User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive8

                                                 

Woohoo!

Penises. I love sexy things. Just not boobs. I hate those. And vaginas.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 22:53, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

You hate boobs? You're weird. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:55, 16 April 2010

Inorite. Maybe he's one of them there queeros. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:56, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Did someone say wenis? Did you know it's impossible to lick your own? —Pelozurian (talk) 23:04, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I knew that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 16 April 2010

Well I didn't. You must be one of them "edumacated" types. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:10, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

I know. I tried it. Thrice.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 23:11, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

You poor guy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:15, 16 April 2010

Are you sure that wasn't your penis? —Pelozurian (talk) 23:21, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Er...

IC has no leader, and you're full of awesome and have an extensive history there, so...would you like to lead it? Why's too much of a lazy arse. No, I didn't just say that. In fact, the last word of this message was "it". Honest.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 05:51, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. I probably would accept the position in question, if not for the fact that the largest portion of the next couple of months will be consumed by real-life stuff. I'm sorry to say this, but my presence here will be too sporadic for me to be of any major use. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:52, 18 April 2010

"Why's too much of a lazy arse." There, I said it. (Hope it goes well, Socky). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:14, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Emo Thanks

Thanks for your vote to hoist the Giant Jew Band by pulley and crane up to the front page. They played until dawn! Al des chain 21 4

You made an emo girl happy! Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you. Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:28, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:13, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

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A non-public question

I really want to ask you a question related to Uncyclopedia, but don't want to post it publicly. As you don't have an email address associated with your user account, would you mind emailing me at http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:EmailUser/Why_do_I_need_to_provide_this%3F so I can ask you something privately? Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:34, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

We can talk privately in IRC, if you'd like. Perhaps that's more convenient. Are you familiar with using IRC? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 24 April 2010

I think I've only used it to report problems, and haven't used it in a few months, but if we can do it privately that would be fine. I will be available anytime between about 18:00 Monday to 6:00 Tuesday UTC, so let me know when would work for you. (Also if you could post a time on my talk page that would be great--that way absentminded me won't forget). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:27, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Saw your note--I'm on IRC right now. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:12, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum

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Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Thanks for your support

User:Miley Spears/Vote Bruce Wayne Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:50, Apr 28 2010 UTC

I've seen that image somewhere before, but where... Oh wait, I remember! I potatochopped it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 28 April 2010

I love the image as it completely fits the article. I'm curious, though; what did you do to it? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:07, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

I made this image a bit darker, changed the text so it said "B. Wayne" and put the head from this image onto the body, which I had decapitated a while earlier. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 8 May 2010

Excellent. I didn't know you did so much work on this. If you can come up with a funny caption, maybe this could go on VFP? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:15, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe, but I'm only coming up with meagerly funny captions like Yes, the "hero" you've been worshipping is a freakin' nutcase. You never noticed? Well, how very fucking intelligent of you. You got any good ones? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:25, 8 May 2010

I thought of maybe something from the article, but I don't know if any of that would work out of context. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:32, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I nominated it. We'll see how things turn out, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:18, 11 May 2010

Do you have a facebook?

Add me. I've always been wondering what your name is. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:07, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I don't have a facebook. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 28 April 2010

Make one right now. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:53, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

How? And more importantly, why? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 28 April 2010

Thanks for letting the ghosts romp on the front page, Svenguisvardddhuczik, very appreciate. Hauntingly, Al sans ghost chains 22:49 30 4

Because I want to know your real name. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:04, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

No you don't. My real name sucks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:11, 28 April 2010

Let me guess. "Cousin Cleatus McWilly"? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:16, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Socky's Belgian, so he probably has some dumb French name like...Pierre. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:24, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

He's Flemish, so it would be Jan ter kakerlaken or Joost van der Gek. ~ 22:30, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

By all means, keep on guessing. Here's a hint: you can't pronounce it in English. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 28 April 2010

Jean D'Ark? Charles Du Suqpuppé? Nicolas L'Unregistrée? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:58, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not French, dammit! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:09, 28 April 2010

Adolf Van Der Fart? Haamenørieloon Van Der Mienapasoker? John? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:21, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Nope. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:32, 28 April 2010

Skypeee

Hey! You should get on Skype and hang out with all us cool folks. Yeah. Okay. Well. Okay. So. Yeah. Hang out with us. And stuff. Love,  

I'd love to do that, only... I don't have Skype! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:45, 30 April 2010

http://www.skype.com/downloads Buuutttttttt, if you're all shy and junk about talkin' in front of people, lurkin' is totally cool. Love,  

Did you create a Skype, Socky? Cause you need to. I'm on it quite often. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:03, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

I might, but I haven't had the time so far. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 4 May 2010

Some kind of template reward thingy

PuppyOnTheRadio would like to bless
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
for your efforts in improving our world by
delivering the damned mail.
May you treasure your Puppy blessing always

You're welcome, Puppy ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:05, 1 May 2010

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recent UOTM campaign.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:16, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

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Mecca Vice will skip your home

"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony    06:47, May 3

Thanks!

Striker2117 and Al Gore thank you for your vote! Without you, their theorem could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:10, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Ban Patrol javascript?

Is there any that I can auto-add people with? If so, give. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:08, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

It's at Special:Preferences (see Gadgets). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:12, 13 May 2010

BLOODY HELL! This is new! When'd this get added? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:14, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

A couple months ago, I think. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:15, 13 May 2010

Well damn... I wish someone would have told me about it. And my head hurts. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:22, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Well... I think it all happened during one of those periods during which you were largely absent. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:27, 13 May 2010

Well... They shouldn't be adding things to something that isn't broken. And you trying to say something? Do I have to kick your ass? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:29, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Are you talking about Wikipedia's new skin? What? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:32, 13 May 2010

I guess. I don't even know anymore. My head is just throbbing. Got any muscle relaxers for my back? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:38, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I got something that might help you. You want it? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:44, 13 May 2010

A day in Uncyclopedic history - Christian Bale has been featured!

Matfen thanks you for your vote! His article could not have been featured without you...

