That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic

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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. It was even Mount Terror.jpgbigger undressed. Like, WTF?

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

So there I was[edit]

sailing along nicely on the biggest and safest ship ever built, just charming the piss out of the chambermaids and drinking all the swells champagne and shit. Like, aristocratic hoity-toity shit.

and this fucking iceberg[edit]

looms out of the water, moonlight shining off it all over the place, and instead of going for the ship's bow and the fancy swells it slips along the water and makes an icebergline straight towards me.

so I pulled out my elbows[edit]

and elbowed my way onto the first lifeboat going over the side, even though I'm a guy and people started yelling that I was a fucking pussy, WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. An iceberg nearly drowned me.


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See also[edit]

That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic