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Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This ain't your daddy's Wikipedia — ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark     home   talk   email   awards   images   templates   sandbox   queue   adoption

Queen of Uranus Name: Kristie Lee Age: 38 Años Job: Full-Time Smartass : COMPLETIONIST : This user does a lot of delegation... You should take notes. UN:LEGAL Legal Department Department Head "Crede Quia Absurdum Est " This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting. THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. This user finds the word "aardvark" intrinsically funny This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. BS:bs This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS. POP This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as MTV, in 1981. This user thinks a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'. This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls. This user is too damn sexy This person has an outrageous sockpuppet in his/her control. This user is reading your thoughts! This user likes to eat anything orange. This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. BEWARE: This user is a random pervert This user loves pi This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them. Join the Collaboratory! (Collab•Laboratory) This user's IQ is over higher than yours. This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively. This user is a pyromaniac. This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here. This user wields a plunger and can rollback your crap anytime, anywhere, anyhow baby. WARNING: this user is a little floating ass Now get the fuck out!

I've Been Thinking About Templating Stuff... And I think you should try it... Think about it... It makes sense... Just thinking about you thinking about templating makes me wanna template stuff... Know what I mean?

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: : the Formatting Genie was here : : Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my templates. This person has registered to become an Uncyclopedia Completionist. Wish them luck! Awarded on: 18 October 2015

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~ The Formatting Genie Applauds You ~ Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now... Thank you for helping out with your advanced editing and stuff. Awarded on: 18 October 2015

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~ The Formatting Genie Loves Templates ~ Congratulations! You've officially graduated from: Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy Wow, now go outside and get a tan or something. Awarded on: 18 October 2015

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The Formatting Genie has a thing for journalism Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction. You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work, soldier. Awarded on: 18 October 2015

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The ADOPTION GRADUATION Awards within an Award Template!
I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these ugly legacy templates with you. Awarded on: 18 October 2015

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This user has finished training and is now a CAGE FIGHTER. : The Templating Academy : Not-So-Noob Graduate Cage Fighter Award! Awarded on: 18 October 2015
Sweet Aunt Jemima!!! You've become quite the editor around here.   You may now adopt noobs of your own ~Zana Dark

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The FINAL FANTASY AWARD Template! You have hereby earned all of the Purple Nurple and Sophia Award Templates. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than Completionist and/or Bureaucratship.
	Awarded on: 18 October 2015 This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting. This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors. Now, You Pay Rent to Them.

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Now That's Brawny! Mr. Clean appreciates your elegant use of standard HTML. (As ugly as it may be sometimes.) Awarded on: 18 October 2015

<poll> Your Opinion Counts I think web polls are dumb. What is HTML? </poll>

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~ Ode to Drunken Wiki Editing ~ Oh man, that was a rough one last night. Can you believe we finished that entire bottle? I think I got banned on that dumbass website. Meh, losers. Thanks for proofreading all that crap. Awarded on: 18 October 2015

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Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo - You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

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		I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.

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Jolly Black Santa's Christmas Wish I am sure there are many guys who are bored and horny. Maybe you are on vacation and didn't go home for the holidays. Maybe you are married, or bi, or just plain curious about being with a guy. Maybe you are tipsy and feel adventerous. Anyway, I am here alone, a 42 yo JBS, two hundred and eighty-five pounds, 5'9", from the South Pole. Age, race, experience level not important; I am only looking for a good time. If you're serious, let's talk. No games. Wishing you and yours a Happy Holidays and a Zana Christmas, ~ Zana Dark

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Ten! Ten pretty pink penii,

Dancing just for me!

(As you can see, I've got them on the brain...)

Thanks one million!

 –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

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The Neon Blue Poop Award You voted my article good enough to feature... I was so enamored, I ate an entire bottle of blue food coloring to celebrate! Thanks for letting me share my crap with you!   -Zana Dark

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Aaaaaaahhhhh WTF!?! I forgot to add a reference to the movie Hot Tub Time Machine in my article. Since I was too busy playing Wolfenstein 3D, I don't have a time machine now. How the hell am I ever going to fix this mess? Well, thanks for voting to feature my article anyways, I really appreciate it!  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

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