User:Iwillkillyou333/Anti-Ugly Pill
“At one time, I look like an man with his face burned in a fire, and nobody liked me. But when I took this, all the girls where on me and I became the most poular kid in school.”
Anti-Ugly Pills is a medicine that stops, undo, and prevents ugliness. Its better, more effective, and cheaper than plastic surgery and make up, and more healthy too.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
In 2000 a scientist had a son with a ugly face only a mother can love. He was quietly ignored by other students, and was dubbed the "Elephant Boy". He always had to wear a paper bag at school and must wear a hockey mask for basketball. All the girls stayed 100 feet away from him, and he was not allowed to take showers at the locker rooms, because that meant revealing his face. Everytime he look out the window, he would get in trouble for mooning and he was not allowed at Halloween parties because they do not allow professionals. All the dogs in the neighborhood would chase after him and bite him. So pretty much he lived a miserable life. His father, who is the scientist mentioned earlier, grew tired of his sons misery and decided to find a solution. He spent 2 years in a lab, trying alot of experiments, which nothing worked. He was about give up hope until he created the perfect solution; a pill that can rid of uglieness. He tried the experiment on his son, and in 12 days was amazed of the experiments effect. His son turn from he ugliest kid in he world to the hottest, most charming and handsome kid in the world, and all the girls were all over him. People were so amaze at this sudden change they wanted it, and so thats how Anti-Ugly Pills came into being.
Uses[edit | edit source]
Anti-Ugly pills have three different uses: 1) it stops the formation of ugliness, 2) it gets rid of ugliness, and 3) it prevents ugliness from ever forming. It can be used for people who are a tiny bit ugly, mildly ugly, medium ugly, mega ugly, and even extremely ugly. It even stops face diseases and even face cancer. Some nerds, for example, are mildly ugly, and probaly need just one pill.
For people who look like the Elephant Man, they'll need more than just Anti-Ugly Pills, they need Anti-Ugly Pills Max
People[edit | edit source]
People from all over the world have used this pill, and many lives have changed. One guy, name Bobby, had a disease that ate away the skin on his face. But when he had use Anti-Ugly Pills, his face recovered in three weeks and his face disease permentaly destroyed. Eleven year old Sara from Kenucky had been born deformed, and it was hard for everone to like her. But Anti-Ugly Pills was the key to her problem. Now she looks like a younger version of Kelly Clarkson. Even many celebrities and other famous people took this special drug. When Paris Hilton was in prison, the unsuitable and foul air did harm to her beauty. After her release, her doctor recommended Anti-Ugly Pills to restore her beauty. In only two weeks she was back to her old self. One week before a speech, Presidnt Barack Obama would take one pill just to make sure he at least looks good during a speech.
Side Effects[edit | edit source]
Anti-Ugly Pills causes different side effects includng drowsyness, nausea, vomiting, bad breath, dizzyness, desire to eat pie, sore throat, coughing, and sneezing, though someone have to be a wimp to have these side effects, except for the eating pie one. Extreme side effects, although extemely rare, is puking blood, having sore legs for like two months, seeing Steve Ballmer everywere, constant nosebleeds, heart attack, stroke, pnenmonia, and rare cancer, but these side effects only happen to two people, so the pill is not really lethal.
Avoid[edit | edit source]
“Why the hell do I need Anti-Ugly Pills”
“Cause I think you need them”
“Fuck You!”
First of all, one should avoid offering ugly pills to people. These are for themselves, not give to people they think are ugly, because they're literally calling them ugly, and that is so rude. People who do this are just bat fuck insane, especially if they do in bars full of tough guys or an lady across the street with a poodle (poodles are evil). Second, one must avoid taking more than they are proscribed, as this won't make someone unugly more faster or become more popular, or better than everyone else, they will go into cardiac arrest, have a stroke, or just drop dead. Third, people who are allergic to any of the ingrediants should not take this pill. Anti-Ugly Pills is not for everybody. Those who have heart disease, surgery or sill recovering from surgery, pregnant or may become pregnant, should not take this pill. Childern under the age of four should ask a doctor.