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/me throws a paint bomb/

thus soiling your prestine talk page.    Orian57    Talk   10:58 1 August 2009

AAAAAAAAA! The Gayness! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:04, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Wait. This is just paint! Thanks Orian! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:05, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Actually, the paint splatters aren't bad. If you just scribble Jackson Pollock at the bottom, we could sell that picture for millions!

PS. Hmmph. Edit conflict. TWICE!

PPS. Virtual Internet Missing number Counting Completion Five! Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 11:07, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes, Jackson Pollock. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:18, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Categories

Seems nobody has set up the July one yet either - fancy doing it? I can't because my missus just phoned to say she's bought a new television and guess who has to go and carry the damned thing home. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:14, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

I'll look into it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:15, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Wait. I don't see anything missing... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:19, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Orian57 would like to thank you! For voting him Playwright of the Month! He appreciates it and is also uncertain about why he is speaking in third person - he hates that. Seriously though, thanks, I'll almost certainly do more in the future.

Although your vote was technically late, you still get one anyway.    Orian57    Talk   22:14 1 August 2009

Meh. Such mere technicalities. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:26, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

And ta for the spell check. I'm going to bed now.    Orian57    Talk   23:00 1 August 2009

Good night. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:01, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Teletubbies Gone Bad

ICU'd this very well means someone should act upon it indeed. Also, please share LBT ideas now and perhaps the article will stay. Also, any ideas for Kung Fu Panda? Or how about Beverly Hills Chihuahua? Or Epic Movie? Or Disaster Movie?70.146.254.217 23:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, ICU isn't supposed to be used that way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:31, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Why did you undo my edit

...to Wikipedia?--Occono 14:26, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Because it didn't really fit right into the article. But wait, I'll see if I can find a spot for your picture. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:28, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it could be improved....--Occono 14:31, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Your articles suck

Sincerely, projectjulio 19:20, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Haha. Don't let him get to ya Socky. -- emancipated Ape (sacrifice) (Riot Porn) 19:49, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, let him. Make it sink in. Deeper. Deeper. Unleash your dark side, Socky. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 19:51,2August,2009

Sorry. I actually haven't read any of your articles. I just felt like being an asshole. I'm sure they're quite funny. Truce?projectjulio 19:58, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay. No hard feelings. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:59, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

UGOTM anyway. Staircase CUN^t 20:01, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I just read your articles, and they DO in fact suck...just kidding =Pprojectjulio 20:05, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

NO NO NO!!! HARD FEELINGS NOW!!! I WANNA SEE A FIGHT!!! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 20:06,2August,2009

Flame! Staircase CUN^t 20:06, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Enough flames for ya? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:11, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

No. Staircase CUN^t 20:13, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Screw you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:42, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't do that. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:01,2August,2009

Hold on, gentlemen. Socky has some fairly good articles. For instance, Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches. Racism is ALWAYS funny...especially if you're a white cop who enjoys arresting civil right's activists in front of their own homes. Or if you're Socky.projectjulio 23:04, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

black people are known for their inability to pay utility bills, taxes and other debts. owed to "the man"

Wait! For some reason I don't seem to have my sig on this page! Here: MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here. Fixed. This talkpage has just had a 21% increase in quality! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:13, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

It's fucking magical! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

It's fucking magically delicious!! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:23,2August,2009

And that was fucking annoying. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:24, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

hey

You can only vote once for useless gobshite of the month. --Docile hippopotamus 23:13, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh no. You are quite mistaken. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

No, he is quite right. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:16, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

On the contrary. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Nope. Read the NOMINATION section. See? I'm too lazy to cross out the votes though. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

UN:N—That's the official policy and nothing you're gonna change about that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

But there's also this which is a lie, much like cake. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:28, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Have my cake and eat it too! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

help

I'm making some minor edits to Why?:Is Karl Sanders Fat so I can nom it for VFH. Any ideas how to fix this part: Stones of Sorrow: As many of Nile's fans know, Karl has quite the apocalyptic drinking problem. Over the years minerals started to build up in Karl's body, causing kidney stones. These caused Karl great despair as he was not able to eat for a week. This entire week turned into a national holiday.. --Docile hippopotamus 23:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

any ideas? --Docile hippopotamus 10:34, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

It's a pretty decent article, but I'm not really that familiar with Nile. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:42, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't vandalise!

And don't revert my reverts! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:52, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey now, you're the vandal! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Man, what happened to the days of civilized vandals? Now it's all "fuck this" and "fuck that" and "fuck you, man!". They just don't make 'em like they used to. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:58, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:59, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

unsignpost

Should we do a 2 in 1 delivery of the unsignpost when it needs to be delivered on the 6th? --Docile hippopotamus 10:59, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Maybe, I don't know. We'll see how things work out. But honestly, I hope the issue is finished before Thursday. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:01, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Your new user page pic...

