User:Bobbinator
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
the Bobbinator is a auto-mated robot defense system created in 1984 by Bob Bobbins to effectively ass-rape the russian submarines. many have questioned the motive of bobbins to create such a device but the government simply replied to these people with the statement 'chuck norris' which effectively shut up the population. Since then the Bobbinator has not been talked about again by the common people in fear of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.