Thank you brother, although like Paizuri, you'll notice the next pack of fucking M&M's you eat will only be half full. Mwahahaha... --Matfen 12:25, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOO! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:26, 15 May 2010

Piss warm sand

Thanks for your vote on Warm piss Sandstorm, appreciated. Your love of the warm, the piss, and the sand helped to push the pages to new heights of pissin' in the sandstorm. Next time you have a beer, think of the piss contained within and send me a bill. And really, appreciated. Al des chains 16:11 21 5 MMX

Mobile Uncyc

Is there any chance that you can talk to the almighty queen sophia about making a mobi or m (Mobile) site for uncyc? I mean, wikipedia has one (this was posted by the user formerly known as DarkArcher 25. I'm too lazy to recovery my PW because my computer crashed) 98.110.157.174 19:32, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it's probably possible, but if anyone would want to go through all the trouble of creating it is another issue entirely. Perhaps you can make a forum topic about it to see if there's a lot of other people who'd want a mobile version of Uncyclopedia. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:43, 22 May 2010

It might be easier than you think (http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Google-to-Shrink-Websites-for-Mobile-Viewing) 98.110.157.174 03:06, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Apparently it is, but since everyone can do that already, it defeats the purpose of creating a separate mobile Uncyclopedia website. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:52, 23 May 2010

there is a Uncyc app, but it's 'a bit slow and sluggish'

If that's the case, you should probably be complaining about it to Sannse. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:29, 6 June 2010

"Parting is such sweet sorrow." said the Red Sea.

Striker2117 and Black Moses thank you for your vote! Without you, the Red Sea Parting Method could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 02:35, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Really?

I just thought it was supposed to look pretty. Oh well, to late now, I suppose. It's still pretty funny.User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:50, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Though in your defense, the other entries are not exactly legitimate entries either. Maybe you'll be lucky and the judges will forget about that rule. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:54, 24 May 2010

Hyperbole's is pretty legitimate, I'd say. Raccoons are his! Mine has charm, and I'm going to finish it anyway. I posted a message so they already know. I'll let them figure it out.User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:55, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

What rule are you hoping the judges forget? User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig13 05:39, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

You know, that rule. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:43, 24 May 2010

PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

Post your top 5 entries here for all categories except the Best T-shirt Design. For the Best T-shirt Design category just say which ones should be t-shirts and which ones should not be t-shirts.

Hit me up on my talk page if you have any questions and thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --EMC ^[TALK] 12:57 May 24 2010

Portals and stuff

Due to my dramatic leaving the of the wiki, I transfer control of Portal:Games/Video Games, Portal:Games/Sonic, Portal:Games/Mario, and Portal:Science/Pregnancy to you, to control, modify, or delegate/transfer the "ownership" therefore however you see fit. I also transfer control of my userspaces to you. The SSGP is at User:Mnbvcxz/Art. A listing of pages is here, except for the pages in, it should contain most of my userspace stuff. --Mn-z 05:44, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry to hear you're leaving, Mn-z. I wish you all the best and hope this BUTT POOP!!!! business hasn't upset you too much. I'll try to maintain your pages as well as I can. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:49, 26 May 2010

Voidism feature

The Void is thankful. And 'thankful void' is the best kind. Cheers!--Funnybony    07:01, May 27

Infinite thanks from the void.

Goa Tse Clan needs your help!

When PLS judging is finished, can you help us on the Fnord rewrite? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 01:50, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

I could give it a try, but I'm not really sure how it should be improved. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:55, 29 May 2010

OK, SOAUU, first of all, it's unfinished as you just said. Then I'll put it in final form and call it PLS-nominated article, rather than PLS award-winning. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 12:36, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Goth (game)

Hello!

I'm the translator of Goth (game). My english is not so good. Is there anybody to proofread please? I have several questions in the talk page.

Thanks!

Ftiercel 05:41, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe someone from the Proofreading Service can help you. Happytimes seems to be around a lot, maybe you can ask him on his talkpage if he'd want to proofread your article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:38, 29 May 2010

OK Ftiercel 09:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

The Cake is a lie

Is indeed an undeniable fact. Good category! O_O ~ 15:04, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yup. I think that category needs more images. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:08, 1 June 2010

Quit welcoming people

You're not the only one trying to get another few thousand edits. And you aren't the only one with this in your welcome template. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:45, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:47, 2 June 2010

Narrated articles

Hi Socky; Dexter, I hope you are tuning in. I was surprised to see the most recent UnNews Audio in Dexter's new Category:Spoken articles, and presumably not in Category:UnNewsAudio, the established category to find UnNewses with audio renditions. The latter category is used by a lot of UnNews "tools" (even though most of them don't work right). This was caused by changing {{UnNewsAudio}} to piggyback on {{Listen}} and I have just rolled it back. Separately, I edited {{Listen}} last night to make it enroll pages in Category:Spoken articles--but this isn't working. Spıke ¬ 13:40 4-Jun-10

PS--Thanks for the fix just now. Can you tell me what I did wrong in {{Listen}} such that The Rescuers doesn't appear in Category:Spoken articles? Spıke ¬ 15:09 4-Jun-10

Well, the problem was that {{UnNewsAudio}} used {{Listen}}. When you put the "Spoken articles" category into {{Listen}}, the category was included on {{UnNewsAudio}} and from there it could spread to UnNews articles on which {{UnNewsAudio}} was transcluded. Substituting {{Listen}} and removing the includeonly Category:Spoken articles part solved the problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:15, 4 June 2010

If the category isn't yet showing on articles where {{Listen}} is transcluded, it's just a matter of purging. It may take some time for the category to update though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:21, 4 June 2010

If that doesn't work, try editing the article. I tried it with Pacman and it seems to have worked. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 4 June 2010

Purging didn't work. And The Rescuers is locked against editing (wisely, to thwart TinkyWinkyIsGay et al). Zim had put the template in for me. Spıke ¬ 15:34 4-Jun-10

Well, try waiting a day and if the category still isn't updated, I guess we'll just have to edit all those articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:36, 4 June 2010

Puritan Poetical Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:36, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

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Uncyclopedia is not the worst

The PLS thing is so bullshit. I didn't win, so what should I do? Finish up the Fnord article I was working on? Or send the Goa Tse Clan to murder EMC? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 07:13, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Get over it and grow a pair. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 07:23, Jun 9 2010 UTC

Well, both are nice suggestions. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:33, 9 June 2010

Well, can you get an admin to unlock it so I can edit? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 10:47, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

You should definitely finish it, I really liked the concept you had going.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 02:47 (UTC)

This may seem like a daft question

But do you have a script to auto-add people and IPs to Ban Patrol? From Recent Changes it seems very script-like and methodical, or you may have some sort of robotic precision for these things. (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 9, 16:06

It's available at Special:Preferences:Gadgets#Maintenance gadgets. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 9 June 2010

Ahh thanks!. Back in maaah day, we 'ad to use javascript cobbled together from ol' bits o' coal and scraps 'o metal! Kids these days wi' their fanceh 'preferences' 'an shit. (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 9, 16:20

UnNews:You got laid

What a lot of work trying to make I.P.Anon's contribution passable! However, in my opinion, you didn't. It's ready for QVFD. Spıke ¬ 17:47 12-Jun-10

I thought it was a nice idea. Its conciseness is what makes it so appealing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:52, 12 June 2010

I should have said this. . .

