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The tiny difficulty there may be in text hilighting is far outweighed by the boost to appearance given by the centered template. It seemed fine to me. Which browser do you use? ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 07:49, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
I just wanted to say thanks for the audio on my UnNews article. I have to admit, I had trouble understanding your accent, but then I'm hard of hearing too. Thanks again! User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:23, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Your audio rendition sounds a lot like Jimmy Tingle... is this a coincidence? Smashing job altogether, especially for your first. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.
If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.
At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.
Where are you from? I just can't recognize your accent....~ 21:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
PS - I wanted to thank you for the comments in your vote. I strive for satire and irony instead of loud noises and nonsensical silliness (splits the ears of the Groundinglings and all), so its nice to see that mentioned as you did.
Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:36, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
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Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.
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For making it through another of my invariably hard to audio UnNews stories. Minor gripe: in UnNews:"WWJD?"_leads_to_unfortunate_end_for_local_layabout you doubled the "WWJD? is an acronym that stands for..." paragraph and skipped the one that follows it (which beats my general error of skipping sections when doing audios for d'oh! factor). None the less, you did a better job than I would've (I tried saying the "One of the pamphlets contained" paragraph out loud, and just stumbled, mumbled, and somethingelse'd my way through it). Kudos! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:57, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Okay, I went and found it at 2:27 and removed the duplicate, Thank you for your concern --NXWave 05:56, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
- My plan for world domination moves one step closer to its inevitable conclusion... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:14, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Sacred Bull Bites back[edit source]
Thank you for your Pee review, and the kind comments (and ratings!) I thought the title could be better, but I couldn't think of anything to alliterate with Bull and/or Sacred...
Oh, and by the way, here is a little mystery. When you read the news stories on audio, my dog howls pitifully. When Zimulator reads, my dog humps my leg. What does this mean? Pieface 13:12, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
- Your dog needs medication, and quickly! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:22, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
There's been a sort of a complaint about one of your Pee Reviews at the Village Dump (see under Help). Just thought I'd let you know so you have a chance to respond. -- (but) Untrue Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:48, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the review NX. I didn't think it was actually that funny yet. I'll edit the prose a bit today when I have the time, and I'm actually thinking it may fit a Why? style article more, since it's not really telling you how to do it, as much as it's giving you reasons for it. Thanks again for the review. Have a nice day. -RAHB 15:47, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, Style the article more, Seperate it from the rest of the pack. --NXWave 16:16, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
I've been looking through recent changes and I've seen that you've tagged many pages with ICU incorrectly. Please read ICU to learn how to do so correctly. In a nutshell, make sure you do {{ICU|~~~~~(five tildes, not four)|fix=<custom message>}} or {{ICU|~~~~~|sub=<premade substitution; see ICU page for details>}}. Thanks in advance.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:57, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for the great Pee Review of Alien Invasion. You said 'Funny but'. Could you tell me what I could do to make it funnier? Anyway, I've seen you've done a heck of a lot of reviews so...
Rejoice, NXWave! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
- {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 11:32, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
Please Pretty Please![edit source]
I would just love to hear UnNews:Fed up fish fight ferociously with your accent and intonation! Please? Pieface 07:21, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
The Vista article isn't an advertisement for Mac OS X 10.5.
Plus, the 10.4 picture looks more like Vista than the 10.5 one (10.5's background has a photograph while 10.4's has some artistic thing, like Vista's).
Furthermore, OS X 10.5 wasn't even around when Vista came out, so how could Microsoft have stolen from Mac OS X if we use the 10.5 picture? ;)
SteveSims 04:35, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Wow..., Except for the fact htat OS X 10.5 "was" in development and that Tiger looks old and besides, It's supposed to be better than Vista right?
Vista came before Leopard. Tiger came before Vista. So, did MS steal from Tiger, the Mac OS that came before Vista, or did they steal from Leopard, the one that came after it?
