User:Zana Dark/…·°º•ø®@»
Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This ain't your daddy's Wikipedia — ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark
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Queen of UranusName: Kristie Lee
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I've Been Thinking About Templating Stuff...
And I think you should try it... Think about it... It makes sense... Just thinking about you thinking about templating makes me wanna template stuff... Know what I mean? |
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Mommy's Medicine Cabinet | |
Aspirin | Caffeine | Chantix | Cheerios | Cocaine | Codeine | Coffee | Crack | Crack Corn | Ecstasy | Dexedrine | Gluten | Haoma | HeadOn | Corn Syrup | Jesus Juice | Kittens | Laudium | LSD | Magic mushrooms | Marijuana | MDMA | Medicine | Meth | Opium | Prozac | Ritalin | Side effects | Soma | The World's Most Powerful Drug | Tylenol | Viagra | Walgreens | Xanax | Heroine (drug) |
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Captain" | People named "
America - Atheist - Autofellatio - Beefheart - Bligh - Britain - Canada - Caveman - Communist - Hook - Irrelevant - Janeway - Kaptainskye - Kirk - Knuckles - Marvel - Morgan - Oblivious - Obvious - Omnipotent - Picard - Raccoon - Яidiculous - Selfish - Sisko - Slow - Video |
Divinatory Arts and Artists | |
Antropomorphing ~ Astrology ~ Astronomy ~ Ball gazing ~ Clairvoyance ~ Confucius ~ Dice ~ Divination ~ Fortune cookies ~ Horoscopes ~ Illuminati ~ Magic 8-Ball ~ Necromancy ~ Nostradamus ~ Occult ~ Palmistry ~ Phrenology ~ Prayer ~ Prophecy ~ Psychic ~ Scatomancy ~ Sun Tzu ~ Tarot ~ Telepathy ~ Zodiac |
BAND CLASS | |
Accordion - Air Drum - Air Guitar - Bagpipes - Band geeks - Bass - Bass Guitar - Bassoon - Clarinet - Cowbell - Drums - Euphonium - Fiddle - Flute - French Horn - Grand Piano - Guitar - Guitarist - Harp - Harpsichord - Kazoo - Learn Bass! - Learn Guitar! - Lyre - Marching band - Oboe - Ocarina - Piano - Play Guitar - Saxophone - Skin flute - Start a band - Stradivarius - Trombone - Trumpet - Tuba - Violin - Wah Wah Boing Boing - Xylophone |
Chicken Soup for the Eyes | |
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Asparagus ~ Aunt Jemima ~ Awesomesauce ~ Baby food ~ Bacon ~ Beaver Delight ~ Boogers ~ Breakfast ~ Butter ~ Cafeteria food ~ Cake ~ Caviar ~ Cereal ~ Chicken ~ Chicken 2.0 ~ Codpiece ~ Corn ~ Cornbread ~ Corn Flakes ~ Endangered Specia ~ Fluff ~ French bikinis ~ Fried Chicken ~ Fudge ~ Glass ~ Goa Tse ~ Honey Baked Hams ~ Hot dog ~ Hot Dogs ~ Ice Cream ~ IHOP ~ Knuckle sandwich ~ Krispy Kreme ~ Sacred Mushrooms ~ Mangos ~ Nutella ~ Pancakes ~ Penis ~ Pizza ~ PHOP ~ Pie ~ Pills ~ Pudding ~ Orange sherbet ~ Pease pudding ~ Rice Pudding ~ Regenerating meatloaf ~ Rocky Mountain Oysters ~ Sugarless Gummy Bears ~ Sauce ~ Sausage Butty Batter Nugget ~ Sausage Festival ~ Silica gel ~ Soylent Green ~ Spam ~ Sunny D ~ Taco Hell ~ Turd burgers ~ Waffles |
All About Firearms | |
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AK-47 - AKM - Ammunition - Anti aircraft gun - Bananas - Bullets - Gunpowder - Guns 'n Roses - Handgun - Helium - Kidney Stone Gun - List of weapons that don't exist, but should - M16 - Machine gun - Raygun - Rifle - Staple gun - Staples |
States of Existence | |
Alive ~ Asleep ~ Being and Nothingness ~ Being Dead ~ Bored ~ Born again ~ Consciousness ~ Dead ~ Dream ~ Dreaming ~ Drunk ~ Handicapped ~ Stoned ~ Subconscious ~ Undead |
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Actions of Life and Death |
Start » Be born » Sleep » Play » Study » Sleep » Dream » Awake » Play » Kill » Live » Love » Go to jail » Escape » Travel » Die » Go to the cemetery » End |
The Seven Deadly Sins | |||||||
Greed | Wrath | Gluttony | Pornography | Envy | Indifference | SPAM | |
How can you even think of such things? |
Cancer - Damaged goods - Damnation - Death of Your First Born - Decapitation Disease - Famine - Fire and Brimstone - Flagellation - Flood - Frogs - Marriage - Melenoma - Papercuts of Doom - Pedicornwallification - Pestilence - Pixellated Face Disease - Spontaneous Combustion - Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome - Sudden Instant Death Syndrome |
~ Divine Retribution ~
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The Sophia Awards[edit]
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Oh Sophia is
Such a Beauty to Be Held
In Both of Your Hands
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: : the Formatting Genie was here : :
Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my templates.
