User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive13

                                                 

Guess what

You're Belgian. That is all. --Black Flamingo 17:35, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

:O —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:37, 14 December 2011

Sand-Nigger

- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 00:43, Thursday 15 December 2011 -

A what now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:44, 15 December 2011

Italy

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:35, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

My dearest Sockitude:

Could I prevail upon you to do me a very small favor, and move a picture I recently uploaded to the proper spelling? I would be most obliged.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 19 '11 11:01 (UTC)

Say, you don't happen to be the Masked Crumpeter, eh? ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:48, 19 December 2011

Of course not. (And thank you, sir!)  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 19 '11 13:53 (UTC)

Did You Know...

That circles are round? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:49, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

No, I thought they were just circular. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:13, 20 December 2011

Request

You should also undelete Talk:Pornography. Thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:49, 20 December 2011

Chimp out

That is a pretty bad article. If it lost the last paragraph it would be a marginal keep in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:27, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, but your edit also removed the see also section. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 20 December 2011

Damn...Firefox again. Sorry. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:35, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Jaf999

I think he maybe the one. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:05, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

The Force is strong with this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:07, 22 December 2011

zoz

I got to Zaventem last night and was VERY LUCKY and caught the last train out. Im now listening to Music-for-life on studio brussels ... aparantly is the last year they will do it. It doesnt feel like christmas without it. hahaha. --ShabiDOO 17:29, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

You managed to catch a train in this national strike madness? You're very lucky indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:18, 22 December 2011

Hahaha. Yeah...I got the very last train and I pretty much jumped on board as the doors were closing. I didnt have 100 euros for a taxi and I didnt feel like sleeping in the elevator. --ShabiDOO 18:35, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews

Should I stop nominating them on VFD? lol, maybe they have passed a test before that I don't know about , maybe I'm trying to do overtime? (Not that I want to, at all) Mattsnow 22:53, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well, it's your call. If you think they're of sufficiently bad quality, go ahead and nom them. Just don't over do it either. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:53, 24 December 2011

Holding Pages

I haven't checked how you are doing with Lindsay Lohan but I did come across Snoop Dogg which it total crap. It occurred to me before when working on the Amy Winehouse article to cut out the stupid abuse that often perhaps there should be a 'basic' article in the space. i.e some text and a few photos. These would be stubs to start off but perhaps they will attract people to improve them. My own view that when a user creates an article and starts off with a rubbish Star Wars/Pokemon theme - the usual junk - it discourages others to improve it as the article would have to be scrapped and started over again. Would be interested in what you think and - Merry Christmas BTW! . --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:46, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

I think that's a great idea! And Merry Christmas to you too, good sir. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:49, 24 December 2011

OK I will suggest this in the Village Dump soon to get a view from other users. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:56, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

The Article Whisperer

Hi, Sockpupper of an unregistered user. I'm Featured User. What are you doing for the upcoming 2nd Annual The Article Whisperer? 18:58, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I hadn't planned anything specific just yet. Maybe I could write something about Postpostmodernism, if I can get my lazy ass into writing gear. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 24 December 2011

Thank God it's Friday

What do you think? Feature worthy yet? Pup 10:20 25 Dec '11

Is it a good article? Definitely. Does it have that extra edge that makes it featureworthy? I dunno. I'd say it's worth a shot, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:07, 25 December 2011

Claude Debussy

Hey Sock, you've got admin superpowers, haven't you? I was reading through my works, as I sometimes do in moments of ego, and realised I'd missed an obvious joke in my Debussy article. Only problem is the thing's protected. Any chance you could let me in? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:41, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

Regular registered users can edit it again now. Glad I could help you out with something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:28, 26 December 2011

Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Sockolicious. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

I added a little something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:05, 27 December 2011

Ewwwwww. I just walked into the bar and into the bathroom and saw the little something you left. And I also just logged onto the contest and found a similar article listed, so I signed it up for the collab if it can be moved to that category. Scary. Aleister 22:25 27-12-'11

The universe works in mysterious ways. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 27 December 2011

Because of this I have just converted to Jainism (or in my case, Jane-ism) Aleister 22:44 27-12-'11

So that means you can't be a corpsearian anymore, huh? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 28 December 2011

Sockity, can you unhuff Prohibition, which was huffed in the Great Purge of '011. If I recall the page it's one I worked on and was going to do more on, with a very large photo at the bottom. Appreciated and joyful. Thanks. Aleister 1:39 28-12-'11

Ah, no problem, Aleister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:40, 28 December 2011

Here you go. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:42, 28 December 2011

You are as fast as I am "pleasing" a woman. Thanks! Been a long time since I've seen that page, and I know I planned to do lots of work on it. You are God's answer to Japan being a dick. Aleister 1:49 28-12-'11

I'm a giant earthquake? Well, thanks Aleister, that's a really nice thing to say of you. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:53, 28 December 2011

Opening Up Huffed Pages

Hi there. Aleister was interested in reading my huffed articles and wants them opened again, published on my userspace. I'd like to see them again, too.

• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Arsonists Destroy Home of Bear-Rights Activist
• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Gaddafi remains in Libya to engage in necrophilia
• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Polar Bear Impersonates American Author and Seen with Gaddafi
• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Amsterdam releases Kraken with rampaging libido

If there's any way to reopen them/unhuff them, that would be nice. I am thinking about rreposting them after some editing and suggestions. --Izbeenoneweek 13:13, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, no problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:31, 2 January 2012

The Emo's Guide to Failure

As one Jewish taxidermist said to the other when he realized they'd mounted a moose buttocks, "Vell, I tink we stahted wit da wrong end!" Should I have made my "keep" vote the beginning of the article, and gone from there, instead of the way I actually did it? After some sleep, the ending feels sorta blatantly obvious. Too obvious. Also, if you've got any advice, I'm all ears.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 3 '12 18:37 (UTC)

I've only got one piece of advise for you and I'm afraid it'll already be redundant once you've read it: VFH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:05, 3 January 2012

HA! Hahahaha! It's accumulated two more "delete" votes since I rewrote it! This is so going to end in tears.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 3 '12 19:19 (UTC)

Boys will be boys, and delete voters likewise. Such is the tragedy of life. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:26, 3 January 2012

Damn, Confucius! Didn't see you sittin' there. Scared me.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 3 '12 19:40 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Greetings, Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. You voted for me on POTM for November, and also for Mexico lol.jpg on VFP, and for me on UOTM for December, and holey freaking cow, you also voted for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

(Also, it's quite clear you're fond of me. But I have to say...we should probably let our romance cool off for a while. People are starting to talk.)

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 4 '12 11:39 (UTC)

Ah, thanks for blowing me away with such an exuberant giving of thanks. I'll make sure to put myself back together to do other things you can thank me for later on. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 4 January 2012

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

I intend to have a great deal of parasites. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:05, 6 January 2012

Re: Redirects

So, Socky, my pal, I never did get to learn how to categorize redirects. So could you please teach me HOW to categorize redirects, kind sir?

I SWEAR THAT I WON'T ABUSE THIS PRIVILEGE.

-Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 01:23, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

What's the point? It's easily doable, but a redirect is there for technical purposes only. They're supposed to be a content-less page. The categorisation should go on the article redirected to. Pup 03:19 07 Jan '12

What he said, for the most part. Redirects generally don't need to be categorized. A possible exception might be redirects that belong to Category:Redirects with possibilities, Category:Uncyclopedia category redirects and/or Category:Redirects from abbreviation. If you want to add one of these categories to a redirect, all you need to do is edit the redirect page directly and add the category. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:17, 7 January 2012

I didn't even realise we had a Category:Redirects from abbreviation. That seems to be a fairly pointless cat, IMHO. Pup 04:56 07 Jan '12

Possibly, but we're Uncyclopedia after all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:41, 7 January 2012

I have now redirected Sir Matthlock's user page to Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night. That should answer the question. Regards, Aleister 12:48 Russian Christmas '12

Winter

I just left Leuven today ... my god this year was the warmest winter ever! And did you notice that train conductors are friendly these days? Oh...and did you know that you have the first gay prime minister since the Roman Ages? So many changes in a confusing globalizing world! If only Jesus was here to explain it all to us. --ShabiDOO 03:40, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Don't worry, there are still a few unfriendly train conductors left. The world isn't totally screwed up just yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:42, 8 January 2012

I have found...

