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Steve Says Boom!

As of right now, there's a article based on this video of Steve Balmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

However, I have tried to even the score, and I tried to create a similar article based on this video of Steve Jobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y

I'm having trouble creating an article based on the Steve Jobs video. There is a very early proto-article here: User:DarkArcher25/Boom!

Do you have any ideas/suggestions for making the developers go boom? If not, do you know anybody who can help?

The Dark Archer was here 20:32, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well, to make a decent article about Steve Jobs that uses "Boom!" to make fun of him, I'd probably start by writing a quasi-serious article about him with some witty prose and then insert "Boom!" as a reference wherever it's appropriate and I'd probably alternate that with some other phrases he often uses. For example: Steve Jobs often boasts about the how instantly his technology works. It's fast, high-speed and instantaneous.

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:01, 10 August 2010

Oh, Congrats!

Tis a might fine first solo feature! --Matfen 21:41, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

I will be sad when it's taken down, the page looks great like that. Let's distract all the admins, and while their backs are turned a code genius can set this up as the permanent main page. That would be something to write Holmes about. Aleister 21:47 10 8

Thanks guys. And that's a great idea you've got there, Aleister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 10 August 2010

If Holmes was living in 2010 you'd think he would be a bit of a code geek, wouldn't you? —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:30 10 August 2010]

Or at least a Doctor Who fan. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 10 August 2010

Shh! It might hear!! —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:36 10 August 2010]

"He uses div and span coding regularly, which shows he's either very good at HTML or very good at copy and paste. Either way, he knows what means what, and that means he's very familiar with computing. But look, there's an unclosed span tag, which shows he's rather sloppy, substantiated by numerous typos and later corrections. His contributions history indicates relative newness to the site, but he has a Wikipedia account dating back to 2005, so he's been at this for a while. Judging by his contributions, though, he's a frequent nuisance—vandalising, blanking, cyberbullying; mind you, John, he does it with standards-compliant coding, which I absolutely admire—I would be standards-compliant if I didn't love the marquee tag so much. Anyway, checkuser reveals IP addresses near Alabama, Florida, Georgia. All of this means, John, that this man committed the kidnapping for ransom of Jimmy Wales."

Yeah, something like that. (Not me, by the way—deductions about me may be found on my userpage) Sir MacMania GUN—[23:46 10 Aug 2010]

Also, YTTE, have you seen the new BBC modernised Sherlock thing? He's a texter and borderline technopath in that. Sir MacMania GUN—[23:50 10 Aug 2010]

Congrats Socky, tis most definitely a mighty fine feature you have there! --^Dame 23:53, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Sonje! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:56, 10 August 2010

Ah, now we get to what I was going to actually discuss

So I was updating the Doctor's sidebar image (no, not the infobox one, but the one a bit further down with all twenty-something doctors in a straight line), but it won't work for me. Do you see a picture of Matt Smith with a hat and scarf after Tennant's Casanova? Sir MacMania GUN—[23:46 10 Aug 2010]

It doesn't seem to have updated. Maybe reverting and reuploading the new version will do the trick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 10 August 2010

Yup, I can see it now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:57, 10 August 2010

Why yes indeed, that did the trick. Thanks for the tip! Sir MacMania GUN—[23:59 10 Aug 2010]

Remember that one time...

You wanted me to record your UnTune about shit? Well my hatred for Miley Cyrus and my banishment to Africa put a halt on that but I am now at this very moment able to at last record it for you. It will probably be fairly shit, but it seems that that is the general theme of the song and most of her discography to be perfectly honest. Anyway, I have appropriated a mic and the neccesary software and a karaoke track. We may begin if it pleases you to do so. Are the lyrics still to your satisfaction? --^Dame 13:44, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

That's great to hear, Sonje! I'm sufficiently pleased with the current lyrics (I recently made some minor changes) but if there's some minor change you'd like to make because it sounds better that way, feel free to do so. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 11 August 2010

Excellent. I shall now listen to that awful song on repeat for a bit so that I may accomplish this task with some degree of authenticity. The horror! Should be fun though. --^Dame 14:06, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

I wish you luck. You're gonna need it. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 11 August 2010

