User talk:EMC/archive9
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--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:17, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
About your poem...
The poem on that page. It's a bit unnerving. Wouldn't females complain that it doesn't exactly "cater" to them? I just fear that it might drive them away from IRC, is all. =/ Conniving 02:12, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Dear Electrified Mocha Chinchilla or Current Resident
Hi, just am calling to say that top hat is up for feature. In your ecstatic reivew you promised a vote. May I call in the favor now? Thanks a lot. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:30, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer
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Aaawww... EMC/archive9 has been diagnosed with cancer. artery cancer. Yeah. Incurable. |
Have a weird little user template! -- • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Q answered
In answer to what you are, at first glance an overlyhyperactive animal. And thanks for the welcome. What am i? 21:58, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Article
Hey, emc. I know this seems out of the blue, but I was wondering if you would be interested in helping me with this article. Although it may seem a bit early to run out of ideas for it, I've put down all of my original ideas for it, and the result wasn't nearly as grand as I thought it would be. Yay; Nay? --Lazy CUN RA Talk to me _ 20:47, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks! --CUN RA Talk to me _ 21:00, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
User:TheLedBalloon/Welcome/Flappy woo-ha
I'm just curious, how'd you find that? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Nov 28
Here's Radioactive afikomen, pestering you yet again for help with some stupid article
Hey, emc, I just created Automated Telephone System (not to be confused with the one currently on VFD). And I dream that it will one day be as frustrating and labyrinthine as the real thing. Unfortunately, I've run out of ideas for the moment, and I was wondering if you would be willing to take a crack at it. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 21:43, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
Could you help with the formatting of Automated Telephone System/Hearing Impaired? If I don't put lots of spacing between lines, they overlap each other. Unfortunately, due to the purposeful spacing, it either looks exactly like a "louder" version of the main article (as it should), or looks like words and lines are randomly strewn around. I designed it from my widescreen monitor at home, so it looks perfect from there, but when I viewed it with a standard square monitor it looked terrible. Is there any way to make the spacing compatible with all or most monitor dimensions (short of shrinking the font down)? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 23:08, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
Coo, ta!
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Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:29, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
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EMC, following TKF's advice, I am attempting to make my article, Compulsive Linking Disorder, funny. Sad to say, I am not a very humorous person. (Which raises the question, "What am I doing on Uncyclopedia?" But that is for another header.) Thusly, would you graciously aide me in making it funny? Much obliged, Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" (cover your eyes!) 02:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Votering
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Have a not-shitty Christmas!
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Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
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Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:23, Dec 17
PLS
Absolutely. Tis a shame I wont be able to enter a such, though. --THINKER 00:33, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
My internet usage will be sporadic from about Dec 21 to Jan 8. If its after Jan 8 then my answer is: only if nobody else wants to. --So So 01:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
- It seems like every spot is filled. What's the point of judging if every spot is filled? --NXWave 01:42, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
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A WARNING
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PLS
You might want to take DiZ off the list of judges; I'm pretty sure he's gone for good. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:57, Dec 17
- On a side PLS note, I'll judge best Noob article. This makes me ineligible to enter any category right? I'll do it either way. Thanks for the opportunity to try to do something useful. - UnIdiot |
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XMas
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pls
i'm not sure if you've filled up the judging spots, but if you're still looking for a best n00b article judge then i'd be willing. let me know. -- 00:27, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas soon!
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