George Lucas
“OMG DIDN'T YOU DIRECT-- ....oh”
– Anyone Who Meets George on George
“Hey Georgie Boy, need those I-124a forms by tomorrow, 'k buddy?”
– Douchebag Fred in Accounts Payable on George's Work Ethic
George Lucas is a tax fraud investigator in Hopkins, MN. George enjoys skiing, golf, lawn care, and not directing any Star Wars films.
History[edit | edit source]
George grew up in Arlington, PA. He was first-string forward on his high school soccer team. After finishing high school, he continued his uneventful and exceedingly lackluster life by enrolling in the University of Minnesota after hearing that the legendary Peter Graves had once attended. George enjoyed U of M greatly, and still keeps in touch with a bunch of his old college buddies like Bill, Oscar, Spinner, and of course funny man Carrot Top.
The family[edit | edit source]
George met his wife Linda at a local deli, just after starting his tax fraud investigation work in Hopkins. The two conversed over a pastrami and chipped beef sandwich, instantly falling in love. They married a year later, and a year after that, gave birth to their first child, Mark. Another two years past before their second son James and first daughter Marie (twins) were born.
George and Linda decided to stop having children at this point. The family adopted a dog named Hopper.
In addition to Hopper, George always had an interest in exotic fish. For his 43rd birthday, Linda surprised him with a saltwater fish tank, filled with a number of rare, individually-named sea creatures. George was thrilled.
George on George[edit | edit source]
“Is it some sort of motor bike?”
Like 5 other people in this country, George Lucas had never heard of George Lucas, or the Star Wars film franchise. Film quotes are still met with blank, puzzled stares from George and the Lucas family.
Coincidentally, the actual George Lucas who actually directed the films had never heard of George Lucas either. When the two were finally introduced in the summer of 1988, an epic exchange took place:
- George: So, I hear that your name is also George Lucas huh?
- George: Yep, yep yep..
- George: What do you do then, George?
- George: Ooh, I do tax work, fraud investigation mostly..
- George: Ah..yeah..
- George: Ooh ya. So I hear you do something with motion pictures then? <sips coffee>
- George: Um...
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