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Sorry I'm a bit late.

“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”

~ Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion

Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.

  • I am the Messiah.

Manifesto[edit | edit source]

Sympathy for the Cabal
Jagger F Christ

Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.

The following action is therefore recommended:

  • Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
  • Remove most of the user and IP blocks

He also recommends:

  • Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
  • Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
  • Patrolled edits.

I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.



Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
"Ccr kicks ass. And seriously could that guitar cable be any shorter!?"

Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago

"1969 im sure they was all short"

counternub405 2 days ago

"It's a wound cable, you'd be surprised how much give they have."

Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit | edit source]

– .Lyrithya 00:44, 9 March 2014 (UTC)
Jesus F Christ approves the above messages.
Jesus F Christ casts shame.


Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit | edit source]

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Chia bas the 14th letter of the Eglish alphabet by PF4Eva23:42, 18 January 2025 (hist) by L10nM4st3r
The Pope Finally Came! by DeletedUser51be906d05:03, 18 January 2025 (hist) by L10nM4st3r
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Kim Kardashian Starts Rebellion Over Milkshakes in Bahrain by EricIsOnFire22:25, 17 January 2025 (hist) by L10nM4st3r
NFL owners approve speed limit, ban trick plays by MrX15:58, 16 January 2025 (hist) by MrX
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Vladimir Putin by 15Mickey2000:40, 21 January 2025 (hist) by Alula
AI generated slop by Tin of Sardines00:39, 21 January 2025 (hist) by Alula
Mario by MadMax00:35, 21 January 2025 (hist) by The PS2 Guy
Brain rot by Somebetterusername00:35, 21 January 2025 (hist) by TheAngryStickFigure
Titanic (1997 film) by 2601:183:4A81:9D63:FE9C:B979:F4EB:8C2A00:27, 21 January 2025 (hist) by TheAngryStickFigure
Greta Thunberg by Michael942200:10, 21 January 2025 (hist) by TheAngryStickFigure
Freedom  23:23, 20 January 2025 (hist) by Alula
A story built one byte at a time by L10nM4st3r23:20, 20 January 2025 (hist) by DaniPine3
A story built one image at a time by Brown962223:18, 20 January 2025 (hist) by Alula
Bowser Koopa by Reid999923:13, 20 January 2025 (hist) by Alula
A story built one clause at a time by Willy on wheels23:10, 20 January 2025 (hist) by Alula
A story built one phrase at a time by Willy on wheels23:09, 20 January 2025 (hist) by Alula
Beaux-Arts architecture  22:59, 20 January 2025 (hist) by Alula


Articles to fixLast Edit

...and don't forget Special:NewPages .

References[edit | edit source]

  1. I hope that clears up any possible identification issues

See also[edit | edit source]