User talk:Kalidosa
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Kalidosa, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
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11:20, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
UnNews:Meteorite smashes NASA window, staff acting strangely[edit source]
Welcome to UnNews and thank you for your contribution! I renamed it, as we don't use complete sentences with periods, and the title of the page is also the UnNews headline. It's quite a stretch from the source page...but that's not a bad thing. I will go in and make the dateline a link. Be sure to read our nifty Style Guide and maybe even my Letter from the Chief. Spıke ¬ 02:22 15-Mar-11
Mithraism[edit source]
Hi Kalidosa. Just dropped in to say Hi. I see you have slapped together a nice article there. I too have been tweaking with it for some time now. Seems we have some common interests....:-)JamesSomething 11:25, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
Welcome back![edit source]
I happened to click the link to your talkpage and noticed the welcome message by Mordillo, the presence of which implies that you registered quite a while ago. So I thought I'd say something nice to welcome you back. And good luck with your Philosophy of Science article. ; ) —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:24, 4 June 2012
Welcome back again![edit source]
I happened to click the link to your talkpage and noticed the welcome message by Mordillo, the presence of which implies that you registered quite a while ago. So I thought I'd say something nice to welcome you back. And good luck with your Zero (Roman emperor) article. Live long and prosper. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 04:54 18 June 2013
Headquarters[edit source]
I nominated your article JFC 23:11. May 29
Far side of the moon[edit source]
You were working on this fairly recently, but it seems it got deleted thanks to the construction tag I stuck on it. Would you like it back? (I'm sure you'd like it back.) If you were done with it, I'll restore it and remove the tag. If you weren't done with it and would like it back, I'll move it to your userspace. I think it was a good article so I'm sorry I caused it to get deleted and I'd like to see it put back. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:48, 9 Jun 2014