Oh dear lord Socky, I'm in the process of uploading that abomination. Please never ever make me do anything Miley Cyrus related ever again. I'm sure a little part of me died inside. Also, It was very very difficult not to burst out laughing everytime I had to sing "You make me shit myself". My mic is a bit shit so it's not the greatest quality but whatever. Let me know if you are happy with it. I'll keep the files in case you want some changes. --^Dame 19:17, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, it's up: File:7 Shits.mp3. --^Dame 19:20, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

It's finally recorded! It sounds great, Sonje! And I think I should mention you have a sexy voice. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:40, 11 August 2010

Are you sure you don't want to do anything Miley Cyrus related again? I was just thinking about "UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music)". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 11 August 2010

Ha! I think the subject matter voided it of sexiness but thanks. Are you some kind of Miley fanboy :P It was actually quite fun so if you write it, I'll try to record it. I don't actually know much Miley so what would that be a parody of? --^Dame 20:55, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Miley fanboy? Nope. It'd be a parody of "Can't Be Tamed", watch at your own risk. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:07, 11 August 2010

Ok, let's go for it. Let me know when you get started and I'll try to help with the lyrics. As you know my writing credentials are rather flaky but it's worth a try. --^Dame 21:15, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

I was initially just joking, but now I'm already making up parody lyrics. Lol, the irony. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 11 August 2010

I just walk right into these things don't I? Oh well, here it goes. Soon we'll be a Miley Tribute Act. Please kill me swiftly should that become an actual possibilty. -^Dame 21:49, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare

Thanks for supporting Lens flare! Sir MacMania GUN—[19:50 11 Aug 2010]

Even though the text on your image is almost impossible to read because of the excessive lens flare, I still added "Category:Text Images" to it. Just to spite you. Ha! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 11 August 2010

Right back at youEXTERMINATE!

Thanks for voting for and goodness me nominating Dalek! Trust me, I was most flattered! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:08 11 Aug 2010]

There is but one appropriate response to this: EX-TER-MI-NATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 11 August 2010

I knew it! You aren't a sockpuppet of an unregistered user—you're the sockpuppet of a Dalek! So tell me, how do you type so quickly with a plunger and a ray gun without destroying the keyboard first? Sir MacMania GUN—[21:32 11 Aug 2010]

I use my eye to type, obviously. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 11 August 2010

Surely you use that for stalking—or, more accurately, eyestalking? [gets exterminated] Sir MacMania GUN—[21:36 11 Aug 2010]

Well, of course. [travels back in time to exterminate MacMania while he is still typing his next message] —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:45, 11 August 2010

Did you know that Sam Adams Utopia is 27% alcohol by volume?

Thanks for the help. I've been drinking again and must have hit the forward slash instead of the back slash. Thanks again for catching that. I'll QVFD the other page. --—John Lydon 01:30, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Edit - Never mind. Looks like you beat me to it. Also time to consider archiving there Socky. --—John Lydon 01:33, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that must've been Andorin. I might archive some stuff in the near future. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:38, 12 August 2010

What the

What are you?--Slicky 01:55, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

The sockpuppet of an unregistered user. Obviously. (And not me, either.) Sir MacMania GUN—[01:56 12 Aug 2010]

What he said. Why did you edit someone else's message? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:57, 12 August 2010

Actually it can also say "Log in to edit" you know.--Slicky 01:58, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

How about you add a message in that section saying that, instead of hiding secret messages in someone else's comment. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:02, 12 August 2010

Oh, wait. Are you that IP that made the initial comment? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:07, 12 August 2010

Template archiving

I believe BUTT POOP!!!! is the only template that was deleted after its hacking up by MadMax. If I was a bit more energetic, I might be tempted to argue that point, but I'm not and we have had enough BUTT DRAMA!!!!. --Mn-z 02:19, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure how Mordillo was planning to prevent additional drama by deleting it again, but I'm not going to argue that point either. We might be able to get it back through more legitimate means anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:41, 12 August 2010

What is missing here is a reverting of VFD, like a RVFD vote. There are a few pages I know of which need that, one about an "Unhuffable Kitten", this BUTT POOP thing (mainly because of VFG). And don't you have a couple other ones Mn? Something related to Tails if I remember right. Aleister 2:46 12 8

Tails the Straight is still in mainspace. Perhaps you were thinking about Sonic the Preggo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:48, 12 August 2010

On a more serious note, does anyone else think its a bit ironic that a template parodying the fact that templates are effectively deletion-proof was deleted? Just sayin'. --Mn-z 22:29, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

And the fact that some users are lobbying for its recreation adds to the irony. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:32, 12 August 2010

FUCK YOU!

