think the text can be tightened by focussing on pure humour. Does each paragraph add to the article? Does it add to the humour. Can the jokes be delivered in a more effective punch? ShabiDOO 12:52, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

HowTo:Eat an orange

Vote Score: 3 oranges eaten
Nomination: It's about time I nommed one of my own articles. --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 13:57, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Orange.gif Forange. I like oranges and I like this article ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍎apple for you! (talk)❄️ 05:55, 12 October 2025 (UTC)
  2. Orange.gif Forange. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:39, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

The article has some humour to it but a short article like this should be truly hilarious from beginning to end. I'd be happy to talk about this article with you. ShabiDOO 12:53, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Australian Illuminati

Vote Score: 1.5 conspiracies from down under
Nomination: probably one of my better works recently168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:17, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:49, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:36, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Tel Aviv

Vote Score: 3 Middle Eastern Friends Fans
Nomination: This is an article I started rewriting a long time ago and wasn't inspired to finish until now. It's kind of loud but I think it's good enough. ~ Kakun Β· talk 23:22, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun Β· talk 23:22, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This whole time I thought I loved Hamas. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:40, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 05:52, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim

Vote Score: 0.5
Nomination: π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk) 19:08, 20 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Concept is great and I laughed when I read the article.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:45, 24 August 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 14:37, 2 September 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. shakespeare wishes he could write like this ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍊orange for you! (talk)❄️ 05:08, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I cried after finishing this article so good. (Floridian Gator (talk) 22:43, 18 September 2025 (UTC))
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Thy Strongest For. yes, please. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:59, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Fuck it. πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 20:13, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Half against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:21, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
    Changing to Symbol declined.svg strong against. I genuinely didn't find any of this funny, and combining that with the extremely long and condensed sections actually made my experience reading this horrible. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:09, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. how is this funny at all. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:38, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I think this not funny. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:10, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Slight against. The images are awesome, but the article itself would need to be greatly condensed in order to make it actually funny. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 03:17, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg reverse fuck it. ew. πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 13:19, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
Comments

I find this article really rambling and I think it would benefit from some serious cuts ShabiDOO 12:46, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @Turb0-Sunrise: such thy coward! only REAL gamers fight until the end of it! πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ β˜€οΈ 14:45, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

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