User:Uncle J

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Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner January 2012
Canada
This user is Canadian
and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Uncle J also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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Bio[edit | edit source]

  • Age: Old enough to know better than to answer a question like this
  • Race: Human
  • Sex: Yes Please
  • Sexual Orientation: I like chicks
  • Religion: I'll believe it when I see it
  • Nationality: Terran
  • Species: Hetero sapiens
  • Political Affliation: Anyone who does not belong to the Republican Party of the United States or the Liberal Party of Canada Conservative Party of Canada (they are even worse), two of the most corrupt regimes in the (supposed) free world.
  • Favourite TV Show: Trailer Park Boys

Quotes from Uncle J[edit | edit source]

  • Old enough to drive old enough to be driven (An argument for raising the age of consent to 16 rather than 14)
  • Old enough to get paid, old enough to get laid (Another argument for making the age of consent 16 because you need to be 16 to work in most provinces)
  • Straight until proven gay (a play on innocent until proven guilty)
  • Are you staying at the Rico Suave (Rocco Forte)
  • We've been in Queer all night (cue)
  • I want a fucking Cyrus radio (Sirius)
  • I don't like staying at the Paris Hilton, its too small and there isn't enough ball room
  • Anal sex is shitty
  • He's a biped (short form for bisexual pedophile, a play on words because biped also means two legged animal)

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For voting on Jihad My Ride.
"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"
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Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism

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Awards I've Created[edit | edit source]

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Uncle J thanks you

Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.


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