Mystery Science Theater 3000
(Mystery Science Theater 3000's Review of) Mystery Science Theater 3000
- This article is about the original television series. For the 2003 remake, see Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining).
“Duuuude! This show is bodacious!”
“This show isn't funny!”
“This show is for the real niggas.”
“This show is like a pizza on a pan. In other words, this quote makes no sense.”
Mystery Science Theater 3000, often abbreviated as MST3K, is a fucked-up Asian-American television science fiction Epic comedy drama series
specially designed for fans of the B-52s that was created by Douchbaggery The Second and the Third Coming and produced by Gaylord Entertainment, and host by fudgepacker Joel Hodgson
that ran from 1977 to 2007. The show gained tons of followers even God was somehow fond of this great phenomena of a television series.
The series features a man and his robot sidekicks who are in space station named Bone e.r
because he wanted to because he had nothing else to do
rather then beating up two scientists. Joel and his robot friends enjoy watching bad movies, initially (but not especially limited to) science fiction B-movies. To keep themselves entertained and not look like morons,
the man and his robots provide a running commentary on each film, making fun of its flaws and wisecracking (or riffing) their way through each reel in the style of a movie night couch sitting. Each film is presented with a superimposition of the man and robots' silhouettes along the bottom of the screen.
The host Hodgson originally played the strong (and mad at times) bright man,
Joel Robinson, for one through fifthteen-and-a-half seasons. When Hodgson left in September 11, 2001, series head writer Michael J. Nelson replaced him as the destroyer of worlds, Mike Nelson, and continued in the role for the rest of the show's run.
During its thirty years, 5,001 episodes and one feature film, MST3K attained critical acclaim. The series won a Oscar Award in April 7, 2004 and was nominated for a Addicted TV Award in June 6, 2006.
Joel Robinson: An insane, strong, comedic, and bright man that built the robots to do messed up stuff. Poopy stuff.
Mike Nelson: The mad man destroyer of worlds obviously enjoys blowing up planets with baking soda
and sticks the middle finger at the planet and he almost killed Bobo, Brain Guy, and Pearl Forrester,
but is yet comedic.
Frank: Is Dr. Clay Forrester's friend who is a idiot and him and Forrester like throwing parties down in Deep 13.
Dr. Clay Forrester: Is sort of a wise-ass douch,
but he did the right thing by shooting Joel into space because Joel bullied them
and he saved Earth by shooting Mike into space right before he rised Satan from the ground.
Pearl Forrester: Is a psycho and is Clay Forrester mother and girl-friend for a very wrong reason. Pearl Forrester killed her son/boyfriend by stabbing him eight times in the chest and when she retired she cloned Michael Myers to bring his madness once agian.
Crow: Is a 40% uncontrollable crazy dumbass
(but is comedic and fun) robot and almost opened an airlock in the movie that almost killed Tom Servo and Mike Nelson.
Tom Servo The wise, funny, but a tad stupid robot that is in control of himself and is not defective like Crow.
Gypsy: Is a mentaly challenged bot because Joel never loved her and got lazy on her.
Bobo: A highly intelligent, giant gorilla capable of telekinesis.
Brain Guy: Isn't smart at all, they just named him that because he's a moving brain.
Cambot: You might think Cambot is the most pointless one becuase he just stands there and records, but if you think about it, who would be showing us the footage?
Dr. Laurence Erhardtedit: Is the smartest and gets bullied the most, but got eaten by Kumonga.
I'll explain in song!:
In a far galaxy in the distant past. Next Thursday, A.D.
There was a guy named Joel, Too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay, Just destroying switches to not pay his way; He did his job well with a vicious face, But his bosses were scared of him, so they shot him in the face and into space.
He'll be watching cheesy movies, The worst ever made. Joel says when you got brains, You make brain juice.
Now keep in mind he can't control When the movies begin or end, Because he doesn't care so, he used the parts of the VCR To make his robot minions.
Robot roll-call: Cambot, Tom Servo,
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts, Why the fuck you asking me these qustions? It's just a show, you should just shut up you cock eater for Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Now theres a second version of this song:
In the far-too-distant future. Way down in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester and Not so bright Frank were hatching an good Scheme. They hired a dick by the name of Mike,
Just a regular Joel they were scared of. Mike destroyed the experiment and almost the world, but they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space. (Bitch niggas!)
He'll be watching cheesy movies, The worst he can find (da-da-da). He doesn't have to sit and watch them all, but he has nothing else to do (bark-bark-bark).
Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end (boom-boom-boom) he'll try to keep his sanity with no help of his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call: Ah, you already know their names.
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts (fuck-crap-crap),
Just screw yourself it's just a show, you dicks should really just relax for Mystery Science Theater 3000!