User talk:Buck9998
Hell Yah![edit source]
Hello, Buck9998, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 26 September 2009
How old are you?[edit source]
Right now I'm assuming you're under 15. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:48, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- All right Bucko, you need to stop editing and read the links Mister Sock left for you above. Read BGBU, read HTBFANJS and learn how to sign your messages. When you've done that take the time the consider your edits and not just throw random lines of text all over the place. Consider this your official warning TM. ~
14:59, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Shut Up im not doing any thing wrong. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)
- I'm going to try and be nice one last time. Read the links, behave, or the banhammer it is. And "shut up" is not considered to be "behaving nice". ~ 17:58, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- I'm going to try and be nice one last time. Read the links, behave, or the banhammer it is. And "shut up" is not considered to be "behaving nice". ~
Dont delete my artcles then and ill be nice. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)
- Well, buried in those links up there are some tips on how not to get your articles deleted: use {{construction}} tags or start them in your userspace. But don't go telling admins what to do like that, You could quite easily have been banned by now. Insulting established users is not good. Stop, read those links, then you'll be fine. But be careful! Oh, and sign your talk page posts. --UU - natter
19:33, Sep 27 - Here are two more excellent steps toward not getting your articles deleted: 1) write them in standard English, with capital letters and apostrophes and everything; and 2) tell us some jokes that aren't about gay sex. We've heard all the gay sex jokes before.
pillow talk 20:24, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Fine Do you have your own wiki. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)