User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive2

                                                 

Don't take it too hard

Just try to remember that drive-by commenting on a user's talkpage in a conversation in which you aren't involved looks the same there as it is in the real world (which is why I generally try to avoid doing so). Plus Poo Lit is Poo Lit. If we make exceptions there for one user, pretty soon there are no rules at all. Do you know what happens then? Anarchy! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:16, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Vroom vroom! —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:29, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes, Anarchy! Break the chains of slavery! Abolish all authority!
Seriously though, I understand why Sycamore said all that stuff, even though he had no right to talk to me like that. He has no insight into my person whatsoever, so it's not up to him to judge my actions. I was just asking whether I could get some extra time or not. (The PLS page said something about entries being accepted late under certain conditions.) A simple "no" would have been sufficient.
Anyway, you don't need to worry about me. I won't be gone for too long. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:43, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Betty Ford again? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:13, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Nah. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

FWIW, everyone could see that Sycamore clearly had sand in his vagina. Try not to take it too personally. pillow talk 17:21, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

I have tried and failed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Hidden Page

You found my hidden page!

You get this award!

		The Hidden Page Barnstar
		I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you found. Amazing. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »

Oh, thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:45, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

In grongitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next coma to you. Thank you.

The following coma causes are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Overdose Car crash Beating Obscure, easily misdiagnosed illness

The article's genius was beyond question. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

VFD

Hi Sock. You know in the rules at the top of VFD, where it says "Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD"? You see how everyone else does that? (Even if it's one word, in the case of a recent Asahatter nom). Can you do that? Thanks. --UU - natter 12:58, Mar 25

Okay, I'll comment away! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:00, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Now, there's this thing called "VFD flooding". - Don't completely fill it, leave room for others to add a nom or two - you'll be able to add the rest soon enough. Again, people (including me and MrN) have had to do this before. --UU - natter 15:33, Mar 25

Don't worry. I'll restrain myself. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Cool. Ta! --UU - natter 15:35, Mar 25

Danke schön!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

‘’Thank you for supporting my recently featured article’’

Your support is greatly appreciated.

~ ‘’Guildensternenstein’’

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Glad I could help you out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Neil thanks you for voting! Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

Also I hope you get back soon, you're cool. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:35 26 March 2009

I plan on officially returning within a week or so. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

To help you move those pages :)

MrN 16:37, Mar 26

Thanks. Should I put that in my awards page? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:41, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Well if you don't consider it spam I guess... MrN 16:43, Mar 26

How in the world

Did you manage to edit conflict me on a little-used userspace template that hasn't been edited in two years? Seriously, how did you do that? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:41, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Coincidence? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

More like conspiracy. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:43, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

I just saw your talkpage pop up on RecentChanges, took a look, and saw a template messing things up. Sorry, no conspiracy here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Whatever. I'm adding another layer to my tinfoil hat tonight. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:48, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

It was destined! Fate brought us together! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:49, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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Ah yes, the gayness of Raiden. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Douche

Hey, you. I have a huge penis. Hey, I guess you want to thank me for allowing you to read something by me. Unfortunately for you, I am currently having sex with your girlfriend. She says, "Hi <insert name here>!" Did I mention how she loves my cock. By the way, my penis is huge. Good bye, peasant! And I've got a huge cock.

--MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah right. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:16, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

... You're alright Socky! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:12, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Uhhh....:P

I like pie mmm 00:59, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I like pie too! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I like pie more

I like pie... I just happen to... really!/Spam me/Spam doesn't taste as good as pie 05:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Eh?

Looks like that's fixed it to me. What are you talking about? MrN 04:44, Mar 30 fixed!]. On my computer anyway! MrN 04:47, Mar 30

You appear to be completely correct. Sorry, my mistake. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:48, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

You forgot your meds this morning again eh... MrN 04:49, Mar 30

Meds? What meds? I'm a perfectly normal person. It's just that I haven't slept for days. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:53, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Pssst. Hey Bud. C'mere.

Do you feel like nominating any dead elephants? I think I've totally poured over the sucker at this point in time and finished doing the tedious little checks and edits.--    14:09, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Message understood. Consider it arranged. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

You wanna nominate a really short piece of crap that only makes high people laugh?

