User talk:LotofLOLS

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Your writings

Sir, your writings are amazing! Vaguely reminiscent of a fisher price--Euroipods-era stub, but more modern, and edgy. It's brilliant, simply brilliant! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:12, Nov 13

I agree, you simply must write a novelized version of Mr. winkler is GAY. It would make millions. I would totally buy it. --THE 23:55, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

If I add that I agree also will it make you realise the public demand? We simply NEED this done! It would be an absolute epic! <3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

I hate to say it, but it looks like The Man doesn't like this guy's work. He's just too far ahead of his time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:11, Nov 14

Should we honor this man's last wish before he was sent into a 6-month coma? <3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

Why do the writers of these articles inevitably get banned or run away from Uncyclopedia? Why do they never attempt a sequel? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:17 Nov 19, 2007

Because all the best writers know that they can never compare to the original. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:51, Nov 19

I can't believe...

I'm talking to THE LotofLOS, the author of Mr winkler is GAY. Now that you're unbanned, COME back, and sign my talk page. Thank you--Æ 00:41, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

YOU'RE UNBANNED!!! YAY!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! ooh..ooh...CAN I ADOPT YOU??????? PLEEEEEASE???? --THE 00:53, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, alright. I meant adoption as in Adopt-A-Noob, but whatever. I still think you're THE MAN, anyway :). --THE 01:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

ALLRIGHT! Consider yourself adopted. I'd add the "This user has been adopted by THE" template to your userpage, but it would screw up its present gloriousness. Welcome! --THE 01:12, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

You're the BEST!!! I can't believe I got a signature from one of the BEST literature authors. I can't express how happy I am that you signed my talk page. Write more!!! Conserve this Cookie:

AE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Also, does Mr winkler know about his article?--Æ 01:34, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

More Awards

Presented By:

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

Presented By: -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 04:52, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Greetings

A few things. First off, QVFD is only for new articles, that are clearly crap (one-liners, vanity, cyberbullying, etc.). If you want to nominate an article for deletion, you use VFD. Be warned though, not following the directions there or making stupid nominations is grounds for a ban. I'd highly recommend you don't nominate anything for deletion until you get the hang of this place, but please feel free to vote on articles already there.

Additionally, and this is just to satisfy my curiosity — is Mr. Winkler real? Does he know about your article or the one that got featured or any of its spin-offs? Just wondering.

And by the by, the better you spell and the better your formatting, the more you're likely to be taken seriously and treated civilly. So please take the time to check over your spelling. Yeah, it's the internet, but we speak English here. Mostly. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:39 Dec 11, 2007

Mr Winkler is real he teachs me english and i hate him. I got in trouble because every1 in my school was going on here because of it and then they found out about it and told my parnets about it and but they didnt realy care but the teachers did. but im sick now so i dont go to school rite now so i dont knw what going to happen but i might get in troble for it at school.LotofLOLS 16:46, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations... --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 16:11, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

parnets? Lulz. --General Insineratehymn 19:55, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

From Zero Embi, I think

Yeah thats from us. For that wonderful 45 minutes in IRC. Zero_Embi ¬_¬ Scribbling 17:35, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

A Real Treat

Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane! Merry Christmas!

A friendly little reminder

Your going to be a politician someday because you are from Washington DC.

And congradulations. You have made Uncyclopedia a better place with your stubby, vanity, and cyberbullying article. Admins loved it though. We hope you enjoy your departure to other venures. We also hope that you will stop creating sockpuppets. Stop Uncyclopeida from being a place of hate. --NXWave 19:39, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Because your userpage is protected, I have to put this here. Enjoy.

Toilet Comedian of the Month March 2009

-Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:58, 10 April 2009 (UTC)