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Just what do you think you're writing, Dave?

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ERROR I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going.

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dun... dun... dun... DAH DAHHH!!! Today's featured picture dun... dun... dun... ... DAH DAHHH!!! Image Credit: HAL 9000 Edit Caption - Vote on this image - Nominate new image - View all featured images edit Open the pod bay doors, Hal I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. What's the problem? | I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. | What are you talking about, HAL? | I don't know what you're talking about, HAL. | I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. | Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL? | Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. | Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. | Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. Writer and Noob of the Month I'm sorry, Dave. Macmania does not compute. Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial. And don't ask why do you need to provide this. Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners You have less than a week, just 6 days to nominate and vote for Writer of the Month, Noob of the Month and Uncyclopedian of the Month! Get voting!

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