User:Saberwolf116/Talk Archive 1

Thx

Thankyou for your pee review of A Message From An Uncyclopedia Hater. I will make it coherent • DoNotWant - [talk] •

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Tis' The Season

'PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!'

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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VFD

Are you the designated poopsmith? If the answer is no (hint: it is), never ever remove anything from VFD like you did just a second ago, even if it's redlinked or kept. Some of our more trigger-happy admins will ban you for it. Check out the deletion policy page, as VFD is one of the few places on Uncyc where you can't mess around. Cheers, - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:11, Jan 28

Duly noted.Saberwolf116 02:15, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Messiah

Do not redirect articles like that ever again - you have no right to purge articles and substitute them for another. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:33, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Thankies

Going Down? Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For. The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :(

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:22, Feb 12

Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States My fellow Uncyclopedians, This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years. What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day? Thank you for voting. Much love, —Sir SysRq (talk)

Lulz, np. I just pray to god it wasn't real.Saberwolf116 23:15, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

And yet, it was real. I merely did the transcription. Bush is still president for a good 20 years or so according to the voting page. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:25, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

... Kitty dissaproves.Saberwolf116 00:07, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Let me see what I can do. —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:12, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Placing a {{FA}} on the VFH page

The next time you do something like that I will violate you in an extremely non sexual manner. Having said that, I did use that idea on the article itself. ~ 08:51, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

My bad, lol. I seem to be prone to doing stupid things. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!Saberwolf116 13:04, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom.

Honestly, I was literally just considering putting it on VFH and was in the process of re-reading it when I noticed the VFH template. I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a mistake. Glad you enjoyed it! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:48, 21 Feb

Thanks, lol. Most of the time, my nominations get defeated humiliatingly. It's nice that I can pick up a good one here and there.Saberwolf116 03:30, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Achtung! Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

Ta for the nom and vote! -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:48, 7 Mar\

HEIL CHRIS!Saberwolf116 18:08, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Neil thanks you for voting! Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

Also i don't believe we've met. formal greetings to you friend! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:48 26 March 2009

Nice to meet you. Are you the guy that wrote the literary masterpiece? I've been hunting him for ages.Saberwolf116 17:56, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

I've been here over a year and I still haven't read that, So no, I'm not. Ask one of the people who've been here longer, they'll probably tell you who to thank. Or just look around people's userpages, they generally have links to or display a list of articles written by that user. Again, I'm glad you liked Neurotic! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:27 26 March 2009

Douche

Hey, you. I have a huge penis. Hey, I guess you want to thank me for allowing you to read something by me. Unfortunately for you, I am currently having sex with your girlfriend. She says, "Hi <insert name here>!" Did I mention how she loves my cock. By the way, my penis is huge. Good bye, peasant! And I've got a huge cock.

--MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the review

Thanks for taking to time to check out my article, I'll take some time to try to work on it. Gas Pump 02:14, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

No problem. It has a great concept, with a little work and fat trimming, it might be VFH one day =)Saberwolf116 02:27, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Girls Gone Wild® Barbie™

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie™ and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie™ They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

Enjoy!--    12:20, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

I wonder if anyone is actually jacking off to that O_O Saberwolf116 12:21, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Wondering about it huh... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:24, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

That's just mayo on my underwear. honest. Saberwolf116 12:27, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Get Over Jenny

Yo check it out I got the needed pics from the review and by the way thanks for that review yo so anyways now it's on VFH so do I have your vote yo?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:41, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahh, MUCH better. Alright, you have my vote, but only if you stop saying yo so much. Saberwolf116 01:01, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

About Those Reviews

Hi Saberwolf, thanks for taking the time to do a few reviews around here, we really do appreciate it when people take the time to give other people the feedback they're looking for. That said, I was wondering if you'd mind taking a minute or two to read the guidelines? You've given 3 reviews now with one or two lines per box explaining if you like it or not, but not really giving that much in the way of suggestions to improve. Now, in the case of the above HowTo, that turned out to be enough for the author, but a lot of the time, people are looking for a little more from a review, and I just thought that if you were going to take the time to do the review, you'd like to know it was going to what the writer was looking for.

It's not a requirement or anything, just thought you'd like to consider it. Nice to see you about - have fun around the wiki! --UU - natter 09:18, Apr 11

Well, I typically rate an article based on what needs to be improved. In the case of the HowTo, like you said, a few more images. I'm trying to help Uncyclopedia, but i'll try to be more in-depth with my next one.

Also, go eat shit fuckers. Saberwolf116 12:03, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

thanks

thanks for the review, saber. while it was pretty concise, it was still helpful. i can see your reviews are improving somewhat...keep at it! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:58, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm just doing the best I can. I hope i'm articulative enough. Saberwolf116 21:01, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed. --CheddarBBQ

Pretty unoriginal discussion title. Lol. Saberwolf116 21:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up.

