George Lucas

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Lucas is well known to have been a great dad prior to his passing in 2012. It has been noted that his dying wish was to be sent an Oscar just to hold in his final moments, however he was promptly told to fuck off by the acadamey, under order's from one true Jesus of the USA, Walt Disney. As a result of this, it is believed that he was denied entry to heaven.

He also possibly co-created Star Wars, although this is just speculation, as many of the original texts were lost in the second dark age which began in 2016.