. . .a long time ago. What a great Science Fiction template you created! It covers the field from Asimov to Zelanzy. If templates had a heaven to go to when they died, this template has a spot reserved for it. If I could snuggle up to a template, sci fi would feel my warmth. Nice work! Aleister 2:17 14 6 MMX

Thanks a bunch, Aleister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:19, 14 June 2010

Embedding Question

Hey, Socky. Would you know how to embed a video to an article on this site, that is not a youtube video? I want to embed this http://embed.break.com/NTI4Mjc2 but can't seem to find a way to do so. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 13:19, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Well, if it's not from youtube, I don't think it can be embedded on the site. I've seen videos being uploaded on other wikis, but I'm not sure if that's possible with Uncyclopedia. However, I'd be honestly surprised if you can't find the same video on youtube somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:36, 15 June 2010

I've looked on youtube, seems to be one MTV hammers down on not allowing it to be there ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 13:48, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I guess it can't be helped in that case. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 15 June 2010

No dot needed

You have eyes like a hawk. Aleister 10:10 16 6 MMX

I certainly do. That's why I wear glasses. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:20, 16 June 2010

That would be a good article or UnNews, "Paul McCartney To Provide Predatory Birds With Glasses", as McCartney marries someone who's goal in life is to help predatory birds. Aleister 10:27 16 6 MMX

That's a nice idea. The only problem I see with it is that Paul is dead. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:51, 16 June 2010

It continues

Check out the latest change made to Sania Mirza: A Riposte. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:20, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

And this time the response was added to the page itself. The noobiness knows no bounds. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:48, 16 June 2010

My UnNews article

Thanks! PersonalEditor6003 _{t e} 23:39, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 16 June 2010

Request to POTR

My query to PuppyOnTheRadio is now moot. In fact, worse than moot; the problem I observed was caused solely by my looking in the wrong place. But why did you revert me? Spıke ¬ 00:00 17-Jun-10

I reverted you? Where? When? Um... It probably happened by accident. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:02, 17 June 2010

Oh yes, I see now. It seems to have happened during that whole blanking spree reverting just now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:04, 17 June 2010

OK. Again, let it be; my original request was in error. Spıke ¬ 00:07 17-Jun-10

All right. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 17 June 2010

Do you ever get the feeling people are talking about you behind your back? Oh, and SPIKE, after hours of looking into your problem, trying a myriad of solutions and permutations, I've realised the answer is that you stuffed up. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 01:34, Jun 17 2010 UTC

Yes, I'm constantly haunted by such a feeling. Not sure why though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:34, 17 June 2010

Yeah.

Fail = Fail

Whatever. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:16, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:30, 17 June 2010

Thanks for reverting the vandalism on my userpage earlier, by the way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:57, 17 June 2010

Lulwut? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:04, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:07, 17 June 2010

Award thingy

Actually, 150 edits. And thanks for the ninjastars! ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:39, 17 June 2010

You haven't added this to your award page yet, but you added UU's award already. HOMOPHOBE!!!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 09:50, June 23 2010 UTC

What? Oh, I add stuff to that page when I archive my talkpage. Since UU's award was posted on my userpage, I added it right after I reverted his vandalism. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:07, 29 June 2010

Commence lazily conceived VFH thanking

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:13, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

This

Don't Cry! John Lydon thinks you did something good. Because you voted for Stalker to be highlighted, you will not get beaten tonight.

Also, My filter blocked your link to start a new topic because of pornography, malicious sex, and profanity. That is the greatest thing ever. --—John Lydon 18:41, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

That's hilarious. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:51, 22 June 2010

Danke

Thanks for reading and commenting on my VFH article, HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator. Did you find any of it funny? Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:13, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

It was pretty funny in general. Not necessarily feature-funny though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 21 June 2010

Agreed. Still, I had to vote  For., on bat fuck principle. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:18, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

But seriously

I've got so many ideas. I'm fucking great. I actually talked to Mr. Winkler, I have a wizard did it shirt, and I know TOAST. Well, you know TOAST, too, but still. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:08, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever happened to TOAST anyway? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 22 June 2010

Don't know. I miss the little guy. He may be having writer's block. That doesn't happen to me, though. I'm the best. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:24, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Then why don't you write something? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:27, 22 June 2010

Because I have writer's block. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:28, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

It can happen to the best of us. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:30, 22 June 2010

Isn't it weird, though? TOAST and I have writer's block at the same time? I think it's because he wants to see the 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition but can't self-nom it. I know that I'd like it to be featured. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:33, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

I wonder why no one has nominated it yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:39, 22 June 2010

Because there are 3 million articles on VFH and counting? --UU - natter 12:46, Jun 22

Well, I was about to nom OJ did it. Think I should? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:48, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

/me says nothing --UU - natter 12:50, Jun 22

Nah, that'd be too much competition for 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:51, 22 June 2010

So what you are saying is that I should nominate some more of my unfeatured articles? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Exactly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:03, 22 June 2010

For Mhaille's idea. Also, you want me to go tell everyone on the Facebook page to vote for shit but not nominate anything else for awhile? Cause I could totally do that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:05, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Nah. Discouraging people to nominate will cause problems later on. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:07, 22 June 2010

Yeah, I think we have an over-abundance of nominations and not enough voting going on. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm sure things will fix themselves eventually. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 22 June 2010

Birds

Thanks Socky. Guildy and I put in lots of work and thought on this well-oiled bird page, and it seems like it fell together with some of the wizard's magic, esp. finding that YouTube vid which I've watched about two dozen times now. Very appreciated. Aleister 13:21 22 6 mmx

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:24, 22 June 2010

Not a Refugee from The Other Place

The Welcoming committee was good enough to point me in your direction.