My parents are divorced, and I love Swing Music from the 40s. Does that suffice?=P Saberwolf116 00:53, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Please Go Here

And tell your friends--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:24, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

On reviews

Hi Saberwolf, just dropping by to say thanks for doing a bunch of really decent and helpful reviews there. It is noted, and it is appreciated. You more than qualify to join PEEING if you're interested, just pop over and put your sig there on the page if you like. Or don't, whichever you prefer. Anyway, keep doing the good stuff, and see you around! --UU - natter 21:50, Apr 30

Thanks Under. I take advice very seriously, so when you told me my reviews needed improvement, I tried my best to. As for PEEING, meh, I prefer to review on my own time. I'll keep reviewing articles though, seeing as how i'm terrible at writing them =) Saberwolf116 22:50, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanx...

Cheers for the review mate, will follow your advice =) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Captain Nerd (talk • contribs)

No problem. Just keep working on it :) Saberwolf116 12:05, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for reviewing Unnews:Global Media Panic. Much appreciated and good advice. Will keep trying to be mildly funny. Pieface 18:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

im a whore

vote for me please--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:32, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Thx

Ty for the review. I'll do the changes. Hope will smell less. --silicson 17:49, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

A note of thanx...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

No problem. You've got a nice image. Wait, I mean...nevermind.=P Saberwolf116 17:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you, my er... image appreciates your support. --^Dame 19:59, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Aww man, I had the perfect innuendo, but I can't think of it. Saberwolf116 21:06, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure it will come to you :) --^Dame 22:18, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Indeed. South Africa and the U.S aren't that far away. I R COMIN FOR U! Saberwolf116 22:19, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Actually I live in Scotland, its easier to hide here, so I'm not worried. *locks doors* --^Dame 22:43, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Aww, man. Don't worry, we'll meet someday. =) Saberwolf116 22:46, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm not worried. I know Kung Fu. Well not really but I've seen a few Bruce Lee movies. --^Dame 23:01, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

We should stop now. The FBI could be watching me O_O Saberwolf116 00:02, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Moved to talk page

Hey, thanks for the review. The reason you've never heard of me is I joined yesterday. I am changing the celebrity to Kanye West and removing the list. I should be done in about a week then I will put it back on Pee review, so watch for it. Tribbuca222 03:04, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Just use the talk page next time =) Saberwolf116 01:26, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Yet another useless award

Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing because you voted for something I wrote to be featured. Cheers!

Long live Animal Farm! Saberwolf116 17:22, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Review

Now, about the 2nd image, do you have a suggestion? I used that because, although it is gruesome, that's the image that popped into my head when I was typing. If you think people will get scared, I'll gladly take any suggestions for a change. Good call on the dates. I screwed up a bit. I'll fix the last section, that'll go pretty quick. Umm... so yeah, I think that's it. Just mainly about the image. Call ME!!! NOT REALLY-- Whore cHeDDaR 22:01,5May,2009

Damn it, I liked your old sig. Well, the image mainly reminded me of the 9/11 jumpers. It's just me personally, I suppose, since a friend of my Uncle's was killed on board one of the hijakced planes. But if you're looking for something less gruesome, maybe draw a stick figure with some blood? Just an idea. Saberwolf116 22:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... I like it. Sorry about your Uncle's friend. Tragedy. My dad died just a couple of months back, loss is painful. The image isn't of 9/11, just to be clear, I'm actually not 100% sure what it's of. I chose mainly for the weird thing he's holding, but I could always go with the stick figure idea. Maybe give him a green hat. I don't know.
And about the sig, I liked it too, but about 50 (actually 3) people complained about it being too long and distracting and linked oddly and shit like that, and how it was unprofessional. I started to argue, but didn't feel like keeping it going, so I decided to shorten it, use my nickname (people are too lazy to type BBQ, so they just write Cheddar) and add pics. The thing I like about this one is the fact that I have a pic leading to each of my major articles, and they're all pics from the articles. A little hard to see for a few, but you can tell the AFI and Shit ones, maybe even Jenny
By the way, thanks for the Jenny vote, I'm now in 1st by 1 point. I went from the horribly hated AFI to Jenny, and, ironically, Jenny took less thought. I'm just sitting there like, "How can I make a really good article?" (I thought AFI was good, but, guess I'm the only one) For whatever reason, insane stalker popped into my mind, followed by the entire article, instantly. The finishing touches and pics took a while, but the idea was just, like, POOF! It's a good feeling.-- Whore cHeDDaR 02:20,6May,2009

For Mahm00shA

Helpful Whoring-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:16,6May,2009

Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!-- Whore cHeDDaR 01:13,7May,2009

