User talk:Rwg

Apparently someone else has been using an IP starting with 69.37.* and I have been blocked... Someone with my ISP does not deserve to have the internet...

Well that is funny in an unfunny kind of way
Could one of you so-called sysops so something about this ? I clicked my heels three times and said "Kansas". Thank you --di Mario 20:02, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Thank You For Sticking Around

Within the past month, a lot has happened and now I can post stuff! (FINALLY!). Patience DOES pay off --RWG 02:35, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Cookies

Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Double-triple-quadruple Fried Gypsy flavour. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 17:31, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

--Best cookie ever... --Rwg 19:32, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Rwg has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Encouraging selfishness --Rwg 21:13, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Mince Pies

Braydie has awarded you some mince pies! For voting for Separation Issues at VFH.

Heh, thanks. --—Braydie 16:17, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

• Yay!!!--Rwg /|\ Reward 16:30, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidays

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

To another year! One where the entire state of Connecticut stays unblocked.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:02, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

• Yay! --Rwg • Reward me! • 20:04, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas.. This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 20:27, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

So tempting...--Rwg • Talk • 20:37, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

IRC

[16:23] <rwg> Homosexuals are gay...

Heh. --—Braydie 16:27, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Yay!--Rwg • Talk • Rwg 16:28, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Sig

Your sig is leaking code all over the place. It's a madhouse...a madhouse! This should help to fix the problem.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:36, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't know it was doing that. Thanks for letting me know because it looked alright in my browser. Is this better? --Rwg • Talk •Rwg 00:30, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

No. No it's not. Hit edit, see your sig compared to mine? That's what I meant by "spilling code". Reread the second paragraph in the link I sent you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:34, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

There, I fixed it.--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 22:19, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

My New Sig

Here you go. —Braydie at 00:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Yay, I still need to find some way to fix my own right now --Rwg • Talk •Rwg 21:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you!

	BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang!
	NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 22:07, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

It was well deserved --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 01:10, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

IRC

Having problems with nick collisions? Dogbert has been coming in and out all day, I think it's you. I'm going to ban the IP cause it will keep doing it, just leave a message on my talk page to be unbanned or whatever (that's if it is you) —Braydie 00:47, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about that, I was having internet troubles. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 20:20, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Hi

—Braydie 16:59, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Harro --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 17:00, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

How's it going? —Braydie 17:06, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Alright, how about you?--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 04:42, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

YOU

You suck!--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 21:09, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

No he doesn't. That's crazy talk. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:08, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Can you *prove* that said sucking of you is occuring/has occoured? --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 06:23, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

me

I fail to understand the miscommunication that I do not wholly receive. Erviltnec 21:29, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

I am trying to find out what happened.--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 12:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Useless award that nobody cares about :-p

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands rwg this award ^_^ ! Awarded for the tackiest signature I've seen in a while, also for being (almost) as weird as I am :-p

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 06:21, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

ahem... almost??!! :P --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 06:23, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:23, Aug 19, 2007

btw, you need to have that lump checked. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 21:13, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends! Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

You sir are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Sep 16

Thanks ya

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:47, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Vote for Head Removal!

Dear Sir/Madam/Fungus,

The article by EugeneKay, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw, has been nominated on VFH. Please take action and vote with a friendly For. Thank you for your time.

(Vote against and you will have your head cut off)

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:51, 18 October 2007 (UTC)  

This is getting sad, now... whoring on my usertalk? :P --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 22:27, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Level One Headings Are Awesome...Also...Mafia

Thanks for joining! Details of joinership can be found under your name here. Have fun mafiosing. Also, we mafia members are trying to raise some cash for the Family. It would be great if you could help out there - all you have to do is sign! Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

YO YO YIGGETY YO YIGGETY YIGGETY YO

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 20:14, Wednesday 14 April 2010 -

You're cleaning that up. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 20:30, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

How do you pronounce your username?

I've been saying "Rogg." Is this correct? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 10:34, Apr 18 2010

You can keep saying it... in the amount of time it would take to say my true name in your language, a thousand generations would expire. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 13:19, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

Please say

That you're still alive! - [02:37 6 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

Dear Valued Mafia Member,

Dear Valued Mafioso,

I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.

Mafia 2.0 promises:

• MORE violence
• MORE whores
• MORE gambling
• MORE guns
• MORE pointless awards
• MORE positions to be filled
• MORE of an actual purpose

The Mafia Pledge:

The Uncyclopedia mafia hereby declares its intention to be a family business dedicated to welcoming, socialising with and being friendly to new users, in an attempt to integrate them into the Uncyclopedia community, offering help to any Uncyclopedia user who wants assistance and looking to promote merriment within the Uncyclopedia community.

As a current member we are proposing that you should help the Family, once more, by becoming an active member. We humbly present you with the following options:

1. Simply reply here, saying you are willing to continue being a member of the Mafia.
2. Sign the code {{u|<insert name here>}} here to opt out of the Mafia.
3. If you do not reply within ten (10) days you will deemed inactive and stripped of your current full Mafia membership.
4. Reply here saying you are willing to continue as part of the Mafia and then request one of the several senior roles within the Mafia that need filling at my office.

As of 21:37 7 August 2010 the following roles within the Mafia require filling. If you would like one of the positions please request it at the above mentioned office.

• Personal Secretary to the Don (with special privileges)
• Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
• Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
• Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)

Yours Sincerely,
Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
[18:29 7 August 2010]