--Roman Dog Bird 02:24, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Always nice to see you, RDB. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:42, 12 August 2010

YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! --Roman Dog Bird 21:13, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! -- Roman Dog Bird 21:18, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! -- Hi-ya! I'M A COCKSOCKING WHITE BITCH 21:26, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hoped this would be serviceable

Frankly the whole thing's a bit ridiculous, although it would resolve the traffic situation round those parts.

Is it? Sir MacMania GUN—[03:13 12 Aug 2010]

Another image I could use! Thanks, MacMania! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:15, 12 August 2010

Yeah

But i got a picture of gloves here.--Slicky 03:37, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

But they look so spooky. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:42, 12 August 2010

No they don't.--Slicky 03:43, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

They don't? Well, if you say so. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:45, 12 August 2010

Template:New page test‎

Good change. Now, can the comments themselves be coded so that they don't deposit themselves into the submitted story? Seeing the same text in every article's source code ticks me off just like that carriage-return struck you. Spıke ¬ 13:30 12-Aug-10

Well, unless you just remove the directions inside the <!-- --> things, the next best thing would be to put "Please remove this hidden text when you've finished writing your UnNews." or something similar between those <!-- --> things, so people will be more prone to remove it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:36, 12 August 2010

Already says something like that. Everyone ignores it. Oh well. Spıke ¬ 17:26 12-Aug-10

Just read Elfen Lied

/cuts wrist, tiptoes out of room, makes it to the door before collapsing and exploding

Reading Elfen Lied, are we? It's not without danger. I still need some pictures for a couple characters, though. Like Mariko's explosion. If there's an image that's not showing up, it's probably Wikia's image servers' fault. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 13 August 2010

Pre-Thanks!

Hey, Socky! Thanks for the vote. As of recently, I have adopted the policy of "just-in-case/making-it-easier-for-me" when it comes to thanking people for voting. So the lucky fellow in the sock doesn't just get another generic if my article wins, and you get thanked even if it doesn't! What could be better? Well, I don't have to dispatch a load of templates if I win. Anywho, if my article goes on to be featured: Thanks for helping feature Why?:I'm In court, Mum.; If the before mentioned article is not featured then please consider the following: Sod you! That is all. Thanks. :) —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:01 14 August 2010]

So are you going to customize this message so you can use it every time someone votes? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:17, 14 August 2010

Yeh copy-'n'-paste and then just customise a little. But it's good I think, because I just do it as people vote. No big round of template-handing-out at the end, you know? —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:36 14 August 2010]

Why is Daeg in "Shcool" Dictionary?

Hey, Socky! You asked me why Daeg Faerch was in the "Shcool" Dictionary. Here's the long-awaited answer: Just to be random. He he. And give a great actor some exposure. I just wanted to add my own personal touch to the image. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 17:24, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ah! I suspected it might've been something like that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:41, 14 August 2010

YOU!!

Clickity click

I think the bottled sea life symbolizes dinner and the girl symbolizes the girl who left you just sitting there at that Japanese restaurant. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:34, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

It's like tentacle rape disguised as art. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:11, 16 August 2010

I'm honestly impressed that she is that good on wood. I wish she was on my wood. Wait, I'm a married man! What am I saying!? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

You're married? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:26, 16 August 2010

Is that so hard to believe? Maybe I found somebody who makes me happy?! MAYBE THAT PERSON LOVES ME LIKE YOU NEVER COULD?!? But no, I'm not married. Thanks for making me cry. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:33, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Good luck with getting married, Dexter. Lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 16 August 2010

Niggers stole my page

I've put a copy in your userspace as you requested due to it failing VFD. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Rabbi. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:16, 16 August 2010

Kill the rabbi, kill the rabbi.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

lulwut? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 16 August 2010

Kohl (the) rabbi! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:22, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock, might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc? --UU - natter 15:23, Aug 16

I will do it with my spear and magic helmet.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Bring me Chekhov's gun! No, not Pavel Chekov's phaser, you imbecile!