Thanks for Review

Rejoice, Saberwolf116! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for reviewing my article:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:41, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Glad you liked it. Jolly good show! Saberwolf116 21:17, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Spamming

This is what I was referencing when I spammed my template. Notice immediately after, Suzyqrn removed her spammed votes. FYI ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:59, 9 May 2009

*shurgs* This whole "obvious sockpuppet voting for a terrible article" crap is getting boring. I'm sure the admins will deal with it in the morning. Saberwolf116 04:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

The Pee

Thank you for it, I'm really glad ya liked my book. The reason Chapters 2 and 4 are the way they are is because Thomas Pynchon actually writes that way. Wikipedia Gravity's Rainbow and read the plot synopsis to see what I mean. He also happens to be my favorite author ever. So yeah. And I'm waiting for my friend to photoshop a cover, which is why the first image is so far down--the cover will go at the beginning of Chapter 1. I will, however, scale the images back a bit, as I thought the same thing you did when I first made them, but decided to leave it anyway. Thanks a ton for your review. —Sir Guildensternenstein 17:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem. I'm hoping to get ROTM this month, so i'm looking to review the most articles this month, while maintaining the quality. I could use your vote, if you wanted to help=) Saberwolf116 17:11, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure thing, you certainly deserve it. To counter-whore, I'm currently up for AotM, hence my UnBook, so, well, you know what to do. —Sir Guildensternenstein 22:12, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

The Pee 2

Hey thanks for that Pee on American Idol. This isn't an article I would normally write but I have been typing in random articles and seeing the crap on them, and rewriting them. I did the same thing with Oscar the Grouch. But lots of the times where I didn't correctly use commas it was intential. I am glad you saw this hurt it in the long run before I continued. Anyways, thanks alot again! By the way, you should get a signature. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:32, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Glad you caught the errors- some of the dialouge from the girl without commas was ok, but the dialogue with other people should be formatted right. Also, I don't really want a signature. Saberwolf116 18:34, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Why the blazes not??? You will look like a noobie otherwise. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:40, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

*shrugs* I really don't have anything to put in it; all I ever do is Pee. I'm a simple user. =) Saberwolf116 18:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Just make it more colorful and flashy! You don't need to put anything on it! Just a link to your page, your talk page, just stuff like that. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:58, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Like I said, I really don't want to. Also, it's kind of, in a way, my own sig. Because almost all users who have been here for more than a few months have a cool sig, the fact that I don't makes me unique. Or something. Saberwolf116 19:04, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

But also blends you in with the thousands of new users. Just saying...~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:08, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, I don't really feel like arguing, so if you want to make one for me, I might consider using it. But i'm too lazy to do it myself. Saberwolf116 19:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

I am not trying to argue! Just trying to help you out! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

I know, I know, sorry if I sounded hostile. I just don't really want a sig right now. Thanks for the concern, though. Saberwolf116 19:16, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem, by the way, are you only really 14? Or did I miss something... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 22:11, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Why? Saberwolf116 22:16, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Just curious. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 22:19, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Riiiiiiiight... Saberwolf116 22:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Just wondering

In your pee you said to make my article as "if you were interacting as well, such as in HowTo:Get Over Jenny." could you clarify that for me a little bit? (talk) 06:37, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, in that article, the narrator tells you what to do, and you see dialogue that it supposed to be yourself on the screen. I mean, write your article so it sounds like you're talking to the math tutor. Saberwolf116 11:42, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey!

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

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Apparently you've earned this. Congratulations! Also, on my talk page, I actually sounded a bit mean, I feel all guilty. :( And On another note entirely do you fancing getting one review closer to the Platinum Pisser? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:38 11 May 2009

It's no problem- I could tell you were joking. Anyways, sure, I'll review your article! =) Saberwolf116 17:26, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, dang, Tagsit already claimed it. I *hate* those templates... Saberwolf116 17:26, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

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Thank You!

For the review of my article. I'm glad you liked it so much. And I thought myself that that got a little tiresome, but so many jokes regarding MGS3 have to do with the sexual innuendo inherent in the title anyway, so I thought I'd make hefty reference to that, eventually saying how it's "officially gotten old." But yeah, thanks for the review! —Sir Guildensternenstein 15:30, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem. I figured if I wasn't going to review it, no one would, and it would sit on Pee Review for months. Glad I got down to it now, lol. =P Saberwolf116 18:17, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Re

Hello. First of all, thank you for taking the time to review my Danube article. I had a feeling it had some flaws. I tried to add some images now, and, since the map of the Danube in Europe is the real one, probably I should delete the references to Neverland or Afroamerica, and delete the number of kilometres. More importantly, I would like you to read it again and tell me if it is now more "non-European friendly", because I tried to explain some of the names and references (I chose to place the Danube in Europe, like in the real world). So, when you have time, please let me know what you think. Cheers ! --Hovereel 21:23, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

