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UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute

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Vote	Score: 3 shitty pages
Nomination:	🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	I might be one of the funniest Uncyclopedians, maybe even the funniest. All my friends would tell you that I'm the dumbest Uncyclopedian, the worst Uncyclopedian. I'd say that I'm stopping this presidential gag for his own sake! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 11:06, 14 January 2026 (UTC) FUCK YEAH!!! ShabiDOO 13:46, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Comment. SIDENOTE: "You are dump, I am shart" originally resonated from Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc but it's more of a punchline that I made up for my other project that just so happened to end up here on Uncyclopedia. Therefore, please, PLEASE associate that joke with this article. I do to, and you shall as well! If you really hate it that much, I'll rewrite it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC) Abstain. you do seem to forget some things, don't you? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:28, 14 January 2026 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: Oh yeahhhh, Bad Motherfucker. obviously. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:30, 14 January 2026 (UTC) and other things, too General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:31, 14 January 2026 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: Obviously Frosty. He's my boy! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:33, 14 January 2026 (UTC) this too General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:37, 14 January 2026 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: That one... nah, actually, that one belongs to you, bro. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:40, 14 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. gene wofle Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:49, 14 January 2026 (UTC) This is one of the best comment threads I've seen in VFH. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:21, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Sean Connery

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Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 02:22, 3 January 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 2	Against. the page formatting is kinda unhinged and makes it very hard to read, I do like the acccent but that def doesn't help readability... needs copyedits up the wazoo for all those broken links Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 22:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC) Wut? Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 14:15, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	I'll try to fix it up. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:13, 3 January 2026 (UTC) Thank you Soviet! The user, NOT the Union of Republics of a Socialist nature! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 14:21, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Joseph Gobbles

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Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC) ShabiDOO 19:49, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  i hab a stronk reeding this uhhhhhhh Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 12:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  For. i love puns Schism (talk) 21:44, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  You know what? Fuck it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:45, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 21:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  To quote snake,"You're pretty good.." Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 03:07, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. 23:50, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. Take this back to the Encyclopedia Dramatica, man... User:OrdinaryJoe1234 20:23, 2 January 2026  Against. I Chuckled at it, but I wouldn't call it feature material. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC) Yeah no. i'm also testing this new gadget. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 16:32, 10 January 2026 (UTC) After much thought, perhaps, the mostest, muchest thoughts a person thinking could ever conceive of thinking, I have decided to vote AGAINST! Thank you for your attention to this matter! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 06:40, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	P.S. I actually do visit Encyclopedia Dramatica occasionally, and this looks nothing like an actual ED article. For those of you who don't know, the primary purpose of ED is to document memes and Internet drama, but yes, they do fill with gore, racism, anti-Semitism, etc. And most articles have a giant gallery of porn related to the article's subject at the bottom of the page. For the lulz. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC) I'm going to have to think about this... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 16:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC) Testing! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 18:30, 10 January 2026 (UTC) I don't know, why is he a turkey? Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 04:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Why not a gerbil? Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 06:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC) I'm gonna add another comment, just for the heck of it... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 06:45, 11 January 2026 (UTC) I'm just going to keep on adding comments until somebody tells me to stop! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 07:06, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Maxipad

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Vote	Score: 3
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 11:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Eh, sure, why not 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	im too scared to vote on this one, i get the feeling there's a sword at my neck already... Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 19:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC) Abstain. I'm going to take a principled stand and abstain for now! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:31, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Really puzzled over the hesitancy for people to vote on this. This article is a lot less punchy or offensive than a dozen other articles I have written and featured. However, the people have spoken. Some feedback from anyone would be appreciated. ShabiDOO 10:01, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Microwave oven

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Vote	Score: 5
Nomination:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 16:38, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	Chat épée  For. Snappy710  RIP my barbie doll yes, i did in fact microwave a barbie doll and it haunts me still. thanks for the mems... Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 12:48, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. pretty funny, but the second half is just a wall of text. maybe an image or two. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:25, 4 January 2026 (UTC) I just love voting! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 05:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  Half forange --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:38, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I love commenting to! – Preceding unsigned comment added by RealDonaldTrump (talk • contribs)

Osu!

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Vote	Score: 3.499
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.499	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)  For.Stevontavius (talk) 18:57, 19 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Username (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  For. ziv (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  0.499 i still have no idea wtf this is, but it was reasonably funny to read Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 12:45, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  For. About as good as most featured articles, I guess! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 17:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. 07:55, 21 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:33, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Not sure if this is funny or not. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC) It is. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 04:05, 24 December 2025 (UTC) Wow. I didn't know this even existed... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 05:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

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