I dare ya. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:27, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

What have I done? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

I can't really get away with this can I? MrN 01:44, Mar 31

Normally, I get that from Mordillo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:45, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

And if that fails, I'm putting this on there. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:07, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

You're still a pest

But a big thank you anyways.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm grateful that you managed to say something nice to me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:09, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

-Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:41, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

You deserved it. (RabbiTechno too, but he already got one.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:10, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

For your vote...

The Great Potato Massacre of March 2009 Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour.

--^Dame 21:53, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Your 'chopping skills are amazing! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey, don't let it get to my head! I might start chopping things other than potatoes... --^Dame 19:19, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Not my toes, I hope. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Mmmm... Interesting idea. You reckon we could get one of your toes on VFP? We could share credit... --^Dame 19:24, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

I got blisters from walking great distances throughout Paris. I doubt people want to see that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:26, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

I think we should let the voters decide... *edges towards Sock with semi-concealed ritual dagger* --^Dame 19:34, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I'd like to keep my toes where they are... *reveals sword* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

We all need to calm down...*takes out revolver* --Docile hippopotamus 11:39, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

We all need to have some sex... *takes out his big bazooka* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Do we need some drugs...*rings Stoned Jeff for the goods* --Docile hippopotamus 12:33, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

I got the booze and marijuana right here... *gets high and drunk, pukes* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:46, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

The evolution of this conversation astounds me. Pass the joint please. --^Dame 22:56, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Here you go, Sonje... *dreams of a wonderland full of rabbit holes and little girls* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

The Lewis Caroll comment I can live with, but the Lolita vibe is a bit creepy, dude... PS: Bless you for bringing closure to my sig btw. --^Dame 23:12, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Creeping people out. It's what I do best. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:15, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

That's one fucking ugly motherfucker

Lol. Got a good laugh out of me that comment. :) MrN 02:00, Apr 4

Glad you liked it. And I see you got yourself some shiny new boobs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:02, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

What the hell did you do to my pic?

My Jenny pic looks all screwed up now! Why did u change it and how can I change it back?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:08, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

You could've just reverted it to the previous version. It's just that the Jenny in that pic looks all distorted compared to the picture you got the face from. I tried my best to make it look better, though I'm aware that my colours didn't match. I'm sorry if you didn't like it. I'm really sorry about all of this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:20, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

The Stench of Defeat

I'm glad you liked it. Do you think I should work on it some more, or send it to the mainspace and get it PEE'd? Saberwolf116 02:32, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, if you plan on getting it peed, you may want to wait 'til after the review and make some more improvements before moving it to mainspace. I like your rewrite the way it is now, but some may not share this view. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:26, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I can get it reviewed in userspace? I thought it was just mainspace. Saberwolf116 13:02, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Yup, it's rather common actually. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

press

hey sock, might you care to comment on the subject of the unsignpost story that i haven't started writing yet? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:26, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Cabal? What cabal? There is no cabal. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:58, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

What the fuck is a NetBar? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Huh? What are you talking about? Of course I'm drunk. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:21, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Sup.

How's tricks? -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:59, 9 Apr

Rather tricky actually. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:00, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Did they get you with the old "what's on your shirt?" gag too? Tricky bastards! -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:07, 9 Apr

They got me alright. They got me good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Have I ever told you I think you're swell? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:18, 9 Apr

Not until now. Thanks for voting for me! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

You deserve it. I'm always seeing you trying to be helpful. Plus you give the impression that you don't take this place or yourself too seriously unlike some other users I could mention. I like that, so I like you. Wanna catch a movie? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:25, 9 Apr

Are there chicks in it? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Dude, is there any other kind of movie? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:38, 9 Apr

Not that I know of anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:42, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

In any case, don't let the bastards get you down dude. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:47, 9 Apr

Don't worry. In case of emergence, I can always rely on these pictures to cheer me up. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Glad I could help! -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:08, 9 Apr

This is the best movie ever, guys. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:32, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

You were asking for it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:39, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey..

