User:Jesus F Christ/Dessert

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Questions Jesus F Christ would liked answered in Heaven and Hell. Wherever that may be.

  • Is this wiki used for commercial purposes?
  • Is there something I don't understand?

Is this wiki used for commercial purposes?[edit | edit source]

If so, please stop using Uncyclopedia for commercial purposes. If the url of this wiki is owned by a commercial company and yet Uncyclopedia does not, and never will make profit for that organisation why does that commercial company have any involvement whatsoever with Uncyclopedia?

Is officially everything licensed under the Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0 license?[edit | edit source]

If so, what do the words "NonCommercial — You may not use the material for commercial purposes." mean to this wiki?

If not, please tell me what licence this wiki uses.

Is there something I don't understand?[edit | edit source]

Perhaps you would be kind enough to explain it to me?


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All Uncyclopedias should have links to all other Uncyclopedias. If it's OK to link to the German Uncyclopedia why is it wrong for http://en.uncyclopedia.co/ and http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/ to link to each other? Why are both not linked (and appropriately described) from each others "In other languages" tab, and various other places?

Prefix URL Description Host Links to
af http://niesiklopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Afrakaans ??? en (Ænglisc w)
ar http://beidipedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Arabic wikia en (Ænglisc w)
bar http://stupidedia.org/stupi/wiki/Special:Recentchanges German ??? too stupid to link?
be http://paudurapedyja.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Belarusian ??? en
bg http://bg.oxypedia.net/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Bulgarian ??? en
bn http://bn.uncyc.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Bebgali ??? en
bs http://bs.neciklopedija.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Bosnian ??? en
cs http://necyklopedie.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Czech Wikia .org
cy http://cy.uncyclopedia.org.uk/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Welsh ??? en
da http://spademanns.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Danish Wikia .org (Ænglisc w)
de http://de.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges German ??? .org?
el http://frikipaideia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Greek Wikia .org
en http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Bullshit ??? en
eo http://neciklopedio.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Esperanto Wikia .org
es http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Spanish Wikia ??? (Ænglisc .org)
et http://ebatsuklopeedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Estonian ??? en (Ænglisc .org)
fa http://fa.uncyc.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Persian ??? en
fi http://hiki.pedia.ws/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Finnish ??? en
fo http://fo.ikkepedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges ??? ??? en
fr http://desencyclopedie.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges French Wikia .org
fy http://unsyklopedy.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges ??? ??? en
ga http://ga.uncyc.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Irish ??? en
gl http://desgalipedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Galician ??? en
got http://unsaiklopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Gothic ??? en
grc http://kakapedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges ??? ??? en
he http://eincyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Hebrew Wikia .org
hr http://hr.neciklopedija.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Croatian ??? en
hu http://unciklopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Hungarian ??? recent
hy http://angragitaran.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Armenian ??? en
id http://tolololpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Indonesian Wikia .org (Ænglisc w)
ie http://ninciclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Ido? ??? en (Ænglisc w)
io http://io.neciklopedio.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Ido? ??? en (Ænglisc w)
is http://is.ikkepedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Icelantic ??? en
it http://nonciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Italian Wikia .org (Ænglisc w)
ja http://ansaikuropedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Japanese ??? en (Ænglisc w)
ka http://anciklopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Georgian ??? en (Ænglisc w)
km http://km.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Khmer ??? en (Ænglisc w)
ko http://uncyclopedia.kr/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Korean ??? en (Ænglisc w)
la http://uncapaedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Latin ??? en (Ænglisc w)
lb http://kengencyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges ??? ??? ???
li http://kwatsjpedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Dutch? ??? en
lo http://lo.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Lao? ??? en
lt http://juokopedija.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Lithuanian ??? en (Ænglisc w)
lv http://lv.neciklopedija.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Latvian ??? en (Ænglisc w)
mg http://hatsiklopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges ??? ??? ???
mk http://mk.neciklopedija.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Macedonian ??? en (Ænglisc w)
mn http://mn.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Mongolian ??? en
mo http://uichipedia.net/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Moldovan ??? en (Ænglisc w)
ms http://bodohpedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Malai ??? en (Ænglisc w)
mwl http://cciclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Mirandes ??? en
nds http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges German ??? en
nl http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Dutch ??? en
nn http://ikkjepedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Norwegian ??? en (Ænglisc w)
no http://ikkepedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Norwegian ??? en (Ænglisc w)
oc http://oisquipedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Occitan ??? en
pl http://nonsensopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Polish Wikia .org
pt http://desciclopedia.ws/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Portuguese ??? en
ro http://neciclopedie.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Romanian ??? en
ru http://absurdopedia.net/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Russian ??? en
sco http://scotypedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Glaswegian ??? en
simple http://simple.uncyc.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Simple bullshit ??? en
sk http://necyklopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Slovak Wikia .org (Ænglisc w)
sl http://butalopedija.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Slovenian ??? Not linked???
sr http://sr.neciklopedija.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Serbian ??? en
sv http://psyklopedin.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Swedish ??? en
th http://th.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Thia ??? en (Ænglisc w)
tl http://pekepedia.net/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Tagalog ??? en
tlh http://tlh.uncyc.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Klingon ??? en
tr http://yansiklopedi.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Turkish ??? en
uk http://inciklopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Ukrainian ??? en
vls http://kweenipedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges ??? ??? en
zea http://zea.oncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Dutch? ??? en
zh http://cn.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/Special:Recentchanges Chinese Simplified Han Wikia .org
zh-hk http://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Chinese Traditional Han ??? en(VD) (Ænglisc w)
zh-tw http://uncyclopedia.tw/wiki/Special:Recentchanges Chinese Traditional Han ??? en(VD) (Ænglisc w)
Come on boys, you can play better than that.