...made me salivate all over my keyboard, prick. But it was worth it *asplodes* --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais?

Someone else gave it to me. I'm quite thankful of him. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Tripple Entendre

Wow my timing is good, it just got huffed, but I turned it into an actual article: Tripple entendre

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 13:23, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Hah, nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:27, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

But it's written with one p. Trust me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Zomg That was incredible gaga of me Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 13:31, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Haha. You suck apparently as you said you're on Lady Gaga's lever. Yes lever. Not level. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:33, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

And I shouldn't delete that page on general principles because? --UU - natter 14:40, Aug 3

Because we're gonna work on it! I promise! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:44, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Just So You Know

That "Oh, Fuck off" on VFH was not directed at you. That was more a general fuck off to the seemingly constant nominations of article retrospectives, VFH pages, retrospectives of VFH pages...gragh! Needless to say, the whole idea's lost its novelty by this point. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:44, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Already? Damn. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:45, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

How did I miss out on all this drama? Where did all this come from? And where is it now? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 19:26,3August,2009

You should be happy. This way, you didn't get the chance to get yourself banned. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:30, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

You don't want no drama. I'm just tryin'a dance, boy, and move my hump. pillow talk 19:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

My hump, my hump, my hump. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

My lovely camel hump Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 08:42, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

How does any of this constitute drama? I don't understand. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:32, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

People like to make dramas out of mere discussions. People can get pissed off quite easily, sometimes. I'm a little pissed off right now, but I have only myself to blame for that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:39, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, don't be pissed, I'm sorry. You're one of my favorite users on this site. I just really hate retrospective articles. Fair enough? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:47, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm. Okay. Let's leave it at this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:50, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Closed Voting

I was under the impression that the way over-featured images are eliminated is by voting them off once they're on. Rbpolsen ♦ 16:59, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

While I'm not too sure how images lose their featuredom (maybe that's just an admin thing), I am however quite certain that once an image is featured, there should be no more voting on the voting page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:54, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:00, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Great article, Guildy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

UnPost

I just put a new story at the bottom of the latest issue of the Signpost. THEDUDEMAN said I needed a picture to make it perfect (or just decent), but I can't find anything relevant. Help.--Almost Sir Random Crap

I'll take a look. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

How's that? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:53, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Fits well, nice formatting. it's great! But will my story stay? That "Thursday Ape" person keeps trashing my edits on things like this. What a bitch!--Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, if you try to talk to him in a friendly manner, I'm sure he'll be more lenient. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:58, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

I tried once. I'm not trying again. Anyway, is my story cut for the Signpost?--Almost Sir Random Crap

It looks good enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:02, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Well that's a load off my chest. Maybe now I can start getting a good reputation. Say, Socky, I'm a sysop at a wiki called UnMario wiki and, well, it sucks. It is basically an Uncyclopedia for Nintendo. Could you join?--Almost Sir Random Crap

Nah. That's not really my kind of thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:08, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. You did a lot of things wrong.

Namely breaking my heart. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

What did I do now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:38, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

hey

I know what you are thinking... --Docile hippopotamus 10:32, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Creepy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:39, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

My Birthday

Tis tomorrow. Presents for me. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:36,7August,2009

I won't forget. Don't worry. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:37, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

DONT WORRY? DONT WORRY?!?!? okay. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:44,7August,2009

Quick Thanks

Thanks for both the really quick nom, and for adjusting the code at the end, as it now looks much better. Also, sorry again about that scuffle we had earlier in the week. Keep being awesome, Socky. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

No worries. And I'll make sure to look into that awesome thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:58, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Cheerio

50% off

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your next prescription of Cheerios (avenasativa) tablets.
Offer valid only in California. Offer applies only with a doctor's consent and prescription. Thank you for voting for the featuring of Cheerios. Your support is much appreciated. Discount available only before time on signature. Therefore discount is void everywhere. Sorry.
Sir MacMania GUN— 15:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

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Thank you for voting. Sir MacMania GUN— 16:00, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

No problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:04, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

assignment

i've promoted you to useful sub-editor at Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost because each week you invariably drive by while i am working on the unsignpost, edit conflict me (/me shakes fist), and fix a bunch of stuff that i would miss otherwise, making up for the edit conflicting thing. thanks, and keep up the good work! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:57, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

You're very welcome. I'll try to do a bit more than just the minor edits once in a while. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:22, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession

HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession. Please help with it. If it gets featured or becomes a very good article, I might get back my ability to freely create foum topics! This might be my only chance.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, what's there is already pretty good. I'm kinda busy right now. Later maybe. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:07, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Also, do I qualify for the Sucker of Punsihment Ninjastar? Not that that's a good award...--Almost Sir Random Crap

Hmm, I sorta doubt it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Do I qualify for any Ninjastar?--Almost Sir Random Crap

Possibly. But it'd probably offend you in some way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:23, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

I just stole and translated the Ataturk page on Turkish Uncyclopedia and put it here. Dexter111334 was going to do it, according to Forum:Censorship in Turkish Uncyclopedia. Is there any laws on stealing pages from Uncyclopedias of other countries?.--Almost Sir Random Crap

I don't think so. Maybe you should add a {{Spork}} template though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Anyway, who the Hell is Dexter111334? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:26, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

He's part of the Cabal.--Almost Sir Random Crap

There is no cabal! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:29, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes there is. You just have to find the nonexisiting Cabal to realize the Cabal.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Fine. You got me. Want to see a picture of the Cabal? There's no Goatse involved, if memory loss serves...--Almost Sir Random Crap

There cannot be such an image, as there is no cabal. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:59, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

The Cabal does what it wants, even though it doesn't exist. You have to realize the Cabal to see it doesn't exist.--Almost Sir Random Crap

A Mr Sherlock Holmes is at the door, sir

I have observed

that you had voted for an entry on me to be featured. Of course, this was to be expected for a man of such reputation, Watson, was it not?
Elementary, Holmes, as you would have put it.
So it is. But it appears that the author nevertheless wishes to thank you, so I'll leave him to it. Meanwhile, I shall return to my cough drop bottle.

Hold on a minute ... Holmes, is that cocaine?
Watson—
I'd thought Dr Freud had made you fight off that vice! Here, give me that. You know how many times I've told you to smoke tobacco instead.

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Thank you for voting for this article! Sir MacMania GUN—[05:27 11 Aug 2009]

Ah. No problem at all, sir. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:46, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

hey

Why did you undo user:Rbpolsen's vote on Uncyclopedia:VFP/Dong covering.jpg? --Docile hippopotamus 08:12, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Because the vote was closed already, and quite a long time ago too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:17, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Where does it say someone can't vote for an image that is already featured? --Docile hippopotamus 08:33, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Why would you want to vote if the vote's already been closed? I've seen it reverted in the past by admins and such. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:36, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Isn't voting after an image is featured how featured images become expired? --Docile hippopotamus 08:58, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not too sure about that. You might want to ask an admin. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:05, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for making Six Hats a featured article...

...and this is where I'm supposed to have made a really exciting template, but it's easier for me to just write this once and then cut and paste it a bunch of times. Pup t 09:25, 11/08/2009

No problem either way, Puppy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:51, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Our appreciation is not easily earned.

But you have achieved what few others ever manage:
The respect of the
Kosher Nostra.
You can rest assured that you henceforth enjoy our protection,
our support and a bed free of beheaded bagel crumbs.
La Kosher Nostra.

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Glory and honour be to the Kosher Nostra! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:01, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Your sig

What is the coding you put in your sig that makes it extend like that when you mouse over on it? Also, what's with the Magnemite?--Almost Sir Random Crap

The coding is <span class="sigexpand"><span class="sighidden"></span></span>. The Magnemite is a mystery to me as well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:56, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks so much! And that Magnemite can suck its Rick Astley.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, here's my new sig. Try to find the hidden link.--Almost Sir Random Crap

You mean the link to your article? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:13, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

....Yes. And for that I give you the honor of an invisible, untouchable raptor made of pure gold. And a cute rabbit from that land you keep editing.-Almost Sir Random Crap

And you seem to like stalking me a lot... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:19, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't. I just keep looking at Recent Changes to see what's going on. It helps to see what forums and articles I should be editing, but aren't.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Hmm, okay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:26, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. and by using Godwin's Law I end the discussion:HITLER IS GAY FISH.--Bad Shroom 00:28, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

My childhood was—Wait. That sounded eerily familiar. Didn't we go over my childhood already? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:33, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm insulted

not really Whore something dammit! Please? I want to get the page 'ticking over' on RC ;) Same goes for you Dexter! :P MrN 16:31, Aug 12

Well, I'll look through all my stuff. Expect a load of pages to be added in the near future. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Awesome. Try not to flood the bugger though. I'm asking people only to put up pages which they are actually writing on a regular basis, as in editing right now. I'm just going to put 1 or 2 up at a time for now... MrN 20:05, Aug 12

First off MrN, I don't see why you accused me of looking at this talkpage. Secondly, you want me to whore something??? That's not my style. Thirdly, yesterday at school, I happened upon a guy reading one of my articles on this godforsaken site. Now, I'm at home sick. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:20, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

You just turned up? Shut up and go whore something which you are working on now. OK, go whore something which you are working on now, then shut up. MrN 16:29, Aug 13

postmodern art

thanks for the fix. I have no idea how I managed to do that. I blame my sockpuppet.

