User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive6

                                                 

RAEP

--Mn-z 16:40, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:54, 9 September 2009

A quick question

Hey Socky, I was just wandering around on recent changes and doing some reverting and I decided to ask you something which has been bothering me for a while. When I revert an article, is there a reason why I get this edit summary: Undid revision 4096985 by 128.109.70.90 (talk), while other users get one like this: (Reverted edit(s) of 98.100.219.130 (talk) to last version by MadMax). I'm just curious as to whether I'm either reverting incorrectly or whether there is something specific I need to do to change the message. It isn't essential to my wellbeing or anything.... honest. Thanks muchly. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:13, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry. You're reverting correctly. "Reverted edit(s) of ..." is the common edit summary when using "rollback", which is basically just a faster way of reverting than the regular undoing. You don't have that option because you only have autoconfirmed user rights. To enable the rollback function, you need to ask an admin to do it for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:11, 9 September 2009

Cheers, I'm now going to go and bother TKF or UU. Pray for me. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:13, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Good luck. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 9 September 2009

Thank you from the trainyards

User:POTR/ITTE Pup

I win.

“History is a lie agreed upon.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde also said, "The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one." But you know, it wouldn't have mattered if there were a feature yesterday (which there wasn't, I remind you), because there wasn't a feature on the same day in 2008 so Template:FFA/include simply went back a day. --C:\syndrome\_ 02:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I congratulate you on your glorious victory. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:19, 10 September 2009

Worship me. --C:\syndrome\_ 22:01, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

When you've achieved world domination, maybe. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 11 September 2009

Thanks for fixing Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Awful comedian demands third Bush term

I was just checking it to see what I did wrong with the formatting, and you already fixed it. Cool. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:51, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad I could help. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:53, 10 September 2009

hey

For The Durability of Kelly's Indirect Immunoperoxidase Test Paper should I change it to something like "Here are the results of my extensive analysis, after setting it on fire: [image of paper burning] It appears the paper is not fire-proof, and it wasn't semen-proof either, and the original text has become completely unreadable. Interestingly enough though, semen isn't flammable. We had a good laugh over it. --Docile hippopotamus 07:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'd prefer to keep it the way it is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:56, 11 September 2009

Attention Colonizers!

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:21, 11 Sep

We're done fornicating procrastinating? Hooray! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:57, 11 September 2009

Thanks Socky!

STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

Some IP made a smartass comment on the talk page and that's the first E-mail I got. I had no idea it was even on VFH and I had a real labrador confused moment there before seeing what's been up lately. I'll be around more often this winter which is just around the bend. Thanks for the gumball Popeye!--    20:23, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad that vagina made it to the front page. I'll look forward to seeing you around more. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:56, 11 September 2009

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my soon-to-be featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:29, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

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Re: Barack Obama's Teleprompter

Thanks for the clarification. --JeNeSaisPas 18:01, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 12 September 2009

Possible Software Glitch

Whenever I roam around Uncyclopedia, and I am not logged in, I click an external link and it looks like this:

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26amp%3Bq%3DScientific%2BTreatise%2Bon%2Bthe%2BEssential%2BPremise%2Bof%2BLaziness%2B%26amp%3BbtnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch%26amp%3Baq%3Df%26amp%3Boq%3D

From: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Laziness

Note the following from the first link above:

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=

Here is the same link again, only I have logged in:

[1]

See how different they are

Is this a software glitch?

The Dark Archer was here 00:41, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what could be causing that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:47, 13 September 2009

If I had to guess, it might be too long.Too long, and its a link to search results. --Mn-z 22:00, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not any kind of computer expert. But it looks like those links are actually the same, except one time it's rendering it the way you would actually type it in and the other as the code. For example, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben & Jerry's and it will appear (on most browsers) as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_%26_Jerry%27s. Speaking of which, I'm going to go get some ice cream. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:52, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Same thing happens to short links, too. But the link works; you just have to wait a few seconds for the redirect when you're not logged in. I don't know why, might have to do with Wikia data mining, or more likely there's some code that needs to be tightened on their end. Maybe someone should bother Sannse about this, but personally I'm going to play this one by the book. --C:\syndrome\_ 05:21, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Turns out its a new feature. --Mn-z 04:40, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you from POOF

User:POTR/POOF Pup t 11:15, 13/09/2009

A miserable thanks

Thank you for making UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés the miserable feature attraction for September 14!

As the French version of the musical says:
À la grande misère du peuple
Et à l'absence de la joie
Remplis ton cœur d'un vin très triste
Et à demain, ami désolé.
Nous voulons faire la guerre
Contre notre gouvernement
Pour illuminer notre terre
Malgré que probablement nous mourrons en faisant cela parce que nous ne pourrons jamais être heureux puisque cette intrigue se fixe sur la misère incessante qui vient de l'injustice sociale dont nous souffrons
These thank-you templates get harder to write every time, don't they? Really, it's quite a miserable predicament.