I'm collecting pictures while wondering around Edinburgh. Alas, I suffer from a British sense of humour, and am |too lazy to look for project guidelines. Usually cause trouble on another wiki. — Rt Hon. LRC (non-MSP) / Humbug! 14:48, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

I collected pictures once, until the parents and teachers chased me off. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Wasn't that when you were burned alive? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:00, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hey

Do you have an idea of how I could get two different pages to show on this? Like, I wanna have it where you can click and the choice would appear. I was thinking of something like Puppy did with his PLS entry, but I wanted to know if you had a better idea. I just really don't wanna use subpages. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:38, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

There's a couple ways you can do this. You could use [show] buttons like Puppy did, or you can use section links, put the sections on your page and hide them from plain view, or you can use sighidden tags to make stuff appear when someone scrolls over the text. Well, that or subpages. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:20, 22 June 2010

Tantrad

Plagiarism

In addition to your catch, I read in the forum that a recent article about a game of Twister, in which, inexplicably, no sexual contact occurred, was lifted from The Onion. In addition, I praised an Anon today for his novel take on the oil spill--that Americans are delighted to go prospecting for free crude. I don't know it isn't original, but it's a predictable twist on the news. When we huff a plagiarized article, unfortunately, we delete the record of which Anons are stealing stuff and gifting it to us. We ought to keep a record. Spıke ¬ 23:00 23-Jun-10

Oh yes, the Twister article wasn't actually plagiarised. Some people thought it was because the titles were somewhat similar, but they didn't bother actually checking the content. If you'd like to keep a record of these things, you're free to do so, of course. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 24 June 2010

In addition to your catch, I read in the forum that a recent article about a game of Twister, in which, inexplicably, no sexual contact occurred, was lifted from The Onion. In addition, I praised an Anon today for his novel take on the oil spill--that Americans are delighted to go prospecting for free crude. I don't know it isn't original, but it's a predictable twist on the news. When we huff a plagiarized article, unfortunately, we delete the record of which Anons are stealing stuff and gifting it to us. We ought to keep a record.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 02:03 (UTC)

Deja-vu. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:05, 24 June 2010

Thanks for the mammaries

Thanks for spamming my talk page with UnSignpost... it rocks! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:43, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

You're very welcome. I'd do it again anytime. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:52, 24 June 2010

Vraagje

Word je betaald door Wikia door hier te modereren? Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 15:04, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Wikia mij betalen? Haha! Nee. En eigenlijk ben ik zelfs gene moderator... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:09, 24 June 2010

Ah oké :-) Wilt ge wel efkes kijken op dit forum, het is voor ons (van de .org wiki's) vrij belangrijk, aangezien we nooit meer van Wikia willen horen en zien wat het Uncyclopedia-concept aangaat. Wikia wil onze projecten commercialiseren en ik en een aantal anderen zijn dat spuugzat. Het is een petitie en ik had graag gehad dat zoveel mogelijk gebruikers het zouden willen ondertekenen (het heeft geen enkel gevolg voor Uncyclopedia, maar het is voor de andere talen die niet van Wikia zijn erg belangrijk). Ik ben hoofdverantwoordelijke voor Uncyclomedia.org op dit moment, maar hier beteken ik niet veel. Misschien weet gij andere mensen te overhalen om aan de petitie mee te doen? Merciekes | Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 17:11, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Socky, what the hell is he saying? I couldn't understand a word! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 05:22, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

That's because he's speaking Dutch. It's a language that's rather often used in the Netherlands, Flanders and a couple other regions too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:39, 25 June 2010

Socky, we need you!

Please help us on this article: User:Joe9320/Die Hard V meets Ghostbusters III meets Men in Black III meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II meets Charlies Angels III in: Signs of the Sixth Sense on Independence Day. Kthxbai. Shoenotes: |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 05:29, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, that's a long title. Well, it certainly has potential for funniness. But right now, I got no idea on how to flesh it out. But if I get such an idea, I'll add it to the article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:36, 25 June 2010

What the fuck did you change on UN:CW?

I see no change. Did you get rid of an extra space or something? Also, lulz. You're ugly. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:38, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

No, I'm not. And to answer your question, I removed a completely unnecessary comma. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:43, 25 June 2010

By the way

Really appreciate what you have done on the UnSignpost delivery page, as someone who has had to manually hit all those talk pages I can see how that will save time. Kudos to you sir, you may marry my sister any day. --ChiefjusticePS3 17:02, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, thanks. Is your sister hot? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:11, 25 June 2010

I'm sure his sister is Whoremonal. Get it? Cause it's a chick, but Whoremonal isn't? LULZ!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:15, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Useless message

"Socky" is Czech for "trailer trash". Just thought you should know.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 06:36, June 25 2010 UTC

Ah, I've been to the Czech Republic once. It's a nice place. It has a lot of hookers too. Also, you'd probably like to know that "Help me" is Dutch for "Help me". It really is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:40, 25 June 2010

"HEL" is Swedish for "Whole" and "HELPME" is Vietnamese for "HELPME".--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 06:43, June 25 2010 UTC

"HEL" is a French comic book and "PME" is a French acronym for petites et moyennes entreprises (small and medium enterprises). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:51, 25 June 2010

I thought "HELL" was English for "Belgium".--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:18, June 25 2010 UTC

Oh no, Belgium is much worse. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:26, 25 June 2010

Unsign Post

I really enjoy these. But it's too bad that these people getting banned don't have usernames, because they're all just numbers.. which makes it too impersonal to be as funny as it really is. It's like McBeth without character names. I did my bit toward getting people to become registered users with usernames, with the question, How to be an Uncyclopedia Beach LOCAL answered HERE? Simple, REGISTER, you fucking number, you! Hehe! Wishful thinking. Perhaps the Admins should make the system that ONLY registered users can edit. Users MUST register, and give up their invisable "numbership". Cheers!--Funnybony    20:22, Jun 28

People have played with the idea before, though reality (the Dutch Uncyclopedia for example) proves that this seriously discourages people to edit. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:47, 29 June 2010

Or it could be the horrendous load times for it. Or it could be the "modern" design it has on the front page that literally made me sick. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:26, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

It made you sick? That's hilarious! Here's a similar design that will take a lot less time to load. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 29 June 2010

"Hey guuuuuiz. Let's look Web 2.0-y for some fucking reason." Might as well have buttons that let you send it immediately to all your friends on FB and MySpace. And have it automatically Tweet that you read it. And if it's funny, it'll automatically be posted on Reddit. FUCKING THING SUCKS! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:47, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Isn't that the monaco skin you're talking about? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:57, 29 June 2010

Woody Allen

What don't you think works? I think it's better than the current version--actually it incorporates the filmography which is pretty good. already. It seems editors are quick to shoot down rewrites, even on articles which ask for total ones. Jokerwitz 07:25, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well, to be honest with you, I didn't find it notably funnier. But I'll tell a couple things wrong with it, so you know what needs to be improved.

