User talk:NXWave

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A helpful guide to deletion policy[edit]

NXWave, please read the deletion policy. A quick reference: VFD is not for deleting articles that were just created. The maintanence tags are used to make it be fixed, and if not fixed, then they are deleted. Please do not pull that kind of a stunt again or I'll be forced to temporarily bar you from VFD. Thanks!  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   23:59, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Understood, and also How do you like my managing of Uncyclopedia? --NXWave 05:21, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Spirited Away[edit]

I added the {{Ugly}} template as a reminder that you article does need a major prose and formatting overhaul, which had also been mentioned in the article's Pee Review. I also got rid of the quotes because, quite frankly, they weren't funny. It's been a rising policy in Uncyclopedia to do this to most articles with unfunny quotes. I'm only trying to remind you to make the article look more presentable. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:37, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

There's a difference between using all the code correctly, which you did, and having an article which isn't a pain to look at. The major gripe of the article's Pee Review also seemed to strike at the formatting. You may have fixed the prose a bit, but the image clutter, scattered monstrous paragraphs, and altogether asymmetrical look the article has greatly subtracts from its "eye candy" value. A major part of an article is having one that is both easy to look at and read. I would definitely start by getting rid of a lot of the images, and/or positioning them better, and dividing some of the larger paragraphs into sub-sub-headings like you did with the Characters section. I'd say the ending is formatted the best, but the whole ==Plot-- section needs a MAJOR fix. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:54, 12 June 2007 (UTC)


The tiny difficulty there may be in text hilighting is far outweighed by the boost to appearance given by the centered template. It seemed fine to me. Which browser do you use? ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 07:49, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Internet Explorer 7 --NXWave 15:18, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

I just wanted to say thanks for the audio on my UnNews article. I have to admit, I had trouble understanding your accent, but then I'm hard of hearing too. Thanks again! User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:23, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

Your audio rendition sounds a lot like Jimmy Tingle... is this a coincidence? Smashing job altogether, especially for your first. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

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I just have to ask[edit]

Where are you from? I just can't recognize your accent....~Jewriken.GIF 21:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Germany. --NXWave 23:34, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Are you serious? You remind me of Jimmy Tingle, a local comic who does primarily humour about Boston. He's famous for doing an impression of former Boston Mayor Ray Flynn, saying "I am the city of Boston... my asshole is the Callahan Tunnel, my dinky is the Bunker Hill Monument..." Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:43, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
That's hilarious, I was sure for some reason that you're Japanese! :) Great work on the audios...~Jewriken.GIF 07:12, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

For sheer volume in a short time, especially for a noob to UnNewsAudio[edit]

Hang this on your bathroom, and think of me when relieving yourself. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:00, 12 July 2007 (UTC)


I don't think I've ever been so entertained by a news reading. Enjoy your Emmanuel Goldstein award next month ;) --THINKER 08:04, 12 July 2007 (UTC)


I took the liberty of creating a user page for you, since I nommed you for Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation, and thus, you need to be a registered user. I know you now hate me, and you should. I am ignorable, but once I latch on to something, it takes a while and a change of medications to get me away from it. Not that I'm obsessive, just bizarre and sometimes cranky. So, I hope you don't mind. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:43, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Gut Check![edit]