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Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one, although I have the suspicion that you would not need one.) Sir MacMania GUN—[20:59 14 Sep 2009]

I'm glad I had the opportunity of reading it. (And yes, you are correct.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:31, 15 September 2009

W00t!

Yay! Go me! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:26, 15 September 2009

...Did you just thank yourself? --C:\syndrome\_ 20:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

And I've only made two thanksplates up until now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:50, 15 September 2009

Maybe if one of your articles got featured, you'd have more occasions to thank people. OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARTICLES --C:\syndrome\_ 20:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Correct. Well, not any featured articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:00, 15 September 2009

No, seriously. I'll give you five seconds to name an article you're written. Too late! Anyway, congrats on your award, and if it's any consolation, I've only made one thanksplate. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:05, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

That is indeed a consolidation. Thank you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 15 September 2009

Socky

In regards to the Africa revision, the original joke was to have a picture of a plate piled high with food. I think it would be better if we scrapped the fruit plate and plate with crumbs, as the first one was the wittiest, I thought.--Birch.jonathan 19:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, part of the original joke was while the caption mentioned "abundant food", there were only crumbs on the plate, the irony of this emphasizing how little it really was. Replacing that with a plate filled with fruit negates that part of the joke. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 15 September 2009

No, the original picture was a plate of food, emphasizing that Colonial Africa did in fact have an abundance of resources. Technically, they should be the most powerful continent on the planet. But the joke is that even though they had all the materials, they still can't feed their own people. THAT's the joke. --Birch.jonathan 20:15, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm... Well, the current image has been used on the article for ages. Jordanus, who wrote the article, never reverted it. If you ask him what he thinks is best, I'll go along. What's not the point though, is what may or may not have been the original joke. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:23, 15 September 2009

Well it's not really a pressing issue, I just thought I'd bring it up. So I'll stop bothering you now :)--Birch.jonathan 19:32, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, okay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:50, 16 September 2009

But I won't. You smell like pea soup! pillow talk 19:56, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Pea soup? But I never eat vegetables! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:59, 16 September 2009

Star Wars (2010)

Star Wars sequel announced, may contain disturbing twists The controversial 2010 remake of Star Wars will have a sequel. This unpopular move was sparked after the remake was voted #1 for August 2009 by Uncyclopedia. "We felt we may as well use the freedom given to us when we virtually wiped out 33 years' worth of continuity," said co-producer and co-director George Lucas, all the while taunting the editors at Wookieepedia. Most reaction has been decidedly negative, with critics saying that "Lucas will most certainly take cues from the Devil himself" and that "he will most certainly manage to do what he did with the last film—make us regret being Star Wars fans."

Thanks for the monthly Top 3 vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:49 16 Sep 2009]

Your welcome template

You know, the one that's black and yellow? Yeah. It's obnoxious and annoying. Therefore, continue putting it on new users' talk pages. Keep up the good work! --EMC ^[TALK] 03:03, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

If it's making your eyes bleed, it's doing exactly what I had hoped. Thanks for the ninjastar! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:58, 17 September 2009

Thanks for adding image category

I'm going to have to learn to do that myself, so I'll start looking at categories. I'm uploading some images for Miley's Pedobear article. Hopefully they're what she's looking for. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:18, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

They look like nice, anyhow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 17 September 2009

Two in a row

Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!! I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

Wow, I'm going to be forced to write more crap! I always liked this one a lot. Thanks again Socky, you're a pal.--    12:31, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

No problem, mate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:58, 18 September 2009

The Doctor

All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you for supporting the featured article on the Doctor. Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming. The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out. He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation. That's brilliant, isn't it? I say, would you like a jelly baby?

Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[01:34 19 Sep 2009]

NSFW

I put the NSFW template on Category:A wizard did it because of File:SurrealLesbians.png. --Docile hippopotamus 02:21, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Many, if not most, categories contain some incidental NSFW material. That tag should only go on categories if they are categories of NSFW material. I.e. categories in the pr0n database. --Mn-z 04:58, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Agreed. For example, Category:Ninjastars contains this very talk page, which contains this image:

Obviously, Category:Ninjastars shouldn't therefore be tagged NSFW. pillow talk 07:01, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

What those guys said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:54, 19 September 2009

Also, More Silly Eyes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:57, 19 September 2009

Congratulations

On your wise decision to sign up and become a member of http://www.whoinventedfoxes.com/ Hope you'll be hearing ans sharing some good stupid stuff with us soon - your air guitar is in the post. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:21, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Was that fox drawn by Multiliteralist? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:56, 20 September 2009

It was indeed. Well spotted! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:00, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Ah! I knew I recognized that image from somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:06, 20 September 2009

hmm

Does Midkiff Land seem like an Uncyclopedia In-Joke to you? Hmm....-Almost Sir Random Crap

It would seem that way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 20 September 2009

So I guess I should put the category in...I'm just thinking if Roman Dog Bird (the person who modified the IP drivel) would ban me for putting my name in there...-Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, there's a big chance it'll be reverted anyway. Not really worth risking a ban for. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:57, 20 September 2009

I'll just tell him if it was fine.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Hey, is it just me or are the articles on VFH all piece of shits?