It's slightly better than before, but still needs some work. For example, Hitler is a bit random and it's a cliche. Once you're done, submit it to Pee Review again so you can get a full, in-depth analysis. Cheers! Saberwolf116 21:46, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Antbortion

Hey, in that one forum topic about the Unseikjugend, you made a couple references to wanting to rewrite Antbortion. I was also planning to rewrite it. I have it on my watchlist, and I haven't seen any changes to the article from you. How serious are you about rewriting it? Do you have an Antbortion article in your userspace? If you are serious, I'd like to know what you're thinking about doing for the rewrite, and if you might be interested in a collaboration. Thanks for hearing me out. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:24, May 16

I haven't really given any actual input to rewriting in, mainly because I suck at writing. If you were planning on rewriting it, though, i'd do my best to help. Saberwolf116 23:29, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Hello

Hello again, I just wanted to ask how much time has to pass before I can re-submit an article to "Pee review" ? What happens to the old review of my article ? --Hovereel 13:03, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

The old review of your article becomes "archived", so to speak, and you can access it anytime you want. If you want to make a new review, you need to make it under "Danube (2nd opinion" or somesuch. Anyways, you can work on it as long as you feel neccessary before submitting it again. :) Saberwolf116 13:08, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the info. At the moment I don't know what more to add to it, I would need some concrete advice, so maybe I'll submit it today. Anyway, I won't add "Quick", because it's not a priority. Btw, should you review it, I just wanted to say that the "Danube Delta" section is based on some real things, like fishermen living in the Delta, or having lighthouses or pelicans and cormorants. --Hovereel 13:16, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Two things

Firstly, don't dick about with keep templates again - its worse than counter productive. Secondly your query as to why VFD is full is related to the fact that the stuff nominated is too close to call half the time, as there isn't the same amount of crap on the site - so stuff stays on longer - it has nothing to do with poopsmiths, but incomptence on the part of nominators. In future, as a suggestion, you could raise the issue with someone who knows what they are talking about IE UU, Mordillo, Rabbi etc, rather than starting drama forums which serve little purpose and help nobody except the power hungry. Thanks and hope to see about:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry if I seemed a bit stupid there, I just wanted to gather people's opinion. After all, I use VFD on a daily basis, so it kind of affects me. Not to worry, though- i've got my own list to stick things in the future. Sorry bout' all that- i'm still relatively new and inexperienced around here. Saberwolf116 11:54, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a Bunch!

Hey, thanks for your informative review! I have made some preliminary changes already. As per your requests, I changed Bonefish to a more period-appropriate restaurant, Howard Johnson. I also cleaned up some of the formatting you talked about. Oh and I voted for you in RoTM. Thanks!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 20:05, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad you liked it :) Just trying to help. Saberwolf116 20:10, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der Unwehr —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:38, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Done. I'll get as much done as I can, though I can't guarantee i'll do that good. Saberwolf116 21:44, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I have a proposition for you. You're obviously really active on VFD and the like; how about instead of trying to delete all of them, you slap the rewrite template on those that are on subjects that have rewrite potential (like Bob Marley and Alternative Rock). This would be your special place in Der Unwehr. You will be chief of Der Uncycpo (Uncyclopedia Police), or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:18, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

^ Not sure if you saw this edit, so I'm just drawing attention to it now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:10, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

I think, when it comes to bad articles, sometimes it's better to start with a clean slate. If someone genuinely cares about an article's fate, then they can just recreate it themselves. VFD isn't the "kiss of death" people make it out to be- if somebody wants an article that bad, there's nothing to stop them from creating it. Saberwolf116 17:19, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Concerning the Article you reviewed ("Lynn")

Hi! I'm zheliel's real life friend and classmate. I just want you to know, we worked on that article together and its not about a monkey called 'Lynn'. We just wanted to make fun of this girl in class called 'Lynn' after she dared us to put a page on uncyclopedia.

Thanks!

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Soooooooo..... in other words, this should be deleted immediately per UN:VAIN? If it weren't in userspace that is. (talk) 07:01, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Ordinarily, yes, however, this article seems funny enough to hold it's own, so I don't see why we should delete it. Just don't tell Mordillo ;) Saberwolf116 11:49, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Acrolo's Review :P pissalovertheplace got any towels?

Thanks for your honesty on Robotics, it was my first try so naturally i expected it to be a bit of a fuckup lol, ill try and work on it after my latest evil plans muaha.

If you have the time and energy and patience would you perhaps not review but give me a lil tip on my other article Injury? I am not sure if i should add more to it or what, would appreciate some advice :P

Thanks :)

Acrolo 10:04, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll try, i'm always an active PEEer :) Saberwolf116 11:48, 20 May 2009 (UTC)