Just saw that thing you put on my talk page, it really helped. Did you just make that or do you send it to every n00b that logs in for the first time? (Sorry if I'm acting like an uber n00b) Drunk Monkey 17:37, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

I use it for multiple new users, but I really mean what I say in it, every time I post it. I'm glad it was helpful to you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the friendly welcome indeed. :D --Quaazi 17:15, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:16, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey, how do you make a new sig? I don't want mine to be just my name, it's really boring.Drunk Monkey 17:47, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Make a template at User:Drunk Monkey/sig. Then put {{subst:nosubst|User:Drunk Monkey/sig}} in that signature thingy at your preferences and don't forgot to mark that "Custom signature" thingy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:51, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm having trouble finding code for a signature, like making it pop out and stuff like that..Drunk Monkey 21:10, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

You can take a look at mine. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

I know it isn't your fault, but my dad saw the porn you posted somewhere above this. He was really pissed, I got banned from Uncyclopedia for a week or so. );Drunk Monkey 01:16, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

You shouldn't allow your parents to watch what you're doing on the computer. They'll be all paranoid about who knows what. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, my parents are pretty retarded. Thanks for all the help, by the way.-dRuNk MoNkEy

New sig!

Test. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:28, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

what happened to your old signature? you sold out good sig. --Docile hippopotamus 00:24, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:50, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Well done

Actually I read what you wrote again and it's not quite right... it just gives the next day that doesn't have an article queued for featuring, in a way that means it doesn't have to be subst'd, like in {{nextfeatureslot}}. Close though. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:39, 10 Apr 2009

Woohoo! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:52, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

How dare you!

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie™ and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie™ They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

.....Try and promulgate your leftist "God Is Dead" philosophies on UncyclopediA! If you ever want to vent some steam just look that guy up and give him a holler'. I bet he'd argue with you for days. Thanks for the gumball Socky!--    11:25, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Hot! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:26, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

NEW SIG!

A SOCKPUPPET IS BORN! Saberwolf116 12:28, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

BORN AGAIN WITH GREATER POWER THAN BEFORE! MUAHAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Get Over Jenny

it's nommed. Do I have your vote?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

You can count on me... but there's still one thing I'd like to settle... see Sonje's talkpage... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

HowTo

Hi there Socky. Seeing as you're all active and stuff, and seem to have enough time on your hands, fancy a responsibility? I've been looking after the HowTo page for a while, but as you may have noticed, I've been IRL busy as fuck recently and have had limited time to do proper Uncyc stuff. So would you like to give me a hand with the page? If you're interested, I'll let you know what to do. --UU - natter 09:38, Apr 11

Well, maybe I'm interested, though it depends on what I'll have to do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:44, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

It's not actually that much, TBH, the main thing is changing the featured HowTo every thursday. As you'll see if you look at the history of the feature page, I haven't been on the case that much recently. Just skim through the recent HowTos on the main page, see if there's a half decent one that isn't on the recently featured list, and switch 'em over. Again, look at the featured page history to see how to change it over (it's not rocket science - I can do it!) Possibly tidy up any articles you feature, although it's not necessary. Usefully, there's never been a vote for featured HowTo, so you can just find one you think is good enough. If there are none on the recent list, find one from Category:HowTo. You don't even have to add a template to featured HowTos, so it's pretty simple!

That's the main thing. If you ever find yourself bored, you could always find good tips from HowTo articles and add them to Template:HowTo:TotD (again, look through the history). Particularly ones on Special:Lonelypages - this then gives them a link and removes them from that list, which is handy.

That really is it. Not a lot to do, but it would be a big help to me. Whaddaya say? --UU - natter 09:56, Apr 11

Hmm... Okay I'll do it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks! --UU - natter 10:00, Apr 11

No problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Remember this? Just askin', as it's been a fortnight since you last changed the feature. Are you really bothered about doing this, or do I take it back? --UU - natter 11:47, May 1

Wow. Sorry man. I forgot to do it this week. I decided I'd do it every two weeks (every week would probably be a bit too often, since last week I had trouble finding a good HowTo and decided on two weeks). But I forgot to do it last Thursday, it must have slipped my mind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:56, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Where...

Hi Sockpuppet - I restarted painting, and also got fed up with people not grasping the concept of satire here. I'm not sure if I'm going to write anything much but will be around to kill time now and then. -- Style  Guide 18:59, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Nice to have you back. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:28, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

Star Trek: The Original Series. Still hilarious.

