User:Jesus F Christ/JOB
Uncyclopedia is your job. No one is paid to be here. Like you I am in no way obligated to be here or to do anything here.
You will treat me with respect because I am not paid to put up with you. If you are a dick, I will edit another wiki. I do not need to tolerate disruptive administrators.
If I want you to perform a task which I can not, I will ask you to do it. You do not have to do it, but if not you must agree that more administrators may be required.
I do not care how many hilarious ban reasons you have written and contributed. If you are being mean and disruptive, I will edit another wiki. No writer would tolerate it.
I do not need to accept your laziness because there is no need for you here. Everything is voluntary. Anyone may walk away from this. If you don't want to administrate Uncyclopedia, leave. You will be replaced.
No one is above anyone. Admins just choose to put in more time dealing with unpleasant things. Do not turn into a self-important lazy individual. Admins can perform some actions on the wiki which others can not and that gives them an elevated position of responsibility that they chose to accept when the community appointed them. If you don't want that appointment anymore leave. You will be replaced.
And don't go around threatening to ban people if you are frustrated. It's not good for the karma.
You are required to be funny and not just stupid. Sorry.
Uncyclopedia is your job. You are an Uncyclopedia Admin.