User:Saberwolf116/Talk Archive 3

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Self-rape[edit | edit source]

Paradox! Saberwolf116 17:03, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

I've self-raped myself before. They say it is called left-hand masturbation. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:24, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
That's why all left-handed people are rapists. It's a fact. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:11, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Two things I want to say[edit | edit source]

First!!!! Thanks for reviewing my article, gave me alot of help on how to improve on it.

Second you said I should be more in depth in my Pee Reviews. So I decided to do just that and I think I did it in depth. Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic?

Much, much better. Saberwolf116 03:57, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
No problem. Spread the word! Saberwolf116 04:41, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

David Icke[edit | edit source]

Thanks so much for reverting the David Icke page, there's nothing that makes Uncyclopedia quite as enjoyable as someone blindly reverting everything that you have just written without a moments thought due to a subjective value judgment. Shouldn't you be on wiki instead? --TheChurchofScientology 16:00, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps you should read HTBFANJS? You can't add random, pointless humor and expect people to find it funny. We have guidelines. Saberwolf116 16:03, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps you should enter into dialogue before pissing all over someone's chips? You took out THE ENTIRE EDIT, not just a couple of bits, the whole thing! How is that a reasonable edit, please explain why each and every phrase and revision qualified for removal. Justify yourself.--TheChurchofScientology 16:08, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
If it bugs you thar bad, then revert me. You know you can get them all back in an instant, right? And out of curiosity, have you read HTFANJS and BGBU? Saberwolf116 16:11, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
So basically, only mainstream American style 'humor' is allowed here. Fair enough, I joined under a misconception. I shall confine my future efforts to shite observational comedy, fart jokes and race hate, that should fit in with the ethos perfectly.--TheChurchofScientology 20:26, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Church - calm down and stop taking things personally. Raving all over the place wouldn't help you further your cause. Saber- try to actually explain yourself rather than just linking to HTBFANJS, it's not a magic solution to everything. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it isn't Magical or s.... ah, fuck it. The President of Iran WOODY! Wood burning.gifDeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 21:46, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
How else am I expected to take it, he even reverted the spelling mistakes that I had corrected. The reason given, that it was 'not funny' is just his subjective view, how the hell can one poster's subjective opinion be reason for reverting the entire article. Shit like this does little to welcome new members. I doubt that I'll try again. If you want to delete me you are fucking welcome, this site is nothing at all like I thought it was, I guess I just managed not to attract the attention of the comedy-police before this.--TheChurchofScientology 22:54, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Check this out[edit | edit source]

Hey Saberwolf, check this article out. Not finish but I want to se how it looks so far.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:18, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll review it for you if you want. Saberwolf116 19:31, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok its In the review section --Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:18, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the review--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:18, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
By the way how were the quotes--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:18, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

You[edit | edit source]

remove one of my comments again and I'll put you on Ban Patrol. You aren't the forum police, nor do you have any authority over me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:52, 25 Jun

I don't, but driving it off topic for no reason is stupid and pointless. Saberwolf116 22:53, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Welcome to Uncyclopedia. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:54, 25 Jun
I'm all for acting dumb, but don't do it when we're trying to get shit done. Just an hour or so, then you can talk about penises. Saberwolf116 22:55, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
He can talk about penises as much as he want. Don't remove comments. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:57, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Hi Again![edit | edit source]

AHoy Saber! Me again, the phailed writer from last time. I been tryina pick up the pieces of my broken untalents and scrapped them articles after realizing myself that they do suck... ok so im trying to write good articles, and even though my last two pieces of shit were pieces of shit, and got noticed as pieces of shit by you, id like you to know that i still value your opinion so much so that i want to request yet another review, only because you give me in depth truths. I ran into dead ends with the others, but the articles that actually mean something to me could use some professional input from your side if you find the time of day, and i promise to work on the flaws... Heres a beer to at least fill your pee supplies in the meantime, but let me know if you are able to take a look at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bland Gift Manual, Prison City. Thank you!