...a few shiftless articles which were cast into the world and abandoned, and which are now ICU'd and in danger of being shuffled off this mortal coil with no due process:

Zork: The Opera, My Dog Has Fleas and Bathtub are short, and have a few spelling errors and pimples of stupidity, but I think they're potentially brilliant and should be saved. Diatribe was a 2006 PLS entry, although I'm not sure about its quality, now that I've read it a second time. All of these articles have one particular failing in common: they lack images.

Is there any chance you could hook them up with some images, and maybe add a bit of prose to them? I'll do the grammar and stupidity-excisions. It's just that I'm up to my neck in unfinished articles right now, and looking for/creating images is a huge time suck when you've got 56.6 kbps internet service.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jan 8 '12 14:36 (UTC)

I see what you mean, as I have quite a pile of unfinished articles as well. Regardless of which, I'll see what I can do to help out with the articles you mentioned. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 8 January 2012

Don't be angry...I decided to steal Zork: The Opera from you...I couldn't resist. --ShabiDOO 02:19, January 9, 2012 (UTC)

0.p ...holy crap, shabbs!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jan 9 '12 6:19 (UTC)

Herro.

Sorry to bug you yet again, but it's getting tiresome applying VFDs manually, so I thought I'd debug the issue with Lyr's tags.js. I was wondering if you could point me to some more instances of this happening (you know, content disappearing because of a bug in the script). Thank ye.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 14:11 (UTC)

Sure, I could go through Romartus' contributions and find a couple other examples. How'd that help, though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 11 January 2012

Here are a couple: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:22, 11 January 2012

Lookin' for a pattern.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 15:24 (UTC)

Well, the pattern seems to be that pages with an amount of bytes exceeding a particular limit lose a portion of their content. Also, it might be something browser-specific. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 11 January 2012

Those pages were truncated to the following character lengths:
4116
4151
4113
4110
4111
4111
Looks like a pattern to me. Thanks for the links! Oh, and do you happen to know which browser Romartus uses?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 15:37 (UTC)

He told me he was using Firefox during those instances. Dunno which version though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:41, 11 January 2012

Ok. I think I'm on the right track. Thanks!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 15:48 (UTC)

No probs, mate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:51, 11 January 2012

It's not exactly a bug in the script so much as just the way the entire thing is implemented, which depends on the javascript engines using big enough variables because it tries to shove the entire article into one. Now in theory, javascript uses untyped, unsized variables, so that should work, even if it isn't terribly elegant, but what do you know, we live in a real world and they really are sized. And in some javascript engines *coughfirefoxcough*, they are sized too small and they don't even check if they need to be resized. Really, the entire script structure needs a rewrite; it's actually quite old, using legacy code that was kept just to keep from breaking stuff still using it, but since jquery is included with mediawiki now, it should provide more than enough for anyone who has some idea of what they're doing to do far better. 1234 ~ 17:10, 11 January 2012

Firefox 4 plus was the problem (on a mac). I switched to Opera as suggested by Black Flamingo. Not had the same problem. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:22, January 11, 2012 (UTC)

Romartus: thanks! Lyrithya: I suspect it might not be variable sizing, but an issue with how much data can be sent using application/x-url-encoded data. Would be better to use multipart/form-data. There could also be a bug in Mozilla's encodeURIComponent which truncates (or chokes on) variables with strings over 4000 bytes in length. I'm putting a script together that includes error-checking — something to test the amount of data being sent and received. Dunno how long I'll take.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jan 12 '12 0:28 (UTC)

If you mean you're going to write a new script entirely that won't have the bugs and whatnot, good. Nevermind the bugs in whatever it is, we need to move away from this yahoo stuff, especially since we won't have it anymore sooner or later. 1234 ~ 16:45, 12 January 2012

Yeah, I'm writing one from scratch. Should be done in a few days. Also, thanks, Mr. Sock, for letting us use your talk page like a cheap condom. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 13 '12 0:00 (UTC)

Should probably start with the qvfd gadget, actually, since I'm pretty sure the others were just made from that, tacking on more and more crap. And yes, thank you for being a veritable sock, sock. 1234 ~ 11:12, 13 January 2012

No problem, people. Just keep up the good work. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:19, 13 January 2012

I love you I hate you

Thanks for the vote for uoty which will put me on a positive and ultimately winning track (oh, wait, IP's can't vote on these anymore. Never mind.). Hate you for removing the VFH template from Animals with feet war with animals with no feet. It should always have that template on it, until the wonderful day that the main page hosts the war, a war which I can only say about: as generals gathered in their masses, just like "witches at black masses". So thank you and fuck you, very very much. Aleister 12:07 12-1-'12

What's a black mass, though? Is it made up out of dark matter? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:26, 12 January 2012

It's more slimming than a white mass. Pup 12:37 12 Jan '12

How does the page look? Enough? You guys, please add to it. Your upsizing was scary, and made me piss my floor, dog, DVD player and food. Aleister 12:39 12-1-'12

What's your goal with the page, though? Is it just a collection of images of generals and witches? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:43, 12 January 2012

Seemed like a good idea at the time (see Sister Dora on VFD, and Roman's talk page). It has a nice balance now, so keeping the balance, or maybe it's done. You can feature it if you'd like. Both generals and witches have cold tits in real life. Aleister 12:46 12-1-'12

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

Don't forget the part where a particular user encouraged you to mainspace said article. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:38, 13 January 2012

Go a moment

... to meet me on IRC? I'll be the one wearing a pink dress with a flower in my hair. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 21:16, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

No probs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 13 January 2012

Ah, I see what happened there. I, too, had that rubby breasty thing on my user page, but no one stopped me and I finally took it off after more than a year. It was down on the page, so maybe nobody who cared looked that far down. Put a bra on it!! Anyway, I came here to ask, since you know the wiki inside and out there, to, if you have some time all set to waste, help add pages and pics into Category:Bestiality which I put up this afternoon. The first four letters say it all. Thanks. Aleister 23:00 13-1-'12

That category didn't exist yet? You sure come up with the best of ideas, Aleister! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 13 January 2012

I thought it existed too, but I went looking for evidence that it was deleted and couldn't find it. Should have thought of it when I was categorizing my Skunk article. Well, fuck a duck. Aleister 23:07 13-1-'12

Oh, I'd love to. You got one available for me? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:08, 13 January 2012

That's just fowl! Pup 11:58 13 Jan '12

Mmm, fowl. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 14 January 2012

Vriendelijk verzoek

... om een plezant artikel te leveren aan de Oncyclopedie. Wij zijn gewoon benieuwd hoe je het er bij ons vanaf zou brengen, omdat we denken dat Oncyclopedia en Uncyclopedia toch echt wel fundamenteel van elkaar verschillen qua humorstijl. Ik heb plannen om op Uncyclopedia zelf een artikel te maken om eens te zien waar ik ergens sta met mijn humor en mijn Engels hier (als het al door VFD raakt ben ik blij...). We hebben nog nooit iets van je gezien op de oncy, wat ik een beetje spijtig vind (omdat er nu toch een Nederlandstalige wiki is). We hebben ook nog zoveel te schrijven en we kunnen je hulp zeker gebruiken (al was het maar voor 1 artikel). Zo. Genoeg gepalaverd. A vos plumes et auf siederwehn! Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 01:19, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I'd love to try it some time. I'm hellishly busy right now, though. Maybe I'll translate something of mine that got featured here. Though you're probably right about the difference in style between the English and the Dutch wikis. For some reason I tend to predominantly visit English sites when surfing the web, so it'll be an interesting experience when I give writing articles at Oncyclopedia a shot. Also, writing in Dutch on an English wiki seems awkward to me, so I hope you don't mind my reply being in English. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:58, 15 January 2012

Feature que

This blackout thing will affect the feature, but a perfect solution for your consideration. Why not leave Twilight up for the duration, and move the article "Thank God It's Friday" to.....wait for it....Friday, which is open for a feature. Although the que could flip if it isn't moved by 00:00:00:00. Aleister 22:10 17-1-'12

We're Uncyclopedia, though. Featuring something on a day that seems appropriate for it is a very quaint concept around here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:16, 17 January 2012

You use big words like "quaint", they confuse me. Speaking of tiny words, have you read my new unnews on Gingrich? Only reason I'm asking is that I'm quite proud of this one and its polishing, and haven't asked anyone to read it (except Mattsnow, who doesn't read and I fear illiteracy runs in his family). And you, of course, can catch any stupid spalling misteaks. Thanks if you have the time, and the temperment, or let me know if money will rent your eyes. Aleister 22:25 17-1-'12