I just noted that "indicate below this template" stuff. I'd like some confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock". Despite my comment on that one forum topic, I still think Star Trek was a great series, though it had its flaws. Plink. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Phenomenomen

...which just means ominous phenomenons. Anyway. Would you be interested in co-writing a condescending scientific article about something? I have the means of producing mind-bogglingly boring "scientific" images and, as you know, text that beats the scale of those images in myndboggling boring-being. -- Style  Guide 12:09, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

I may be interested. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Good, is your chatroom alias also SOAUU? I've found chat is the quickest way to get good ideas. -- Style  Guide 12:26, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

I've found out I can only use the web-based IRC. Which sucks quite hard on my computer. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:28, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

OK... too bad since the IRC way is really good - but OK, we can work it out some other way. Does it suck so hard we couldn't decide on the subject and some outlines in there and then go on otherwise? -- Style  Guide 12:30, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

I'll try, but don't blame me if it sucks balls - IRC that is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:32, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

OK, I'll go into the IRC channel now... why cannot you use Chatzilla by the way? -- Style  Guide 12:34, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

aww

but it would be easier to be used Btzkillerv 20:00, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Sadly, the adopters don't take that much effort anymore. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Here is the deal

Your assumption that your gazillion edits grant you some sort of immunity and/or allow you to go around the place pocking into each and every conversation and/or telling admins how to run around managing the site is wrong. So here is the deal: I don't want to see you telling any admin what to do or quoting the "rules" again. Understand? We have been here long enough to understand how this place work without your help. Also, you will start checking who you welcome, I'm tired with you welcoming obvious vandals for the sake of sig spamming.

And just to be clear, this is not an advice. ~ 18:18, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

1. It is not my assumption that a large amount of edits grant any of those things.

   However, I am 'known' to a considerable amount of users, so at times I leave some helpful advice or somekind of humorous comment. And sometimes, believe it or not, I just want to talk about something with the respective user.

2. I did not mean to "quote" any rules. What I meant to do was share what had been my observation of such things thus far. I did not intend to be a smartass or anything of the like.
3. I normally do check the edits of who I welcome.

   The particular user you are talking about, Uncyclopedialicksballs, had 1 edit, which I superficially checked. I started reading the changes he made "It was at one point banned for containing ..." and I didn't read any further because I thought like "Wow. I had expected something like SUCK MY PENIS UNCYCLOPEDIA, but this actually looks like decent English. I guess he's good enough to be welcomed, despite his funny name." If I had read the full edit, I would've reverted it and probably wouldn't have welcomed him. In the future, I'll make sure to check more thoroughly in such cases.

4. I do not do anything of such kind. Sig 'spamming' as you like to call it, is a mere side effect of me wanting to contribute to this site.

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:54, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

How dare you call me an obvious vandal. You little @$!&#. I was glad he welcomed me. Check my edits, I haven't vandalized anything. Don't make an assumption based on one idiot. Starting out isn't easy, but Sockpuppet felt kind enough to help me out with more than a few things. Leave this guy alone, he's actually pretty nice.Drunk Monkey 20:51, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

WTF SOAUU?

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed. --CheddarBBQ

WTF indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:32, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Opinion

I'm writing a little article on userspace, and, seeing as how you've offered me advice in the past, was wondering what you have to say that might help. =)Saberwolf116 00:16, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I like what's there now. Maybe you could expand the concept from YouTube to other sites as well. Didn't we have this copyright vandal over recently? So far, you've done a good job with it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:58, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahh, thanks=) well, i'm not sure what other sites do it, does Metacafe have to deal with those claims? Saberwolf116 12:12, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Maybe Wikipedia? They're rather strict as far as licences go. You could say something like "Sometimes they end up on other sites. Usually they quickly die out, though they seem to flourish quite well on Wikipedia-related sites." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Can I have some help with the Phail article I made.It's.....epic phail right now (The irony is disturbing).User talk:Bad Shroom

Conversations with JammyHA.

If Uncyclopedia is there to be edited then why can't I? I was not vandelising, and since you won't let me reply to your stupid little e-mail I've had to edit again. Unfairly this time yes, but thats your fault. "Hidden Page"? What are you - 5!? Just try and calm down. I'm editing, not "vandelising." jammyHA. :)

Okay, you can edit. You're not allowed to blank stuff on other people's talkpages though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:23, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

What did I blank? :S jammyHA. :)

When you first edited this talkpage, you removed all the content that was there before. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:27, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Didn't mean to... jammyHA. :)

Okay then. Promise to be more careful, alright? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:29, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, cool beans. So, how are you? jammyHA. :)

Fine, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:32, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay, bit rude you didn't ask me. J.x

How are you? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:34, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, am pretty good. Why you up so late? J.x