1. The nicknames aren't that funny. At most use 1 nickname and put it between his first name and his last name, i.e. Woody "Blah" Allen.
2. "Early life" starts as an angry rant. Saying he was a "pretentious snot" will not make the article any funnier.
3. The huge filmography section is way too big. Trim it down to one third of its current size at the very least.
   

   An image
4. You need to add images.
5. You need to add hyperlinks.

Also, check with an admin before inserting your rewrite. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:48, 30 June 2010

Those are useful comments. I added images. I'm working on the other suggestions. If you mind it being up in mainspace until then, you or I can revert it.

I not sure why you think the old version was funny. It seems almost completely fabricated and only occassionally referencing actual events or themes from his life.Jokerwitz 07:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

I never said I particularly liked the old version, but if you're going to insert a total rewrite, it should at least be a decent article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:01, 30 June 2010

Covered all of the suggestions. It's clearer, tighter, generally better but maybe not complete.Jokerwitz 08:41, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Very well, I'll leave it in mainspace. Maybe you can request a pee review for some additional feedback. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:45, 30 June 2010

FU Socky... Thanks! I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier! My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!! --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 03:50, July 01 2010 UTC Always a pleasure, HELPME. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:18, 1 July 2010

Thanks all over the place! Al and Guildy thank you for your vote, this page loves you too. And only the fourth UnPoetia ever featured--thanks again!

A chance to serve the FORCE

Friend! Hope you're doing well. I have an article, THIS which I think is one of best I was ever involved with. I didn't get a PEE because Aliester helped rewrite it and deserves half credit, so I don't want to change it. Right at his time it, THIS, is FA on HowTo which is a plus too. If you have time to read it, and like it, could you Nom it for VFH? Al thinks he has too many noms right now. Only if you think it might succeed. I hope I'm not imposing or being too presumptuous. But, you cool! Either way. Cheers!--Funnybony    08:51, Jul 1

I'll take a look. May the Force be with me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:56, 1 July 2010

It is now nommed. It was kinda weird how you implied the prequels not happening being a bad thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:10, 1 July 2010

Wow! You are faster than Beep Beep the Roadrunner! Yeah, it would've been a bad thing for Lucas. I guess that's why he put womp rats in the script in the first place - to save the franchise - which for many people is a freakin' religion. And WOW! 44,000+ edits! Jeez, you're like the monk who chanted 44,000 mantras: A GURU! Much thanks, and you can always count on my help. BTW: Do you think it could be useful to mention in the Nom that this nom is FA on HowTo right now? Cheers!--Funnybony    09:19, Jul 1

I don't think it would make much of a difference, but if you feel like it, go for it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:21, 1 July 2010

Nah! I'll pass on mentioning that too. And, as always, thanks for the advice and support. You can count on me, too! Cheers! Heidi fleiss--Funnybony    11:48, Jul 1

Nah, I don't get half-credit for this. Funnybony, stop smokin' what your smokin', and pass it over to me already. All I did was do some edits for brevity and time-tense, a few tweeks. I added no pics, no storyline, no redefinition of a section, etc. This is all Funnybony's, sink or swim. But he did make me appreciate Womp Rats! Aleister 14:51 1 7 MMX

With sincere thanks

Foolitzer thanks with a debt of gratitude!

--Funnybony    14:33, Jul 1

I will never forget!

Because that would've eliminated UU in a very non-gentleman-like fashion. Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 1 July 2010

.....

I AM WELCOMING YOU. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Kingkitty (talk • contribs)

LOL. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:55, 2 July 2010

You are welcome Socky

In my response to the post about me voting for you, the Goa Tse Clan is proud to have one of our members as Uncyclopedian of the Year. And since you won an award, I'm giving you a lifetime supply of Goa Tse Clan's finest beverage: Kool-Aid. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 10:54, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I guess I'll be drinking the Kool-Aid for the rest of my life then. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:40, 3 July 2010

Fuck you again

For reverting my comment on accident.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 12:06, July 06 2010 UTC

Let me get this straight. You come to my talkpage which was recently vandalised and instead of reverting the vandalism, you add an annoying message. Then, when I revert the vandalism, you accuse me of removing your message by accident, when it was actually 92.10.111.163 who removed your message. And I'm happy he did, because that way it was easier to undo 92.10.111.163's vandalism. Then, without even granting me a bit of time to readd your annoying comment, you add this annoying comment. Well, HELPME, fuck you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:41, 6 July 2010

Whoa, whoa! I added the comment before the vandalism. It was a friendly joke. I am still joking. I tried to revert the vandalism afterwards, but you did that first. Sorry I made a joke. It's clear you can't take them.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 12:56, July 06 2010 UTC

Dude, I was just fucking with you. Do you seriously think I can be serious for more than a couple minutes? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:58, 6 July 2010

In all seriousness, that was an accident. I saved the edit within seconds of the vandal's.