I think you should consider nominating this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:35, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

If you insist. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 21 September 2009

F***ING HELL, ENOUGH PORN ALREADY!!

Seriously, wasn't this banned? This article has just been ruined edited by an idiot a genius.10:25, 09 21 10:25, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 21 September 2009

Porn, apparently. --C:\syndrome\_ 15:37, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I meant PORN, APPARENTLY!!!!! --C:\syndrome\_ 15:38, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Marble Thanks

John Smith would like to thank you! For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation).

   Orian57    Talk   00:18 23 September 2009

We're maybe fucked

I just realized File:Crawhus.jpg might get us sued if the guy in it or someone who knows him finds it on our site. And they'll probably sue Modusoperandi for identity theft (we all know he loves the fuck out of that image).-Almost Sir Random Crap

There are lots of things here we could get sued for. We've already been threatened with legal action over John Scherer. pillow talk 21:06, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

don't forget IMMA FIRIN' MALAYSIA!!! The government hates us.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Alfred N. Steele is dead, so I don't think we have anything to worry about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:42, 23 September 2009

Modus killed him?! Wow, talk about extreme fanboy-ism...-Almost Sir Random Crap

It strongly resembled the 1992 film Single White Female. pillow talk 22:03, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

No, more like John Lennon's death. You don't know a fanboy's about to kill you till the last nanosecond.-Almost Sir Random Crap

NO SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. Modus started stealing Alfred's wardrobe, and cutting his hair like him, and getting orthidonture to fuck up his teeth, and sleeping with his boyfriend, and just generally creeping the guy out. pillow talk 22:07, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

NO, JOHN LENNON! It was a Jewish fanboy who killed John Lennon, and Modus is apparently Jewish. Plus John Lennon fucking rocks.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Chapman didn't imitate John Lennon, though. Not in the least, to be honest. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:28, 23 September 2009

But still, John Lennon is made of win. I don't care what that Single White Female says.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Sounds like I should make a disambiguation page about this Single White Female movie. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:08, 23 September 2009

Done. pillow talk 17:40, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Creepy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:50, 24 September 2009

This belongs on your talk page.

Don't pretend that it doesn't. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

I completely agree. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:01, 24 September 2009

Thanks!

My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case! Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was. "If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped." Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!

Thanks again for the nom! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:36, Sep 24

It was my pleasure, mon ami. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:42, 24 September 2009

my computer

its my pcs falut some of the words are spelled wrong it keeps scewing up eveytime i type. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.176.177.198 (talk • contribs)

Pic

I'll give you $100,000 if you can find a picture for the elusive Malaysian Raping Tree.-Almost Sir Random Crap

How about this one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 25 September 2009

Actually, the tree is supposed to stay on the ground and let the roots do the raping.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Meh. Humour doesn't require images to be consistent with the content. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:16, 25 September 2009

Well, anyway, there's a fucking annoying watermark-sig-border thing around the picture.-Almost Sir Random Crap

And suddenly, it's gone. As if by magic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 25 September 2009

Actually I suspect double magic. Thank you!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Or more accurately, fucking magic. You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:31, 25 September 2009

No, m'boy, a package of magic is correct. My warm regards to you.-Almost Sir Random Crap.

Stop deleteing my stuff

I want my two articles back on dude Why are u delteing my stuff when its funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

It is not me who is deleting your articles. Check the deletion log. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:43, 27 September 2009

I deleted it. Because I... am a murderer. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

NOOO! Don't you say that! *runs away crying* • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 15:19 September 27 '09

Hei, quiet dleetin mah stuph u faggit! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:27, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

And the NOOB said unto them "Deleteth not my stuffe, thou faggothe." And He saw that it was not good • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 15:33 September 27 '09

Stop talking about flutes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 27 September 2009

stop deleting my artciles u admin fag – Preceding unsigned comment added by Roman Dog Bird (talk • contribs)

Sign your posts, n00b! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:01, 28 September 2009

I don't have a sister

Just an older brother. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:59, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Well, tell me when you've decided to get a sister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 28 September 2009

IP

They see me trollin'....they hatin'....whatever the fuck comes after this retarded ve-rse! You did a good job assholing the IP. On an unrelated note, look at this picture of a square melon.--Bad Shroom 22:39, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

LOL. You should put a snail on that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:40, 28 September 2009

You saw the snail picture on my userpage, didn't you? Why, you sneaky little quasi-admin!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Sneaky. Yes, I am sneaky. RAWR! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 28 September 2009

First, you're a quasi-admin, then a snail-hentai obsessionist, now a sneaky dinosaur? What the fuck are you?!!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Luke, I am your FatherGod! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 28 September 2009

God of what, snails and melons? Ha, Zeus would zap your ass in a second. -Almost Sir Random Crap

Snails and melons? No! No! Those are your attributes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:58, 28 September 2009

On an unrelated note, Socky got called a quasi-admin! HAHA! Fucking loser! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:00, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 29 September 2009

Ban Patrol

I'd leave that message on 'Dillo's talkpage if I were you, he's not very likely to bother looking at ban patrol archives. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:40, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Probably not, I guess. I'll leave him a little note. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:48, 29 September 2009

A word from your new insect computer WotM

Thank you so much

for supporting my nomination for Writer of the Month.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce my shift away from writing. The reason is very simple.

