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This is a vanity page
This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.
Teh obligatory userboxism
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This user is an administrator on another wiki.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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Lordiface.jpg This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article.

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This user is openly Gay
and unabashedly proud.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user is a libertarian, so they are way too stoned to hear you complain, hippie!
$$$

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This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!

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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a complete, irredeemable mammary gland. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and deliberate at a zyborg.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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You like me!
You really like me!

This user appreciates your praise.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, MrMetalFLower also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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I'm an admin on Illogicopedia, which might slightly raise some's opinion of me while disgusting others. Yay!

Articles I made

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Articles I love

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Articles I hijacked (i.e. made better / rewrote)

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Future projects?

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