You don't even know in what country I live. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Aw, I see. So, is it late? J.x

Actually yes, you were right about that. I should be going to bed now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:39, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Britain then? :) Aww, well thats pretty crap. I'll try not to delete anything whilst your gone. Is there anybody else about? J.x

Close, but not quite. You shouldn't delete stuff, you know. Probably someone is, somewhere... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:45, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but seriously.."Hidden Page" !? Its not hidden if you scroll down and its there! J.x

Do you know what a talkpage is? It's where people talk about stuff and such. Those titles describe the subjects. It is about a "Hidden Page" (which I managed to find) and not in itself a hidden page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:50, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, obv. If you didn't find it I'd be worried. It would be better if it was like "Hidden Page" and that paragraph didn't exist. If you like this so much then why are you a "SOAUU"? Why arn't you registered? J.x

You don't really seem to get the point. Take some time to think it over. Anyway, I gotta run. See ya later. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:56, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Huh!? What don't I get? Whats an "SOACC" then!? J.x

Sometimes people just don't get it. Heh heh heh. Hail Hitler!...( not, am not a Nazi :) )

I think this page should startover... none of that other crap!

Edit conflict!

What is going on up there! I can hear you boys!--    01:18, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Pardon? J.x

Isachia! Sockathese! Keep it down up there or I'm going to come up there with my belt! And start signing your posts with four tildas for gaddsakes!--    01:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Btw, that's your greek philosopher identity--    01:29, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Greeks? All I know is they all got fucked by Zeus. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:31, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Idiots. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:15, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery!

FU! I WAS GOING TO TO DELIVER IT TODAY! YOU BASTARD! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:01, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Um. Sorry? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

No worries. Just a little frustrated to not get the change sence you did it so early. Dibs next week though. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:06, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll leave next week to you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:07, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

:P Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:09, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

=) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:25, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

The Czechslovakiland article needs some help.Care to edit?User:Bad Shroom

Oh, sorry.I'll read it again.Wait, does this mean you'll delete Template:AIDS, too?--Bad Shroom 22:42, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

So

Is Copyright Shotgun ready for mainspace? Saberwolf116 00:58, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

I think so, yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:40, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I finally got to upload an image.It's this:Like it?Bad Shroom (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

It looks alright. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:38, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I planned to make Yoshi look more high by putting cheap vibrant paint lines, but I thought it would just be, sloppy.--Bad Shroom 19:40, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

It looks good as is. Though it's a little pixellated. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:41, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I know.It's some "image compression" crap that causes it.--Bad Shroom 19:43, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I love you. Do you love me? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:21, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Sure I do. But um... Are you contagious? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:26, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

here is a list of ARTICLES you have written

1. your face
2. your face
3. your face
4. your face
5. and your face

you have written about as MUCH as a MAN with NO ARMS SOEVERWHAT. andicanbarely stomach stomach stomach stomach your insolence. i hate seeeeeeing non-article writing memoirs on my diary. there is no juice left now.

no juice left
no juice left
no juice left
no juice left

chilling chilling chilling chilling chilling chilling, chilling in the microwave. 60 second heat coffin, all ready meals. all ready eating, 60 seconds now. libellous ad-lib ad-lib ab-lib. lib-ad!

oh won't you take me soon tkae you soon tkae you take you soon oh won't you you you you you oh won't take you soon. oh won't

I realise the full futility of this message. Franz Ferdinand. Archduke of Gloucester. Of Gloucester.

i have no further further questjuns. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:24, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

What the fuck is your problem? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:35, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

I like talking like that. It releases fumes. Nah, I never mean what I say when I'm being silly. I like you, man. LET'S BUY SOFAS. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:29, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Sofas? Um, okay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:36, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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Ah, yes. That's a nice article there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

More Spam

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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Ah, yes. That's a nice article there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Deja vu. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Working on your next annoying little drama?

Do not harass or stalk me about please.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:26, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Huh? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:28, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Seriously, I don't know what you are talking about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:31, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

You must be wakin' up in the middle of the night and shitting in his dead granny's master bedroom. Why do you get to stay there in that nice house anyway, when his uncle had to move out & get his own place? It's just a bedsit, not very comfortable for an unmarried 54 year old man. Sell your bungalow and buy a flat for your mate's relative. Then you can Live On The Beach! Sherry Fitzgerald --noamshouseparty 18:59, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up.