As the intelligence of the average Internet user has exponentially decayed, Internet media in general has seen major paradigm shifts, from newsgroups to webcomics to lolcats. Clearly writing is dying, and Photoshop is taking its place. Visual puns such as the one at left are just as funny, and take massively less effort.
Get it? MacMania? A Macintosh wearing a Scottish kilt (because the username begins with "Mac") gone mad (and therefore transformed into a Dalek)? Oh, forget it, I'm sticking to writing.

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Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[23:09 1 Oct 2009]

Agh

Please tell me you agree with this. I mean, we can have Wikipedia themselves be our sponsor... -Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, sure. Who'd be crazy enough to sponsor us though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:21, 3 October 2009

I don't know, anyone. We just need a sponsor. Maybe Conservap-wait, no fucking way. Then, what about Newgrounds or something? I don't know...-Almost Sir Random Crap

One more thing: care to help with Synesthesia? This si the kind of article that can be like the featured Turing Duck Test!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Looks like an interesting start. Not sure what you're aiming for exactly, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:11, 3 October 2009

I'm at a fork in the road for racism, torture, or scientific accent. Whatever seems best, you improve.-Almost Sir Random Crap

loltorture! • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 17:28 October 3 '09

Uh, did everyone die or something?-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yes. We are all corpses in a fantasy world of hollow ideals. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 3 October 2009

So Uncyclopedia is full of corpses...no wonder this place is "dead"!......Bad pun, I know.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Transformers Begins

On Uncyclopedia:Imperial_Colonization you voted for Transformers. As it says, "Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in." It's great you're going to participate! You can see ideas for the article and post your own at Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project. The article begins at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project. Thank you for agreeing to work on the article! --Imperial Colonization Fifth Undersecretary of Transformers. 01:58, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Wikipedia_of_the_Future

Wikipedia_of_the_Future I've started it. Big work-in-progress though.--Occono 20:31, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Looks very promising. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 6 October 2009

PLS

Would I be disqualified from PLS if someone helped with User:Bad Shroom/The Air Flight Passenger's Guide to Purgatory? Also, which alternate namespace would fit for this article?-Almost Sir Random Crap

If you get help from someone on Uncyclopedia, for example by a Pee Review, yes that could disqualify you. Someone helping you writing it in real life (off the interwebs), probably won't disqualify you. As for the appropriate namespace for your article, while it's definitely "alternative", I really don't think we have a namespace other than mainspace that would fit the article. Maybe you could invent something like "UnDoom Scenarios", though I'm not sure that'll be accepted as an alternative namespace. You might want to ask Modus about that, since he's the guy who's running PLS and all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 10 October 2009

Inserting Embedded Flash Objects

Is it possible to 'borrow' an embedded Flash/Shockwave object on another website and use it on Uncyclopedia?

I created an article here based on this. It is great to look at and has a sufficient amount of blue, but needs pictures or animation...

The Dark Archer was here 19:38, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's possible. Just use {{flash}}.

Like this:

[www.zombo.com/welcomenew6.swf Embedded Flash object] (requires Javascript)

• Disable
• Enable all
• Disable all
• Always enable
• Always disable

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:23, 11 October 2009

I did that, but on the website, there is audio too. Will that work here?

I'm not sure. Just try it out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 11 October 2009

So how do you embed inserted flash objects? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:32, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:52, 12 October 2009

Star Wars

<openmessage>Calling all Star Wars fanboys! Help out the fabulous article Stormtrooper 147-B and get a cookie! Help a lot, and if it gets featured, you will get credit along with I!</closemessage>-Almost Sir Random Crap

Didn't you enter that for PLS? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 13 October 2009

I removed it from that. Now please help. Also, that flash program is annoying and it's messing up the page.-Almost Sir Random Crap

But you forgot to strike it at UN:PLS. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 13 October 2009

"Whatever", I will. Just help.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, I'll see if there's anything I can do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:09, 13 October 2009

Um

I'm not trying to whore you, but could you help Stormtrooper 147-B like you said you would? This article is very important to me and I need to make it perfect. My creative multi-colored fumes can't do everything. Now Mark Twain's fumes, they'll get you far...-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yes. Yes I will. But could you remove it from Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, to prevent any misunderstandings. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 14 October 2009

I did everything. I even made a redirect for the article. Now help or die from the helm of my sword! Ah, fiction books. So enchanting. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bad Shroom (talk • contribs)

I'll get to it tomorrow. I need some sleep right now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 14 October 2009

War with the Moon

I hope it isn't gauche for me to have dumped this section into his article just after Pee Reviewing it (and before receiving any feedback on the review)!