Any particular reason you added {{adoptme}} to IRAQATTACK's userpage? Planning on kidnapping him and forceably adopting him? --THE 01:39, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
I remember you... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
- I don't recall. Oh and your poster has made it to the store, Congrudulations! --NXWave 18:55, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
- Not MY poster, but I love it just the same... I made a little page called '…·°º•ø®@»' we warred over awhile ago. No hard feelings, just showing some UNC <3. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:17, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Maybe it would be a good idea to wait the outcome of the vote/discussion in the village dump before creating more subpages offering more items? Just my thought. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)
- Don't worry, It's in my userpage space. --NXWave 13:52, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I saw you were working on the Uncyclopedia Store-thingy, and I thought I'd just make sure you read this from the current Village Dump post on the issue.
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Take down the current store in every way, shape, and form. Ask for the community consensus on putting up a store. Maybe put one up if the answer is yes. Do not jump the gun. Take down the current store. Get permissions before you set it up. Perhaps even leave it to somebody else to do, as you haven't done it right yet.
--The Community
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(goes back into the Village Dump for any further discussion)
EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 10:12, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for voting for my artikle, and doing audio for it! --THE 20:03, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
On Hägrid the Horrible? Why does it need rewriting? Seems just fine to me. --Andorin Kato 21:12, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I think you should slow down a bit with the rewrite tags. You tagged my first article Seamus, too, an article which I think is one of my better ones :(. Remember, you need to make sure an article really does suck before givin' it a rewrite tag. Also, perhaps you should lessen your use of the "merge" tags a bit too, it's okay if there's more than one article on a specific subject, especially if they're both good. --THE 21:17, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- Same as below. Please tone down this behaviour or I will be forced to ban you. -- The Zombiebaron 09:04, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps you should create a subpage like User:NXWave/VFD instead of putting so many articles in the poopsmith's lounge. Looks like you're lookin' to do some serious crap-purging, and the poopsmiths will probably have trouble keepin' up. Remember the statement from somewhere in the Poopsmith Lounge rules: "Please, if you find yourself flooding the Lounge, consider making your own personal waiting list for VFD." M'kay. --THE 21:17, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- I'm going to second that notion, but back it up with a ban warning. -- The Zombiebaron 09:02, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Hay ya, Would you like to have better formatting on this or more/better/other content ?
The topic, although very fnord, may be overly dutch. Is there a template for overlydutch ? Mmm.
Anyway, If I can persuade you to spend more then the 8 chars you did already, please enlighten me.--Vosnul 15:16, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Want to be of service?[edit source]
Add "rewrite" to your summaries when addin' {{rewrite}}. Thanks.
- Hi. Its great that you are putting the work in, but could I ask that you be a little more careful with your use of the rewrite tag. I've had to unhuff several articles that you have tagged and that Tom has deleted that are, IMHO, quite decent articles. Also, some things that you have tagged as VANITY, for example the Bob Hoskins article, isn't classed as a vanity article as the actor is well known (and has an article on Wikipedia). Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- I agree, as mentioned above. I've been skimming through the articles that you've been tagging, and have had to remove several of the rewrite tags on articles that were quite decent. Often in your edit summary for giving the rewrite tag you simply put a tip for making a minor improvement, such as "Add more stuff about his movie career." That sort of thing doesn't merit the rewrite tag, which, as Mhaille said, will often result in the tagged article getting huffed. --THE 14:45, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Just checking, but do you know what vanity actually is? Looking at the large list of stuff you posted on the poopsmith's lounge, 9 out of 10 of the articles marked as vanity, aren't. Just because you haven't heard of something doesn't make it vanity, and doesn't mean it should be deleted. Google is your friend if you're unsure about a subject.
You should probably avoid nominating stuff for deletion that you think is vanity until you know what vanity actually means in the uncyclopedia context. Read up on UN:CM and learn it well. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:26, 28 Nov 2007
When you add New nominations for UN:VFD please put the at the top of the list instead of the bottom. It keeps the list in order as everyone else does it and is noted here at http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion&action=edit§ion=1. Also be careful not to flood VFD full of article as I seen you come close in the past few days. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:01, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
Just so that you know, {{VFD}} is only supposed to be added to articles when they're on VFD and not before they're nominated. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:50, Dec. 5, 2007
Hya. Please avoid from removing anything from the VFD page, even if it was deleted. This is taking care by either a poopsmith or an admin. Furthermore, you need to start listening to messages being left on your talk page, either that or you might be heading toward an extended ban. Thanks. ~ 09:25, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Well you don't have to vote for or against but I'd appreciate you vote on my article in VFH Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?--Dr. Fenwick 19:47, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
I see you've been working on [[link|Game:Zork4|Zork}}
If you need any tedious jobs done, y'know, where you have to fix a minor thing on a whole lot of pages, just give me a list of pages and what you need done. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that allow me to do a massive amount of edits with a minimal amount of effort. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:59 Dec 09, 2007
OK, I've had another go. See the image request page. If they're not good enough, try someone else - that's the best my pitiful skills can manage at present. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:10, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi NXWave. Please do not move pages that are the subject of ongoing debate in the village dump before a consensus has been reached. In fact, it should really be an admin who deals with the page once its future has been decided. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:00, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Windows Vista article[edit source]
The article's supposed to appear to be pro-Vista, but then the Microspeak is its own undoing. So, next time you edit it, don't add "Vista = ME" since that's old. If you want to do that, edit this Vista article.
