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Preggobear born Milton Hebert Bear is anthropomorphic teddy bear (Ursus theodorus), and a close relative of the more famous pedobear. Unlike pedobear who is a pedophile, Preggobear is a pregnophile, ie he is sexually attracted to pregnancy. He is often confused with his cousin, pregobear, who is attracted to jars of a certain brand of spaghetti sauce, and pregnant-bear, who is a bear that happens to be pregnant.

Milton Hebert Bear was born into a typical family of bears. His early childhood was uneventful, but in his adolescence, he noticed that we was different from other bears somehow. He was not carnally attracted to most girls like other male bears his age. However, he find pregnant bears (and humans) strangely attractive. Milton attempted to conceal his unnatural and perverse desires though out his teenage years. (more...)

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Preggobear stalking his prey

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Did you know that:

• ...The Ovum is the sexiest part of the female body?

• ...Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic fights both overpopulation and world hunger?
• ...Newts are the 2nd largest parasite of the human uterus, only exceeded in size by the human fetus.

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Featured & Quasi-Featured Pregnancy Articles

Antbortion - Jamie Lynn Spears - HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus - Born again - Ovum - Planned Parenthood

• UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook
• UnBooks:Where do babies come from?
• Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
• HowTo:Deliver a Baby A Concise...

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Abortion - Baby farming - Birth - HowTo:Cook A Fetus - Mama Luigi - Newt - Newtis Newtfield - Preggobear - Vore - Why?:Abortion is FUN - Miranda Cosgrove - Gay Luigi

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Juno - Mpreg - Miscarriage - Pregnancy Fetishism - Uterus

• UnBooks: An Extreme Pedophile's Guide To Having Sex With An Unborn Child
• Storks & Gooseberry bushes, the symbiosis

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Pregnancy Sub-Categories

Abortion - Birth - Fetuses - Mpreg - Notable Preggos - Preggosexuals - Pregnancy Erotica - Pregnancy-related UnNews - Womb Newts

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External Links

Pregnancy wiki on Wikia Mikipedia

Wikipregnancy.com Pregnancy week by week