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Grand Cross of the Order

This user created John Tesh, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

	Useless Gobshite of the Month for ∞

	Asian of the Month October 2015

	Writer of the Month December 2009

Razorflame has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

IFYMB! has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

	Article Narrator of the Month June 2009

	Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution. (See you at next week's meeting guys!)

WEREHAMSTER Award

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Zana Dark has attained 1 Gold Star.   For getting an article imported (by Kippers) an featured over on Illogicopedia. Were you even aware of this?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZANA DARK

You're 44 years old today
And still as beautiful as ever.
Now go make my babies.  

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award November 2009

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award June 2009

I Gabba Gabba! Do you Gabba Gabba? Yo Gabba Gabba!!!!

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator bestows this evil blessing upon you! In recognition of your awesome job of doing an UnNewsAudio, I hereby confer upon thee a great, stinking, festering heap of evil. Thanks for sharing the work of producing audios with SPIKE and the rest of the team. You rock!'

Acrolo has bought you a beer for the outstanding audio to his recent UnNews!! Kudos! Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

	Poo Lit Surprise Winner, 2013 and 2021

This user was a winner in the November 2021 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!

CONGRATULATIONS! You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness! [[{|]] [[|}]]

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It's been 18 radical years…

Happy Uncycloversary, Honeynuts

Monty Python's Castle Anthrax Award!

You Have Found the Holy Grail from

Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy

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Awarded on: October 8, 2015‎

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	THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
	OMFG it's CARRIE'S SCARY AWARD!!! Awarded On: January 9, 2011‎

Mediocre Achievement Award

You do stuff here and there. You're very skilled at a lot of different things. You never have to try very hard, and you make it look easy. You have hereby reached the epitome of mediocreness, and exceedingly so. As such, you deserve only the most mediocre of awards. Congratulations!  Here you go…

Awarded on: January 6, 2021

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