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Mario Kart

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Vote	Score: 1 terminated friendship
Nomination:	OPOSSUM
For Votes: 1	Nom. If Fish on skates is going to nominate one of her own articles, then perhaps I should as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:07, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Don't forget me nomming yet another of mine! Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:09, 30 September 2025 (UTC) This article has definitely been improved but I think the text can be tightened by focussing on pure humour. Does each paragraph add to the article? Does it add to the humour. Can the jokes be delivered in a more effective punch? ShabiDOO 12:52, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Road Rage

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Vote	Score: 9.5 bad drivers
Nomination:	Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:02, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 9.5	Eh, fuck it. Bit short but still funny as fuck. Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:02, 30 September 2025 (UTC)  For. You did a good job on this, Turb0. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:09, 30 September 2025 (UTC)  Half for. I like how LEARN TO DRIVE, RAISINHEAD! the article is WATCH IT, YA PILE OF GEESE! supposed to be talking to a child. --Fish on skates 14:36, 30 September 2025 (UTC)  For. there's craziness, then there's too much craziness, and then there's this article, which goes off the rails. also, i'm starting to notice a considerable trend with your articles... guy starts article something extreme happens at the end guy dies with poorly made jpg maybe it's just my paranoia though. it didn't make me laugh laugh, but you did make me chuckle. good job. just uh... don't overdue this trend. anyway, i'ma write an article. sidenote: LET'S GET THIS TO TEN!!! gergdown, eh (talk) 14:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: Well, Hamster doesn't follow that trend, so it's at least not all of them. Still seeing a pattern though. Possibly because they keep getting featured. --Fish on skates 18:13, 30 September 2025 (UTC)  For. was this article written by my mom or something? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:27, 30 September 2025 (UTC) Totally. Love this vibe. Reminds me of all school in your face humour!!! Well done sunrise! ShabiDOO 23:07, 30 September 2025 (UTC)  For., why not? TEH EPIK DUCK! YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##! 06:11, 1 October 2025 (UTC) Boner. Mr. George / talk 11:21, 1 October 2025 (UTC)  For. I can kinda see not liking this "trend", but it is obviously perfect for this article. MrX blow me 15:43, 1 October 2025 (UTC) It's not a trend but an homage to many of the absolute best articles on the site. I can think of articles such as: I ate your Haagen-Dazs, HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men) etc. There are many kinds of humour. clever and subtle works, in your face and hilarious also works. I say more wild and off the wall laugh out loud articles ShabiDOO 22:40, 1 October 2025 (UTC)  For. ~ Kakun · talk 23:04, 1 October 2025 (UTC) 4 Four! 12:59, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	@Shabidoo: You're the first person on here to ever call me sunrise... Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 23:24, 30 September 2025 (UTC) You are the sunshine in my eyes! I'd feature this today, but let's see how many votes it gets! I personally strongly disagree with Theultimategergdown, I entirely encourage you to keep up this trend (obviously innovating along the way). ShabiDOO 12:21, 1 October 2025 (UTC) @MrX: (or Shabidoo) I think this is ready. Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 21:01, 1 October 2025 (UTC) Holy shit, could this break 10 for? Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 23:07, 1 October 2025 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: one more vote. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:51, 1 October 2025 (UTC) Last one to get this many was Reddit back in MAY. Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 13:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

HowTo:Eat an orange

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Vote	Score: 1 oranges eaten
Nomination:	It's about time I nommed one of my own articles. --Fish on skates 13:57, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	No for votes
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	The article has some humour to it but a short article like this should be truly hilarious from beginning to end. I'd be happy to talk about this article with you. ShabiDOO 12:53, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Australian Illuminati

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Vote	Score: 0.5
Nomination:	probably one of my better works recently168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:17, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5	For. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:49, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Tel Aviv

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Vote	Score: 3 Middle Eastern Friends Fans
Nomination:	This is an article I started rewriting a long time ago and wasn't inspired to finish until now. It's kind of loud but I think it's good enough. ~ Kakun · talk 23:22, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. ~ Kakun · talk 23:22, 23 September 2025 (UTC)  For. This whole time I thought I loved Hamas. MrX blow me 22:40, 24 September 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 05:52, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

HowTo:Commit suicide

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Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	Soviet912 (talk) 15:07, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Soviet912 (talk) 15:07, 19 September 2025 (UTC) Got me sent to the therapist. 10/10 article.
Against Votes: 2	Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:26, 20 September 2025 (UTC)  Against. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:07, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

Veronica Cangemi

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:17, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nom and for I like this article.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:17, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Cyberbullying

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Vote	Score: 3 mean comments
Nomination:	Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •  18:19, 29 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. Very cool! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •  18:19, 29 August 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 14:08, 2 September 2025 (UTC) Made some edits which hopefully add a little more of that in your face "oh my gawd this sucks" humour. Whoever that IP guy was, made some brilliant edits. ShabiDOO 15:45, 6 September 2025 (UTC)  f0r. g00d articl3 N00B!!!!1!11 ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍊orange for you! (talk)❄️ 05:09, 8 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:26, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
Comments	@Soviet912:To make a signature, you have to make a page for it or just type four tildes.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:08, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim

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Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 19:08, 20 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. Concept is great and I laughed when I read the article.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:45, 24 August 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 14:37, 2 September 2025 (UTC)  For. shakespeare wishes he could write like this ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 05:08, 9 September 2025 (UTC)  For. I cried after finishing this article so good. (Floridian Gator (talk) 22:43, 18 September 2025 (UTC))
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I find this article really rambling and I think it would benefit from some serious cuts ShabiDOO 12:46, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Velociraptor

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Vote	Score: 4.5 velociraptors
Nomination:	Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:19, 17 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5	For. I laughed at this article multiple times.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:19, 17 August 2025 (UTC)  For. its so peak 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:48, 18 August 2025 (UTC)  Nifty. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:12, 18 August 2025  For. Nice article. THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY stupid idiot named Something (talk). 16:08, 5 September 2025 (UTC) (UTC) Made significant edits and feel this article is in good shape ShabiDOO 12:43, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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