User:Jesus F Christ/Sins
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Sins recently committed by Jesus F Christ[edit | edit source]
Jesus F Christ is not sure if the following are sins, but he thinks they probably are.
- 23 May 2014: Edited Wikipedia. Although, this editing was to the Uncyclopedia article on Wikipedia it was still editing on Wikipedia.
- 23 May 2014: Edited in hell. For Jesus F Christ this is probably an extremely serious sin covered under Honour thy father and thy mother. However, because he met Benson along the way he has almost completely forgiven himself already.
25 May 2014: Accidentally, somehow, uploaded various videos in hell place without pushing the upload, or save buttons. Jesus F Christ is not sure if this counts as a sin because (in the end) he did not actually "edit" in hell, but was clearly thinking about doing so. Jesus F Christ thinks this probably counts as 1/2 a sin. Maybe 2/3.*Update* 14:46, 9 June 2014: sin forgiven by Llwy-ar-lawr (not JFC's fault)- 25 May 2014: Edited in hell again. again ... This time to add a video to someone's talk page. Again, strange things in preview... Many videos uploaded... He will probably get banned for this. Is there no end to the sinning of Jesus F Christ?
- 29 May 2014: Was accused of plotting to edit in wikipedia. Although Jesus F Christ was not actually plotting to edit in wikipedia he must admit that he had mentioned wikipedia, and in a forum, and so, it probably all adds up to one sin altogether.
- 29 May 2014: Got Fucking bored of typing Jesus Fucking Christ, and changed to the more streamlined Jesus F Christ. Also, removed the requirement for converts to cut off their penis' and or have one attached.
Jesus F Christ hopes that he will be able to forgive not just these sins, but also other sins which he may have committed recently but forgotten about.
Older sins[edit | edit source]
The following sins have either been forgiven, or are too large a sin to forgive that they have been forgotten about.
- 04:43, 2 November 2008 Editing Wikipedia
- 06:18, 2 November 2008 JFC himself made Uncyclopedia humours on wikipedia.
Jesus F Christ's Parables. He is sorry.