He's illiterate? So that's why he answers in non-sequiturs all the time. Your UnNews is pretty nice and it's even better now that I've caught and butchered the spelling mistakes that were sneakingly hiding within it. And why are Americans even voting for the guy? His name alone is off-putting. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 17 January 2012

Thanks for the fixes! Perfecto mudendo. Your random article has huge potential, so it doesn't make a difference if it's user or main space imnho. A great start. And voting for which one? Gingrich or Romney each have such large faultlines that Obama is going to once again win on luck alone. Not to mention his billion dollar campaign war chest (literally). After a Socky run-through of the page, now I can rest easy and actually have dinner. Later, gator, tater. Aleister 22:44 17-1-'12

There's always Ron Paul, even if the media think otherwise. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:58, 18 January 2012

What a bizzare edit you made on the Gingrich tome. I supossspe I should thank you. Aleister 18:24 19-1-'12

My spellcheck is pulling out its hair at your post as we speak. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:37, 19 January 2012

Help

I went over to William McKinley to do some grammatical clean-ups here 'n' there, but I got carried away, and changed a few paragraphs. Now I'm afraid to hit "save", because that article is Romartus' (and VladimirL's) baby. It's already gotten VFH votes in its present state. What should I do?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:25 (UTC)

Well, that mainly depends on whether your changes constitute a major improvement or are more of the eh-I-like-it-better-this-way kind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 20 January 2012

Yeah...but with my stuff, I can never tell the difference, until I've pissed someone off. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:30 (UTC)

Maybe saving your edit with an edit summary like (Romartus: Feel free to revert any changes you disagree with.) would be a solution to your dilemma. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 20 January 2012

Meh, somebody just reverted some much-more-minor edits I made on a different article, so I think I'm going to just...not bother. Simpler. Sorry to bother ya.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:41 (UTC)

Oh, but Puppy just reverted his revert of your edit. He also encourages people to vandalise your userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:45, 20 January 2012

>.<  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:50 (UTC)

Is bogan another word for Australian? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 20 January 2012

Indeed, Captain.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 14:08 (UTC)

That's like saying all English are Chavs. And BB - at least you now know that your efforts are appreciated so much that I'm happy to take the credit for them. Pup 02:22 20 Jan '12

Forum missing

Hello. I just made on edit on your forum about zapping pages with Fix tags, etc., on them, but the forum itself isn't being shown on, well, forums (where it used to live). Did it get taken out back and shot itself? Are we like under martial law here or something? /looks behind shoulder as he types Do you need protection? Tap once for yes, twice for no. Or put a classified ad in the Gazette this Sunday, reading "Tapping once for yes" or "Tapping twice for no." I wasn't here. Aleister 10:14 22-1-'12

It was a Category:Ministry of Love rather than a Category:Village Dump forum, so it wouldn't show where most of the forums usually sit. I've added te second cat to it so it will show in both forum lists now. (I'm assuming that's what you were talkings about.) Pup 10:56 22 Jan '12

I found it there too, as well as other things. Hence my edit conflict post to socky which follows. Thanks for finding it. Aleister 11:03

This is really old news, but I was gone and missed the entire thing (except for one edit saying that I had no time to read the whole thing). I'm not afraid, well, yes, I am afraid, to admit that I'm tearing up a little, for the first time on uncyclopedia, unless you count that time that I saw that Butt Poop had been huffed. I just read the admin forum where L. and some others tried to get you deopped. I had heard of it, and apparantly posted on the user forum once, but thought it was a joke. But it was serious and they were really mad. Apparantly you, one of the best admins here, were a voice in the wilderness for some of the things which are best about the site. This is old news, although it's new to me, and so I wanted you to know how much I appreciate you and electronically have your electronic back if you have to go to the wall for something or other, at least have your back for a few minutes or until lunch, whatever comes first. Aleister 11:00 22-1-'12

Thanks Aleister, I appreciate your support. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 22 January 2012

HMC 2012

Be the first to sign-up. If you are the first five people to sign up...I will add .5 to your score :) here. Happy Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! --ShabiDOO 16:24, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Well, if you put it that way... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:26, 22 January 2012

More admins

I have been beginning to rethink my stance on this. I've never been one to cry out for more admins - partially because I have no desire to become one myself. But the role of admins is not that different from long term user. True - I can't delete or restore huffed pages directly, but I can through QVFD/VFD/maintenance tag channels, and I can always request a restore. I can't ban directly, but other than joke bans if There was a reason to ban I could out it through BP or simply ask an admin, which I have done before. So having said that, there is no real reason why users who have been around for a while shouldn't have admin status. Going back a year or so I would have (and did) recommend Chief, Lyrithya, yourself and Romartus become admin for exactly that reason. There are users who have been around a while who I wouldn't recommend becoming admin, but by the same token I'd still suggest that admin rights go through a community vote prior to being given, much the same as I feel it should be community decision as to an admin being de-opped (again, never seen a need for that myself).

So while I see no relevant argument against it, I can see strong arguments for. It would mean that there are more admins around who can tackle the current issues with the tags issue, more responsiveness in relationship to banning vandals and bullies. In short it would mean the work load of an admin - something that I have avoided - could be shared around more. I'm not saying this for my sake, as I'm still unsure if I would want admin responsibility, which is the downside to admin rights, but because I like this site and I think that having less pressure on those who can make the big calls would be a good thing. Especially when you look at what happens to the writing quality of those that become admin - too much focus on mundanity and not enough opportunity for creativity. And after all, that's really what we stayed here for. Pup 05:55 24 Jan '12

You would have recommended me but I fail at shit. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 12:24, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not one to be absolutely opposed to having new admins, but last I checked their was a clear consensus amongst the admins that there were plenty to go around at the moment and there's no need for any new ones. I tend to agree with that consensus. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:51, 24 January 2012

Uh....

Garganel killed your Smurfs. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 12:22, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Smurfs? Where? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:52, 24 January 2012

Bombs fell, Smurfs die, yes. He got really serious. Also, I ran out of ideas. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 12:34, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

Howdy!

Thought I'd drop by and say "thanks for all the fish" and everything.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 12:24 (UTC)

Oh, that reminds me, could you explain any of the alledged "humor" in Nonsensepedia? You know, before you permanently disavow all knowledge of it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:34, 25 January 2012

I have no idea what you're talking about.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:21 (UTC)

Oh, I see. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 25 January 2012

elaoin sdrétu! :D  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:29 (UTC)

Indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:45, 25 January 2012

Damn...I am seriously unoriginal.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:49 (UTC)

Thanks for the spelling fixes. Again. I should get a template to give you. When I look at your edits the fix is so obvious sometimes. Leters mising! Things my eyes must skim over and not register to my various lobes wherever they happen to be playing. Thanks again, you keep me from even more embearassmint of stoopid! Aleister 13:05 25-1-'12

What's a bear-ass-mint? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:08, 25 January 2012

It's a tasty woodland candy, found mainly on the ground but sometimes on a tree trunk, which enhances the flavor. That was done on purpose, by the way, I'm not that stewpid. Aliesteer 13:13 25-1-'12

Yeah, I figured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 25 January 2012

Not very filling if they're only an em in size. At least the candy coated chocolate is 2 em. Pup 01:54 25 Jan '12

Limit on VFH votes

OK, I would like to propose a new strategy to get people voting for VFH and not VFD. I suggest that for people that put up more than 20 VFH votes, they get banned for one day. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 11:50, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

My brain no understand

Why haven't you ever made a category for Bettie Page? I went to look at it and it was not there. I still want to look at it, to see all of Bettie in one place beside the Page page. But it is not there. Woe. Aleister 1:36 30-1-'12

It must've slipped my mind. My apologies for this grave oversight. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 30 January 2012

That your mind has slipped is no surprise. Thanks for the vote on James Bevel. Do you have any UnSerious suggestions for the page? On the category for a person, I remember starting two, on Abe Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe--two people who are usually associated with each other. I found some more pics for the Bestiality category earlier, that seems to be in good shape. The site floats on stormy seas, or is that just the alcohol? Al 00:04 the next day after 30-1-'12

Maybe it floats on stormy seas of alcohol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 31 January 2012

Again, brain no understand, tries to stand on its own brainstem but topples over on its brain-side. The question: why was Shuffle! VFD'ed? What is wrong with people? That's two questions. Why don't we (we:Puppy and you) give it an edit sweep, get rid of the quotes at the front which just add seconds onto getting to the pictures, and mainspacing it again. Why is the sky blue sometimes and then turns blacker or whiter, depending on what's up there and what time it is? Al 11:57 1-2-'12

I wouldn't know. I'm not Confucius. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 2 February 2012

Lies. If you're not Confucius, then why did you once say:

“ Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. ”

Inquiring minds. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 3 '12 1:29 (UTC)

That's odd. Why would I say such a thing when I never masturbate? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 3 February 2012

It's outside of our grasp to understand the mind of Confucius. Pup 01:42 04 Feb '12

You...

