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Well The Decade is almost up and we will be needing to make awards for the following:

  • Top 10 or so Articles of the Decade
  • Writer of the Decade
  • Uncyclopedian of the Decade
  • RadicalX of the Decade
  • Useless Gobshite of the Decade

The question is when shall we run these. I now the Top 10 Articles of the Decade will have to take place after the Top 10 Articles of the Year, The others don't take as long as they could probably be done in February.

What are your thoughts on this and don't post that you Don't Care? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:55, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

4 1/2 years is a decade? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:05, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Yea that would have to work then. This site is gonna have to have a broken decade sometime so lets get it out of the way. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:08, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Any veterans who have been around since 2005 could help those who have joined a lot more recently with perhaps links to others who have since left. In particular people like Procopius etc and others who may have done other work on the site but are now no longer involved. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:17, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Procopius isn't involved now? When did this happen? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
They're all sockpuppets of Famine. That's why banning them didn't break him up inside. He hated himself that much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:35, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, because what we need is more voting. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:09, Dec 31
Why bother? I'd obviously win all of them. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:35, Dec 31
There's that, too. And RC's a shoo-in for NotD. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:17, Dec 31

N00b of the Decade

Rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 12

Apple (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2
  • NF The best noob Uncyclopedia has ever seen. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:38, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong for. November 2005 just wouldn't have been the same without her lame joke about Istanbul. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:56, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Apples (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -0

Maddie's life (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1
  • Nom and For Lived the immigrant's life, for a little while. I think we can all relate. —rc (t) 05:04, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Decade (since a decade is now 5 years)

PENIS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3
  • Nom and big, hard for I miss this guy. It edits to the expletives template forever changed Uncyclopedia. For this, he deserves a firm handshake or two. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:41, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Cocks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:33, 2 Jan
  • Strong for MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:51, Jan 20

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3
  • Nom & much Symbol heart vote.svg For! She does more with less in the least amount of time possible for completing most profusely. Plus she does audio too.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Jan 2010 @ 01:07 (UTC)
  • For. I don't know how Zana puts up with a website full of social inadequates, known otherwise as male uncyclopedian contributors. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Brand Loyalty sausage lol 20:59, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Chronarion (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2
  • Nom and for. Greatest Uncyclopedian ever. So awesome, he makes stillwaters look like Skullthumper. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:21, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For lol.☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:42 January 8

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

Happiest user whose name also starts with an "H" and has a green signature and also a dancing banana and such.

Happytimes (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0
When did we get a drama club?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 13:46 (UTC)

Spang (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

Bradaphraser (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Biggest driving force of the Decade

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Famine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom + For I don't see a clearer candidate for this award than Famine. It was certainly the biggest driving force I have ever heard of or seen on Uncyclopedia. I just wish he was still here editing as no one else has been able to fill his shoes. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 12:03, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - He might have been an asshole, but it all came from his love for Uncyclopeda. Plus, he actually un-inifinibanned me out of compassion. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 19:35, Jan. 1, 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:08, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Gave me my first ban, I deserved it. sausage lol 23:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Whipped me into shape when I first got here. With fiery banny justice. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:39, Jan 3 2010
  • Symbol declined.svg Against, because his "I'm leaving" speech was a combination of flipping the bird and advocating for internet totalitarianism. Everyone knows the internet is supposed to be about hedonism. Hedonism is the shit. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:37, Jan 3
  • Symbol abstain vote.svg Abstain, because I've never met him before. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:46 January 8
  • Symbol declined.svg Against Per Led. Very well said. Looking at the sites stats Famine's mad rampage of random bans in mid 2007 may very well be what caused the site user base to take the sharp drop it did. I'm glad I missed it. Oh, hang, on... It was me joining the site which made it the worst... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 07:09, Jan 17
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - I reckon this guy shaped most of the debate whenever we have one on the sites direction, and I would still cite him him my Uncycloversity essays.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:51, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg nom + 4 He has the most featured articles, and I do believe the most edits. --Mn-z 05:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I IS UNDER HIS SPELL Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:23, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Douche Deux A Machina. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:40, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For the ED template. Without which, my parents would never have met, and I wouldn't be here. Also, I'm from the future.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:46, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Radical X of the Decade

RadicalX (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg nom + 4 although, does the fact that he holds Potatochopper of the year for eternity invalidate this nomination? --Mn-z 05:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg OK, the award's got his freakin' name on it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:39, Jan 3 2010

Zheliel (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg sn+f. Undoubtedly the best user. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:47 January 8

IP of the Decade

4.252.99.182 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits)