Beerpint.jpg Acrolo has bought you a beer for reviewing His Shitty Articles!! Kudos!
Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 12:55, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. =) Saberwolf116 15:01, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Me Soliciting a Favor[edit | edit source]

Could you review any one of the four articles I've got up on Pee at the moment, please? I doesn't have to be right away (or even at all, if you don't want to), but I've done a crapload of writing in the last week or so, and haven't received any feedback on anything yet. Plus, your reviews are always extremely helpful and constructive, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:10, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Man, people are sure asking for a lot of reviews as of late =P i'll see if I can get on it, though you have a way of writing about people i've never heard of. Saberwolf116 15:20, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, I'm sure you've heard of Godzilla haha. And you don't even have to review anything of mine, I'm just feedback-anxious is all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, I kinda made a promise to the guy above me, but i'll see if I can do both. :) Saberwolf116 20:50, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha. Like I said, take your time. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:05, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Celebrating my 1000th game namespace edit!!!![edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif Flutter has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 23:24, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. :) Saberwolf116 23:49, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Saber[edit | edit source]

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Rejoice, Saberwolf116! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


Thank you for the review, got the perspective i needed.

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 10:32, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

No problem =) Saberwolf116 13:41, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, also, Saber[edit | edit source]

Your Pee Review was helpful, as always. I actually thought of mentioning some of his other stuff, as well as his later films (being a die-hard Godzilla fan, it was hard not too), but I eventually decided that doing so would make the article seem lessed focused, you know? In addition to mocking Godzilla, I wanted to mock the whole "Hollywood Story" thing: unknown actor hits it big, gets everything they ever wanted, gets in too deep, looses it all, gets a shot at redemption, etc. It's the sort of thing you've probably heard a thousand times before, but doing it with monsters gives it a twist, and makes you realize how absurd all those "Hollywood Stories" really are, you know? And, needless to say, I think throwing in stuff like 9/11 references would take away from that. I do, however, think I should add a bit more about his "personal life." I sort of skimped out on that, and could definitely mention more about his "affair with Gigan," as well as "Biollante's suicide." I'll make the necessary adjustments, and resubmit it shortly.

Furthermore, I think you're long overdue in getting this from me:

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Rejoice, Saberwolf116! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


Think of that as a combined award from all the helpful pees you've given me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

No problem. One more and i'm tied with Gerry :) Saberwolf116 05:33, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Question[edit | edit source]

On the forum page, what do you mean by hijack?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:40, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

It's an internet term. It's when someone brings up something that has nothing to do with the topic and successfully diverts the conversation to something else. That's why the village dump is a good place to fool around, but is worthless for serious questions. If you want to start an actual, policy related discussion, use miniluv. If you just need advice, go to a user who knows what they're doing, such as Modus or Mordillo. Cheers! Saberwolf116 07:42, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok thanks. and thanks for not voing against my article on the nomination board--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:53, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

You said my talkpage was epic![edit | edit source]

So here's an apple. And a cookie. From the cookies of my heart. Though that was long time ago.

Newcookie.gif Zheliel has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Apple.jpg Zheliel has awarded you an apple!
Nope, it's not rotten.

Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! 09:13, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Hooray! :) Saberwolf116 14:58, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

maybe review request[edit | edit source]

hey saber, congrats on reaching 80 pee reviews! nuts, that was fast! anyway, in honor of passing me, might you be able to take a look at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wild Bill Hickok for me? it's rather long, but a moderately quick review is all i'd need. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:04, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. :) Saberwolf116 14:58, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
thanks for the review, saber. i'll see if i can make some tweaks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:47, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Bad Article[edit | edit source]

Hey Saber, founded this awefull article. Think It needs to go on Der Unwehr list to be rewritten?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:26, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure. You can put it on yourself under the "medium rewrite" category. Saberwolf116 06:00, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Done! We'll be doing this article a favor--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:08, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit | edit source]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:41 30 June 2009

Ta![edit | edit source]

SP-Orian57.jpg I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Which of my articles is your favourite? :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:39 1 July 2009

I liked Snow White a bit, though I also enjoyed Nursery. :) Saberwolf116 15:11, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

review[edit | edit source]

Finished rewriting Stewie Griffin, mind taking a look at it?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:25, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm doing a review at the moment, but i'll see if I can get it done tomorrow. Saberwolf116 01:26, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good, whatcha reviewing?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:34, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Check for yourself. :) Saberwolf116 01:38, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Wow thats a really good review--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:49, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey Saber[edit | edit source]

