That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
So there I was
and this fucking iceberg
looms out of the water, moonlight shining off it all over the place, and instead of going for the ship's bow and the fancy swells it slips along the water and makes an icebergline straight towards me.
so I pulled out my elbows
and elbowed my way onto the first lifeboat going over the side, even though I'm a guy and people started yelling that I was a fucking pussy, WTF?
No, seriously. An iceberg nearly drowned me.