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For If we don't make this IP the IP of the Decade then this site is gonna die. Come on this guy is a literary genius on writing the article on Fisher Price. Also if he ever comes back any new articles he writes are programed to be Auto-Feature because of how great his writings are. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:37, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Literary genius • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:31, Jan 3 2010
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif Strongest for I've ever forred! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:34, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Go consume feces copulators Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:19, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite.png Bless. This IP make Uncyclopedia what it is today. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:40, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg duh. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:48 January 8
  • Symbol for vote.svg I didn't eat shit fuckers :( --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 12:51, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

67.121.74.131 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits)

Score: 2
  • Nom and Flour Even I, a noob, know the legend of the one-day visit of 67.121.74.131, who created "Kitten Huffing" as a stub which descibed the core practice of the hobby/addiction. Aleister in Chains Jan. 3, MMX
  • For. Unlike Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing will be this site's best remembered long running joke. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:17, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

130.216.191.182 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits)

Score: 0
  • nom + for changing vote wrote the surprisingly decent article, Of Pandas and People in 2007. --Mn-z 17:16, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

219.90.204.139 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits)

Score: 1
  • nom backup nom if 130.216.191.182 turns out to be the ip of a registered user. This ip wrote most of the current vore article and contributed to Supergirl/classic. --Mn-z 17:41, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. after some discussion on my talk page, I've discovered that 130.216.191.182 contributions are in line with that of writer of the month. --Mn-z 15:35, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

An unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Whatever my IP address is (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Drama Queen of the Decade

<insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2
  • Om nom nom and for. What you say about his company is what you say about society. --EMC [TALK] 10:27 Jan 3 2010
  • Symbol declined.svg NO NO NO I know that <insert name here> has created a lot of drama but I have seen worst here and I can name a few people who has. Anyway <insert name here> needs to be blocked from editing more than anything. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 12:10, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg YES Finally, somebody fucking kill <insert name here> already! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:06, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Hey is this about that hilarious tongue-in-cheek thingy that became tragically UNfunny when MU left, or about those UNpaid parking tickets, or that time Syn stabbed me in the alley & left me for dead, or about that other scandal with the orphans? Inquiring minds want to know.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 07:12 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.. I thought <insert name here> was a guy. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:50 January 8
  • Comment I hope you all get some sick. —rc (t) 01:43, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg FUCKING FOR Holy crap this guy causes a lot of drama -_- But why don't we just ban his ass? --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 13:02, January 26, 2010 (UTC)


Symbol for vote.svg Yes I tried to rape <insert name here> and he was gonna take it to court! He is a drama queen.

And I never got to rape him! HELPME 04:44, January 15, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

CheddarBBQ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 of the world's most "dramatic" and cheesy snackfoods
  • Ankh smite.png Self-nom and Bless Because there's no rule against it, and y'all are jealous bitchezz. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 16:41,3January,2010
u speeled ur naem rong. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:07, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite.png Voting again motherfuckers! Let's see anyone try to stop me, bitchez. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 11:48,5January,2010
  • Ankh smite.png duh. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:50 January 8

Clemens177 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4
  • nom +4 of all the perma-banned users, he was probably the funniest. --Mn-z 17:35, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For - His articles made me feel weird. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 20:52, Jan. 3, 2010
  • For. Colourful to say the least. How many contributors have brought into this site a story about stalking that makes Bunny Boiling small beer in comparison, and have their stalker turn up here to add to the mayhem. Plus that message from the White House to Wikia about the story of Barack Obama's secretary. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:24, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I haven't read up on the other ones, but this guy was a nutjob to the fullest degree. Well, better than NXWave I suppose.

HELPME 01:25, January 20, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

LotofLOLS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom + For This guy was the biggest Drama Queen of em all that I remember on Uncyclopedia. He created the Anglish Article Called Mr winkler is GAY. It made a impact to everyone on Uncyclopedia at the time as the page quickly became famous across the site. Then Later LotofLOLS came back and whine becasue I guess Mr. Winkler saw the page and he got into deep trouble. See This Forum For the Drama He even went as far as Vandalising that Page and getting himself Permabanned from the site and then he came back into the chatroom and whined and whined about even going across the Freenode Network with his Drama. The In Joke lives on and has expanded to many articles. See Category:Mr. Winkler Now if you don't think he desevres the award can go Get Some Sick. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:02, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • gay gay GAY —Faglogo.pngtalk 11:15, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • GET SOME SICK • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 14:43, Jan 4 2010
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    • Shit, forgot about Slashy. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:24, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg I witnessed all this >_< --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 13:17, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom & For Although many, many people have started some drama here on Uncyclopedia, no one has ever taken it fully fucking multimedia before Guildy. And, it turns out, he's rocking some kind of weird Abe Lincoln beard. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:19, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
    He's Beast Man. Seriously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:26, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Enthusiastic Self For. As I'm already out of the WotY running, I'd might as well try and go home with something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:26, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Slashy

