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Vote Score: -3
Nomination: Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 21:19, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

why not?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 21:19, 14 January 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Hey, Kurtz, just wanna say, you've been nominating way too many articles lately, did you know that? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:28, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:30, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:13, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Will this article be accepted if I nominate three weeks from now?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 22:52, 14 January 2025 (UTC)

@ColonelKurtz: if you nominate too many times perhaps you will have the same fate as Fenris, who was banned from using VFH... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:13, 15 January 2025 (UTC)
Only from nominating, he can still vote. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:25, 18 January 2025 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFD

Vote Score: 6.5
Nomination: Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 00:23, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 6.5
  1. It is simply an obvious choice. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)
  2. you know what? fuck it, why not. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:25, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Yee.pngYee. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 18:44, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
  4. Yes check.svg Yes. Actually feature this, no joke! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:15, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
  5. Sure, I vibe with this one though. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 00:16, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol heart vote.svg Love! best thing I've ever seen in my life Somebetterusername (talk) 15:07, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
  7. Uhhh...sure, i guess? Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:15, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Minecraft fans

Vote Score: -3
Nomination: Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 20:04, 13 January 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

I simply think you simpleminded hacks don't understand. Put it on an AI and ask it to analyze it. You dung-for-brains simply think its a childish article. It's in truth the greatest piece of literature that has ever been.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 23:30, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 3
  1. I don't hate you colonel, but precisely what do you see in this that is feature worthy? Whatever it is I don't see it; all I see is yet another article written by a 5 year old (a style that got old 10 years ago) – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:46, 13 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Per the point above. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:48, 13 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Yaoi Fangirl is way better. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:24, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

Antonio Brown

Vote Score: 4 chumps on #CTESPN
Nomination: I'm not usually one to toot my own horn here, but AB is the king of tooting one's own horn. In that spirit, I toot my own horn. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:23, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:23, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Celebrities writing their own articles after Wikipedia denied them, this is what Uncyclopedia's true purpose has always been. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:56, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hell yeah. Jhecircle.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Jhecircle.png 12:44, 1 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:09, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
  5. Yes check.svg Yes. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:19, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:53, 30 November 2024 (UTC)

Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem

Vote Score: 4
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:32, 24 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Plain Old Elim Garak

Vote Score: 4 mysterious deaths
Nomination: A classic well worth being featured at lastShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Aݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:08, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Derp ShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:15, 17 November 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:46, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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