User talk:Rwg

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Apparently someone else has been using an IP starting with 69.37.* and I have been blocked... Someone with my ISP does not deserve to have the internet...

Well that is funny in an unfunny kind of way
Could one of you so-called sysops so something about this ? I clicked my heels three times and said "Kansas". Thank you --di Mario 20:02, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Thank You For Sticking Around[edit]

Within the past month, a lot has happened and now I can post stuff! (FINALLY!). Patience DOES pay off --RWG 02:35, 30 September 2006 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Double-triple-quadruple Fried Gypsy flavour. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 17:31, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

--Best cookie ever... --Rwg 19:32, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif Rwg has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Encouraging selfishness --Rwg 21:13, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Mince Pies[edit]

Mince piesb.jpg Braydie has awarded you some mince pies!
For voting for Separation Issues at VFH.

Heh, thanks. --—Braydie 16:17, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Yay!!!--Rwg /|\ Reward 16:30, 24 December 2006 (UTC)


Holidayturtle.jpg Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

To another year! One where the entire state of Connecticut stays unblocked. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:02, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

Jumpercsc.jpg Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas..
This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 20:27, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

So tempting...--Rwg Talk 20:37, 24 December 2006 (UTC)


[16:23] <rwg> Homosexuals are gay...

Heh. --—Braydie 16:27, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Yay!--Rwg Talk Rwg 16:28, 26 December 2006 (UTC)


Your sig is leaking code all over the place. It's a madhouse...a madhouse! This should help to fix the problem.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't know it was doing that. Thanks for letting me know because it looked alright in my browser. Is this better? --Rwg Talk Rwg 00:30, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
No. No it's not. Hit edit, see your sig compared to mine? That's what I meant by "spilling code". Reread the second paragraph in the link I sent you.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:34, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
There, I fixed it.--Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 22:19, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

My New Sig[edit]

Here you go. —Braydie at 00:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Yay, I still need to find some way to fix my own right now --Rwg Talk Rwg 21:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]

Pow!.png BANG BANG BANG!!!
The victory bells(?) have rang!
NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:07, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

It was well deserved --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 01:10, 20 January 2007 (UTC)


Having problems with nick collisions? Dogbert has been coming in and out all day, I think it's you. I'm going to ban the IP cause it will keep doing it, just leave a message on my talk page to be unbanned or whatever (that's if it is you) —Braydie 00:47, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about that, I was having internet troubles. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 20:20, 12 March 2007 (UTC)


Braydie 16:59, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Harro --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 17:00, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
How's it going? —Braydie 17:06, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Alright, how about you?--Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 04:42, 6 April 2007 (UTC)


You suck!--Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 21:09, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

No he doesn't. That's crazy talk. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:08, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
Can you *prove* that said sucking of you is occuring/has occoured? --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 06:23, 12 August 2007 (UTC)


I fail to understand the miscommunication that I do not wholly receive. Erviltnec 21:29, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

I am trying to find out what happened.--Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 12:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Useless award that nobody cares about :-p[edit]

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 06:21, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

ahem... almost??!! :P --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 06:23, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting![edit]

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

Lumps2.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:23, Aug 19, 2007

btw, you need to have that lump checked. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 21:13, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale![edit]

Kansasty.jpg The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!

Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

You sir are a hero![edit]

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

Volcano.jpg The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Sep 16

Thanks ya[edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:47, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Vote for Head Removal![edit]

Dear Sir/Madam/Fungus,

The article by EugeneKay, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw, has been nominated on VFH. Please take action and vote with a friendly For. Thank you for your time.

(Vote against and you will have your head cut off)

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:51, 18 October 2007 (UTC)  

This is getting sad, now... whoring on my usertalk? :P --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 22:27, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Level One Headings Are Awesome...Also...Mafia[edit]

Thanks for joining! Details of joinership can be found under your name here. Have fun mafiosing. Also, we mafia members are trying to raise some cash for the Family. It would be great if you could help out there - all you have to do is sign! Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie


8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 20:14, Wednesday 14 April 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

You're cleaning that up. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 20:30, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

How do you pronounce your username?[edit]

I've been saying "Rogg." Is this correct? Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 10:34, Apr 18 2010

You can keep saying it... in the amount of time it would take to say my true name in your language, a thousand generations would expire. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 13:19, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

Please say[edit]

That you're still alive! - [02:37 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk