User talk:Chipotle Chicken Cheddar with Bacon

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Ah, what he ^ said. Anyway, welcome and such; if you need any help, feel free to ask. (I can even explain the difference between Userspace and Mainspace if you like.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:41 (UTC) --iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism 21:59, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I will give you one thing

You ARE quite sexually arousing. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:11, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Not as arousing as a Philly Cheesesteak, but more arousing than a Hoagie. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:14, 19 Jun

Thank you! I knew my lusty chipotle sauce would be appreciated here. I saw this site and I thought "these guys seem like they wanna get down with some spicy chipotle sauce, chicken, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, and smoked bacon!" Chipotle Chicken Cheddar with Bacon 22:32, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Let's not get carried away here. We may appreciate some spicy chipotle sauce, chicken, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, and smoked bacon but they can never take the place of the simple pleasure of finely sliced steak heated and piled high on a roll and then smothered in cheez whiz. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:35, 19 Jun

One word

Yummy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I like your username

..and your usertaste Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:04 June 19 '09

Thank you! Thank you so much! Chipotle Chicken Cheddar with Bacon 20:55, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Are you a sockpuppet of one of us? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:05 June 20 '09

He's probably STM. I knew that guy couldn't stay away from us forever. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:06, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Or me. Staircase CUN^t 21:08, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Or nintendorulez Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:09 June 20 '09

Definitely not me though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:09, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

You're right. It's probably me. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:11, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

You make me sick!

I'm vegan. And I don't know what a "chipotle" is but I won't eat it on the off chance you're trying to turn me into a mudering crook like you!    Orian57    Talk   21:13 20 June 2009

I like chipotle. Staircase CUN^t 21:13, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Chipotle, the burrito place? I like it too. Chipotle, the pepper? I like that too. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:15, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Both of 'em. Staircase CUN^t 21:19, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

I would like to defer the honourable SysRq to my previous statement. Past me can deal with it.    Orian57    Talk   21:25 20 June 2009

I like tacos...? Staircase CUN^t 21:28, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Three soft barbacoa tacos, tomatillo red chili salsa, lettuce, onions and peppers. With a Dr Pepper. —Sir SysRq (talk) 16:16, 21 June 2009 (UTC)