...broke it more! One of the templates is missing! Pup 10:20 01 Feb '12

Yeah... Blame Lyrithya for that. No really, she removed it and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:29, 1 February 2012

I blamed her first, if that makes you feel better. Pup 11:35 01 Feb '12

It does. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 2 February 2012

I live to serve. Pup 11:44 02 Feb '12

pssst

Socky...how are you comming on the topic front?

happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com :)

Could you also do me a favour and put up a header advertising the competition, some time soon? :) :) :)

--ShabiDOO 00:18, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Oh right, the topic. When's the deadline for coming up with one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:42, 10 February 2012

Old Friend ;)

Hey how are things? I was in class and someone mentioned a sockpuppet which naturally brought me back to thoughts of my favorite sockpuppet on the entire internet! You still on here I see. How do you consistently remain and do things daily...I never could.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   07:48, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Well, my activity has dwindled recently, having been busy with other things. Having a lot of free time is the main condition for being able to edit Uncyclopedia regularly. In other news, hi Tagstit! Long time no see! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 10 February 2012

Ya, too busy lately. I was really surprised you were still here...most of the OGs have left :(    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:58, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, those old geezers. Hey Tagstit, did you know that I'm an admin now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 13 February 2012

Have I said thank you recently?

If I did, or if I didn't, it's no matter, THANK YOU! --ShabiDOO 21:35, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

I guess you're welcome, even if I didn't really do anything noteworthy to be thanked for recently. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 10 February 2012

Your happy monkey topic

Your topic my dear Socky is: Twister (Game).

1. Write the article on your namespace
2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey is afraid of Belgians!)

--ShabiDOO 12:07, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'll write it here. If I get around to writing it, that is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 11 February 2012

Bettie!

I just found your Bettie pic on the Abominable Snowman page. Category for Bettie? Pleaseeeeee. I want to see her all in one place, sitting there in all her glory. And then there's this. Aleister 13:30 11-2-'12

I thought you already created one. Feel free to go ahead and create it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:43, 11 February 2012

Okay, but you write and illustrate the intro, which could be a feature in itself. Bettie! Alkster 13:06 11-2-'12

Write an intro? Hmm, it's hard to think of stuff when you're being mesmerized by Bettie's extravagant looks. I'll see if I can come up with something, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:52, 11 February 2012

I brought you a couple new ones! Aleister 00:37 13-2-'12

Thanks. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:53, 13 February 2012

Terrible!

This is a situation that must be remedied! Pup 03:15 19 Feb '12

You want me to ban Maniac1075? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 20 February 2012

Do it! Don't faint or go weak. Ban him, infi ban (hahahahaheheheheheheeheeheeheeheehee). That'll learn him. Aleister 1:54 20-2-'12

This would be so much easier if I had a link to the block page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 20 February 2012

Greetings

There are some turds clogging the bowl that have the requisite 5 kill votes and 48 hours. Could you ...uh... grab a plunger, or poke somebody else important into taking care of 'em? :D Thank you!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Feb 20 '12 18:10 (UTC)

Also, I {{VFD}}d a page you spent some time editing, so I thought I'd give you a belated heads-up, if you wanna improve it or vote on it or whatever. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Feb 20 '12 18:22 (UTC)

Looks like Zombiebaron beat me to the punch. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:53, 20 February 2012

I love you

– Preceding unsigned comment added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)

Ew, I can see his ass! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 2 March 2012

Consider it an exercise in self-restraint. Pup 12:40 02 Mar '12

You're not a sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Technically, you're registered. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 23:34, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

Therefore you're not a sockpuppet. Just like I'm not a Pokémon. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 23:35, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

He's unregistered - this is his sockpuppet account. Pup 02:15 03 Mar '12

Well because he has a sockpuppet account that counts as an account; therefore it's his account. So he is registered. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:29, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

You are wrong. He is not registered. Your logic is to be left at the door and then removed before your find it. And how about this guy? Good day, sir. Aleister 2:33 I said good day. 3-3-'12

Still, the unregistered user created an account, thus rendering him/her a registered user. QED. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 03:06, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Problem is that you have forgotten Socratic law of logic II.

Any argument that is concluded with the letters QED is the argument of an individual attempting to prove intellectual superiority, and not to determine veracity of said argument. Anyone using this is not primarily interested in obtaining the truth. Any deviation from the truth is false. So anyone who concludes an argument with QED is lying, and therefore wrong. QED.

Rough translation. My koine Greek is a little rusty. Pup 04:57 03 Mar '12

Hey, why don't I create an account called Sockpuppet of a blocked user? Am I still blocked? Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 21:05, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Well technically you'd still be blocked because your old account was blocked. And some admin who found out would block the new account. 68.173.113.106 21:09, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, no. They probably wouldn't find out, clone. And by the way, clone, please log in as me before editing. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 21:11, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Well done, Qzekrom. It took a while before anyone took notice of the paradox in my username. Consider yourself awarded with a virtual pat on the back. Now you can start arguing about the existence or non-existence of virtual pats on the back. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 4 March 2012

Is that like a virtual rubbing off against your thigh? Pup 09:18 04 Mar '12

Sorry, Socky. I'm too busy worrying about the possible existence of quantum space and object-oriented universes. That's my latest theory of everything. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 22:41, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:08, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

I wonder when that one'll finally be featured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 6 March 2012

Hi

There's something wrong with the UnNews template. Pics don't show. Wikia's fault?? Template:Lead articles 2. Poor articles... :( Mattsnow 23:19, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

And it's working for the older entries. Very strange. Yeah, probably Wikia. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:27, 6 March 2012

And it doesn't work for the article I just started too.. User:Mattsnow/The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011. I hope it's not just me and that it'll get fixed. Sorry I can't be of much help at all here. Mattsnow 23:39, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

It looks like the images are working again! Hurray! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 6 March 2012

Nope, not for me at least... Mattsnow 23:49, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

Try refreshing your cache. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:55, 6 March 2012

Cache??? I know you're going to laugh, but I don't even know what it is! Mattsnow 00:10, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, just hit the refresh button and hope it does a hard (no innuendo intended at all) refresh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:15, 7 March 2012

Nope, just did the hard refresh as they said, holding ctrl while doing it and it still sucks. Maybe it'll be ok when I restart the pc... Mattsnow 00:19, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I wasn't seeing the images before either, but now they're showing up, so restarting the computer should fix the problem for you. What browser are you using, by the way? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:22, 7 March 2012

Hey it just worked!!! by holdin shift + ctrl + R !! Great!!! But how come you also couldn't see the new pics on the UnNews template???? Browser:Chrome Mattsnow 00:24, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, Wikia screwed something up that caused some of the newer images not to show up, but they fixed it and I refreshed my cache sooner than you, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:27, 7 March 2012

Damn!