Do section heads here use all initial caps? On Wikipedia they don't. If so, I've been deviating from policy all over the place. Spıke ¬  12:32 17-Oct-09

I don't think there's any problem in this case. This is a wiki after all. You're free to choose between section headers with initial caps and headers without them. In this case I changed it, because the other headers used all initial caps. Just a matter of consistency. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:51, 17 October 2009

"Consistency is all I ask." "Give us this day our daily mask." --Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:04, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for...

User:POTR/Template:Lateral Thanking Pup t 03:59, 20/10/2009

Zen

Hello,

Can you please help me ? Ftiercel 05:15, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user's bee says

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Sun Bee thanks King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:50, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Hippo

Walrus, of course as Tomas Edison never ate the unhuffable cheesecake of fluffy mongoose ninjas ,but instead killed the great hot dog and never saw rabbits again

Do you not see the mortal of this?--Click me^{NO NOT ME!!} _{I don't care if you click me} 19:53, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Wot? WhatWhere are these moralsmortals you speak of? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:56, 22 October 2009

And now for something completely different

Love, User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig3 and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:34, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the nice picture. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:51, 22 October 2009

Hi a query

Can one upload any image here or you require the copyright public domain etc crapMadnesspersonified 13:38, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

As long as it's neither a clear copyright violation nor gore/shock/hate/cyberbullying..etc. So yeah, you can upload almost any humorous image here. HOW comes??? 13:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. What he said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:48, 24 October 2009

Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing. The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out. In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 17:55, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Image:Chewing.GIF

So you think it's a deer? It might be a giraffe, but I don't know. You'll want to tag Cuy.GIF as well. It's been tagged as "Category:Rabbit images" but I asked a correspondent in Lima whether it is a rabbit or a cuy (guinea pig) and she only said, "It's a hybrid!!!" Spıke ¬  19:13 27-Oct-09

I think it's somekind of antelope, so "deer images" seemed like an appropriate category. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:17, 27 October 2009

Argumentum ad Wikipediam

I've been careful to describe the parts of this article that I've changed post-VFD. May I now just remove the annotations and the VFD and finish the article? or does that require a formal "Keep" result of the vote? Spıke ¬  21:07 28-Oct-09

Don't ever remove a VFD tag from an article until a vote is over. That could get you banned because it looks like you're trying to sabotage the vote. Don't even remove it then. Let a poopsmith do it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)}

But yeah, you don't need the annotations. The vote is on the article, not on the particular revision that was nominated. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:44, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Someone has removed VFD now, I've removed the annotations, and have requested contributions of photos via UN:VFD. Spıke ¬  22:42 28-Oct-09

Image provided. You're welcome. :) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:29, 29 October 2009

You, like, rock

Hey, thanks for so swiftly and skillfully fixing my boneheaded UnNews headline typo, and my even more boneheaded attempt to fix it.

You know, I opened your talk page to send you this message, and I noticed that there are like two or six million thank you posts for fixing boneheaded screw-ups like mine. I mean to say, you rock. I'd totally do you, if you were a girl. In fact, if I could afford it and you were on board with it, I'd totally get you a sex change and then do you. So Thanks. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 20:27, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm. A sex change, huh? Still though, if I had a sex change, I'd be a lesbian. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:34, 29 October 2009

Take this

Wikus van der Merwe thanks you for voting for BlueSpiritGuy as NotM. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out.

Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser

--BlueSpiritGuy 08:50, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own.

--ChiefjusticeDS 19:05, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I did it

You and others abstained on Jamie Lynn Spears because you thought it should be expanded. I withdrew it from VFH and expanded it and made some improvements. I promised people I'd let you know when it was ready well it's back up on VFH! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 07:43, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'll take a look. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:50, 3 November 2009

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

Dear Mr/Ms Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive6, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. It has come to my assistant's attention that you recently supported an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, to be featured on the website front page. We are honoured, although, of course: 1. We are fully aware of just how monumentally great the film is, and 2. We are preparing a suit against you for supporting copyright infringement, and the author of the article (referred to as "MacMania") is currently under arrest at Sri Lanka (not Ceylon).* However, we would be obliged if you would be able to do us one small favour. As interim representatives of Clarke's estate, we are in talks with Random House to commission a fifth book to add to the 2001 trilogy of four books. We've always been of the opinion that 3001: The Final Odyssey was too bleak of a book, and we would love to have the series finish on a slightly more upbeat note. We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling? Please let us know. Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Why Ceylon got the works is nobody's business but the Sinhalese.

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[13:51 3 Nov 2009]

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

---

Thanks

Thanks so much for voting me in as a Foolitzer. My ego is getting huge! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

 Voting For Godot  

The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"   Thanks, <insert name here>, for ruining the pathos of my plight by voting for my featured article.

