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Now this is what I call sad ! :- http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Prettiestpretty One of the best and most interesting writers has left uncyclopedia to go on to greater things ! I wish her all the best of luck and that she is welcome to come back and pop her head round to see how the kids are doing here in future : --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:14, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I resent being called a kid. I'm already this many. Take it back. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:19, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Great - now she will have her way with what she writes, gets paid, and doesn't get her articles voted down by those who don't understand satire on a satire site. I'm glad for her. -- Style  Guide 06:24, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Well I am using kids with the broadest brush as some contributors are really kids and others are big kids at heart despite what it says on their Hawaiian/Kenyan birth certificates. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:36, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Well before PP left IRC she mentioned that she was working for someone better than the Onion, but smaller than the Times, so maybe she has joined ?Pedia? You will be missed PP. A lot. Visit us soon. MrN 08:13, Aug 12

I agree, she definitely needs two forums. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 08:09, Aug 12

I'm unable to feel sad about this. Obviously she'll be missed and, since she created more than her fair share of quality articles, the wiki will be a far poorer place without her but this is the sort of opportunity nobody should pass up - all the best, PP. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:13, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty, but she's the prettiest. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:49, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I think she's dead.

Oh my God she's DEAD! D-E-D! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 07:54, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

She's in a better place. When angels die they go to heaven. She has become one with the force. etc. --EMC ^[TALK] 20:40, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations to Prettiestpretty

Seriously, Congrats. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:47, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, mucho congratulatores, I am jealous. Incidentally, does anybody know who she writes for now? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 15:17, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

You know those instructions on shampoo bottles? Well, they're about to get considerably funnier. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:02, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Lather, rinse, repeat (that's what she said!) --EMC ^[TALK] 21:33, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

*Fart*

Finally. I've been holding that forever. I was starting to think she'd never leave. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:58, 12 Aug

• lol... Da man360^{Leave A Message} HAPPY 06:11, 15 August 2009!

Eh.

I never understood the "big deal" about her. Oh well. Bye, then. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:58, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

You know the Oreo cookie? She was exactly like that, but with jelly instead of that white goop. And a donut instead of the cookie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:56, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Dame Prettiest Pretty was one of the few regular consistent women contributors here besides Zana Dark . We need more people like DPP as contributors and I am concerned that the mood tone here can degenerate into a bear pit of stupid bullying and name calling at times which could put off a lot of people. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:22, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Er, the "big deal" was she wrote some fucking awesome stuff. Goldilocks and the Three Bears still ranks as one of my favorite articles ever. pillow talk 19:26, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Little boy who lives down the street is one of mine. God I love that article. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:18, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Why?:Have Humongous Breasts has always appealed to me for some reason. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

That should go in the uncyclopedia Hall of Leg Ends. A very good example of Dame Pretty/Penny's style. If any of us can get to that standard , then we are doing well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:09, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

YA DON'T KNOW WHATCHA GOT...TILL IT'S GONE! DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS I DID SO WRONG! *sobs* Why'd you have to leave us!? WHY!? Was it because TKF banned you for a week? God dammit TKF? Why didn't you treat her like she was above the site rules? WHY!? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:47, Aug 27

Yeah, don't you know that female users who act cute are above the rules? --Mn-z 18:53, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I feel conflicted about that issue. PP voted against Ape because she was pissed off at him. It would be impossible to make a rule "Don't vote against someone just because you're pissed off at them." Not only would it be impossible to enforce, but frankly, not liking an author can make their work less funny to you. If the raging douchebag at the party tells a joke, you don't laugh. I guess her real sin was admitting to what I think pretty much everyone does. pillow talk 19:42, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

And she yewd at me for habing my ewbows on the taybo at suppah! Li'l MO 20:50, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

In other words, Mark hates me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:57, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I will rip your fucking head off and piss down your throat. pillow talk 21:34, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

If I'm in a pissed off mood, I just don't vote. If I'm pissed off at someone else and I know I won't like what I read, I don't bother reading. Why even read the article if you know you're not going to enjoy it, anyway? But this struck me as more than just a 'don't like him so didn't find his work funny' thing. It was a tit for tat "revenge" against, the kind of thing that drives people away from voting on VFH. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:52, Aug 27

It was a vote change though. It was fairly obviously a vengeance vote change because she didn't like an against vote on her article. --Mn-z 05:10, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Speaking of leaving the building...

RIP TED KENNEDY --EMC ^[TALK] 01:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

- grave dancing is cool. --Mn-z 17:15, 28 August 2009 (UTC)