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Hello little boys and girls,

I don't know why you're here, do your parents know about this? Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all of your edits. Maybe I offended you with my radical templates and colorful language. Perhaps I redecorated your code, and you don't approve of my style choices. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my crap!!!

GOLD IS COLD:   Diamonds are dead. A limousine is a car, don't pretend. Feel what's real. ~ J'adore

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Articles I've Assisted With:

• HowTo:Remove a washing machine from the face of the earth 
• Uncyclopedia:Business
• Blue whale
• Pink
• Narrative
• Bronze
• Sir
• Youtube
• Tumblr 
• Instagram
• Kim Kardashian
• Extreme Beach Chess 
• My Week Without Porn 
• Dirty Sanchez
• Kitten Cookbook 
• UnPoetia:I got hit with a bag of dicks just to prove a point
• UnBooks:In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit
• Welcome Party for Noobs
• The Bourne Pottery Class 
• HowTo:Take a Dump
• HowTo:Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
• Bestiality
• Tits
• Bad Directions
• UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey 
• HowTo:Pick up chicks rw
• User:YesTimeToEdit/The Zombie Uprising and Other Funniest Apocalypses

Articles I Recommend Reading:

• UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual
• Assembly Instructions
• Bad articles
• So cash
• UnPoetia:I went to Target
• The Phallic School of Architecture
• Intelligent Design
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Serious
• 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
• Boobshake WUT?
• A gay retared place
• Why?:Sit down, and have an italian soda
• Moustache-o-meter
• Gonzo journalism
• Why?:Put Down the Duckie?
• UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen
• Evilness
• Rebecca Sealfon
• Does the pope shit in the woods?
• Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases
• HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics
• Samuel L. Vacuum
• King of the Internet
• UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care
• UnPoetia:Ode to Pink Shirt Guy
• Teabag everything that moves
• Church of Ross
• Automagically
• Karl Lagerfeld
• BladeRunnerway Bride
• Booty
• Rock lobster
• Poof, There It Is Theory
• UnBooks:A Connoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species
• Why?:Save the mooses?
• Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
• Funky Cold Medina
• UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween
• Wheely Willy
• UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes
• UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs
• Hang the DJ
• UnBooks:The Stranger
• Mortal Sin
• GILF
• I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
• Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagna
• UnScripts:Who built the moon
• Hillary Clinton's Bust
• Classy
• Pen Island
• Awesomesauce
• A wizard did it: A Retrospective
• UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something
• Rick James Version of the Bible
• I ate your Haagen-Dazs
• The Hitchhiker's Guide To Uncyclopedia
• Skin flute
• Queef
• HowTo:Control Men
• UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon

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