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom Nom Nom (and for}. Practically wrote an impractical book on drama. Beats out Nintendorulez by a hair, because unlike Nin, this ASs never actually contributed a thing to the site besides his whining/complaints.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:40, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • This guy. Read all of the drama things he did. I didn't, but there's a lot of them. Like, a lot. So it must be pretty bad. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:27, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Nintendorulez

Score: 1

Writer of the Decade

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2
  • Legendary level writer. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:16, 20 Jan 2010
  • For. Everybody else sucks. That's why he left. You people were lowering the bar. He raised it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:39, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. No-brainer on this one. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:02, 25 January 2010

ENeGMA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Imrealized (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

The Thinker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Symbol for vote.svg Nom--Sycamore (Talk) 15:01, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Postmaster General of the Decade

In my mind, there has only ever been one true postmaster general
Symbol for vote.svg For. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 12:04,27January,2010.

John E. Potter

Score: 1
  • Nom & Strong For Not only has he done a wonderful job keeping the US postal service going since his rise in 2001, but competition is totally weak. W-E-A-K! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:46, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

William J. Henderson

Score: 1
  • Nom and For. Henderson served admirably in 2000 through May of 2001, and I cannot recall losing any mail during those seventeen months. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:35, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
    • Henderson was SO overrated. Come on, the guy did almost nothing during his lame duck years (late '99-mid '01), and never during his time did he have to deal with the threat of email. The argument can even be made that the reason Henderson left office was because he saw the threat of online mail coming, and was too much of an idiot to plan on anything to stop it. If we had a proper plan in place we could have set up a better system than we have now. His inaction set our mail offices back at least 10 years, and Potter has been trying to mop up Henderson's mistakes ever since he became General. Like I said. W-E-A-K! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • There was not a single terrorist attack on American soil during Henderson's rule as Postmaster General. I rest my case.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:43, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Useless Gobshite of the Decade

NXWave (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Symbol for vote.svg 'For.'Yes. I read up on this guy too, when I saw his nomination. Sockpuppeting, "If I'm banned, some bad things may happen", and making AE leave. HELPME 01:28, January 20, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1
  • Forever and ever and ever. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 07:16, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Decade of the Decade

2005-2009

Score: -3
  • Nom and against. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 07:35, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • worst decade ever. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 07:44, Jan 8 2010
  • Hurricane Katrina. sausage lol 18:29, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • The Twilight saga, Billy mays dies, High School Musical, Megan Fox, Smokin' Cheddar BBQ Doritos disappear. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 20:19,8January,2010
    Invalid nom. Not a decade. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

2004

Score: 1

1970-1979

Score: +2
  • Nom and For cuz Devo formed and released their two best albums. Also, my brother was born. He's pretty cool, I guess. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 07:19, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Bee Gees. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 03:44, Jan 15 2010
    Invalid nom. Wrong century. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

1980-1989

Score: 1
  • Porky's, Heavy Metal, Ghostbusters, A Christmas Story, Wall Street, Aliens, the (G1) Transformers toys, the good version of GI Joe, The Cars, MTV (which, at the time, played something called "music videos"), coitus, spandex catches on, 1.5L Formula One cars (making up to 1,300 horsepower), tight jeans, turbocharged hot hatches from Japan that weren't expensive, the fall of the Berlin Wall, breasts, the home PC, Atari killing the console market (by flooding it with crap), Nintendo bringing it back (by filling it with Mario). In short, a decade so awesome that I'm declaring a do-over all the way back to the 80's (ignore early Reagan and the rise of the Christian Right). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:06, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. Reagan and the rise of the Christian Right. sausage lol 17:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    One word: casseroles. That's how they distracted us. With their casseroles (and other covered dishes). Their tasty, tasty casseroles. By the time we finished the food, they were running the place, and we were too full and too lethargic from over-indulgence to take it back. "Sure..." you say, "...but I wouldn't have fallen for such a transparent ruse." Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you, really? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    We Christians love our casseroles. They're like some sort of illegal narcotic only they're Christianized. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 23:15, Jan 15 2010
    The natives had a saying, "White Man speak with covered dishes." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:57, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    That's all true, but let's not underestimate the influence of the cocaine either. Also, abstain because you left cocaine off your list. You get points for correctly designating G1 Transformers though. Wanna see some pics of my collection? :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:04, 16 Jan-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:04, 16 Jan
    I didn't list everything that made the 80's awesome (like the clearly awesome Strange Brew). I simply don't have that kind of time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:19, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Well, I guess you did include A Christmas Story. For. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:22, 16 Jan
    Invalid nom. Too awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

