Block

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Block is a highly contagious disease. It is usually obtained by 10-year-olds, asses, jerks, bitches, sons-of-bitches, motherfuckers, motheryiffers, spammers, bots, and insane people.

Or spread by rouge admins. Or normal admins. Or Wikipedia. Or insane people. Or logged out people. Or just about anything.

How to avoid

The best prevention is death. If you are dead, you are cured of all illnesses, including Block.

This is also the only way to avoid getting the illness. That and always keeping the internet off. Which would kill most people anyway. So death really is the only prevention.

How to get

To get Block, all you need to do is commit suicide, become criminally insane, murder somebody, or start fucking up Wikipedia.

Symptoms

Symptoms include insanity, like talking to yourself - a notable example includes welcoming yourself over and over - being romantically attracted to cartoon characters, sex, hospital trips with bleeding asses, and suicide. Notice how everything to do with Block includes death?

Medication

There is only one kind of medicine that works on Block: Unblock, which harnesses the power of another disease, which is equally as bad as Block. Side-effects include: insanity, death, all the symptoms of Block, and suicide.

See also

• HowTo:Get Banned