User talk:PENIS

Do you want to be my friend?

Do you want to be my friend? --

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

Yes, sure! --Penis · Talk · Contributions 12:54, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Me too! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:01, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Yes. --Penis · Talk · Contributions 13:07, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

I guess Dexter's settling for sloppy seconds. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:18, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, who doesn't want a Penis Pal? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:42, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, PENIS, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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penispenispenis --Penis · Talk · Contributions 07:41, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Penis. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:30, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and just for the sake of redundancy:

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I'm sorry we can't have that here

Your name is way the hell too offensive. I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave. Take your other penis pals with you. Leave your number for Kathy, she's lonely. Oh, and you can keep the weedwacker, I don't want it anymore. Too many double entendres. --Capenisjek 06:04, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

lolz wut? --Penis · Talk · Contributions 06:06, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Kathy sez hai, Mr. Penis!!!   Le Cejak • <6:07, 07 Jul 2008>

Who, Kathy? --Penis · Talk · Contributions 06:08, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

cover your shame!   Le Cejak • <6:12, 07 Jul 2008>

...I WAS JUST KIDDING! COME BACK!!!   Le Cejak • <6:21, 07 Jul 2008>

You, sir

...are in direct violation of rule two. Report to room 101 for disintegration. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 10:16 Jul 08, 2008

I will obey two rules: Be funny and not stupid, and not being a dick. --Penis · Talk · Contributions 10:18, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

It's a little too late on that second one, buddy. Funny, that's what I call my own penis. Wait, what? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 10:19 Jul 08, 2008

You call your own penis?? --Penis · Talk · Contributions 10:20, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

I have his beeper number. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 10:21 Jul 08, 2008

Ha! You still use beepers! Everybody, point and laugh at the old man!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:34, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

I respect myself. As a result, my penis hasn't been out much. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:17 Jul 11, 2008

Hey guys. Skull's penis "doesn't get out much." Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh..... -RAHB 02:16, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

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Hea man

What happened to you? You showed up a while ago... Hammered out a few great edits, and then you leave us without saying a word? Dam dude. You are probably going to win Uncyclopedian of the Decade BTW. Seriously. MrN 20:38, Jan 24

Dude, you are my hero. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:06, 24 January 2010

I miss you, Penis. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:53, May 10, 2010 (UTC)