Finally managed to teach my phone to not add apostrophes to its and to change itms to it's. I jump on my computer and guess what happens there now. Pup 06:36 07 Mar '12

Oh no, Skynet's taking over! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:01, 7 March 2012

Yeah. My autocorrect now changes See you later to I'll be back. Pup 07:05 07 Mar '12

Damn computers and their nascent self-consciousness. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:10, 7 March 2012

Allah has burnt my page

Praise be to allah who was huffed my page here. Great is Allah's name, may his wisdom and ever knowingness live on. Can you please now undo what Allah did please? Thanks. --ShabiDOO 16:53, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

I wish my might was as great as Allah's, but seeing as Allah erased every trace of the page's existence, there's nothing I can do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:30, 10 March 2012

Socky...do you have any idea what happened? Does the whole thing seem fishy...or did it just dissapear? --ShabiDOO 17:39, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Maybe it happened when Wikia made HowTo: a real namespace a couple months ago. Or did it disappear more recently? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:56, 10 March 2012

The thing is...I have no idea when it dissapeared. Whats totally strange about it, is, so did the entries on my contributions list disapear. And the images I used for them (except the one that Aleister used in one of his articles or something). Is that what happens when an article is huffed? The entries in my contribution list is also huffed? The images are also huffed? The huff log also doesn't show it...is that normal? Allah is very mysterious indeed. Priase be his name. --ShabiDOO 18:07, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, sounds like a page that vanished when Wikia officialized some of our namespaces. Probably because of something weird in the title of your page. The images were probably huffed for being unused after the page vanished. If you'd spotted this sooner, we could've recuperated the page from mirror.uncyc.org, but I'm afraid it's too late for that now. Probably the best thing you can do is contact Wikia and ask if they can recuperate the data somehow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:16, 10 March 2012

Praise be to Allah. Allah is kind and murciful. That you live a long and healthy life, Allah willing! --ShabiDOO 18:19, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Allahu akbar etc. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:23, 10 March 2012

You like undeleting stuff

Any chance you could undelete my userpage? It keeps getting huffed over and over again. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:18 Mar 12, 2012

Sure. Is their something wrong with your sysop rights, though? Because normally you should be able to do that as well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:37, 13 March 2012

He dis-opp'disized hisself. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 13 '12 11:46 (UTC)

There were a few templates in my userspace I requested be deleted. You undeleted them. Thank you for ignoring what I asked for completely. Nominally Humane! 04:51 17 Mar

That was MrN, I think. Your old sig template is transcluded on dozens of talkpages, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 17 March 2012

Ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thanks for your vote on Oz, now you can eat in the mess hall and not get hassled. Did you see the series, or any of it, or have you heard of it? My friend who tied me into it says it was a soap opera for guys. Aleister 23:28 Ides of March Boxing Day '12

To be honest, I've never seen it or heard of it before. The article was nice, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 17 March 2012

Thank you, you honor my parents for getting rid of me. I haven't had anyone who has seen it yet give me any feedback. But if it ever featured I guess that's okay, as long as a percentage of readers like it even if they've never seen it. I tried to make it all-accessible too, like with the soap. Aleister 15:34 (UTC)

Amero is featured

Many thanks for your positive vote--Funnybony    14:51, Mar 17

I'm positively thankful for your thanks. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:13, 17 March 2012

St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock 22:56, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings, Matthlock. Please use {{nosubst}} in your signature preferences so it substitutes "{{User:Matthlock/sig}}" onto pages instead of the bundle of code that's inside your sig template. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 17 March 2012

Math / Mathematics

Both Frosty and Tasmania have asked me about this, so I figured I'd grab an admin's perspective. The rewrite I did of Mathematics was designed to replace both of these articles, as they were both pretty bad. I mainspaced it (and thanks for the formatting work on that, btw) and changed Math into a redirect. I've since put it on VFD due to what Frosty was saying, but given it was effectively a merge and rewrite, did I do wrong? Nominally Humane! 04:16 21 Mar

Nah, I wouldn't say you did something wrong. When you completely rewrite something, you're also deleting the previous version. As long as your article is better, there's nothing wrong with doing that. But of course, doing that with two articles simultaneously is a bit more controversial, so when someone asks for a VFD vote on it, that's understandable. We don't have any clear-cut rules concerning this kind of thing, though. I've seen authors use VFD to propose replacing a mainspace article with their userspace rewrite, I've seen other people use VFD to propose it in the author's stead, and I've seen admins and non-admins alike go ahead and mainspace it without any prior discussion. You generally use VFD for this kind of thing when (one of) the article(s) you're replacing isn't excessively bad and you might imagine some people wanting to keep it. "Math" as it is right now is a pretty big article, but not a very good one. Now if someone were to write a decent article at "Math", I wouldn't see why that article and yours wouldn't be able to coexist peacefully. But seeing as the latter isn't the case... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:10, 21 March 2012

Yeah. I guess I'm just used to just rewriting and pasting over personally, which may be why I've jumped the gun here. Nobody had a similar issue where one user decided he hated what I'd done and tried to revert it back. I'm not happy with his edits, and apparently he's not happy with mine, so we're now at a middle ground where neither of us are happy. Compromise in action. But back to topic - it's on VFD now. Other than Al's comment it looks likely that this will be a delete and redirect to a merge and rewrite. (Of the two extremely long articles, both of which I'd already done preliminary clean up on a while back and been monitoring, I kept one and a half sections.) Nominally Humane! 12:22 21 Mar

I wonder...Pup turned Coke into a redirect. Should he have VFD'd it first? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Mar 21 '12 12:32 (UTC)

Hmm... Probably, yeah... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:01, 21 March 2012

Math is for sissies. As long as I have ten fingers and ten other things, who needs anything more to count with? Aleister 19:23 22-3-12

Bing

How can I thank you for voting for Bing Crosby? Lots of ways. Those and other ways too! Aleister 19:25 22-3

I like ducks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 22 March 2012

I'd suggest you double check any gifts from Al. Nominally Humane! 11:55 22 Mar

Barack and Pot

Thanks for voting on my article --Uncle J (talk) 23:38, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Featured Article: UnNews:Barack Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot in effort to balance budget, avoid tax increases

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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One of your images

Further information: Forum:Get in the game with SVG

I think you might want to convert this image to an SVG, if possible. (That is, if you still have the source.) Because I thought of some ways to improve it and it'd definitely be easier to edit if it were SVG. I think we should add #REDIRECT [[Some Other Article]] to one of the sections. --alkies 22:16, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Sadly, I lack the means to bring the converting you speak of into actuality. As for the source, I'm pretty sure I just copied it from Wikipedia. In fact, I just looked up the title in Wikimedia Commons and here it is. Apparently there are a load of SVG versions of it available already (look in the "Other versions" section in the blue template-y thingy). Don't ask me to upload them here, though. When I try to save an SVG file on my computer, it's automatically converted to a PNG file. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:07, 2 April 2012

Found the vector version. It should be ready soon - if I can figure out how to use it. --alkies 19:49, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Pokémon characters	Crappy MySpace bands	(actually useful stuff)  ╱	Bush is teh gay LOL	[Citation needed]
				Disinformation inserted by the CIA
Unfunny memes			Urban Legends		Lording it over Britannica	Libel

Just as a start. I can finish this with colour and the last line later, but it really doesn't need to be SVG, and this can also be templateable. Let me know if you want me to finish it. (Doing it between clients at work.) Nominally Humane! 05:22 02 Apr

I prettied up your table a bit, Puppy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 2 April 2012

I'm not going to do much with it. It was there as an alternative. Nominally Humane! 12:50 03 Apr

I corected Pokemon (spelling eror). --alkies 01:51, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

I spelled it as it was in the original, rather than the alternate spelling. (Note that both of them are as commonly used. I try not to spell according the whims of toy makers.) Nominally Humane! 04:50 03 Apr

I'm getting more productive

Jeez.... the first three years of Uncyc, I was the Useless Gobshite. When do I get that award? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 01:37, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

All in good time, my friend. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 6 April 2012

It's awesome that you're contributing more. In fact i'd really love it if you helped me out a little bit because I haven't been very productive recently. --alkies 22:31, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

Tour of Flanders and Paris-Roubaix

Both were amazing races! Did the Tour of Flanders pass near where you're at? I lolled when they said the fact that the race would not go to the Mur du Grammont (Muur van Geraardsbergen) caused national outrage! Belgians really love cycling lol. Tom Boonen must be all over the news! What a domination o.0 In the UnNews, I make fun of doping, but about all of them do, and if hundreds of baseball players do, I'm quite sure that 90% of all pro athletes do. I would like it better if doping didn't exist at all, but in this context, Boonen victories are very legit. What if he does it again next year and beat the record??? You could go thee and throw spikes on the road after he passes lol Mattsnow 10:45, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

I live in a city that experiences little to no cycling events throughout the year. I'm not really that much of a cycling fan, though, so that's okay. Consequently, I wasn't notably bothered by the Muur van Geraardsbergen thing, though why they decided to remove such an iconic part of the Tour of Flanders parcours is a mystery to me. As to the doping or just drugs in general, I have a really simple position: Outlaw the dangerous stuff and legalize the safe stuff. If someone wants to use doping to up their performance because they weren't born with superhuman stamina, I say let 'em. It makes for a more interesting game. The remarkable thing about Boonen is that he was out for the count for a long time, and now he's winning one thing after another. Remarkable how cyclers tend to have these streaks. Last year it was Philippe Gilbert. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:07, 10 April 2012

True! And what the hell are you doing there: User:Socky??? Are you doing OK lol Mattsnow 16:05, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm creating a disambiguation page for a username, lol. And it can also be used as a template, rendering "Socky". This way I don't have to type {{u|Sockpuppet of an unregistered user|Socky}} every time I want to vote on the monthly top 10 thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 11 April 2012

I'm doing the same thing, just cute zekrom. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:52, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

I think Black flamingo, or maybe Rabbi Techno, is a big bike fan. One of the two and I (I'm leaning more toward the Rabbi, but may be wrong) had talks during the Tour de France in 2010 (MMX). Aleister (UTC)

Hey, what's up here? So here's my design for a site banner. Not really that impressive, but... it's the best I can do when I rush.

Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Please sign up!

How's it? Maybe a few links, I guess, but I don't know where they'd link to.

By the way, Sir Socky, please archive your talk page. <acronym title="As Soon As Fuckin' Possible.">ASAFP.</acronym> -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:53, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

But... it's not even at a hundred sections! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:14, 13 April 2012

Still, it's unnavigable imho. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:44, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

How so? Don't you have this bar you can use to scroll down? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:50, 13 April 2012

Well yeah but my internet is highly undependable and it would be easier on my browser and on my Wi-Fi network if the new stuff were at the top and the old stuff were on a separate page. I could do without the skin, imnho. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:46, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

This banner would be great for {{IPjoin}}. Nice job, cute Qzekrom. Mattsnow 01:50, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Speaking of which, I just modified {{IPjoin}}. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 02:04, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Lock this

Please lock this article: Malaysia An idiot took a chunk out of the intro, and I think this could hamper my cleanup. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 10:47, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Sure thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:37, 10 April 2012

Unsignpost

I didn't get mine. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:50, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, that is an issue. Since I'm sort of in charge now I have to figure out who delivered it. I would talk to PuppyOnTheRadio about this. I already left him a message. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:53, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

ok thx -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:01, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, what Xamralco said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:21, 12 April 2012

Everything has been taken care of. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:22, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

I was aware of everything the entire time. Nominally Humane! 10:24 12 Apr

I have no clue what's going on here, but apparently it's resolved. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:31, 12 April 2012

Yes - your adminny skills know no bounds. Nominally Humane! 10:38 12 Apr

You speak truth, good sir. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 12 April 2012

Rick Santorum says, "Thanks for the vote."

-- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:19, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

It says "donate", but it doesn't say what to donate. Hmm... what should I donate... Oh, I know, I'll donate my sperm to Santorum's cause! Every sperm is sacred, right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:28, 13 April 2012

India

It's a bit of an IP target. Could you change edit restriction to auto confirmed? Nominally Humane! 02:01 13 Apr

Sure thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:06, 13 April 2012

Oh. I just noticed this while skulking through Socky's undergarments, and had not seen it when I removed the semi. It's not hard you see. Any way it was semi, but now anyone can have their way with it, which I figured good as lots of Indian gentlemen might be watching. I also have it watch listed so we can see... MrN 22:38, Apr 13

Greetings!

Might you perchance be on IRC at some point in the near future? If not, is the grammar in this correct? "Adolf ficken ein Bär während unseres Urlaubs in Polen - 1939" (It's a caption for a photograph. You can probably guess what's going on in the picture.) Thanks! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Apr 13 '12 4:46 (UTC)

The answer to your first inquiry is apparently a negative one. As for your second inquiry, though my knowledge of German is limited, I believe "Adolf fickt einen Bär" is more correct (it's einen because Bär is accusative in this sentence). I wouldn't know about the latter part, though it seems intelligible enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:48, 13 April 2012

Cool, thank you. You're the only person I would trust to tell me how to inform the world that "Adolf" was "fucking a bear". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Apr 13 '12 12:06 (UTC)

Please

Semi-Protect Mitt Romney (vandalism target). By the way:

If you can read this, you've been auto-bannedelectrocuted by the cute zekrom bot.

Please refresh the page to undo this. April Fools!

-- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:44, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Sure thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:46, 13 April 2012

Oh, by the way, the above template is part of a prank I've initiated since it is still April. You can remove it at any time. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:48, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry about the duplicate mail. Also, I was hangin' out over at Wikipedia (User talk:68.173.113.106) and we decided that maybe a blackout isn't the best idea. So I need an idea for something more creative than that. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:47, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Well, we could always do an anti-blackout. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:53, 13 April 2012

Yeah... what do you mean? How about doing something that will get us on the headlines (on Real News, not just UnNews)? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:57, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

An anti-blackout, as in intentionally not blacking things out. But if you want to get in the news, blowing something up will usually do the trick. Not that I'm saying that's what you should do, but that's the kind of drastic thing that'd get Uncyclopedia in the headlines. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 13 April 2012

Check "Minitrue" where it says "Congress to black out against Wikipedia's new bill CISPA" or something like that. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:07, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

BTW, I need something to do around here. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:08, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I haven't been doing a lot as of late, so I might not be the best guy to ask. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:32, 13 April 2012

Cow tipping

Thank you for your kind vote, good sir... Would you care for some milk? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:14, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

You won!

Along with TheHappySpaceman.

	Magician of the month March 2012

So it's like you won, except not. -- 01:24, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Woohoo! Oh wait. Woohoo! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 19 April 2012

Expired Construction tag

Carl Bildt -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:29, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Changed into an {{expand}}. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:41, 19 April 2012

Okay, thx. I wouldn't have gone for the qvfd either. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:45, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Steve Jobs

ICU expired, but I think it's okay. I'd use a fix tag if I were you because there's currently a lot of links to this article. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:24, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

I stubbed it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:27, 20 April 2012

I probably should've mentioned this a while back...

...but you got nominated for PERVY. And you appear to be winning. Congratulations!... I guess. I mean, that could be a good thing or a bad thing. ~Pleb the magic! 03:25, 04/25/2012

Thanks for letting me know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:47, 25 April 2012

Hey, I'm a rollbacker now! Anyone know any userboxes to label you as a rollbacker? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:14, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm, not that I know of. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:29, 26 April 2012

{{User rollbacker}} - I just created that. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:42, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm, why the disambiguation sign, though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:38, 27 April 2012

Dunno, I was too lazy to upload another image of an arrow. How about this arrow?

-- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:58, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Single White Female (1992 film) confused me completely. So I guess it served its purpose. --C₂H₆O (hic) 11:25, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:18, 30 April 2012

If we made a habit of featuring pee reviews around this playpen

then this one of yours would get 36 votes. Aleister 18:43 30-4-'12

Yeah, my reviews are awesome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:19, 30 April 2012

My god

We've had terrible rain for two weeks which is a typical years supply of precipitation and apparantly you've seen more sun in April than in the history of Belgium. There is no such thing as climate change. --ShabiDOO 13:12, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Clearly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 1 May 2012

Game

I've got a suggestion for a game you admins can play while I'm gone: "Wheel Wars"! Basically, what happens is starting at 2am UTC, you take turns banning and unbanning me, making up stupid reasons such as "vigilance" or "go eat shit fuckers". Luckily, nobody cares because I won't be active the entire time. But the game ends on Saturday when I get back. Thank you for your consideration. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:15, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

For helping me get my UnNews featured. By the way, starting tomorrow, you can partake in the ban-unban-reban game with the other admins. (Ask Chief for more info) -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:36, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. I'll see if I can come up with something for your banfest. Or I can always follow your example and be absent during the game. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:39, 2 May 2012

Oh my.

	Perv of the Month April 2012

Hello, Socky. Since Dan isn't here to deliver your Perv of the Month award, I will do it myself. So here it is! Take it or leave it, motherbitch. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-05-02T01:09

I took it and moved it to my talkpage, actually. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 2 May 2012

Something completely unrelated, from Qzekrom

Okay. I'm leaving tonight; you can visit my userpage for a video treat (my favorite song ever), or you can start banning me. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:16, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I fixed the code for your video. You don't need to put the whole url in between the <youtube> thingies. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 2 May 2012

A short break

Dear Socky,

I just wanted to let you know that I will be taking a break from Uncyclopedia, I've been quite busy these days and I need to take an extended break of two hours. I would appreciate it if you'd take care of any administrative tasks and voting on my behalf for the next one hundred and twenty minutes and assume my adopt-a-noob responsibilities as well (I believe I have one banned noob under my guidance). Thank you, and if any disaster happens, you do have my family contacts in the data base.

