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UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan

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Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	OPOSSUM
For Votes: 2.5	For. Is it about time, guys? Is this horrible game the biggest thing on Uncyc or what? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Perchance maybe, just maybe. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  ye Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5	Half against. Further info awaits in the comments after my 12-hour ad break (not that you'd need it). 20:25, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	@OPOSSUM: erm actually, this is only the second biggest ungame (i think), the first zork has a total of 1705 pages. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: I know that Zork has more pages, but I'm pretty sure that it has less overall shit to do, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:39, 28 July 2025 (UTC) >mfw I will never be able to beat uncyclopedia zork :( Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @OPOSSUM: hey, i beat it though... gergdown, eh (talk) 16:45, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: Holy cow, you beat Zork? That's fucking awesome! MLG level lit. I must admit that I suck at text adventures, and that the only (major) ungame I ever beat that I didn't work on was Abyss. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:49, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Comment. i do have to say, this game is just based off of an over-done trend. it doesn't really have the same reasons of why Alone in the Dark or PUTPBAA got featured (the nihilistic behaviour of the games), or the same trapped-like energy i felt while trying to beat Zork. but i do also have to say that this game is pretty cool too. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:34, 28 July 2025 (UTC)

UnNews:Israeli settlement built in Manhattan

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Vote	Score: 3
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 12:06, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	ShabiDOO 12:06, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  Way better than I expected such an article to be. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:41, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  For. ~ Kakun · talk 21:05, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Whom? I? Brogo13 (talk) 14:31, 28 July 2025 (UTC)

Admiral Ackbar

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Vote	Score: 1 ...It's a trap!
Nomination:	Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:21, 27 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	It's a trap!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:21, 27 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	To all you admins out there who might be worried, I know at one point I nominated a bunch of stuff for VFH. Please do not think I'm going to do that again. I just found this article rather funny. Then again I thought a bunch of articles were funny in the past and ended up nominating way too many stuff...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:21, 27 July 2025 (UTC)

Satan vs. Tyson

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Vote	Score: 4.5 knockdowns for Tyson
Nomination:	Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 13:21, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5	For. Been meaning to complete this article since I started uncyc back in 2022. Goddamnit, it's finally done! Let me know what you guy's think, it's been a minute since I've wrote something. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 13:21, 26 July 2025 (UTC)  Half for  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 13:25, 26 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 14:12, 26 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:44, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  For. 20:22, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

A Splode

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Vote	Score: 5.5 a splosions
Nomination:	Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 02:12, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5	How the actual hell is this not featured already! It's classic comedy! Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 02:12, 23 July 2025 (UTC)  For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 23:06, 25 July 2025 (UTC)  Asplode Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 13:22, 26 July 2025 (UTC) This was a hilarious meme on the site 15 years ago. ShabiDOO 12:06, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Nothing, one, one, two, three. We truly know how to count. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:37, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  Half for. 20:14, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	fuck i actually did vote this time Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 17:15, 28 July 2025 (UTC)

Boston

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Vote	Score: 2.5 fowah tha red sawks
Nomination:	Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 01:48, 22 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5	For. The Boston accent makes the article funny and lends it most of the humor. And that's perfectly fine.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:21, 25 July 2025 (UTC)  Half for Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:42, 28 July 2025 (UTC)  For.just realized i didnt vote Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 17:12, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Everyone is Hitler

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Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:16, 14 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:16, 14 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Anonymous Human (talk) 16:48, 21 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	This has promise but needs a bit of work imho. Happy to go over it if there is no objections – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs) It sounds like a good idea to me. I might help some.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:46, 18 July 2025 (UTC) I'm very close to voting for. MrX blow me 18:10, 24 July 2025 (UTC)

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