Chocolating

This article on ICU reminded me of some other article, although this one is based on a South Park skit while that other one I can only assume is based upon insanity. But does it move you in any way? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:26, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what to say. I wanted it to be funny, but it wasn't in the slightest. Oh well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:33, 7 November 2009

I'm not saying your article needs ICU, I'm asking if you have any ideas for improving Chocolating or if you would rather it just get huffed along with its image. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:43, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Is there something wrong with my article? (I was talking about Chocolating earlier, you know.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:06, 7 November 2009

No. Nothing. Nuh-uh. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:12, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

About Chocolating, I don't mind its existence. But the problem is that it's simply lacking in humour. There's nothing to laugh about. Well, I admit I haven't seen the South Park episode this relates to, or at least, I don't recall seeing it. Besides the humour, there's an issue with the believability. No reader is going to believe that girl ate dog shit for real, and even if they do, they're not going to care. This kinda destroys the article's purpose. Moreover, what's the article making fun of/parodying/satirizing? It doesn't seem to do much more than describe a distasteful event. Making things even more confusing is that "chocolating" is already a term for interracial sex. Also, it needs a link to Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches. And finally, it should be "embarrassed", so it sounds like "bare ass", you know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:22, 7 November 2009

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

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Thanks

 There is a featured article beyond all featured articles known to man...  

At the sign-post up ahead... You have just crossed over into... the Thank You Zone. The Global Tourniquet says "Thanks for voting for my featured article"

Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:35, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

○ Fucking Sucks! That will be all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:38, 11 November 2009

Pages

Would you mind improving these vandalized pages? The disney ones. The king who is a lion 00:06, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Wat? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:07, 12 November 2009

The Rescuers, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, ect. Sorry I'm not that fast The king who is a lion 00:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

On behalf of Socky, no. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

What is that supposed to mean and why? The king who is a lion 00:42, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Just to expand, I saw his Land Before Time work thingy. Could you do one with The Secret of NIMB? And I don't like this whole Jews aren't real thing. Not funny for me. Argee with the others on the offensive thing. Bad. The king who is a lion 00:45, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I'm confused about what exactly you're referring to, but I believe my answer would be "Maybe." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:58, 12 November 2009

Blame everything on the Jews

"Around 10 million copies sold, the Jews would have you believe!"

I like how you implied that the Jews aren't real people. I'd doll up this image into an award, but it's really nothing to be proud of, you bigoted Belgian. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Did I imply that? Maybe I'm subconsciously antisemitic. I hope not! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:59, 12 November 2009

"Subconsciously"? I'm referring to this edit. Maybe you're subconsciously antiseptic. Do you kill germs in your sleep? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:28, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Hah! You fell for it! Non-Belgians are so easy to influence. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 13 November 2009

Did I fall for it? Or... did you? Also, where did you find that image on My Neighbor Cthulhu? I've searched for it and apparently the original is taller, but I can't find one with quite that large. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:41, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

I found it through a lot of Google Image searching. I have no idea where I found it, but the way to find it is by not searching for "My Neighbor Cthulhu", but rather something like "My Neighbor Totoro blood". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:48, 15 November 2009

Why would you do that? That's sick. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:50, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Because I'm sick like that. Also, it renders high-resolution images. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:53, 15 November 2009

Sicko. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:55, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Syndrome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:58, 15 November 2009

I was going to upload this over the top of the other image... what do you think?

Pup

It looks... mysterious. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:39, 13 November 2009

Good call

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Worst_100_Things_to_Stick_your_Dick_in&diff=4220201&oldid=4220176

I still think it was funnier before, but that'll do nicely. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:25, 14 Nov

Yeah, thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:31, 14 November 2009

Dude!

You just left IRC! Any chance you could pop back in? MrN 20:51, Nov 14

OMG! How could that happen! Yes, I'll try! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:52, 14 November 2009

Sorry I was late

As soon as I find the ninjastarwhatitsname template I'll stamp it here. ~ 11:35, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Thanks in advance. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 22 November 2009

In fact, I'll do something better:

UnBan Voucher(*) The holder of this voucher is entitled to 1(one) UnBanning At his leisure *This voucher is invalid if the user was banned due to: wiki terrorism, unsanctioned page moves, creating double redirects, VFD violations, creating This page doesn't exist, vandalism, general dickery or editing BHOP. The voucher must be presented by the holder himself following the ban without violating the ban itself.

~ 11:45, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. Thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:46, 22 November 2009

Creating a redirect

How do I create a redirect? I checked the directions on Wikipedia, but because of certain[2] mild problems[3] I have[4], it makes no sense...

The Dark Archer was here 21:42, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Use "#REDIRECT[[TitleOfTheArticleYouWantToRedirect]]". Like this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:45, 23 November 2009

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:50, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Dude

