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Grand Cross of the Order

This user created John Tesh, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Ninjastar of Activity

For having surpassed 5,000 logged actions in thirty days.
That's real fucking impressive. – Cassandra (talk) 01:00am April 7, 2021

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He thinks your improvements to Uncyclopedia are immeasurable.

Unfortunately, he is too cheap to give out cash prizes, so you get this instead.

	Useless Gobshite of the Month for ∞

	Asian of the Month October 2015

	Writer of the Month December 2009

Razorflame has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
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	Article Narrator of the Month June 2009

	Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution. (See you at next week's meeting guys!)

WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Zana Dark has attained 1 Gold Star.

For getting an article imported (by Kippers) an featured over on Illogicopedia. Were you even aware of this?

The Uncyc Nail Bat

For making sure I didn't fuck up too badly as a noob and reminding me to sign my edits relentlessly. –Colin "All your base" Heaney

Whirling Star of Vigilance

For making Uncyc a better place within 3 days of your arrival. Good start! –Codeine

Pocketful Of Ninjastars

I award you a pocketful of ninjastars for making over 70 edits to the same page in one day. –Cs1987

Boomerang Enchanted Ninja Star

For Your Noteworthy Display of Useless Contributions, This ninja star, when thrown, will hit the most random and unanticipated of victims. Most likely you, the thrower. –AmericanBastard

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZANA DARK

You're 43 years old today
And still as beautiful as ever.
Now go make my babies.

E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

November 2009

E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

June 2009

I Gabba Gabba! Do you Gabba Gabba? Yo Gabba Gabba!!!!

Acrolo has bought you a beer for the outstanding audio to his recent UnNews!! Kudos!
Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

	Poo Lit Surprise Winner, 2013 and 2021

This user was a winner in the November 2021 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!

CONGRATULATIONS!
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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It's been 17 radical years…

Happy Uncycloversary, Honeynuts

Zelda's Super Secret Hidden Award

You Have Found Majora's Mask From
Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy
Awarded on: June 23, 2008

Monty Python's Castle Anthrax Award!

You Have Found the Holy Grail from

Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy

Congratulations, this award is basically impossible to get

Awarded on: October 8, 2015‎

	THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
	OMFG it's CARRIE'S SCARY AWARD!!! Awarded On: January 9, 2011‎

Mediocre Achievement Award

You do stuff here and there. You're very skilled at a lot of different things. You never have to try very hard, and you make it look easy. You have hereby reached the epitome of mediocreness, and exceedingly so. As such, you deserve only the most mediocre of awards. Congratulations! Here you go…

Awarded on: January 6, 2021

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