UnPoetia:Had I Not
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
- Not so long ago,
- 'Bout a sunrise and sunset's time,
- That I saw a 'gal,
- Dapper, yet foul,
- For she had the brains of a dime!
- Yet as I thought, 'What hurt could she be?'
- I ran across the street,
- Unbeknown,
- I was thrown,
- To the pavement in front of me!
- In confusion and haze, I woke from my daze
- To find her in utter disgust.
- I looked down at my leg,
- Which was shattered I'll say,
- I had been hit by an ice cream truck!
- She ran to my aid,
- Grabbed my leg,
- And proceeded to gently rub.
- I couldn't help myself,
- Nor correct myself,
- My dick rose like a glove!
- Next thing I knew,
- After it grew,
- She asked if I was okay.
- I smiled a bit,
- 'This gal's dumb as shit!'
- And responded, 'Just go away.'
- I spat in her face,
- And I passed out without a try.
- That was then, now I'm awake,
- Staring up at this light.
- I hate the nurse,
- But it could be worse,
- I could've been born a fly.
- Now I'm alone,
- Sweaty and cold,
- Crippled and covered in blood.
- 'Well I'm a genius,'
- I said to my penis,
- 'Just you and me now, bud.'