2009-2000

Score: 2

Game of the Decade

UnSurvivor

Score: 1

Hungry, Hungry Hippos

Score: 1

Event of the Decade

WNWiki Invasion

Score: 3
  • Nom....who can forget our brave Marxist warriors who invaded and attacked the rightwing nutjobs of the WNWiki. Comrade Codeine and Brad (a jew) gamely fought the White "Nationalists" on their home turf and remain an inspiration to us all. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. That's quite possibly the best bit of Uncyclopedia history I've ever seen. sausage lol 18:03, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Self-for. It's all fun and games until a bunch of skinheads turns up at my door. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 22:32, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Heh. Did Codeine really put Goatse pics on that site? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:35, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I put goatse pics on our site. I'm sure Codeine would do much more than a few goatses. sausage lol 23:44, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Code put lastmeasure links all over their site. I didn't know what lastmeasure was, and so I clicked to find out. After restarting my computer, running a virus scan, and restoring to a previous version of my computer, I wrote Do NOT click any links!, including a little link to the fact he'd done that. Following this, the Nazis got confused and started sending me threatening emails, because I guess they thought I must have done that to myself on purpose (or they couldn't tell the difference between usernames; I report, you decide). Anyway, I left the whole situation far more paranoid about the internets.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:32, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Whore of the Decade

Mhaille

Score: 3
  • Slut. sausage lol 18:08, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:46, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes. He's probably the only user on this site who genuinely makes me feel guilty when I can't be arsed to take a look at one of his articles. Simply the master. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:57, Jan 21

Sycamore

Score: 0
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nomination /Cockney voice, He's a slag!--Sycamore (Talk) 14:46, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Sandwich of the Decade

None

Score: 0
  • I don't like sandwiches Staircase CUNt 04:35, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

The turkey sandwich I ate yesterday

Score: +4
  • It was pretty cool. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 05:00, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For Yea that was very good. Wait a minute yesterday was not the last decade. Oh well I'll let this one slip as I had them all last decade too. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:00, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delicious stuff • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 08:56, Jan 12 2010
  • Wrong Decade Bitches – Preceding unsigned comment added by CheddarBBQ (talk • contribs)
    • Symbol comment vote.svg What Rule Forbidded It? Anyway How do you know his interpret was from yesterday or from December 31, 2009. Also I didn't see any rules forbiding it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:07, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
      • We don't have many taboos at Uncyclopedia, but this is one of them: you never, EVER mention the sandwich you ate Yesterday. However, since you are breaking a taboo, that makes this post edgy. Symbol for vote.svg For.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:38, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
        • The first rule of Sandwich Club, yadda yadda yadda. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:06, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
          • There's a Sandwich Club now? Do I get a discount on membership fees if I'm already a member of the Breakfast Club? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:24, 14 Jan

Nigger Dogshit Sandwich

Score: 1

Wannabe Sockpuppet of the Decade

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

Keanu Reeves (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

Belgian of the Decade

MoneySign (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 Patat

Lambic (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For One of the best, least known writers on here.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:46, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Hercule Poirot

Score: +2
  • For. The best famous Belgian is a fictional one. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:20, Jan 25
  • For little grey cells • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 09:24, Jan 25 2010

Blackest User of the Decade

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Colin "All your base" Heaney (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Optimuschris (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Doritos Flavor of the Decade

CheddarBBQ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

Roast Beef Monster Munch (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1
  • For. Fuck Doritos man, this is where it's at. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:10, Jan 21

Chipotle Chicken Cheddar with Bacon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1
The name "Doritos" means "little bits of gold" in Spanish.
  • This guy tastes great when you add some doritoes on top of the cheese. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:31, 21 Jan

Banana (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Jew of the decade

RabbiTechno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4
  • Nom and Oy vey ~Jewriken.GIF 15:32, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Mountain Jew. IronLung 07:33, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Now hand over your Jew Gold. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 13:28, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. jew joke goes here —Faggle.giftalk 18:10, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2
  • Nom and hugs Vote for 'Dillo, jew know jew want to. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:37, 23 Jan
  • Symbol declined.svg Against.. He stole my wallet (which I must now refer to as Jew gold). IronLung 07:33, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • פֿאַר. Because if I voted against, I'd get a 3am visit from Mossad. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:33, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
    • Oh shi-- IronLung 20:24, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Foreskin. Mordillo is the only 100% Jewboy, and not some crazy hybrid Welsh thing like the user above. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
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