Sigh. I woke up too early today. Waking up early makes me cranky.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 01:03, July 06 2010 UTC

It can happen to the best of us. Seriously though, I was just playing along with your comment. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 6 July 2010

Latvia

My dear Sockpuppet, I do understand your concerns, but I didn't blank that page, I left enough text for it to appear normal and be somewhat funy. I did try to rewrite it once (with diffrent IP) to improve its quality, but it has gone south again and I think it won'tget any better as long as it contains loads of stupid text, that's why I removed it. I don't have enough time to produce equaly long, fresh and funy text, so you would not consider it vandalism. Since most of policies are ignorable here, why can't you guys just leave it ? Or even better rewrite it yourselves - fresh perspective on the topic may do some good 81.198.50.44 01:11, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

That's all very nice, but since when does a single sentence constitute "enough text for it to appear normal and be somewhat funy[sic]"? Well, there were lots of templates in your version too, but honestly, they hardly contribute anything funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:25, 7 July 2010

Good point, but I doubt loads of swearing in Latvian and references to events hardly known to anyone constitue anything funny. And upon viewing the article in its current state one may get a temporary brain damage, killing their sense of humor for a week. As such it would be better to leave a little text so next person who comes along starts to improve things before they feel urge to read the artilce to see if it is any good and also gets brain damage. At any rate since I am also braindead now I will do my best to add a joke and leave a reference to a website known to everyone to explain lack of information. Hope that will be fine 81.198.50.44 02:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Herodotus

Hi Socky. Glad you have decided to rescue the 'Father of History' and someone who often couldn't tell fact from ficiton either (which makes him the first historical faker too). BTW - I remember in the film 'The English Patient' the character played by Ralph Fiennes always carried a copy of the book round with him. So not only was it good as a historical guide but handy for chatting up the ladies too (Kristen Scott Thomas and Juliette Binoche). If I have any ideas - I will chuck them your way if you like. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:23, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, thanks Romartus. I already got a pretty good idea for the article: writing it in the style of The Histories, like an inquiry. I was also thinking about incorporating something about the giant ants that were actually marmots. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:20, 7 July 2010

Oh go on

How about if I say please? --UU - natter 09:07, Jul 9

Oh well, whatever. Nevermind. --UU - natter 11:08, Jul 9

Yet Another Worthless Award

AMAZING FREE GIFT!

As YOU voted for BIBLE! to be featured on the front page,
this FRAMED, VERY RARE and HIGH COLLECTIBLE
JESUS AND LINDSAY LOHAN
issue of the magazine is YOURS TO KEEP!
Generations to come will thank you for this wonderful keepsake.

---

Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:23, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Get on Skype

It'll be awesome. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:41, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

hey

You said something and edited my sig but honestly i have no idea what you meant, can you reply on my talk if possible thanks a million! Happymonkey39

How to start a religion

Thanks for catching that, I completely missed it! —Pelozurian (talk) 22:44, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. By the way, thanks for letting me feature an article. It felt great. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 11 July 2010

I heard you can do that a lot more when you're an admin. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:52, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, of course. But it feels more special when you're not an admin. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:57, 11 July 2010

Too bad you're Thiiiiiis close to becoming an admin, eh Socky? It won't be as special once you've had your non-admin virginity taken away. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:00, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

It can't be helped, I'm afraid. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 11 July 2010

Post apoc template

Thanks for teasing out the template, why didn't I think of that. And thanks for your vote on Rolex, apparantly (if people read the whole thing) you either like it or you kill it. I honestly don't know what the drama is about, it was a fun page to write and to read again. And I'm glad you're not an admin, it takes something out of you that you can't replace. Aleister 1:27 14 7

No problem. Don't worry about TKF's against. He tends to word his opinions quite strongly. I'm not sure how or if being an admin might influence me, then again, I'm not sure if I've got a soul either. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 14 July 2010

All admins souls are pwned by Cthulhu-Jesus. YAOTWC-J Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:26, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Feeling apologetic today...

I hope you're not terribly upset with me for hijacking your Palin story. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:26, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ahem. *cough cough cough* pillow talk 21:53, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, zim, thanks for not hijacking my Palin story. *wink* *wink* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 14 July 2010

Oops! I blame it on inferior weed. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:11, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'll teach you to do stuff that makes other stuff happen!

My plans for world domination are nearly complete now that HowTo:Survive the Titanic was featured!Thank you for your part in bringing about the end of the world.

You, personally, averted the Apocalypse

Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.

Much thanks--Funnybony    15:36, Jul 15

How odd. The previous thankyou template said I brought about the end of the world. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:17, 15 July 2010

Did you watchlist the Press Room?

Just wondering if you're up for a little delivery? It's all there and raring to go, and I really don't have the time to do it. I should ask Skull nicely for the keys to Fnoodle. --UU - natter 20:33, Jul 15

I did watchlist it, but I just got home and I'm going to bed right away. If it's still not delivered tomorrow morning (European time), I'll do my best to get it delivered. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:53, 15 July 2010

I really must get myself a bot sorted out purely for this purpose. When I can be arsed. HUUUUGE thanks, Sock! --UU - natter 10:14, Jul 16

You're welcome, UU. I delivered everything in less than an hour, that's probably a record or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:34, 16 July 2010

Re one of your Top 10 of 2009 votes from January 2010

Dear Mr/Ms Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive8, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. Last summer, following the listing of an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, as a featured article, I and my assistant began to prepare a copyright infringement suit against you, and were about to file it in December 2009 when both of us were attacked violently by the user MacMania, who was imprisoned for his central role in this infringement, but had apparently escaped custody to exact revenge against us. Needless to say, MacMania was once again taken into custody, but we lapsed into a comatose state. However, now that we have woken up, we have found out, much to our chagrin and dismay, that you have further encouraged such infringing actions by selecting 2001: A Space Odyssey as the number 2 article of 2009, and that England once again failed to make the World Cup final. We must, of course, take further action, and would like to notify you that unless Uncyclopedia's administrators take action, we will press the following charges: 1. continued support, encouragement, and flaunting of copyright infringement; 2. indirectly causing severe physical harm to me and my assistant; 3. potentially providing shelter to Paul the Octopus, whose psychic powers clearly drastically demoralized the English national football team against the German team, which is an unspeakably criminal act. We will drop these charges only if you agree to furnish us with a Paul the Octopus voodoo doll* for our perusal. Please let us know if this is possible. Your obedient servant (strictly in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Must be complete with voodoo boiling water, voodoo olive oil, voodoo knife and voodoo fork.

Better late than never, or at least that's the thought. (Sorry about the length of this, by the way.) Horribly belated thanks for voting 2001: A Space Odyssey into #2 of 2009! Sir MacMania GUN—[01:49 16 Jul 2010]

The template that I'll never change

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:42, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

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Thanks

Hi, and thanks for your YES, FOREVER, O MY GOD THAT'S SO GOOD!! vote on Rolex. Now that the time of our lives has spent its own time on the front page, the Rolex company can only sell it's assets and padlock the doors. Thanks again, Aleister 2:35 21 7

Haha! Second place! That means you're a loser!

This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week .

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

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Also, you know I loved the wizard rewrite already. Sadly, I still have to individually tell everyone I'm a convicted sex offender. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:18, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

OK, You beat me

You deserved the CW award. I did my best, that's all. Now, I'm off to become an hero. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 06:13, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

You're back!

