User talk:Apples
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Apples, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:
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t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:15, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
Fat Sandy[edit source]
Apples, have a look through the pages that the Welcome Note links to. They'll provide you with the basics for adding content. They may look a little daunting, but we're all here to make this site a funnier place. If you need any help there's aways a friendly Admin on hand.... -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
well who ever you are sheputs bad stuff about me on msn mesger. --Apples 21:23, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
- Say stuff back to her..... -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
Hello Apples...[edit source]
Hello Apples, I just have a few basic introductory questions for you. Don't worry, this is just basic protocol.
- How old are you?10
- Where are you from?new jersy
- Have you experienced any traumatic incidents in the last 30 days?no
- How much fluid have you consumed so far today?i 1coke and milk
- Have you ever been hit in the head?yes
- If so, how hard?very hard
- Do you remember what you ate for breakfast on Tuesday?nothing
- Can you pronounce the word "Cliché" for me?no
Thank you, Apples, that is all. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:29, 10 June 2006 (UTC)