My childhood? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:12, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

al gore

good catch on that revert, sock. i have to work on my anti-vandal skills, apparently. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:18, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Maybe you can ask an admin to get you some rollback. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:20, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

might be nice to have...i'll look into it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:21, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Life RPG 3!

Life RPG 3 coming June 2, 2009 to Uncyclopedia Game! Be prepared! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Da man360 (talk • contribs)

Oh. Okay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!

Hey, thanks for sorting out the title on my UnNews article! I realised I had messed it up but didn't have a clue how to fix it. Hope you're well. ImNotASunbeam 13:05, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes, glad I could help you out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:07, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the help on UnNews:Global Media Panic. Much appreciated. Pieface 15:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

bans

What happens when Cajek gets six more bans? --Docile hippopotamus 13:50, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

It was once foretold that Cajek would be made an admin when he reached a ban count of 100. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:53, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Will the prophecy be fulfilled? --Docile hippopotamus 13:54, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

There cannot be any doubt about it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:56, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

article

Have you read snakes on a plane? --Docile hippopotamus 14:01, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Partially. There's some funny stuff, but a bit much random stuff too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Pardon me boy, is this the Chattanooga Choo Choo?

"Sir" Syndrome. That's pretty sexy, huh? I could totally go pick up some chicks now. Want me to pick you up some while I'm out? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:06, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes! Please do! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:04, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay. I hope you're into ninjas, dude. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:53, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Ooo a ninja babe! It adds to the mystery. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:55, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi

I'm glad you enjoyed Tradesmen --Nikau 04:39, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

And I'm glad you wrote it. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:42, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Please Go Here

And tell your friends--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:22, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

That's just... smelly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:57, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Geeze, I just realised...

I didn't have your page on my watchlist! I feel just awful! What have I messed out on? sick, bat rape probably but yeah. I'm watching you now... That's it, have a shower. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:28 27 April 2009

Watch at your own risk. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:59, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Ohh... Never seen anybody do that to a bar of soap before... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:51 30 April 2009

Well, how do you keep your cock fresh and shining? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:41, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Well I don't fuck soap. Usually I wank-off with some showergell as lube but god. you just take it all to the extreames! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:44 1 May 2009

You ain't seen nothing yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:49, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom Socky!

Greetings From Four Corners!! Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

Brain fried.....could barely make template......thx!--    14:09, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo! It finally made it to the front page! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:17, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Pokemon Image

I uploaded a Pokemon Image acouple of days ago (find it on my userpage) and I think it's a little bland on top.Should I edit it, such as a swastika on the buizel? --Bad Shroom 22:01, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Um, you can do with it whatever you like. I personally wouldn't know what to do with it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Ok, is there a guide you can read to make images humourus?Also, a douche called you 54 and unmarried.Is this true?Answer and save 10% on car insurance.--Bad Shroom 22:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

You can post it at the Reefer Desk. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:09, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

You didn't answer his 2nd question, SOAUU...--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:30, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

And... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:38, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Looks like you don't save on car insurance now.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Man, I don't even own a car. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

And if you had taken the offer, you would've been able to afford one. And what did you do to your sig? The SOAUU one was better.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:14, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Actually I like Socky better. it's more of a personal nickname than a silly abriv. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:16 1 May 2009

I like the NAME Socky better, but I liked the old sig, where it showed the full name, instead of just talk/stalk.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:19, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh right, I see you're point. I guess they both have their advantages. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:22 1 May 2009

I just thought my name was kinda too long and I'd rather be called Socky than SOAUU (however you're supposed to pronounce that). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:53, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

I always pronouced it something along the lines of "So-ah,UU? Hows the wife?". ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:55 1 May 2009

Me too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Another new sig...