One whole week without a Socky revert. I think I was going to have a heart attack! Saberwolf116 14:05, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm gone for a week and there's only five new headers on my talkpage? Suddenly, Raccoons. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 24 July 2010

Also, hi Saberwolf! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 24 July 2010

Hey! Say, we're discussing possible new admins on the VFS talkpage. Better join in so you can launch your campaign, eh? ;) Saberwolf116 14:15, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Consider it launched. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:19, 24 July 2010

Behind the Template

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:04, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

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You're on notice!

Understand me? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:23, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea to improve the site? What the fuck are you talking about? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:02, 25 July 2010

Listen Mr. "I want to be an admin!"-poo, I know the games you're playing. How about you get your facts straight before you send me a fax?! You're not an innocent schoolgirl anymore. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:09, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Go eat admin-poo, you shit fucker! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:19, 25 July 2010

What happened to me? Why I'm not on list? Is it because I'm becoming the next Cajek? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 04:19, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Just so you know...

You can move two articles within a short period of time before it brings up the "action throttled" message. Saberwolf116 01:07, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:08, 26 July 2010

OK. I just brought it up because I saw a 5-6 minute gap between your moves. Saberwolf116 01:11, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm editing an article in the mean time. So I don't get too bored, you see. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:13, 26 July 2010

Bettie Page

Well, this should get your scrawny ass into the Hall of Shame, 'bout time. Very nice work, and when it's featured I hope it gets the entire main page. The DAP template was just a thought, I agree with you on further consideration. Put the page on the template though. Congrats on a former work well-done. Aleister 15:00 29 7

I hope it gets featured too. Don't I need three features to get into HoS though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:33, 29 July 2010

All those colonizations count as 1/2 feature apiece. So this should do it. That Bettie Page youtube getting dressed thing, I guess it was sexy at one point. Society has moved a long way down the road since then. Now it's only Bettie Page getting dressed. I read that she always was photographed pointing her toes up like that, to make her leg look longer. Aleister 15:38 29 7

Oh, the colonizations. I don't think I'm gonna list those in my HoS entry. I mean, sure, I contributed to them, but hardly enough to earn 1/2 credit in most cases. It'd feel too much like cheating the system. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 29 July 2010

Ah, okay. I was just counting the templates. I got one of those from Why? for just a few words in a caption on Creationsim, which I don't count either. But it's good you had them up or I probably wouldn't have nommed Bettie, I searched thru your things to find it. I like to push people into the Hall, one of my things I guess. And on Lynx, The page looks good, but I'm not that much of a gamer to know. On my computer the bottom pics weren't coming thru, at least in the time I was reading it. Aleister 16:04 29 7

Speaking of cheating the system, hey Socky (Or, Aleister perhaps) could you do me a favor and read this for me. I don't want a review, and I don't think it's featurable, I just want some feedback on if it's half-decent or not. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:58, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

It's pretty half-decent, maybe even decent. Actually, I think it's probably one of the most featurable game character articles we have around here, whatever that's supposed to mean. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:12, 29 July 2010

I'll take it as a compliment, but I've seen the other game-related articles around here, so I won't let it go to my head. And sorry about the convolutedness, but that was the best way to get across how retarded most of that game was. Thanks, btw. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:15, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

In all seriousness, it's a pretty good article. The only change I'd make would be removing a couple capitals and changing the title to "Lynx (character)" or "Lynx (Chrono Cross)", which is basically just a minor change based on personal preferences. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:21, 29 July 2010

"Removing a couple capitals..." I'm not quite sure what you mean by that. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:54, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Capital letters, in your section titles and image captions, ya know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 29 July 2010

Oh, THOSE capitals. Yeah, I'm an idiot. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:13, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Did you think I wanted to eliminate London, Paris, Washington DC etc? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:19, 29 July 2010

Only a little bit. Yeah, like I said, I was a bit stupid. BTW, have you ever played that game? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:26, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

A game as complicated as that? Not my kind of thing, really. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:31, 29 July 2010

Good, I was hoping to get some sort of feedback from someone who had never played it. Just one more question, could you follow the page fairly well? I know it's convoluted, but I don't know if a person who's never played this game can follow it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:40, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Eventhough the utter convolutedness of it all hit me in the face a couple times, it wasn't too hard to follow it. Though that's no guarantee an average person would follow it that well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:46, 29 July 2010

These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

Funny: Uncyclopedia Kitten Huffing. Just ... Kitten Huffing. '... so please, do not huff too hard.' Everything Savethemooses has done, really. ... with SAVINGS!!! Wait, what?

(1473 entries were redacted for space reasons—ed.)

'He should write a song about what he had done!' Just how he describes the aftermath ... genius. Their page on TV Tropes, anyone? You're kidding, right? Your Mileage May Vary, I guess. I thought for sure that was a Wall Banger.

TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[21:05 29 Jul 2010]

And maybe for the nom too. Also, a pleasure. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:21, 29 July 2010

Thanks!

User:Mrthejazz/templatedrunkennarrator

Somewhere in the Enrichment Centre...

You voted for this?

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does tha—
Er, GLaDOS?
What is it?
You do realise that you're regurgitating quotes from the original game.
Is there something wrong with that?
As a matter of fact, yes, GLaDOS, there is. Quite a few of us are waiting for the new, creative, inventive quotes that are to come in Portal 2, and actually are sick and tired of people who regurgitate quotes and memes from a two-and-a-half-year-old game.
You're right. I can't become just a soundboard of tired old quotes.
Exactly.

Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
*sigh*

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Thanks for voting for Portal! Sir MacMania GUN—[13:39 1 Aug 2010]

Contest Today

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by Ape's contest of a month or so ago, and Ape will probably be watching from somewhere up in a branch). Aleister

Don't you mean Skull's contest? Well, Ape might have been involved as well. Also, Yay! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:16, 2 August 2010

I've been fixing the message since HELPME pointed out it was Skull's, but Happymonkey plastered a few around using my message. I have one of those portals in my brain that connects Skull and Ape (seriously) and I get them confused sometimes. Happytimes and Cheddar are connected in that portal too. Thanks for helping save a puddle of shit, certainly one of your proudest days on uncy. Aleister 21:39 2 8

Certainly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:42, 2 August 2010

Post your topic

 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 02:21 (UTC)

I got yer title right here pal

Brown Moses

Do good with it, -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:08, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hi

And congratulations on the Uncyclopedian of the Year thing! - [00:03 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

I would also like us to both put the unfortunate incident we have both just been involved in behind us. I think it would be best if we work past it and try to just forget all about it. Bury it. No one need know. - [00:07 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

I've completely forgot about it already. So, what exactly were we talking about again? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 4 August 2010

Uncyclopedian of the Year. congratulations. Also: how are you etc. And I seem to have missed some fairly major drama over VFS and such like? Uncyc really does do drama like few others. I love the distinct blend of quips and humour in the middle of a massive flamewar and the long, well-worded, almost intellectual that Uncyc members manage. And who would have thought that we'd even be faintly literate? Oh dear, on second thoughts, this sounds a little too serious and/or critical. Consider it as neither. - [00:14 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Ah yes, thanks. Things have been working out pretty well for me. And indeed, it seems drama has prospered like never before in your absence. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:21, 4 August 2010

Hmm. From what i can see everyone wants you to be a sysop? Well, just for the record, I think you should be a sysop, too. But only so that I can use in my own secret power grabbing conspiracy. I plan to take over uncyclopedia in a violent revolution. Remind me, is there an admin rank higher (in terms of privileges) than sysop? Bureaucrat, right? - [00:27 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Yeah, bureaucrat. It allows you to deop a random number of sysops at any given time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:30, 4 August 2010

Mmm, indeed. I need one of those involved in my revolution. That way I can get them to remove all the other admins, leaving them the supreme king of uncyclopedia. Then they make me a bureaucrat, too and i begin my rule of tyranny. - [00:32 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Nice plan, but what if the bureaucrat revolts and permabans you? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 4 August 2010

I'm fucked. But the plan would be to capture a loved one of the bureaucrat, and threaten them with that. And if that fails I can just threaten to torture some kittens, or something. I've always wondered, though, it is theoretically possible for a bureaucrat to go psycho and take over a wiki. Isn't it? - [00:37 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Yes, definitely. In fact, it's a miracle it hasn't happened yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:41, 4 August 2010

Wow...think of what you could do if you could bribe/threaten a wikipedia bureaucrat. You could own the world! I have to go export this idea to some unstable wiki in the middle internet. - [00:43 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

And socky, you would know this. Is there a page that shows all the pages in a certain user's userspace? - [00:47 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Special:PrefixIndex where you can type in User:[USER NAME HERE]/? Sir MacMania GUN—[00:49 4 Aug 2010]

Like this? Sir MacMania GUN—[00:50 4 Aug 2010]

Yes, exactly. Thank you, person with obvious personality issues. Sir MacMania GUN—[00:50 4 Aug 2010]

I was just gonna say that! Also, FU Edit conflict, like three times or something! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:52, 4 August 2010

Thanks...I have far too much crap. And, WTF?! - [00:59 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Well, it does sound alike. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:03, 4 August 2010

I'm gonna stary de-indenting. But, how does it sound like? This is an outrageous scandal! - [01:05 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Something like "Ye Stime Toe Dit". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:10, 4 August 2010

Oh I see. That is, indeed, a fairly compelling argument. - [01:39 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Aargh! Help!

So I'm trying to restore a bunch of carriage returns for this userpage, but I can't do it! Nothing happens! You wouldn't happen to have the power to make this right? Sir MacMania GUN—[01:11 4 Aug 2010]

Today I have formed the belief that socky has the power to do anything. - [01:12 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

(Add this " " to each "carriage return" line, (edit the page to see it). This really doesn't solve the problem, but it will make it do what you want it to.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Aug 2010 ~ 01:15 (UTC)

I used an old Internet Explorer version without logging in and it worked! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:17, 4 August 2010

Huh, and here I am with Chrome on OS X.6 and it never would! You really do have the power to do anything! Thanks— Sir MacMania GUN—[01:18 4 Aug 2010]

Socky is practically a god. - [01:22 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Practically? Nay, more like canonically. Sir MacMania GUN—[01:25 4 Aug 2010]

Indeed. That is a more appropriate choice of word. - [01:28 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

Believe on me and thou shalt be saved. Don't and eternal damnation in a pile of smelly socks awaits you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:33, 4 August 2010

You are a legend...

Cool. Thanks, Sonje. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:49, 6 August 2010

Dicks lol?

Mocking the mafia, eh? All I have to say to that is:

Be afraid! —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:57 7 August 2010]

I was mostly mocking Colin, actually. And I might join the mafia, but right now I got different things to worry about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:01, 7 August 2010

Mocking Colin, eh? All I have to say to that is: Fair enough, carry on. Be afraid! —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:03 7 August 2010]

So while we're still thinking about what a whore I am, you couldn't sign your lovely new sig here could you? I'm getting so close to 100...—DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:15 7 August 2010]

I could, but my name's already on that list. Oh well, I signed it anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:21, 7 August 2010

But it's a new sig. Thanks, I shall treasure it dearly! —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:24 7 August 2010]

yo dawg, I herd u leik pie...

So we put a pie in your talk page so you can eat pie while you talk.

yours truly,

-- Sf13 18:10 EST 7 Aug, 2010

You heard correctly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 7 August 2010

Congrats

On you know what. —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:26 9 August 2010]

Thank you, good sir! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:40, 9 August 2010

Indeed. And the admins have wangled you a special feature thing, I believe! —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:43 9 August 2010]

I'm getting a reskin! Epic! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 9 August 2010

Mordillo was considering getting a reskin too. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeh, he's looking a bit old to be honest... —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [15:00 9 August 2010]

Please don't revert GapeOnThursdays

We're testing an antivandalism bot in IRC and needed a sock account for the testing. It has to be able to roll back the changes. --Andorin Kato 21:10, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Not sure why you'd need a sock to do that, but whatever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 9 August 2010

We're trying to test a bot.

Hey, its Ape here. We're testing a bot. DOn't do anything. GapeOnThursdays 21:11, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Nice goatse there, Ape. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:16, 9 August 2010

Thanks, I thought it was quite classy. GapeOnThursdays 21:17, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

I am eternally grateful! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:26, 10 August 2010

Um, socky.... —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:29 10 August 2010]

What? Am I not allowed to thank myself? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:42, 10 August 2010

No that makes total sense, carry on! —DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:29 10 August 2010]