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~ The Formatting Genie Applauds You ~
Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now...
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~ The Formatting Genie Loves Templates ~
Congratulations! You've officially graduated from:
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The Formatting Genie Read Something...
It might have been an article you wrote
or maybe she's just laughing at you.
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No, seriously — Go on, I'm intrigued...
You wrote somethig so vaguely vanity that it exists in the mainspace.
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" Not Now, I'm Naked... "
Oops, perhaps you should check back later.
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Nice pen you got there...
The Formatting Genie especially likes the way you rewrote that.
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" Whew! That was a close one..."
It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism.
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The Formatting Genie has a thing for journalism
Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction.
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The ADOPTION GRADUATION Awards within an Award Template! | |||
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Not-So-Noob Graduate Cage Fighter Award!
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The FINAL FANTASY AWARD Template!
You have hereby earned all of the Purple Nurple and Sophia Award Templates. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than Completionist and/or Bureaucratship. | |||||
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The Purple Nurple Awards[edit]
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Princess Peach's Floating Square Braces
Whoah, this template has no borders. Don't worry, Zelda's on it. In the meantime, Emerald the Emperor wanted to give you this award for fixing up all those links. Red, blue, purple, oh my!
Awarded on: 18 October 2015
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Now That's Brawny! Mr. Clean appreciates your elegant use of standard HTML. (As ugly as it may be sometimes.) Awarded on: 18 October 2015
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Your Opinion Counts Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted. You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted. There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 20:08, 1 October 2015. poll-id 677211098117C6ED409C4E02E85C51DB |
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~ Ode to Drunken Wiki Editing ~
Oh man, that was a rough one last night.
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This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. For your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia. Congratulations! Awarded on: 18 October 2015
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The Purple Nurple Template Archive[edit]
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SLOTH LOVE CHUNK! |
This article is better than Baby Ruth candy bars! BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking. |
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Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo - You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." |
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Jolly Black Santa's Christmas Wish
I am sure there are many guys who are bored and horny. Maybe you are on vacation and didn't go home for the holidays. Maybe you are married, or bi, or just plain curious about being with a guy. Maybe you are tipsy and feel adventerous. Anyway, I am here alone, a 42 yo JBS, two hundred and eighty-five pounds, 5'9", from the South Pole. Age, race, experience level not important; I am only looking for a good time. If you're serious, let's talk. No games.
Wishing you and yours a Happy Holidays and a Zana Christmas, |
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This story is currently being recorded as an audio file by Zana Dark. Please make necessary edits only. |
I sound professional and stuff! |
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Thank You Templates[edit]
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The Neon Blue Poop Award You voted my article I was so enamored, I ate an entire bottle of blue food coloring to celebrate! Thanks for letting me share my crap with you! -Zana Dark |
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Aaaaaaahhhhh WTF!?!
I forgot to add a reference to the movie Hot Tub Time Machine in my article. Since I was too busy playing Wolfenstein 3D, I don't have a time machine now. How the hell am I ever going to fix this mess? Well, thanks for voting to feature my article anyways, I really appreciate it!
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