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Uterus hotwiring is an experimental new technique developed by top reproductive surgeons to allow women who cannot conceive a chance at giving birth. This revolutionary new procedure is not only very expensive, but also not covered by most insurance policies, therefore putting the procedure out of reach of most people. However, this Crackpot Surgeon's Association (CSA)-approved guide will show you how to hotwire a uterus step-by-step using common household appliances and tools.

Before any surgery, most doctors and surgeons will try to work out how they're going to do the surgery, what instruments they will need, whether or not the patient needs extra care, and what type of coffee they will drink before entering the operating room (and sometimes during the operation). (more...)

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Pervert cat...

is just plan creepy. And not in a funny way.

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Did you know that:

• ...Uterus or GTFO! is an official Uncyclopedia policy?
• ...To fight abortion, the church invented the doctrine of baptismal regeneration, sending all unbaptized babies to hell?
• ...Mama Luigi is the mother of Yoshi, Link, Miranda Cosgrove, and the Green Lantern?

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Featured & Quasi-Featured Pregnancy Articles

Antbortion - Jamie Lynn Spears - HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus - Born again - Ovum - Planned Parenthood

• UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook
• UnBooks:Where do babies come from?
• Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
• HowTo:Deliver a Baby A Concise...

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Abortion - Baby farming - Birth - HowTo:Cook A Fetus - Mama Luigi - Newt - Newtis Newtfield - Preggobear - Vore - Why?:Abortion is FUN - Miranda Cosgrove - Gay Luigi

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Juno - Mpreg - Miscarriage - Pregnancy Fetishism - Uterus

• UnBooks: An Extreme Pedophile's Guide To Having Sex With An Unborn Child
• Storks & Gooseberry bushes, the symbiosis

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Pregnancy Sub-Categories

Abortion - Birth - Fetuses - Mpreg - Notable Preggos - Preggosexuals - Pregnancy Erotica - Pregnancy-related UnNews - Womb Newts

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External Links

Pregnancy wiki on Wikia Mikipedia

Wikipregnancy.com Pregnancy week by week