On that topic, what's the sockpuppet policy? Pup t 05:23, 13/08/2009

If you get caught abusing your sockpuppet, it gets permabanned. If an admin gets annoyed with something you're doing with your sockpuppet, it gets permabanned. If an admin is in a bad mood and your sockpuppet catches his attention, it gets permabanned. If an an admin is in a good mood, but feels like banning someone just for fun and your sockpuppet catches his attention, it might still get banned. Those are basically the rules of sockpuppetry around this place. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

What about voter fraud via sockpuppet? Pup t 07:48, 13/08/2009

The punishment ranges from a warning ban to a permaban for the sockpuppeteer, the sockpuppet will of course be permabanned. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:50, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I went to Belgium once

But only because my dad took the wrong turn north of Normandy, lol. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:03, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I went to Normandy once. It was on a school trip. It was kinda fun, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

How dare you

Categorize MY images??? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:49, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I dare because I care. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:54, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Well there's your problem. Pretend this site is the homework for a class that you have a 130% in. Then, watch as it goes to shit. Ahhhhh! It feels nice, doesn't it? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:59, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

hey

I asked Modusoperandi if people could vote on already featured pictures. He said "Yes. Yes they are...That's how featured images become formerly featured images (or super-extra featured ones). --Docile hippopotamus 09:39, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently I was wrong about that then. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:47, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

You should probably go back to Rbpolsen's talkpage and undo what you dood. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:15, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Dood! What's dooding your doodles? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:15, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Niz much, my rizzles. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:22, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Hao, chief

Me miss paleface Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 09:46 August 14 '09

And here I am. Let's throw a party! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

we dance by the fire and smoke some weed, then pray to the sacred raven Hukawawa? Yes! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:04 August 14 '09

That's some cool stuff, dude. Smokin' hot! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:07, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

More Undead Thanksplate!

Doug would like to thank you! Again! For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

   Orian57    Talk   18:17 15 August 2009

Hope to see more zombies in the future, if you know what I mean... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm watching you

Got that? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:56, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Who? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

I LERND!

I just figured out how to put links in images. Click on that nuke image in my sig and you'll go to UN:COLLAB--Almost Sir Random Crap

That's nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:07, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. I know. You should join the Collab, it's very nice for articles like mine.--Almost Sir Random Crap

I might, sometime in the near future. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:24, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay. However, back to the matter at hand. This is a question concerning Uncyclopedia: If a user who isn't funny and read HTBFANJS but still makes terrible fucking articles, can you block him/her?--Almost Sir Random Crap

If the articles are extremely crappy and the user refuses to stop creating such crappy articles, yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:49, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks—the remake

Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:59 16 Aug 2009]

Everything's blurry all of a sudden. What kinda drug did you give me? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:29, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Blotto Pic

Hi Socky, I noticed you were uploading a new version of one particular file a lot, any reason for this? As it happens I uploaded a new version myself because there was an error in the text but I couldn't see what change you had made. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:16, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

It said "Sobriety" where it should have said "Blotto". I think you did the same correction as I did. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, thanks for flagging it though, if I hadn't seen a new version being uploaded I wouldn't have looked to see the error myself. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:24, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Is the corrected version appearing on your screen? Because it still looks the same on mine. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:40, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, for some reason it wouldn't let me replace it. I had to upload a new version "16a" and change the link. Strange... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Socks in the Laundry

I know your name is "Captain Obvious" style but, where are your sockpuppets and what are they?--Almost Sir Random Crap

And why exactly should I reveal this highly classified information to you? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:33, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Because the black helicopters are on their way.--Almost Sir Random Crap

I won't be scared by some black helicopters! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Well then...damn, I can't think of anything.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for making my article a feature

It's about fucking time.

—Thanks

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:07, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

So it finally got featured. Congratulations! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:23, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Vacation

Well Socky, for the next 9 days I'm going on vacation. Make sure my world domination article (HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession) isn't totally remodled or deleted. However, you and MrN9000 can edit it. According to the Pee Review, it needs to seem like the narrarator is making the reader sound stupid with insults and that crap. Well, that's it. Eat well, exercise, may TheForce be with you, etc.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Okay. See ya later Shroom. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:23, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost

I'm writing an UnSignpost and I want a quote from you. It's on how you didn't make an edit to Uncyclopedia from 22:10, 17 August 2009 to 08:11, 18 August 2009. --Docile hippopotamus 07:36, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh that. My brain was recalibrating the self-awareness data. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:25, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

hey

I want to nominate Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease for VFH. Do you want to get a pee review before I nom it? --Docile hippopotamus 08:47, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Maybe that Pee Review would be a good idea, because I'm not sure if your edits add up to the feel I was trying to create with the article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:34, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

HowTo maintenance

It seems that you're getting tired of it (it's not criticizing btw, I know how sisyphic really). Would like to transfer it t someone else or get someone to help you? ~ 09:05, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

I've been kinda busy IRL lately. I don't really mind doing it, but any help would be very welcome. The main trouble is trying to find good articles to put on the HowTo and Why? pages. Sometimes it takes just a few minutes, but sometimes I skim through loads of pages to no avail. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:15, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, you could always just put mine on there, regardless of how stupid they are. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:17, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

OK, let's think of someone who can help (unless Dex is volunteering?) ~ 11:23, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm on vacation till Saturday while I do make-up work for school (At first, I thought it was make-out work, but I asked who I was suppose to break in two and the teacher looked at me funny. Not "haha" funny, either. More like, "Haha. David Spade is a last ditch effort to save a show from cancellation, but he never does" kind of funny). Get old what's-his-name. Actually, I think picking one of the UotM nominees to do it would be a good idea. I mean, it does seem like something a UotM/nominee for UotM should do, doesn't it? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:56, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Good God

I thought you, with your Godly contributions, might like to know the God article is up for VFH ---- Binky The WonderSkull 03:58, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Godly contributions? Why, thank you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:09, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ...

Thank you for supporting the Firefly article! <sarcasm style="obvious">Although, if I may, my plan was really to have it fail VFH after 11 days, have it quasi-featured, start a "Feature Firefly" campaign, and eventually rewrite and have featured the article on Serenity (which is kind of in a mess at the moment).</sarcasm> But thanks anyway! Sir MacMania GUN—[02:54 23 Aug 2009]

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildy

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:53, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I have a question

Do you have any idea what the code definition of sigexpand is? if so, please reply. I have an acount on a differnet wiki (bulbapedia) and we don't have the sigexpand defined. Orion96 01:14, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

I wouldn't know, but maybe Spang can help you with that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:48, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

sigexpand and sighidden means that you have things getting longer when you hover. For instance if you hover here you see all this hidden stuff. Pup t 09:56, 25/08/2009

For instance if you <span class="sigexpand">hover here<span class="sighidden"> 
you see all this hidden stuff.</span></span>

Stop categorizing my images!

You uppity little bastard! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:54, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I'll stop. Lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:00, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

My review template

Edit conflict while working on my own template... why? Because somebody else decided to fix it at the same time! (Actually I still can't work out why it suddenly decided to start acting up on me... frustrating to say the least). While I'm on the topic of templates, I know that I'm not supposed to save templates directly in the template space or else they'll be deleted. If I have created a template tha I want to share around (for instance User:POTR/Template:PEEd), what would need to be done? Pup t 22:32, 26/08/2009

Well, you can ask an admin if it's alright if it's mainspaced. I haven't found out what's the issue with that template either. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Yay! Fixed. And it wasn't your template that was to blame... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my motherfucking article.

You are clearly a badass motherfucker.

—Guildy

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:13, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I am clearly a badass motherfucker. Thanks for noticing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

'Lo Socky

Do you know if those are actually going to be deleted? They've been on QVFD for a while without anyone doing so, after all. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:27, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't know, but the Hebrew redirect has magically disappeared, so it should be possible somehow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:29, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

It's probably safe to assume someone or other checked them, found that one lacking and decided the rest could stay for some reason or another in that case. Could be worth asking one of our dear admins to have a look at them if you can find one willing - they need to be prompted into action from time to time, the lazy buggers. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:33, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm kinda wondering how the Hebrew one was removed though. I checked the deletion log and couldn't find it anywhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:36, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, most odd. I can only assume Mossad involvement - they get up to all sorts of things without leaving any trace. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

I'll try to find out about it and see if those de: redirects can be deleted. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:35, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

I dealt with the Hebrew one (surprisingly). Moved it back to the original location since it's not that much of a difference. With the DE ones it's a borked wikimedia feature - we need to talk with Sannse about those. ~ 14:08, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Like I said - Mossad. I had a feeling it would've been you, actually. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:13, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

It looked like the same thing. Hmmm... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:16, 28 August 2009 (UTC)