User talk:MrMetalFLower

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Random QVFD'd page. Put new text under old text. Also, Click here to be aurally raped. New to Uncyclopedia? Welcome! You can ask questions and get answers from me.	Oh Be Nice! DO NOT wear a condom Be A Dick Seriously, be a dick

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Hello, MrMetalFLower, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Oh dear.

Well, it seems your article Ung! Goat was deleted. But fear not, for the people of Illogicopedia take pity on the article and have recreated it for you there. It's a kind of pseudo-humour site similar to Uncyclopedia but more random. Hope to see you there. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:20, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

I appreciate the helpful review, with actual constructive criticism. But what does "pfrt" mean? Oh, and you gave me a 69%. Hehehe, 69 for penisland. Just so ya know, my article was Pen Island. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:07, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

VFH Vote

In reply to your comment:

Oh. I'm sorry, it's a long-running gag. If you look at the code, it uses a template called {{USERNAME}}, which inserts <insert name here> into the page. So, don't take it personally. As for Thinkerer, he is this guy who everybody is not, except him, because he is. You see? (It's an IRC thing, you wouldn't understand)     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   14:33, 18 September 2007 (UTC)  

Not trying to change your vote but...

Have you seen some of the articles that have managed to get featured on the front page.....Hannah Montana is quite tame when compared to Goa Tse, Holocaust Tycoon and Dead Nigger Storage! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

A tale of two siggies

Your sig is too big. Frankly, it's making the other sigs feel small and dowdy, by comparison.

3. MrMetalFlowertalkdotworkdotIllogicopedia

See how the 2-3 and 3-4 gap is larger than the 1-2 one?

1. text
2. MrMetalFlowertalkdotworkdotIllogicopedia
3. oh, no!
4. we're all small!

See how much better that looks? Try shrinking the flower to 16px...but there's still something wrong. You've got more <small>s than you have </small>s. This leads to a general smallination of any text that follows your sig. Also, things are in a bad order. Just try to remember that things need to be undone, or undo'd, in the opposite order that they were done, or do'd.

2. MrMetalFlowertalkdotworkdotIllogicopedia

I fixed it, hopefully. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:09, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

ICU's

ICU's are for articles less than a week old. (I made the same mistake when I first came here.) I've seen some of your votes on VFD and figured I'd let you know. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:12 Sep 30, 2007

The reason we have VFD is so that we can kill articles that have escaped ICU in the past, and are no longer likely to be improved. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:13, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

For someone claiming to be an admin in illogicpedia

You sure are behaving like the average every day annoying attention seeker. How about dropping those annoying Unnews bit? ~ 08:40, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello there....

LOL, the band "The Used" sucks because they have DESU backwards in their name! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! CRAP! DESU! DESU! CRAP! ARGH CRAP! is bad. Understand that this isn't Illogicopedia, and that stuff like this is generally discouraged here. Thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:24, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome

Thank you for bringing your other pointless articles to my attention. You can return the favour by reading HTBFANJS and applying its wisdom to your future edits. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:52, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Moosic

Great stuff, the article needs it! My taste in music is pretty much what you'd expect of someone who likes Venetian Snares - Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Future Sound of London, Mira Calix, John O'Callaghan, Biosphere, The Orb, Luke Vibert, Infected Mushroom; gabba and speedcore - M1DY, Gabba Front Berlin, Rotterdam Terror Corps, Nasenbluten; drum and bass etc etc etc. I'm into industrial in a big way too, have been since the early 80s which is why I discovered techno - Test Department, Einsterzende Neubauten, Throbbing Gristle, Skinny Puppy and so on. Not forgetting jazz, everything from Jellyroll Morton through to modern experimental stuff; rap; classical; metal (in its better forms - White Zombie, System of a Down etc.); blues...you name it, if it's been made for the love of the artform rather than just to make money, I like it! :) RabbiTechno 15:23, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Loving the taste! Yeah, basically I listen to anything feearlessly experimental / outstanding in its genre / that catches my attention. Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Venetian Snares, Sigur Ros, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Rush, Machine Head, Cannibal Corpse, OutKast, Pink Floyd... I also note you like gabba/speedcore stuff, and I am very happy with that! I love all that stuff, and stuff ike wrong music or noise. My taste can't really be generalised but my favourite genres are definitely breakcore and post-rock. In but a couple of comments I've gained alot of respect for you, purely because of your taste in music (yeah I know, I should like people blah blah etc) lol. Methinks I'm going to check out your articles... maybe you could check out mine? They're very few. <3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

Mine are pretty thin on the ground too - mostly I add stuff to other articles, remove crap stuff fromn other articles, clear up spelling/grammar atrocities etc. There's a few you can find linked on my userpage though :) RabbiTechno 15:51, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Captain Obvious graffiti

Hi,

Were you the person who uploaded the photo showing the Captain Obvious graffiti? If you are, could you also upload it to the wikipedia page on Captain Obvious? I think it would make a nice contribution to the article there. The page on Captain Obvious here is better than the page on Captain obvious on wikipedia.

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer

Aaawww... MrMetalFLower has been diagnosed with cancer. genitalia cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Bandcruft Award

Hi, There are numerous rewrite tags already in place. Your new award directs to a category which is not being monitored by anyone. Also, that template is really causing more damage than harm - it does not inspire the writer/s to put any effort to the writing and it's messing up the whole formatting. ~ 10:10, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, forgot to say, look at {{rewrite}} template, it has several sub templates you can use. ~ 10:13, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I get your point. I'm editing it as we speak to improve it, and have gotten rid of the rewrite categories. However, what I'm doing will still stand: there are very, very little good band articles and the rest are utter utter shit. Basically it's a campaign of sorts to improve band articles, and band articles only. Maybe it could have a little admin endorsement? (just e.g., "this page will be deleted on (date)" OR "after (amount of time)" if it's not fixed?)

Stop deleting my edits and heed what I have said plz. <3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

Responded on my talk page. Again, I'd get someone's endorsement before going through with this. ~ 15:40, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Golden Showerz

You want to do me? YOu MEan Teh SeXXors?   Le Cejak • <-> 14:42, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Of corvids and desks

If you're aiming for VFH with the article, you have quite the challenge on your hands, but that's not to say it is unachievable. The trick is going to be walking the fine line between sustained yet somehow coherent nonsense in the style of Carroll (and Robert Rankin or Spike Milligan when the mood struck them), and randomness. It's a difficult balancing act to pull off, and even if you manage it, I suspect several against votes for randomness would still crop up from people who miss the point.

But that's the challenge! Once again: good luck with it! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:08, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Illogicopedia, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 02:43, 31 July 2009 (UTC)