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Articles I've Written, Largely Contributed to, and/or Maintain:
Most Recent
- UnTunes:Santa Baby
- This is not an Article, it's a Sandwich
- Fairytale
- UnTunes:Shoes
- UnNews:Windows 11 JBE hits shelves just in time for Christmas
- UnTunes:Perry the Platypus
- Elon's Musk
- UnGames:Ultimate Fishing rw
- Herodotus. rw
- UnTunes:Rio
- Zananita Republika de Merlonis
- Brawny
- Lawnmower-Humvee rw
- Steve Wozniak rw
- Cooking 101 rw
- Christopher Poole
- Mona Lisa rw
- Facepalm
- UnNews:The Pope Finally Came!
- Aunt Jemima rw
- SHOOP
- LOL WUT
- Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy
Articles
- Why I Paint Caterpillars
- William Shatner's School of Acting
- ZOMG.
- Industrial metal
- Class clown
- Lurking.
- Golden shower
- Pocket pussy
- I Am the Walrus
- Frida Kahlo.
- Black sheep.
- False
- Sausage Festival
- Scatomancy.
- Jesus stole my girlfriend
- Perfect
- Captain (disambiguation)
- Lesbo.
- Marmot.
- John Tesh.
- Thief.
- Napolean
- Purple nurples.
Rewrites
- UnBooks:The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel rw
- Jared Leto. rw
- Illuminati. rw
- Wardrobe rw
- Semen (disambiguation) rw
- Bacon rw
- Pentagon rw
- UnBooks:All about pee rw
- Assyria. rw
- Turd rw
- Mr. Peanut rw
- Butter. rw
- San Diego. rw
- Ginger. rw
- Ninja Pirate rw
- Smartass rw
- Cheesus. rw
- Tarot rw
- Björk. rw
- Count Chocula. rw
- Cheese. rw
- Friedrich Nietzsche. rw
HowTo, UnBooks, UnNews, UnTunes, etc.
- UnNews:Harmonix Worse Than Big Tobacco
- UnTunes:No Cucumbers
- UnTunes:Piña Coladatown
- UnTunes:Grill On Fire
- Undictionary:Commaholism
- UnPoetia:I Am the Walrus
- UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!
- UnNews:Mark Zuckerberg is a fecalpheliac!
- UnNews:EA Games partners with Reebok
- UnNews:Dave Mustaine is running for president
- UnScripts:Secrets of Uranus.
- HowTo:Pick Up a Nymphomaniac
- HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public.
Official Stuff
- Formatting
- Der Unwehr (with Guildensternenstein and Skinfan13)
- Uncyclopedia Legal Department (with Multiliteralist, Mhaille, and MrN9000)
- Portals
Articles I've Assisted With:
Articles I Recommend Reading:
Audio I've Recorded:
- HowTo:Remove a washing machine from the face of the earth
- Uncyclopedia:Business
- Blue whale
- Pink
- Narrative
- Bronze
- Sir
- Youtube
- Tumblr
- Kim Kardashian
- Extreme Beach Chess
- My Week Without Porn
- Dirty Sanchez
- Kitten Cookbook
- UnPoetia:I got hit with a bag of dicks just to prove a point
- UnBooks:In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit
- Welcome Party for Noobs
- The Bourne Pottery Class
- HowTo:Take a Dump
- HowTo:Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
- Bestiality
- Tits
- Bad Directions
- UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey
- HowTo:Pick up chicks rw
- User:YesTimeToEdit/The Zombie Uprising and Other Funniest Apocalypses
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual
- Assembly Instructions
- Bad articles
- So cash
- UnPoetia:I went to Target
- The Phallic School of Architecture
- Intelligent Design
- Flying Spaghetti Monster
- Serious
- 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
- Boobshake WUT?
- A gay retared place
- Why?:Sit down, and have an italian soda
- Moustache-o-meter
- Gonzo journalism
- Why?:Put Down the Duckie?
- UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen
- Evilness
- Rebecca Sealfon
- Does the pope shit in the woods?
- Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases
- HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics
- Samuel L. Vacuum
- King of the Internet
- UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care
- UnPoetia:Ode to Pink Shirt Guy
- Teabag everything that moves
- Church of Ross
- Automagically
- Karl Lagerfeld
- BladeRunnerway Bride
- Booty
- Rock lobster
- Poof, There It Is Theory
- UnBooks:A Connoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species
- Why?:Save the mooses?
- Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
- Funky Cold Medina
- UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween
- Wheely Willy
- UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs
- Hang the DJ
- UnBooks:The Stranger
- Mortal Sin
- GILF
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
- Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagna
- UnScripts:Who built the moon
- Hillary Clinton's Bust
- Classy
- Pen Island
- Awesomesauce
- A wizard did it: A Retrospective
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something
- Rick James Version of the Bible
- I ate your Haagen-Dazs
- The Hitchhiker's Guide To Uncyclopedia
- Skin flute
- Queef
- HowTo:Control Men
- UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon
UnNews:Tyrannosaurus extinction explained.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer.mp3 file | article |
Pocket pussy.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Girl, 10, who received hippopotamus for Christmas, stomped to death.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101".mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:He shoots, he misses!.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked.mp3 file | article |
Awesomesauce.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:News runs out.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Tide pushes bounds of physics.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense.mp3 file | article |
Bad Directions.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating.mp3 file | article |
UnNews:Lars Ulrich to join Alvin and the Chipmunks.mp3 file | article |