User:MrMetalFLower

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader!
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

This page may contain vanity.

If it does, please ignore anything that involves a non-notable person or group of people to prevent your brains from turning to mush.

Teh obligatory userboxism MrMetalFLower also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Phillip!!! This user is an administrator on another wiki. This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article. This user is openly Gay and unabashedly proud. This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. $$$ This user is a libertarian, so they are way too stoned to hear you complain, fundie! $$$ This user is NOT Thinkerer As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer. This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends. Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek! .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT This user is a total UKer and may nut you, you slag. (British Uncyclopedians) This user is a complete, irredeemable homology. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and die at an able-bodied spiderman gimp train. ... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ... You like me! You really like me! This user appreciates your praise. For those obsessed with the so-called experts, MrMetalFLower also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. I'm an admin on Illogicopedia, which might slightly raise some's opinion of me while disgusting others. Yay! Articles I made Aiden The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus B& Aid Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk? Illogicopedia (forked from the actual wiki and spliced) Choons UnTunes:Admin, Let's Not Wait Articles I love Mr winkler is GAY Uncyclopedia:How to be stupid and not just funny more to come... Projects Bandcruft Award Band Award Articles I hijacked (i.e. made better / rewrote) Venetian Snares Templates Cannibal Future projects? Uncyclopedia Dramatica Crap UnNews:MrMetalFLower is Once Again Being an Annoying Cunt With UnNews Articles and Shall Henceforth be referred to as a Prick, and Shall Be Burned With a Soldering Iron Something Else |P|H|I|L|L|I|P|     my anti-drug |B|E|N|S|O|N|     my anti-drug This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: myspace.com/voodoolayam