User:Zero Embi

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What We Wish to Do[edit | edit source]

We wish to bring humor to you, the denizens of earth. We also wish to enslave your puny minds entice you with wit and laughter. Furthermore we wish to help erradicate those who lack the mental capacity to appreciate true humor.

Who We Are[edit | edit source]

We are Zero Embi. Didn't you just read that?

What does "Embi" Stand For[edit | edit source]

Embi could stand for hundreds of things like:

  • Evil Might Be Interesting
  • Err... My Butt Itches
  • Error, Main Branch Incomplete
  • Elk Meat Beats It!
  • Elite Master Battle Idol
  • Enter My Base Infadel

Why Do You Refer to Yourself as "We"?[edit | edit source]

We refer to ourselves as "We" because we have a slight mental disorder and we do not care if you cannot understand this. This is because a small child could understand this and if you cannot then you fail at life.

Things we hate[edit | edit source]

Our Contibutions[edit | edit source]

Winners of our Award[edit | edit source]

User:LotofLOLS - He started the Winkler debate and took it to IRC.

Our Accomplishments[edit | edit source]

  • We created ##Uncyc-Blackjack on IRC an added a blackjack bot so that you have something to do while you wait for your hooker.