User:Jesus F Christ

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is Unknown. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

Sorry I'm a bit late.

“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”

~ Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion

Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.

  • I am the Messiah.


Sympathy for the Cabal
Jagger F Christ

Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.

The following action is therefore recommended:

  • Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
  • Remove most of the user and IP blocks

He also recommends:

  • Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
  • Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
  • Patrolled edits.

I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.

Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
"Ccr kicks ass. And seriously could that guitar cable be any shorter!?"

Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago

"1969 im sure they was all short"

counternub405 2 days ago

"It's a wound cable, you'd be surprised how much give they have."

Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit]

– .Lyrithya 00:44, 9 March 2014 (UTC)
Jesus F Christ approves the above messages.
Jesus F Christ casts shame.

Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit]


UnNewsLast Edit
Empress of Europe interdicts Brexit! by Uwe Kulick18:04, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Uwe Kulick
Giants more likely to die, studies say by XDshempXD10:46, 17 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
PBS Kids debuts disruptive lower third logo by RealLifeCartman22:13, 15 July 2019 (hist) by RealLifeCartman
The state of America: Orlando, Dallas, election, and more by PF4Eva22:02, 10 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
An open letter to electors by PF4Eva00:54, 9 July 2019 (hist) by Kevindong
Riots and protests virtually ignored by Fox News by RealLifeCartman06:17, 3 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Scholars Discover 19th Century Erotic Fanfic by Cap'n Ben05:08, 3 July 2019 (hist) by Supergeeky1
Apple "stunned" to find stats on reception and profit are crap by SPIKE04:05, 3 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
United States government cracks down on digital piracy by Yoyoddd04:04, 3 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Google implements gays-only employment policy by Funnybony04:00, 3 July 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva

MainLast Edit
Roblox by TangentSine13:23, 19 July 2019 (hist) by
Australia by UnholySauce11:35, 19 July 2019 (hist) by Somematchyguy19
Tank by John Lydon11:03, 19 July 2019 (hist) by
Silvio Berlusconi by, 19 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
Noble gases by Miley Spears03:46, 19 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
Billinge, Merseyside by SaintJayJay21:24, 18 July 2019 (hist) by
Turd world by Kakun19:49, 18 July 2019 (hist) by Kakun
Belgium by, 18 July 2019 (hist) by
North Avenue Trade School by, 18 July 2019 (hist) by
Red Oktoberfest Revolution of 1917 by, 18 July 2019 (hist) by
Jethro Tull by Dinkydarko23:55, 17 July 2019 (hist) by NoNamesLeft
The Hardy Boys by Priyananda20:56, 17 July 2019 (hist) by 10ur
Gray by Nazlfrag16:27, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Alvgjerd
Norwegian by, 17 July 2019 (hist) by
Essex by, 17 July 2019 (hist) by
Maus by Plague Doktor04:59, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Plague Doktor
Hell's Masterchef by Doracake04:52, 17 July 2019 (hist) by
NSA by, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
James Webb Space Telescope by, 17 July 2019 (hist) by Hieywiey
Wilhelm II, German Emperor by Castironpants02:28, 17 July 2019 (hist) by

Articles to fixLast Edit
Wind by Mr.ZinkyWinks01:32, 27 December 2017 (hist) by Anonymouqs
Category:Random by Sikon20:46, 16 October 2018 (hist) by TangentSine
Gymnastics by McAusten10:13, 14 February 2019 (hist) by McAusten
James Carville by Fred Nietzsche13:42, 19 February 2019 (hist) by The Pioneer
Tron by, 13 June 2019 (hist) by PF4Eva
Pingu by Moi07:06, 25 June 2019 (hist) by Aimsplode

...and don't forget Special:NewPages .


  1. I hope that clears up any possible identification issues

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