Cherio

--ShabiDOO 06:40, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

I believe he may have wanted to vote here during that period. Again. --C₂H₆O (hic) 06:51, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

Funny how these things work out. It turns out I was absent too during the two hours in question. Oh and hi, ethyl alcohol, I didn't know addictive substances could have an account here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:25, 3 May 2012

There's no need to be so formal. Most people refer to me as alcohol. It's also about time that Uncyclopedia had a higher alcohol content. --C₂H₆O (hic) 00:14, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

I also meant to ask about your "contents" on this page. How do you force it into three columns? I was thinking of doing the same with the over-large list on political correctness, as the bulk of the content is that list. If it can be made more readable or tabular in style the major issue with the appearance of that page would be rectified. On a side note, would it be wrong to move it to Political correctness gone mad? As a broad generalisation that is about the only time that you see that phrase, as the more common term for the linguistic phenomena would be Politically correct. If we're using the more tabloid phrasing, which is used to disparage the change, then the extended tabloid phraseology would be more suited. --C₂H₆O (hic) 00:28, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

It's kinda complicated to explain how tables work, but I took a jab at it. Feel free to tell me what you think. As for titles, "Political correctness" is the more encyclopedia-ish title, and most of our Uncyclopedia articles are quite mad anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:19, 6 May 2012

Yes socky, it turns out you were very irresponsible and neglected your duty as the default-user-person. I've probably lost most of my clients and fans because of your negligence. But its okay, I forgive you socky, you are forgiven. --ShabiDOO 11:36, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

I am truly grateful for your forgiveness, Shabidoo. I'm not sure what "Shabidoo" means anyway, but from now on I'll consider it a synonym of "saint". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:23, 6 May 2012

Google has kindly given me the following results for a search on "Shabidoo":

• A twitter account with a total of 4 tweets
• A user account at Wikipedia
• A fanfiction author who has 4 stories posted, two of which are unavailable
• an Australian "Independent Consumer Electronics Professional" - whatever that means
• My favourite - a misspelled beer label

--C₂H₆O (hic) 03:24, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Wow...one of those actually has something to do with me! --ShabiDOO 13:48, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Lemme guess... The fifth one, right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:53, 7 May 2012

As much as I love beer...no. --ShabiDOO 11:06, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Question about Mediawatch

Can news articles be added to {{Mediawatch}} if they aren't available online? MadMax (talk) 04:38, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. You just name the newspaper in that case and by not providing a url, the template will leave out the "You can read about it here" part. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 6 May 2012

Couldn't you upload a scan or photo of the original? --C₂H₆O (hic) 04:12, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Theoretically, yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:51, 7 May 2012

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

Congratulations! You were successful in bringing my attention to the forum. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:27, 7 May 2012

I would like to bring your attention to an even more important forum

This is even more important. --ShabiDOO 14:03, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

I've heard the rumors but I want to know if this is true

Socky, are you really Belgian? User:Matthlock/sig 00:00, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

I have seen his moustache. MrN 00:12, May 9

I was in Belgium last weekend, and everyone was talking about the new gay-love-slave-star, but it was impossible to confirm anything. --ShabiDOO 11:00, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I'm Belgian. I'm not a gay-love-slave-star, though. That is to say, I'm not gay. No idea where Shabidoo gets that idea from. >.> —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:04, 9 May 2012

Everyone knows everybody in Belgium is gay. Mattsnow 16:07, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

: O —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:19, 9 May 2012

Yes...everyone there is gay, but a star? I suppose only socky could pull that off! --ShabiDOO 16:21, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Freddie Mercury had a moustache. Need I say more? MrN 16:29, May 9

Some bullies who obviously don't have a life are making derogatory comments about belgians at the end of this forum. Don't shoot the messenger. -Anonymous – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mattsnow (talk • contribs)

You forgot to sign your post, Mattsnow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:04, 9 May 2012

Hitler was from Belgium you know... He also had a moustache... MrN 17:09, May 9

Hi Mr. Sock

If you want to come on IRC, I can catch you up on the Puppy situation. Bring popcorn. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 9 '12 22:52 (UTC)

Ah, good ol' IRC. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 9 May 2012

Dear Mr. User,

You haven't paid child support in some time. I'm starting to get worried, as are little Petunia and Lazlo.

Sincerely, --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:38, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Syndrome old chap! How've you been? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:48, 12 May 2012

I'm still the same old Syndrome but I'm still not in a position to edit Uncyc frequently. How have you been? How are the girls? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 08:30, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

I've been doing decent. My activity at Uncyclopedia has been dwindling as of late. The girls are as bouncy as ever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:05, 14 May 2012

Greetings!

Thought I'd let you know about a new feature we've got on recent changes, called "patrolled edits". If you do any cleanup on RC, patrolling can be a useful tool. Essentially, it "approves" edits by any users who are not in the auto-patrolled user group (IPs, newbies, etc). It makes it much easier for multiple people to sweep up, as they don't have to keep checking the same pages. You can read about it here. Also, if you'd like to patrol multiple edits at a time, or just patrol edits directly from RC, I've got a special javascript which I whipped up recently. You can use it by putting importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/patrol.js" ) into either your uncyclopedia.js or monobook.js, depending on which theme you use.

If you already knew about it, then please disregard this message. Cheers. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 14 '12 0:01 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I knew about this already. Thanks for the message anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:08, 14 May 2012

A new category...

...has emerged from the dawn of time, one which you may be able to add to with your great knowledge of the site and its twists and turns. I've asked MadMax too. And do you have any new Bettie Page pictures? I'll trade you money and pizza. Aleister 00:35 14-5-'12

I'll see what I can do for you. Oh, and I've hidden my stash of Bettie pictures over here. That reminds, I was meaning to tell you that Category:People with bird's names should probably be renamed "Category:People with bird names". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:44, 14 May 2012

You've got lots of Bettie Page pics there. Is the code any longer? I'll put it on the category intro. Doesn't Bird's names sound more fun? And it's accurate, take Jack Sparrow. Sparrow is the name of an entire species of bird, not just one bird. But you may be right, although "bird's names" has a ring to it. I must go look at more Bettie now. Al 1:04 14-5-'12

I try to create Category:14 May 2012 for the UnNews

But I can't! Some stupid filter says I'm trying to do something harmful! WTF??? Mattsnow 00:54, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

It turns out Lyrithya edited a filter recently and changed some of the settings and by leaving out a comma or somesuch, the filter was affecting the wrong users. I restored it to the older version for now and created the category for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:05, 14 May 2012

Thanks! Mattsnow 01:53, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:44, 14 May 2012

You seem to like boobs...

...for a man must have his hobby. Thanks for putting the Masters UnNews on the main page. I had forgottan about it weeks ago, and then Aimsplode reminded me of it, and when I read it again it was like it was someone elses and I laughed. So I didn't have any thought it would eventually make feature, but if something stays around long enough it gets nailed down and painted. Thanks again! Now, go back to your hobby. Aleister 1:48 21-5-'12

Oh, Romartus featured it, actually. I just added some spaces and some spicy links that had mysteriously disappeared from the bit Romartus copypasted. Thanks for reminding me of my hobby, though. *goes to look at the thing Aleister linked* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:52, 21 May 2012

Since you're somewhere near Germany...

...quick! Name the two German politicians that strike you as being the most disgusting. Some neo-Nazis, perhaps, or even a ...uh... Christian Democrat? They have those, right? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 21 '12 4:46 (UTC)

Uh... the only German politician I know the name of is Angela Merkel. Does being a cock block count as being disgusting? And I'm pretty sure Germany, like many other European countries, has a Christian Democratic party. Out here in Belgium, they're pretty sensible most of the time, even. On a related note, how many Canadian politicians do you know the name of? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:15, 21 May 2012

Well, touche. Of course, Canada is much farther away from me -- the distance between me and Ottawa is literally 200 miles farther than the distance between Belgium and Moscow. And I also really, really don't care much for Canada. They think they are so cool up there, pretending to be European while they're really just low-fat Americans. Such hipsters. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 22 '12 18:41 (UTC)

Sadly, the Belgian media don't care much for other countries either. They only ever talk about them if there's elections, a terrorist attack, an earthquake or some other major crisis going on back there. To fill the news with items, sometimes they have to make up lame stuff like "The sun is shining and a lot of people are spending their weekends on the shore." or "Hey, did you know that people get less happy in the winter?" or "Some elephants from the zoo of Antwerp are being moved to the Planckendael animal park." Seriously. Another thing that annoys me is that various Flemish television series have a large overlap in their cast. Luckily our channels do show foreign television series, especially American ones, so I can watch a great variety of actors playing the same scenarios on a load of different shows. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:05, 22 May 2012

Huffed but still indexed

See [6] and [7]

Any suggestions?