Also, Leopard came out after Vista, so don't use it to show that MS stole from Apple yet again (unless you're trying to show that it was Apple who stole from MS this time). MS stole from Tiger, not Leopard.
And the flip 3D picture I uploaded is from Linux. An upside-down flip 3D picture isn't funny; one of another operating system doing the exact same thing, but better, is. SteveSims 19:59, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Just to make a point here:
- AE is not an admin, therefore he did not haev any involvement in the deletion of Mr winkler im SORRY
- Yew can only vote once in NotM, so yew have to choose where ywr vote lies, regardless of whether it's for or against someone.
That's just an impartial bit of advice from a friednly stranger :) ~Fag x FS
Hea there. Noticed you put an ICU on Codey Keaton. I think that's a vanity article written by the dude himself. MrN 20:04, Dec 19
- Yes but it's formatting is horrid. I mean look at it.
- It
- Should
- Look
- Like
- This
- Not
- This --NXWave 20:45, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi NXWave. Just a quickie - I was popping something into the Poopsmith's Lounge, and I saw you'd popped Pembrokeshire on there with the reason "another fake town". Er, no. It's a real county in Wales. Have a quick Google for it.
The "quality" of the article is a different matter entirely, but just check up on places before you declare them fictional.
Oh, and you might want to consider point 2 on the guidelines at the top of the lounge page - set up your own list in your userspace, you're flooding the place!
Tatty byes --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:06, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
- I think that was a few month ago. Nobody cares about the incident, Also --NXWave 13:08, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
- I care about all sorts of bizarre things. That's what makes me so loveable. Anyway, ignore me, most people do. Here, let me distract you with a cookie while I make good my escape. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:08, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
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Under User has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.
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Merry PirateNinjamas![edit source]
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Merry PirateNinjamas!
The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!
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Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:16, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
- Aw, Thanks! --NXWave 22:19, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
Since you edited this page, I listened to your audio again. It's got two sections that repeat: the "WWJD? is an acronym that stands" and "Then, this morning, he was driving around in front of the..." bits. Still, kudos and whatnot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:04, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
It's not gold yet, but it's my first draft. I would like to work on the page by myself without help, so yah, lay off. Don't be angry--Æ 02:26, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
- While you're review was better than the first one, it still wasn't good enough. You seriously have to read UN:PRG, espacially if you want to keep reviewing. Also, can you tell me why do you think it's a list? Reply here--Æ 03:05, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
- Additionally, I have resumbitted to Pee Review for a 2nd opinion. I'd like a review from a different person, thanks--Æ 03:06, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
- Also, I'd like you to stop adding the {{list}} template. I'm going to work on it per the Pee Review I just got and it will be better soon, so there's no need to add the template--Æ 13:43, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Please talk in english on my page[edit source]
Thanks to your adivice to me about Untunes' Japanese Mainpage. But I can't you Japanese Language. If you can, Please Re-write your advice on my Japanese talk page in English.Thank you.Muttley 10:49, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
- Mr.NXWave, I got it.Thanks to your valuable adivices. As you know,It is translated, and there is not the interval, too.We would like to create in future.But We understand Untunes itself not enougn.We are glad to your advices, and We hope you more advices. If you can, please sigh up Japanese like me. And I would behave translator You and Japanese members.Thank you!Muttley 02:52, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
I'm not joking, can you stop doing poor Pee Reviews? Read UN:PRG if you want to continue Pee Reviewing, and I politely ask you stop reviewing my articles until you do good reviews --Æ 01:38, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
I now issue executive order 3534/f:
- NXWave will now cease to review AE's articles.
