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Hello little boys and girls,

I don't know why you're here, do your parents know about this? Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all of your edits. Maybe I offended you with my radical templates and colorful language. Perhaps I redecorated your code, and you don't approve of my style choices. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my crap!!!

GOLD IS COLD:
Diamonds are dead.
A limousine is a car,
don't pretend.
Feel what's real.
~ J'adore

To request adoption, help with editing, or to just generally whore yourself, simply leave me a message »

WOW, it's been 15 years of editing Uncyclopedia…
Aren't you sick of this by now? You're getting old.
Chuck Norris would probably roundhouse you to the face if he could, but congratulations, you made it!