User talk:Hans Johnson

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(Bonner) (Talk) Oct 9, 16:58

Pee Review: UnNews:Mobilized methane moves motors

Many thanks for pee reviewing my little scribble. Your points are well taken, and valid. May I also say that this "article" has languished so long in the pee review queue that I had, quite frankly, forgotten about it. How wonderful that you have spent all that time and trouble on it! Let me know if there is ever something of yours that needs reviewing. Pieface 12:08, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

Are you interested in reviewing either of my pee reviews? -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 19:57, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but I'm working my way through the older, long neglected Pee Reviews first. If no one else takes them up after a while, I should get to them. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 20:05, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Stages of Grief

Rejoice, Hans Johnson! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Cleaned it up per review. Re-review if you would? Got rid of cannibal section, changed to 6 stages, got rid of three pictures and added captions to the other three. Yeah, just go back to the pee review and change the scores accordingly? Smiles! --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:50, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

No, Cajek. Short of a major overhaul, I won't review articles a second time over. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 21:44, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay fine. --  Le Cejak • <-> 21:48, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the review

Hey thanks for the review, I was making fun of Protest Warrior (did you check their bullshitted site yourself) because they are warhawks themselves and want authoritarian states (which is why I put the minitrue stuff in there). Although the score was harsh, you did gave me a good review. I'm re-editing Protest Warrior page in my own userpage, you can do whatever with it.--Dark Paladin X 22:00, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello

Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This ain't your mom's Wikipedia…  Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.  ~Zana Dark

Care to join the CAUSE??? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Eh? Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 18:37, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

If you going to ask me to join a cause, I would appreciate some way of finding it. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 18:37, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

SO SORRY, BEEN BUSY WARRING

Care to join the CAUSE??? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:58, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:39, Dec 17

Your VFD nom

You could have just post that onto QVFD with a comment linking to the plagiarised version. Strictly VFD is only for articles which are over 7 days old. It's all good though... MrN 23:48, Jul 14