That guy you were having an argument with before, or whatever, is a returning vandal. I did not ban him accidentaly because of the vandalism going on at the time, he was one of the people, or perhaps the ONLY person, causing vandalism at the time. I can't recall if it's the first thing he did, or if it was in reaction to being banned before by either me or someone else, but he made a page entitled "UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!" with the only content being a ".", like the pages he made about me with the oh-so-clever insults replacing the "Dog" portion of my name. I hate these kind of trolls who act like they aren't trolls and accuse the people who ban them or revert and report their shit of being ones. But, since I do tend to put rather violent or hateful summaries in when I ban them, well.........he made at least one point, I guess. But he's still a faggot, I'll stick by that statement forever. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:09, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Dude, I already knew that. Of course I know of the "dot vandal". I started the discussion because I wanted to find out why he was vandalizing and maybe convince him that he should stop. He said it was because of some ban summary. Do I believe him? Maybe, but that's besides the point. I skimmed through some of the old logs and found some huffed "articles" by this guy (probably) and they were these typical one-line crapticles. So maybe he started the dot page spamming because he disliked you (and some other admins?) deleting his stuff and it escalated because of some comments/summaries from your side. Plausible, if not probable? But again, that's not the point. You obviously made the "Kill yourself!" comment during the whole Nigger Fucking Faggot event. The point I was trying to make on his talkpage is that your comment was probably as hateful as it was because of previous vandalism, partly his own vandalism but also and probably more prominently that of the Nigger Fucking Faggot vandal. But, does it really matter what actually happened? To me? No. The point is this; I was trying to make him stop vandalizing and perhaps do more constructive things with his life, and eventually, he agreed to that. Was the infinibanning really necessary? I'm not going to argue about bans. That's an admin issue. Is he gay? Considering he wasted days of his life spamming crap, by some definition, he's definitely gay. After typing all this out, do I really care about any of this? Hardly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:31, 27 November 2009

The point is that Socky is a noob. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:01, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 27 November 2009

{VFD}

Thanks for removing {VFD} from those pages in my namespace, as I suppose they are accumulated. But the entire pages serve no purpose; one has been returned to mainspace and the other is abandoned. If you want to entirely erase them, I'd appreciate it. Spıke ¬  04:15 27-Nov-09 On the other hand, {VFD} was on The Wish Fish because it's being voted on!--are you closing the vote? PPS--Never mind, Andorin Kato has just put it back.

I added it back. Also, if you want the pages deleted, you can list them on QVFD. --Andorin Kato 04:26, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Oops. My mistake. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:26, 27 November 2009

User talk:75.47.140.253

I want my talk page to stay blanked period. --75.47.143.205 13:08, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

He means a blanked period, whatever that is. -- Style  Guide 18:20, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe this is what he means. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:26, 28 November 2009

Another kind of a header

Yes, the joke is that a scene in a play changes every time an actor enters or exits. -- Style  Guide 18:20, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, okay. Expect a VFH nom in a couple minutes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 28 November 2009

Editing

"The move button is usually found between the history button and the watch button." Yeah, well, it isn't for me. No move button at all. Wild at Heart 01:59, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, yes. Only autoconfirmed users can move pages. This means you have to wait a couple more days before the move button will magically appear between the history button and the watch button. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:23, 28 November 2009

Shucks!

Hot diggity, boy! You caught that fish so good that Necropaxx is gonna thank you! "Thank you." ~ Necropaxx

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:46, Nov 29 2009

I hate you

Every time I see your signature, I think there's a little fly flying around on my screen. But NO! Then I realize it's just that little magnemite image. And then I say things like "darn it" and "well if that don't beat all!" and then I bash my fist on the desk. Do you see what you've turned me into!? I was a PERSON before! -RAHB 00:31, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:42, 30 November 2009

If it helps, I hate you too. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:27, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! It means a lot to me! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:42, 30 November 2009

Thanks!

Avast! We at The Pirate Bay thank you for your support of our operations! If ever you find yourself in Sweden, drop by the Bay and enjoy our hospitality.

--Andorin Kato 07:24, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

The girl on the cover

On your cover (your user page) it says you want to lick the nectar off of the girl's chest. Well I've studied that photo quite a bit (purely for research purposes) and I've yet to find any nectar. Is this something that can't bee seen, but only felt and tasted with the tongue? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:32, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're interested in bees aren't you. Well, the text is referring to the fact that she has bee wings. Bees collect nectar. It's currently not on her chest because I've already licked it clean. Yummy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:36, 1 December 2009

What, me like bees? Just because the first featured article I wrote here was Sun Bee, and the second was Archery which talked about bees, but my third HowTo:Be Homeless in America has nothing to do with bees--well, except it has "be" in the title, and in the article I talk a lot about A's, B's, and C's, and I did do some edits on bee-related articles, and made some articles bee-related, and did post a response to something about bee wings here and....no, I have no interest in bees whatsoever. (Actually, you're the first person here to point that out). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:52, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Also, you misspelled "be" as "bee" in your previous post. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:55, 1 December 2009

Hey, you're paying attention! Stop that! (Actually, I did that on purpose). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:02, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I know and see all, and suffer tremendously because of it. (Thought so, lulz.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:09, 1 December 2009

Late voting

Also I noticed you're voting on "...of the month" stuff after the month's over (by Uncyclopedia's calendar, anyway). Do those votes count? Does voting continue until they change the page? Also do you know why somebody's code on your page is making it hard for me to edit (when I triy to type sometimes I have to wait for the computer screen to catch up with my typing, and the cursor keeps jumping around--I once saw this on someone's talk page, and it ended up being somebody's signature. And no, it's not because my computer's slow--it was cutting edge a year ago). And why is the sky blue? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:46, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Of course they count. The vote's not over till it's archived. I could nominate someone for UnScripts:Playwright of the Month now and if enough people vote for it, it can still count for this month. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:49, 1 December 2009

memememe! *cough* • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 13:25, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

You? Ah, yes, you did do that taxi driver unscript. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:29, 5 December 2009

Ahem..