It appears you are doing reviews like a madman. Would you mind doing this? It's been on for a while and I want a result. Do it anytime you want. Also, I'm going to start reviewing again, and make it look like I deserved that award. Staircase CUNt 01:50, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Maybe i'll win ROTM twice, lol. I'd do that one, but I already promised Iwillkillyou i'd do his (like you saw above). If you would do his for me, then i'll get on yours. Saberwolf116 01:53, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Deal. Staircase CUNt 01:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
You could also nominate me for ROTM...I have a no-whore policy, so it's just a suggestion. :) Saberwolf116 01:55, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Well, personally, I want everyone to win the award once before someone wins it twice, ya know? But no else is reviewing... some maybe. Staircase CUNt 02:02, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
If your nominated for RotM, you got my vote, cause you did like 30 (or 31 now) reviews. I wish I could review like you--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:10, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
It's not that hard, you just have to elaborate and give advice. That's all. Staircase CUNt 02:11, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Thats true, but its hard to do if its an short article or a random one--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:15, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
That is exactly why you get articles like yours (Stewie Griffin). It's long, and has some good lengthed sections, which is perfect for a review. Staircase CUNt 02:17, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
speaking of review, do you think this review is any good?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:06, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Just about good enough for an in-depth. Saberwolf116 04:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Thanks for looking at solving the third world debt crisis. You were bang on about some of the pics. I'm leaving the TV bits in though - as the original idea was to contrast the simplistic, formulaic solutions to problems on TV with real issues - or I think it was, I may have been drinking. Anyway, I know bugger all about economics so I couldn't sustain a coherent argument - I just gave it a better ending and a different name.--Sog1970 20:27, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Glad you found it helpful. Saberwolf116 21:28, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you[edit | edit source]

For that review. I'll take your advice and use it. Staircase CUNt 15:31, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit | edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:34, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

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'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

Guildy


Thank you[edit | edit source]

Great review. I'll take your advice. I always wanted a Golden Shower, and I dislike seeing other people get them and not me, but...

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Rejoice, Saberwolf116! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


That was a great review. Thank you very much. I'll get working on it. Staircase CUNt 03:26, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

For You[edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif MrN9000 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cos of something or other... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:43, Jul 7

What did I do? I swear, he was dead when I saw him! Saberwolf116 20:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
So you killed him just by looking at him? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:54, Jul 7
HAW.HAW.HAW. But seriously, what did I do in order to be given a delicious treat? Maintaining Pee Review? Getting banend by TKF? Being nice to your daughter? I gotta know! Saberwolf116 21:00, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
I just had one spare. :P MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:15, Jul 7
Oh. Well, say something nice anyway. Saberwolf116 21:17, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
For you, sure.... "something nice". :) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:34, Jul 7
WHy were you blocked?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:42, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I dunno. It's TKF. Saberwolf116 13:36, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Check the block log--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:21, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit | edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit | edit source]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:56, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit | edit source]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:40, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit | edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:59, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 4th September[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost Randomber 13th[edit | edit source]

In other words, please think of the bisexual dead flounders! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:56, 7 September 2009

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit | edit source]

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:15, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit | edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:28, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Thought I'd give this a try[edit | edit source]

Hi Saberwolf, saw you were "sort of" back, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:31, Sep 30

Alright, i'll see what I can do. School has just been overwhelming as of late, but i'll try to make some time to do a review or two. :) Saberwolf116 20:09, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I understand, and if you can't, you can't, but as I say, it's got to be worth me trying, right? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:06, Sep 30

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit | edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:28, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

ITS ABOUT TIME, DAGUMMIT! YOU BETTER BE DELIEVERIN' MY PAPER, BOY! Saberwolf116 00:37, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Pee Review Please[edit | edit source]

Its this, whenever you have the time.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:19, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

It seems someone already got to you. Saberwolf116 21:16, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
oh, never mine then --Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:12, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe you can review This if nobody gets to it.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:05, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit | edit source]

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You Should Be Around More Often[edit | edit source]

We miss you. :-( —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:24, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Aww, thanks. I'll try, but my Xbox and my Stephen King books have been eating up my time =P. I'll write a review now for the sake of nostalgia. Saberwolf116 02:36, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Stay, please. We miss you! Pup
Was a good review too, thanks, I really didn't want to do that one.--ChiefjusticeDS 09:25, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. =) Glad everyone misses me; i'll try to be around more often. Saberwolf116 13:33, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit | edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:02, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit | edit source]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:07, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit | edit source]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:38, Jan 21

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UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePSX 22:34, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit | edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:48, Apr 2 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit | edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:11, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePSX 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit | edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:11, 1 May 2010

I want you back[edit | edit source]

Uncylopedia has not been the same without you. So yeah, you should come back--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:11, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Hah, that's very nice of you. I'll try to return on a part-time basis. Saberwolf116 03:49, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know you, but we could certainly use the help on Pee...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 03:50, June 24 2010 UTC
I'm an oldie who sucked in the old days but now is um...decent at writing. I've never met you, but uncyclopedia can always use more help.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:05, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit | edit source]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:22, 24 June 2010