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Sorry I'm a bit late.

“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”

~ Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion

Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.

  • I am the Messiah.

Manifesto[edit]

Sympathy for the Cabal
Jagger F Christ

Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.

The following action is therefore recommended:

  • Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
  • Remove most of the user and IP blocks

He also recommends:

  • Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
  • Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
  • Patrolled edits.

I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.



Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
"Ccr kicks ass. And seriously could that guitar cable be any shorter!?"

Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago

"1969 im sure they was all short"

counternub405 2 days ago

"It's a wound cable, you'd be surprised how much give they have."

Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit]

– .Lyrithya 00:44, 9 March 2014 (UTC)
Jesus F Christ approves the above messages.
Jesus F Christ casts shame.


Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit]

Also...

UnNewsLast Edit
Empress of Europe interdicts Brexit! by Uwe Kulick18:04, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Uwe Kulick
Giants more likely to die, studies say by XDshempXD10:46, 17 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
PBS Kids debuts disruptive lower third logo by RealLifeCartman22:13, 15 July 2019 (hist) by RealLifeCartman
The state of America: Orlando, Dallas, election, and more by PF4Eva22:02, 10 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
An open letter to electors by PF4Eva00:54, 9 July 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Riots and protests virtually ignored by Fox News by RealLifeCartman06:17, 3 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Scholars Discover 19th Century Erotic Fanfic by Cap'n Ben05:08, 3 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Apple "stunned" to find stats on reception and profit are crap by SPIKE04:05, 3 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
United States government cracks down on digital piracy by Yoyoddd04:04, 3 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Google implements gays-only employment policy by Funnybony04:00, 3 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva


MainLast Edit
Roblox by TangentSine13:23, 19 July 2019 (hist) by 50.24.123.128
Australia by UnholySauce11:35, 19 July 2019 (hist) by Somematchyguy19
Tank by John Lydon11:03, 19 July 2019 (hist) by 223.24.128.96
Silvio Berlusconi by 81.211.158.24604:23, 19 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
Noble gases by Miley Spears03:46, 19 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
Billinge, Merseyside by SaintJayJay21:24, 18 July 2019 (hist) by 176.27.46.215
Turd world by Kakun19:49, 18 July 2019 (hist) by Kakun
Belgium by 194.60.97.514:46, 18 July 2019 (hist) by 85.115.61.180
North Avenue Trade School by 97.80.157.3214:15, 18 July 2019 (hist) by 130.132.173.195
Red Oktoberfest Revolution of 1917 by 180.190.55.12105:24, 18 July 2019 (hist) by 180.190.55.121
Jethro Tull by Dinkydarko23:55, 17 July 2019 (hist) by NoNamesLeft
The Hardy Boys by Priyananda20:56, 17 July 2019 (hist) by 10ur
Gray by Nazlfrag16:27, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Alvgjerd
Norwegian by 180.190.55.12111:15, 17 July 2019 (hist) by 180.190.55.121
Essex by 180.190.55.12111:06, 17 July 2019 (hist) by 180.190.55.121
Maus by Plague Doktor04:59, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Plague Doktor
Hell's Masterchef by Doracake04:52, 17 July 2019 (hist) by 173.120.215.10
NSA by 203.62.10.303:33, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
James Webb Space Telescope by 68.11.144.6003:30, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
Wilhelm II, German Emperor by Castironpants02:28, 17 July 2019 (hist) by 187.84.75.20


Articles to fixLast Edit
Wind by Mr.ZinkyWinks01:32, 27 December 2017 (hist) by Anonymouqs
Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
Gymnastics by McAusten10:13, 14 February 2019 (hist) by McAusten
James Carville by Fred Nietzsche13:42, 19 February 2019 (hist) by The Pioneer
Tron by 73.96.105.10207:40, 13 June 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Pingu by Moi07:06, 25 June 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode

...and don't forget Special:NewPages .

References[edit]

  1. I hope that clears up any possible identification issues

See also[edit]