The above is clearly Fucking ridiculous.

This is because of difference of opinion regarding the understanding of the word "Profit".

With the way interwiki links are set up currently it is possible to be reading an article on the English Uncyclopedia in Heaven, and then click on a "In other languages version" of the same article, but in a different language, and then when you click back on the English version you get sent straight to hell. I do recognise that editing in hell is necessary, as funding lucifers empire is considered by some to be a worthy and noble cause, and so I also point out that it is (apparently) possible to be reading an article in English hell, switch to a different language, and then find yourself editing in Heaven. That being something which those accustomed used to sucking on lucifers penis might find difficult to acclimatize to. Especially if they got less publicity as a result.

I think that all Uncyclopedians regardless of if they happen to edit in heaven or hell would agree that status quo were not actually all that good a band. Probably not as good the stones anyway. Anyway, we all don't want this.

Personally, I think the problem is that Lucifer does not want people in hell to know about heaven.

I don't think Lucifer is going to change his mind about this, and I don't think Lucifer actually cares about Uncyclopedia. I do however know that all Uncyclopedians do care about Uncyclopedia, regardless of if they currently happen to edit in heaven or hell.

Although I don't think Lucifer will change his mind in Hell, I do think Heaven can change their mind if it wants to. That's why it's Heaven. Actually, currently many of the other language Uncyclopedia which are not controlled by lucifer actually currently link to both heaven and hell, although possibly more by accident than intention. If heaven did change its minds about how it thinks about hell, it could also change the views of the friends of Heaven that currently don't link their articles to Hell at all. If heaven wanted to that is.

I think that WE (if this wiki is heaven) should therefore create a new interwiki link for the "for profit" version of Uncyclopedia. I think that other languages which are sympathetic to Heaven should link to both the English version of Uncyclopedia in Heaven and the version in hell.

I recommend that all Uncyclopedia in all languages create a new interwiki link which will sit underneath "English" in the "In other languages tab". This new interwiki link should be called "English (for profit)"

For example an interwiki list might look something like:

...
Dansk
Deutsch
Ελληνικά
English
English (for profit)
Esperanto
Español
...

If we have an interwiki link for recent changes, and the main page that would be a dam good start, and would mean most people saw it.

I also recommend that Uncyclopedias which are under the control of Lucifer to take this action, although I'm not able to suggest an appropriately amusing slogan, and they will need to get a hell staff member to edit the interwiki list. Which they will not do because Lucifer has a terrible sense of humour.

I think that if all Uncyclopedias (that are allowed to) did this it would be very funny. Very fucking funny.

Because of this I wholeheartedly recommend the above action.

As a supporter of Heaven, and speaking about Heaven... I have no fear whatsoever of losing readers or editors to hell by linking to hell. Readers and editors don't get into heaven by chance. If you are in heaven it's because you choose to be there by your own actions. I wonder if Lucifer can say the same of his uninformed minions? I don't think Lucifer can, and I think that's very funny. I would also like to see what Lucifer might do in response if we did this. We could have a lot of fun in many different ways laughing at him. He would not like that.