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User:Zana Dark


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This ain't your daddy's Wikipedia — ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark Scribble.gif




















Queen of Uranus

Name: Kristie Lee
Age: 39 Años
Job: Full-Time Smartass

This user does a
lot of delegation...
You should take notes.
UN:LEGAL UN:LEGAL Legal Department
Department Head
"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "
User:Zana Dark/Adoption This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting.

AardvarkPainting.jpg This user finds the word "aardvark" intrinsically funny

Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

BS:bs This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS.
POP This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as MTV, in 1981.

One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user's life is short and hard like a body-building elf.

ThinkerToilet.jpg This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

Adult neon.gif This user is too damn sexy
Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg This person has an outrageous sockpuppet in his/her control.

Mindreader8.jpg This user is reading your thoughts!

OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.

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Banana1sv6.gif BEWARE: This user is a random pervert

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UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.

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Brain.gif This user's IQ is over higher than yours.
Ignignokt.gif This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively.

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Plunger.jpg This user wields a plunger and can rollback your crap anytime, anywhere, anyhow baby.

Mikaruge.png WARNING:
this user is a little floating ass
Now get the fuck out!
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I've Been Thinking About Templating Stuff...

And I think you should try it... Think about it... It makes sense... Just thinking about you thinking about templating makes me wanna template stuff... Know what I mean?

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The Sophia Awards[edit]


Oh Sophia is

Such a Beauty to Be Held

In Both of Your Hands



: : the Formatting Genie was here : :

Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my templates.
This person has registered to become an Uncyclopedia Completionist. Wish them luck!

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


Templating ~ The Formatting Genie Applauds You ~

Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now...
Thank you for helping out with your advanced editing and stuff.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


Templating ~ The Formatting Genie Loves Templates ~

Congratulations! You've officially graduated from:
Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy
Wow, now go outside and get a tan or something.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


Templating The Formatting Genie Read Something...

It might have been an article you wrote or maybe she's just laughing at you.
At any rate, you almost made her wet herself (dont' get too excited).

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


No, seriously — Go on, I'm intrigued...

You wrote somethig so vaguely vanity that it exists in the mainspace.
Congratulations, butt the |Formatting Genie suggests you write stuff that's not about you.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


" Not Now, I'm Naked... "

Oops, perhaps you should check back later.
Sorry, the Formatting Genie was too busy to respond to your request at the time.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


Templating Nice pen you got there...

The Formatting Genie especially likes the way you rewrote that.
Thanks for polishing the turds and cleaning up the crap!

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


" Whew! That was a close one..."

It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism.
Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


The Formatting Genie has a thing for journalism

Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction.
You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work, soldier.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015



The ADOPTION GRADUATION Awards within an Award Template!

I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these ugly legacy templates with you.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015


Grammar_nazi This user has finished training and is now a CAGE FIGHTER.
: The Templating Academy :

Not-So-Noob Graduate Cage Fighter Award!

Awarded on: 18 October 2015
Sweet Aunt Jemima!!!

You've become quite the editor around here.  
You may now adopt noobs of your own
~Zana Dark




You have hereby earned all of the Purple Nurple and Sophia Award Templates.

Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than Completionist and/or Bureaucratship.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015
User:Zana Dark/Adoption This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting.
This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors.
Now, You Pay Rent to Them.

The Purple Nurple Awards[edit]

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]] [[ User:Zana Dark Princess Peach's Floating Square Braces
Whoah, this template has no borders. Don't worry, Zelda's on it. In the meantime, Emerald the Emperor wanted to give you this award for fixing up all those links. Red, blue, purple, oh my!
    Awarded on: 18 October 2015


Now That's Brawny!
Mr. Clean appreciates your elegant use of standard HTML. (As ugly as it may be sometimes.)
Awarded on: 18 October 2015
Der Unwehr
Your Opinion Counts
Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.
There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 20:08, 1 October 2015.
poll-id 677211098117C6ED409C4E02E85C51DB


~ Ode to Drunken Wiki Editing ~

Oh man, that was a rough one last night.
Can you believe we finished that entire bottle?
I think I got banned on that dumbass website.
Meh, losers.
Thanks for proofreading all that crap.

Awarded on: 18 October 2015
User:Zana Dark/Adoption


~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~

This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department.
You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece:   ( 2 | ¢ )

For your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia. Congratulations!

Awarded on: 18 October 2015

The Purple Nurple Template Archive[edit]

This article is better than Baby Ruth candy bars!
BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking.



Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo -

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."


Zana.jpg :: WOW ::
I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.

{{PN|ZD=PC}} {{User:Zana Dark/Templates/Postcard | Head = Head | Line1 = Line1 | Line2 = Line2 | sigLine = sigLine}}

God Saget Head


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Jolly Black Santa's Christmas Wish
I am sure there are many guys who are bored and horny. Maybe you are on vacation and didn't go home for the holidays. Maybe you are married, or bi, or just plain curious about being with a guy. Maybe you are tipsy and feel adventerous. Anyway, I am here alone, a 42 yo JBS, two hundred and eighty-five pounds, 5'9", from the South Pole. Age, race, experience level not important; I am only looking for a good time. If you're serious, let's talk. No games.

Wishing you and yours a Happy Holidays and a Zana Christmas,




Ten! Ten pretty pink penii,
Dancing just for me!
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(As you can see, I've got them on the brain...)
Thanks one million!

 –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

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Aaaaaaahhhhh WTF!?!

I forgot to add a reference to the movie Hot Tub Time Machine in my article. Since I was too busy playing Wolfenstein 3D, I don't have a time machine now. How the hell am I ever going to fix this mess?

Well, thanks for voting to feature my article anyways, I really appreciate it!

 –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Lazer Not Charged – Firing Aborted

To initiate a Royal Rainbow,
quickly stuff taco into mouth

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