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Mugshots are great. If you meet a man with a face that looks like it staged most of the battles on the eastern front, ghost writers need not apply. Mugshots have a story too, assumption or not.

For example this photo depicts a woman who shot her lover's wife. No idea what she was brought in for, she sounds great to me.

Arrested for domestic abuse, apparently. I don't see what his woman (or man, or whatever) is complaining about. He has the grin of a god. Though that wouldn't help if he's arrested on grounds of sexual abuse.

This man was arrested for disturbing the peace in Disneyland after attempting to fuck Dopey.

Arrested for no proof of insurance, no license, invalid registration. Or brain.

Arrested for being drunk and annoying. Although judging by this pic he looks more like he was arrested for being a shitty actor in a medieval pantomime.

This guy was arrested for failing to appear. Yeah, he looks like he was held up one way or another.

This woman was arrested for serial murder after cutting a load of people in half with her scythe hair.

This guy chokeslammed a fellow motorist onto the windshield of his car after he rammed him from behind at a red light.

This chicken shit ruined Harrison Ford's career.

This overpaid pain-in-the-arse looks like he was just told he should donate some of his $825,000-per-episode salary to charity (I'm kidding, he only slapped his wife around in front of the kids on Christmas morning).

Hotwired a car, popped some heads, robbed KFC, blah blah blah blah.

Dim dipshit moron.

Corporate attention whore.

Shit-eating gusset-scrubber.

Makes me want to stick my balls in a blender.

Fascist dick.

This tyrannical, bastard, heartless, scummer piece of shit looks like he just sailed on a boat from Cadiz, landed in already-discovered land just south of the colonies and fucking killed everyone in possession of a heartbeat because he's that much of a fucker.

Alright, now I'm bored. --"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 03:57, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You're weird. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:23, Feb 3 2010

who are you and why the fuck do you have my mugshot --rusty johnson 04:52, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Can we actually charge Chris Martin with the crime of making people want to stick their balls in a blender? I'd be a witness for the prosecution. --UU - natter 10:39, Feb 3

You want to watch people stick their balls in a blender?!? You're more disturbed than I thought.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Feb 2010 ~ 02:58 (UTC)

How could you leave out this guy??

+= 23:25,5February,2010

Oh, right yeah. ^ Your mother. --•••••• WAR KICKS ASS!!!!! PEACE RULES!!!!!! VEGGIES FAIL BIG TIME meat is MURDER EUTHANASIA IS WRONG MERCY DEATH IS FINE - Are you IN or are you OUT of the LOOP? 23:28, February 5, 2010 (UTC)