User:Jesus F Christ
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“Crucifixion hurts less than not being able to edit a page on Uncyclopedia”
– Jesus F Christ on Crucifixion
Jesus F Christ is a desperate, degenerated, washed up, ex-Jesii with one hell of a Messiah complex on his hands.[1] Because of this Jesus F Christ has returned to give god another o and take back all the d evil is giving.
- I am the Messiah.
Manifesto[edit | edit source]
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– Jagger F Christ |
Jesus F Christ follows a strict fundamentalist view that Uncyclopedia should be both fun, and mental, with absolutely no amen getting in the way.
The following action is therefore recommended:
- Remove semi-protection from virtually every mainspace page
- Remove most of the user and IP blocks
He also recommends:
- Giving bureaucrat and checkuser rights and to all community appointed administrators
- Giving sysop rights to lots and lots of other users.
- Patrolled edits.
I believe all of Uncyclopedia should do this.
Roadside Stew3 5 weeks ago
Gavin Derifield2 2 weeks ago
counternub405 2 days ago
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Quotes Jesus F Christ wishes Jesus F Christ had said, but didn't[edit | edit source]
| “ | If you want to reunite, then reunite. This was not supposed to be a split. The only reason it was a split was because there were those who chose not to come with us, and who made it a split. In doing so they have undermined everything the rest of us have put into improving Uncyclopedia.
So I ask: While things at the time could have been handled better, does everything we have done, everything we have put into this, the hours, the money, the pain and sweat, does this mean nothing to you? All the hours spent on writing, on the pictures, the voting, the development and operations, on trying to coordinate with the other projects, on trying to do what is best for the project, does this really mean nothing? What we put into this, it wasn't because we were selfish and wanted Uncyclopedia for ourselves, it was because we wanted Uncyclopedia to be better, to do things Wikia could never support, because their direction simply wasn't ours. Their platform was no longer what we needed, and that's fine - they can do what they want. We wanted to use a supported skin and not have to reinvent the wheel just so we could have something that just looks like it and doesn't even fully work. We wanted to have the site work in IE, to have interlanguage links to the smaller projects and encourage growth there as well. We wanted to be able to write new features according to what we need, and collaborate upstream. We wanted to be able to determine for ourselves what is allowed and what isn't, and what our overall direction would be. So we left Wikia. And we're right here. If you want to reunite, then reunite. If not, then shame on you. |
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Jesus F Christ casts shame. |
Pages Jesus F Christ would edit[edit | edit source]
- User:Kip the Dip/bibliography
- <Insert your article here>
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References[edit | edit source]
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