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The Finals
| Vote | Score: 2 |
| Nomination: | Ascellayn (talk) 23:47, 5 December 2025 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 2 |
The article is now pinned in #spawn-point on the official THE FINALS discord server because of me coming across that article. We all laughed our asses off, needs more recognition. Ascellayn (talk) 23:47, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
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Comment. I've seen you've nominated a redirect. Also, I won't be saying anything further, but you definitely should read Nobody cares about this article
| Vote | Score: -1 |
| Nomination: | MMMPffofkeji (talk) 20:12, 4 December 2025 (UTC)MMMPffofkeji |
| For Votes: 1 |
No for votes |
| Against Votes: 2 |
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@DaniPine3: This is now a redirect, so this VFH is null and void Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:28, 4 December 2025 (UTC) |
Against. you're lucky if this doesn't get deleted. ๐๐๐
Jangles (chimpanzee)
| Vote | Score: 4.5 |
| Nomination: |  Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 13:05, 4 December 2025 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 4.5 |
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Fuck Around and Find Out
| Vote | Score: 3 trollages |
| Nomination: | ๐ gergdown ๐ โ๏ธ 02:53, 4 December 2025 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 4 |
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| Against Votes: 1 |
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@Gergdown:@Shabidoo: How would we split up the credit for this? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:47, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
Main writer (Turbo) gets one point, contributors get .5 points (I'd only take 0.5 as I added the content more than wrote the core). But it seems like Fenris is back and he votes against 99% of everything I write or contribute to, so might not get featured. We shall see. ShabiDOO 02:22, 6 December 2025 (UTC) |
Nom. turb0 did a good job with this article (with help from me and shabi), honestly, this is a good article. Gergo-Tastic! 
Public school
| Vote | Score: 0 |
| Nomination: | Greenpickles987 (he/they/xe/it) 13:41, 3 December 2025 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 1 |
Greenpickles987 |
| Against Votes: 1 |
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Burj Khalifa
| Vote | Score: 5 |
| Nomination: | Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:40, 2 December 2025 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 5 |
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HowTo:Find the Remote Control
| Vote | Score: -3 |
| Nomination: | OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 21:06, 30 November 2025 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 1 |
I donโt really know how signing stuff works so sorry if I do something wrong JOwOl (talk โข contribs) |
| Against Votes: 4 |
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You signed correctly JOwOl. Sovietโญ (Ask for free votes) 12:12, 2 December 2025 (UTC) |
| Vote | Score: 3 Googols |
| Nomination: | Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 23:10, 28 November 2025 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 6 |
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| Against Votes: 3 |
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Yeah I see the points. What if offset1 was rewritten to be an article about Google, and that was featured instead (if it gets nominated) somehow? Offset1 could use more content anyway Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 17:10, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
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