Make up your mind. =P Saberwolf116 12:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

I think I'll keep this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

im a whore

Vote for me please I wanna at least tie with A.H. mI checked and my VHF nom had the highest score, or one of the top 3 at least. That should count for something.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 00:31, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

You know what I do with whores? I fuck them up real good. HAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:22, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Whores usually get fucked anyway. At least, from the literal perspective. But being a whore is fun. Try it some time.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 15:19, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle is finished

What think you? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:47 2 May 2009

I think it's feature quality. And maybe we need a nursery article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:43, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Really? Thanks, I did suspect it might be. but I wanna run it trhough PEE first anyway, get some ideas from Gerry and see if it can be made even betterer! And Nursery is something I'll think about, put it on my list anyway. Last time someone suggested I write a specific article I came up out with Neurotic, so it could work! Thanks again! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:35 2 May 2009

My Dearest Sock...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

An admirable shop-job. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:39, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

About the 'warm' welcome you sent me.

thank you for letting me know how much I suck. I'm slowly getting better. SLOWLY. other than that, I wish to send you a picture of scrumptious pie... as soon as I finish the beginner's guide. I'm off to correct spelling errors, away! --Doomlord106 19:45, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Good luck with everything. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Sig help

For my sig, I wanna include a small version of with a link to this article. I can get the link posted, but then I can't shrink it. Or I can shrink it, and then not insert the link. What do you suggest? I'm working on this at User:CheddarBBQ/sig3--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

I think I made it work. Or maybe a wizard did it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:10, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks, can you do that to the other pictures on the sig? --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods18:36, 5 May 2009

Done and done. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:55, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Mr. Sig Wizard. I'll pay you back for that. Well, I'm not very good at formatting and shit like that, but if you ever need something Super-Whored, I'm here. Super-Whoring is one of my greatest talents.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:22,6May,2009

Yet another useless award

Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing because you voted for something I wrote to be featured. Cheers!

It reminds me of my own UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:56, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

One of my all time favourites, that one. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:04, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Glad to hear it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Huh. I thought an unregistered user wrote that one. --C:\syndrome\_ 16:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm his sockpuppet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Did we ever meet before you were a person? I remember there was this one awsome IP and there was a forum about him and there was dancing hamsters. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:25 6 May 2009

Check my first edit and get those hamsters in your brain working in full gear and maybe you'll come up with the correct answer... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:46, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Phanks!

"Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?" Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:26 6 May 2009

Me too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:44, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Free Stuff

While I was over at the Googleplex researching History of Google I managed to grab a load of these promotional t-shirts. Here's one for you because you voted for the article on VFH! Model not included. Thankyou from Rabbi Techno

Model not included? Bummer. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Ummm... socky...

I NEED HELP!. I need someone to help me with my exploding ninja article to bring it up to uncyclopedia standards...by May 14, or else it will get canned.--Doomlord106 19:39, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, you might want to try to remove any references to "anus". That's a word that will set off an admin's deletion sense. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:53, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Bouncy bouncy

Hey, why are there 10 duplicate bouncing wikipedia logos? Just curious. It looks like you uploaded most of them in January or February. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:57, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

It's because the image was disappearing from pages because the animation was just overused. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:59, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Weird, dude. Image:Wiki.png never disappears despite being overused. I just it must have crashed into the moon or something. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:02, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

But Wiki.png is not an animation. It makes a huge difference. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

By the scientific process of spamming refresh, I have determined that the #8 image isn't working, at least not now. Here's a direct link to the thumbnail. What you gonna do now, punk? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:07, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely nothing. Also, I don't see anything wrong with that image. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Another sig question

Now that the pics lead to the links, can you make it so that when you scroll over the pics, it displays the name of the article rather than the html address? And then make the 1st pic say like "Talk here" or something like that? Thank you please.-- Whore cHeDDaR 02:28,8May,2009

Oh and you might wanna think of adding another archive soon.-- Whore cHeDDaR 16:19,8May,2009

I'm not sure I can pull that off. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm thinking about it... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Curious

Why did you think Hot Chunky Lover or whatever his name is deserved the Oh Dear template? His one contribution, while not stellar, just seems to be a basic edit and not vandalism. This is not an accusation, so don't go on the defensive, just a question. --UU - natter 08:33, May 9

Well, Mordillo has asked me (or maybe in his adminicious ways, more like ordered me) not to welcome obvious vandals. They get an Oh Dear instead. An edit with "eats babies, puppies and kittens" kind of looks like obvious vandalism. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:41, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh I saw the whole "not welcoming vandals" saga, but that edit didn't look so much like obvious vandalism as someone who hasn't got up to speed with the place yet. Still, it doesn't seem to have put him off... ;-) --UU - natter 08:46, May 9

The template does state "we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap" and for someone that's not a vandal it's just a way of saying "Your edits up until now have not been splendid. These are ways to improve yourself... BGBU HTBFANJS..." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:56, 9 May 2009 (UTC)