Magnus: You're brilliant. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN! 20:58, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

What do you mean by indexed? I don't see anything wrong with those links. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:11, 22 May 2012

End of Time

This article started off great, but then it just stopped. Did you finish writing it because it ends rather abruptly. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:51, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, thanks for reminding me of its existence. Must've forgotten about it after MrN removed the construction tag. It's not really finished yet, but don't worry, I'll work on it the next couple days. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:20, 24 May 2012

Would you do the honors...

...of taking UnBooks:A new lease on life off of VFH. It has a limited reader base, not enough to gain a feature. I'm tempted to say same for "Boone's Farm", but am not sure. Maybe in a couple of days, it's kind of cutting and maybe too much for a feature page. What do you think on Boone's? Thanks. Yeah, I'd say take that off too, it's too mean to the poor company who was maintaing a pr page here. Maybe leaving them with that page is fine, but to feature it is rubbing it in. Aleister 19:57 26-5-'12

I've removed UnBooks:A new lease on life from VFH for you. I'm not sure about Boone's Farm yet, though. I'd rather leave it be for now and let people comment on it before possibly closing the nom. Unless if you insist, that is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 27 May 2012

Thanks for the removal. Sure, on Boone's, let it ride, but the ship is sinking with no hands left on deck. Aleister 1:04 Boobday, May, 2012

Looking at the Boone's Farm page I wouldn't want to list it as a feature. It's more of a rant about Boone's Farm, and only because they used this site as a P.R. outpost for years. But that fact is lost in the article, so it just comes across as mean. If you could remove it from its place on VFH, appreciated. Thanks. (and where's the next Bettie Page article you promised?) Aleister 20:12 27-5-'12

Okay, I closed the nomination. (I'm having a bit of writer's block at the moment. Why don't you write one?) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 27 May 2012

Thanks! It was failing anyway, although it was nice of you and others to vote for it. Writer's block????? All you have to do is look at a pic of Bettie in repose and it will all come back to you. Although you may not have it long. But then another look 20 minutes later and you're ready to go again. I just made up that things about you promising. Aleister 20:52 27-5-'12

I had a hunch about that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:13, 27 May 2012

VFH

You know, we lowered the VPA goal from 20 to 15 a while back, but this change was updated only on VFHS, not on VFH or the site notice, which might get confusing. -- Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:26, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Nice catch. Fixed now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:31, 28 May 2012

Emile Heskey

You should probably just protect that article for now; the dumb fuckers won't leave it alone. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 28 '12 11:57 (UTC)

Done. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:06, 28 May 2012

Christina Aguilera

Okay, so I love your article about Christina Aguilera (whore robot, lol, so true it's funny), and I would like to move a copy of it out of the Userspace (AKA copy and past the formatting and call it an article). What I am doing is asking your permission to do so. Of course I will cite you as the creator, and if I don't, you can probably tell MrN9000. Pretty pleeeaaassseee? I think it will probably have pretty good chances of surviving, since unfortunately, I can't link to a namespace :(. --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 20:20, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, you mean this? The thing is, it's not really mine. It was voted for deletion at one point and I saved it in my userspace. Generally speaking, a previously VFDed article in userspace needs to undergo significant improvements before it can be moved back to mainspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 29 May 2012

Okay, i'll leave it where it is --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 19:42, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

VFD

There's a bunch of closed noms there. You know the drill. -- Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:40, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Taken care of. And when making requests to admins, it's more convenient if you provide a link to the page that needs editing. Not that that was a big problem in this case, but just thought I'd tell you. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:09, 29 May 2012

Thx. Have you taken a look at Hermann Fegelein yet? -- Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:12, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

I seem to recall glancing at it some time recently. Is there something going on with the article? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 29 May 2012

Something like a colonization. Within about... um, (punches a few buttons on iPhone) 3 months it should be ready for another Pee Review and maybe even VFH. Anyway, we're looking for stuff related to the guy that we can parody. -- Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:20, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I don't know much about the guy. Looking at his picture though - was he blond? There were very few blond Nazi figures; maybe you can write something about that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:53, 29 May 2012

Note to self: Post to Talk:Hermann Fegelein explaining that Socky said that Fegelein might have been blond, and encourage Teamf1 to add stuff to the article about the Dumb Blondes whom Fegelein had sex with during his Nazi and Formula One career. -- Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:50, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Site notice

Socky, would you mind helping me inplement a new site notice for the text at teh top re:Forum:Site message that be from a list of articles on VFH with the text as follows:

What will be tomorrows featured article? Will it be NAME OF ARTCLE? Help us decide. We can be heroes.

--ShabiDOO 19:02, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

I changed it to something along those lines. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 31 May 2012

Thanks a million Socky. One quick thing though...as I said...the percentage never goes up...its always going down...and it probably makes the site look like its sinking. One way to do that would be to get rid of it. The other...would be to make it absurd like:

Goal:250

What do you think? --ShabiDOO 23:52, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

We had more than 10 votes per article a couple days ago, for multiple days in a row, so I have to disagree with you on that point. 15 doesn't seem too unrealistic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 1 June 2012

Since that banner has been there, the weekly average has been going down. There have been a few spikes. It has never come close to 15. --ShabiDOO 00:37, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

Well, let's hope that the new message encourages more people to vote then, hmm? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:55, 1 June 2012

But SPIKE has come back. How many more of him do you want? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:55, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

Lots more. We need as many SPIKEs as we can get. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:08, 1 June 2012

Constitution (Games)

Thanks for poopsmithing this; would you please also move it to Constitution (gaming) as I suggested on VFD? Move is restricted to sysop because of past abuse. I'll fix the links. Spıke ¬ 14:41 2-Jun-12

Sure thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:51, 2 June 2012

Now that I think about it, isn't "Constitution (character attribute)" a more informative title? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 2 June 2012

I'd stay with "gaming" as the other raises more questions than it answers. A character attribute is exactly what CON is, but "gaming" is the relevant field. The article is about the D&D rating (before now digressing into "Other constitutions" etc.). Separately, it looks as though the disambiguation page is the only link that should be changed, and you saw to it. Spıke ¬ 15:03 2-Jun-12

'Kay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:08, 2 June 2012

Also saw the other Constitution article you resuscitated into your userspace. Ugh! Good luck! Spıke ¬ 15:10 2-Jun-12

Yeah, some of the material seems interesting. If I ever use it, I'll definitely change the title, though. Also noticed a section that contains some of the same jokes as Constitution (gaming). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:17, 2 June 2012

Two to keep an eye on

GermanPug has recently joined and is touting Stupidedia as a/the German wiki our interwiki should point to. I comment somewhere that we might have to rethink our assumption that there is at most one analogous website per language.

I gave him an unfortunately harsh Pee Review of his Alexandr Lukaschenko, as it seemed like a hatchet-job to me. Today he has placed a "This article will give you AIDS" template on Swaziland. A revert of this might seem like a vendetta, but my opinion (based on small sample size) is that his sense of humor is heavy-handed; he may be here less to provide humor than many small pieces of his mind.

Separately, am watching FriendlyWalrus on Sephiroth despite not knowing who or what Sephiroth was. Am not sure his material is funny because it's funny, or funny because it's vaguely anti-Semitic. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 16:47 2-Jun-12

Yeah, to assume there can only be one satirical/humour/Wikipedia-parody wiki per language seems downright stupid. I've gathered that the anti-Wikia Uncyclomedia community have accepted Stupidedia into their midst (mostly because it's a non-Wikia wiki as opposed to the German Uncyclopedia). On the other hand, we have yet to come up with an official position on whether we consider Stupidedia to be part of the interlingual Uncyclopedia project. I'd hate to see some kind of vendetta emerging between Uncyclopedia and Stupidedia just because we're too busy procrastinating to arrange for the possibility of interwikilinks to different wikis in the same language.

And I'll be on the lookout for any suspicious activities from the two users in question. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:59, 2 June 2012