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Sorry I'm a bit late.

“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”

~ Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion

Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.

  • I am the Messiah.

Manifesto[edit]

Sympathy for the Cabal
Jagger F Christ

Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.

The following action is therefore recommended:

  • Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
  • Remove most of the user and IP blocks

He also recommends:

  • Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
  • Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
  • Patrolled edits.

I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.



Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
"Ccr kicks ass. And seriously could that guitar cable be any shorter!?"

Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago

"1969 im sure they was all short"

counternub405 2 days ago

"It's a wound cable, you'd be surprised how much give they have."

Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit]

– .Lyrithya 00:44, 9 March 2014 (UTC)
Jesus F Christ approves the above messages.
Jesus F Christ casts shame.


Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit]

Also...

UnNewsLast Edit
Obama, GOP do one final deal by SPIKE07:54, 10 December 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Main Page by General Specific05:09, 10 December 2019 (hist) by CandidToaster
Main Page/styles.css by CandidToaster05:07, 10 December 2019 (hist) by CandidToaster
US "folding money" is crap by SPIKE10:49, 8 December 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Trump claims toilets don't suck enough, vows to deregulate by Simsilikesims00:20, 8 December 2019 (hist) by Simsilikesims
Archive by General Specific06:26, 7 December 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Epstein didn't kill himself, says Kotter by PF4Eva06:18, 7 December 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Study reveals millions of American voters voted faithlessly in 2016 by DWIII21:20, 6 December 2019 (hist) by DWIII
Eddie Van Halen: Who's Billie Eilish? by PF4Eva16:35, 6 December 2019 (hist) by Kakun
Police seize $37 billion cash in Federal Reserve Bank raid by DWIII13:17, 3 December 2019 (hist) by DWIII


MainLast Edit
Vodka by 128.252.199.24114:48, 10 December 2019 (hist) by AirborneKittens
Water by MadMax14:43, 10 December 2019 (hist) by AirborneKittens
Jean-Michelle Jarre by RabidBaby13:20, 10 December 2019 (hist) by RabidBaby
Brexit by Arthur13:05, 10 December 2019 (hist) by 217.168.17.4
Acevedo Sequera Lazaro by Sequera Lazaro12:27, 10 December 2019 (hist) by Sequera Lazaro
Widge by 217.22.157.3611:32, 10 December 2019 (hist) by 217.22.157.36
The Shaggs by Barushi11:16, 10 December 2019 (hist) by Barushi
Coprophilia by Almoshowers11:05, 10 December 2019 (hist) by 212.92.122.26
Banana by 66.56.253.11606:10, 10 December 2019 (hist) by CandidToaster
Public school by 82.44.103.20106:10, 10 December 2019 (hist) by CandidToaster
Feces by Gramlin06:10, 10 December 2019 (hist) by CandidToaster
Baby food by InfiniteMonkey06:10, 10 December 2019 (hist) by CandidToaster
Kill by 131.227.231.1905:56, 10 December 2019 (hist) by CandidToaster
Beowulf by Hyetts23:00, 9 December 2019 (hist) by Hyetts
Gustavo by 177.98.17.12521:49, 9 December 2019 (hist) by 177.98.17.125
Guilherme by 177.98.17.12521:48, 9 December 2019 (hist) by 177.98.17.125
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan by AbondenedZeus21:01, 9 December 2019 (hist) by AbondenedZeus
Turkey by Xamralco16:43, 9 December 2019 (hist) by AbondenedZeus
List Of Lies by Aggin1916:16, 9 December 2019 (hist) by Aggin19
Aimsplode did nothing wrong by Rooomy15:36, 9 December 2019 (hist) by Rooomy


Articles to fixLast Edit
Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
Wind by Mr.ZinkyWinks17:18, 30 November 2019 (hist) by Mamamia5x

...and don't forget Special:NewPages .

References[edit]

  1. I hope that clears up any possible identification issues

See also[edit]