For always being here, supporting useless causes; namely me. ;)

Thanks for voting for me!

First the Goldstein, next Queen of UnNews!
Lookout Onion, the Potatoes are taking over!!

(I just love making these, but I couldn't have won this award without you)

~Formerly Annoying Crap

Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:31, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're Going Down Bitch!

You. Me. ATDB. Whenever that takes place. DOWN! hopefully.

Also, archive your freaking page already. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:19,3December,2009

I think I'll wait another 14 headers. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:51, 3 December 2009

Now you're just being a copycat. ~ 07:27, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Indeed. I also like the number 100. It also gives me an excuse to postpone having to add all the awards to my awards page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:55, 3 December 2009

Useless header 1

useless User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig2

Useless header 2

more useless  Father WHY??? (confessions) 

Useless header 3

most useless User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig8

All your headers are belong to me! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:40, 3 December 2009

Hey, you changed it, and made two of my headers subheaders! And on your own user page! That's not fair. God will get you for this! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:44, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Indeed. This is my userpage. Thanks for pointing that out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:47, 3 December 2009

Non-Useless Header

This is actually very important. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:57,3December,2009

ORLY? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:00, 3 December 2009

This header has The Answer

Here King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:02, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. But why did you add that br to the article? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:08, 4 December 2009

That was a carryover. I first put the VFH template at the top of the article, and I was afraid it would end up overlapping the images on some people's monitors, so tried a break command. I thought it still might be a problem, so moved it to the bottom with the break command still attached. It's probably not needed. Also I had thought about nomming this for VFP, but that seems to be just one image. This is one of those things that doesn't really fit any category. It might fit VFP, but I'm not sure how to link it there. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:53, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

No problem either way. I like the page, but it's probably not getting featured in either voting system, and I can live with that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:55, 4 December 2009

Sorry about the way the vote's going; I really like it--it's probably one of my favorite things here, especially the way that no matter what the scene, 42 appears. It's subtle, but deep, and I love the images you chose. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:58, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'm glad at least somebody likes it. Don't worry about the nomination, I don't mind the against votes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:01, 4 December 2009

For the record, VFH isn't supposed to be a reflection of whether someone likes something. After refreshing it several times, I like the page too, even though you basically have to refresh it to fully get it. VFH is simply supposed to determine whether an article is fit for the front page. You can like a page and still vote against it on VFH; remember Are you talking to me? and how I voted against it? --Andorin Kato 03:04, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC) 03:04, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I know, but a lot of other people don't seem to know that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:08, 4 December 2009

Ditto. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:16, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

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untelligent math

Hi mate. Thanks for reverting the ip edits of this for me. I have a feeling that I've ended up waving a red flag to IPs with this one. Pup

No problem. It seems to happen quite often when featured articles aren't protected. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:31, 7 December 2009

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Woohoo! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:32, 7 December 2009

Thanks a lot!

You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story! Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

Slithy Tove 00:41, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

H1N1! Woohoo! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:34, 7 December 2009

You're the bestest pal ever

WELCOME TO VORTEX 102 The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week. Thank You! Dr S

Thanks for the nom spree. Vortex has gone a long way from the first review, that was basically someone screaming at me about VFD, to the front page. I appreciate the motivation. I guess I better fix Red Herring and get it into user space. A belated thanks for the Turkey on thanksgiving as well. I feel blessed.--    16:06, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

It was a great pleasure. You write good articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:17, 10 December 2009

Why thank you sir! I spent today addressing the issues brought up by the poo lit judges for Red Herring and released it into mainspace. Hopefully a weiner.--    19:22, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm one step ahead of you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:23, 11 December 2009

A Fast and Furious Thanks

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

I would not have noticed that otherwise. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 23:00, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

You are welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 11 December 2009

Newb Proposal

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I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.

Comrad

Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009

--BlueSpiritGuy 10:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hendrix, dear god in heaven kill the page, or maybe not

(Just looked at the page again and Roman Bird Dog is actually working on it. )With memories of the night you gave Buffy new life, for Jah's sake kill with a lethal injection the Jimi Hendrix page. I won't promise to work on it at length, I'm not that much of an expert on Hendrix and know less about him than I know about the joys of having sex with either Katie Holmes or Tiger Woods, but I will write at least a little, which is more than the entire page as it now exists can hope for in its wildest dreams. Take it out of its misery, and start a new page with a stub template and nothing else, and it will be an improvement, IMHO. Thanks, Aleister in Chains 02:59, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

black background...

...makes it a bit hard to read - what if you had a box-in-box for the main body of text? -- Style  Guide 14:38, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. Would it still look as cool as it does now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:43, 18 December 2009