- NXwave will buy my missus flowers on her next birthday (coming up this January 11th).
Thank you citizen. Do not pass go, do not collect 200. ~ Mordillo where is my CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON? 07:25, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
...we've made up. I accept your apology. While I'm glad that you think I should be a sysop, I don't have nearly enough experience enough to become a sysop in January.--Æ 20:30, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
- Also, you might want to be a bit careful about creating another Winkler spinoff. Their has been talk that doing so will be a bannable offense.--Æ 20:40, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
- It's not really a spinoff, It's an expansion from one of your previous articles, The Winkler Impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY! --NXWave 20:43, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Just wondering, you didn't create the topic because you're trying to get my article deleted, did you? It's fine in it's current state and I'm still doing work so I hope you didn't create the topic for that reason --Æ 23:26, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
- No, but I do have some honest opinions on your UnBook, It seems to be lacking in the section it needs most, information. It also shows that people can easily impersonate someone and get in showing that the legal system is stupid. Hell if this was a case court and I was 4.252.99.182 then I would probally get it deleted. Hey, you just gave me an Idea for a new article. Why?:Impersonate Someone --NXWave 23:31, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
- You should be aware that this is only my second draft. I respect your opinions but I'm still working on it and it will shine soon. --Æ 23:33, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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Æ 00:50, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Yays! Audios! - UnScripts:The Trial of Mr. Winkler[edit source]
Done the audio as requested. Enjoy, rinse, lather, repeat. --thematrixeætsyou, the 1337 (talk) (flames) 22:20, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
For future reference: "Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote." (from UGM)
In short, you can't have your cake and nominate it too. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
OK NXWave, I honestly don't understand your problem. I ask you to avoid creating Drama with AE, and you come back from your bans pratically smothering him, messing up with his user page and sig against his will, wrongly removing the Sir prefix from it etc. What is it going to be? I don't like banning you for a longer period but you leave me no choice. I ask you one last time to avoid harassing him, or anyone else for that matter. This is your final warning before a very long ban. ~ Mordillo where is my CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON? 00:06, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
I think I made a mistake. Is that award solely about pee review? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:34, Jan. 4, 2008
- No, It's about asshats in general. --NXWave 13:35, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
Honestly, you're asking for a ban from one of the administrators, keeping this stuff up. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:47 Jan 06, 2008
NXWave, you're on a slippery slope. AE just put you on Ban Patrol. You will probally be banned for a few months. I'm begging you, stop doing destructive things. I don't think you're a bad Uncyclopedia, but it would suck donkey balls for you to go the same route as my old friend Manforman. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:31, Jan. 6, 2008
- I probally will. --NXWave 02:32, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
- Then stop now with the overhaul and talk page stalkery crap--Æ 02:33, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
- Check QuickVFD. --NXWave 02:34, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Dude, your reviewings and so forth[edit source]
Yeah, could you maybe go slower on the reviews? Don't just write one line insults in pee review, NX. We don't want to drive people away from uncyc, do we? Please take your time, and think of as many constructive things to say as you can. Whatd'ya think? Le Cejak • <-> Jan 7 (14:53)
Unlike what you might think, I wasn't looking for ways to ban you. But you left me no choice with stalking AE, re-nomming his articles for deletion and so on and so forth despite several times you were politely asked to stop. Even so, I was prepared for a relatively short ban until I saw that remark you left on Ban Patrol. This site, Mr. NXWave, is not your private property. We are here to have fun and create humor. You turned this into some sort of private crusade against a user and caused disruption like I haven't seen in a long time, and I've been here for quite a while. Now, there are two ways we can handle this: if you accept your ban, we can discuss its removal in a month or so. If you try to evade it or "do something drastic" as you said, I will extend it to infinite and your time with us will be over. I urge you to calm down and avoid doing anything foolish.
Note to other users: anyone gloating on NXWave's ban will be banned immediately, THIS DRAMA STOPS HERE. ~ Mordillo where is my CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON? 08:32, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
- Ha! You got banned! -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:24, July 21, 2011 (UTC)