Thanks for voting for Chekhov's gun! Sir MacMania GUN—[17:07 16 Aug 2010]

A gun? Does this mean I get to shoot you in the final chapter? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:36, 16 August 2010

But you already said I'd be ex-ter-mi-nated while I was typing this. Hey, wait a minute— – Preceding unsigned comment added by MacMania (talk • contribs)

Ah, yes. That reminds me. [travels back in time to prevent MacMania from inserting his sig in the previous comment.] —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:23, 18 August 2010

Hello Kind Sir.

I noticed an against vote of yours on my page named Beige. You mentioned that the menu was not beige, and I didn't have a clue on how to change that. Well, I found out how, changed it, and because I'm a dirty, filthy article slut, would really really appreciate your  For. vote on VFH. I've put more work into than my other features, honest! And I'm pretty sure it's boring enough for an Uncyclopedia article, so what do we have to lose, eh? Also, I'm in the mob.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:00, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll definitely change my vote now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:29, 17 August 2010

As the Don of Uncyc's mafia I can confirm that mrthejazz is not in the mob, I'm afraid. —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:35 17 August 2010]

And we're back after that brief interruption with an ありがとうございます

Thanks again for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[23:57 17 Aug 2010]

Russo-Japanese Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I'm considering changing this template, but it probably won't happen.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:54, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

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Something something

You're no fun you know that? Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 22:35, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Reverted edit(s) of Wild at Heart (talk) to last version by whoever edited this previously. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 19 August 2010

You know, I don't think that you did. pillow talk 22:55, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

I didn't? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 19 August 2010

Well, certainly not edits to this page itself. pillow talk 23:28, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, I'm quite happy he didn't vandalize my talkpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 19 August 2010

Vandalise your talk page? Who would EVER do that? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:32, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

AW! CUTE LITTLE ELEPHANTS! Thanks there, Dexter. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:34, 19 August 2010

Nice images, 92.1.181.180. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 19 August 2010

So cute. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Vote4This

Vote for HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes! Here's the link:

Uncyclopedia:VFH

DO IT NOW! Reply.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:19, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

Oh god, lucky you linked that. I'd never heard of VFH before...wouldn't have known how to get there. Also hah. Whore. —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:31 20 August 2010]

Nice article, but not a feature in my opinion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:52, 20 August 2010

Joyeux Noel

Thanks for voting for Evan Almighty! Hopefully you'll enjoy this free* existing** copy of Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations audiobook.

--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:44, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Merry Christmas to you too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:03, 21 August 2010

Ready to re-kick-start this?

Can you remember the various involved parties? I'm guessing we're going to have to find a few new writers. Especially since people like Hv are gone. —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:35 20 August 2010]

And SysRq has been gone for a while too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:07, 21 August 2010

Yes, indeed. So we need to body-bag up the old users, ship them out and get some fresh blood in to replace them. —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:45 21 August 2010]

Thanks...

For the vote on Propaganda:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[15:03 24 Aug 2010]

Now that is one hellavua template! —SUITCASE PENIS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:57 24 August 2010]

After writing that template, I think that this "green MAD" concept could be a whole article by itself. I'm too lazy to do it, though ... Sir MacMania GUN—[03:08 25 Aug 2010]

I wounder what's for dinner

YOU DARE BRING DINNER BLASTERS TO MY ARTICLE. YOU MUST....YOU MUST....eh i got nothing. I just think it was a good move o.o... and tell you that your pingas is showing... --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 02:33, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

My pingas? How disturbing! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:38, 25 August 2010

Well....are you gonna put that thing away...--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:05, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe later. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:46, 25 August 2010

The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[19:50 26 Aug 2010]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I decided to spice up that boring Ben Stein with a little daft punk! In fact, you can hardly hear him! Hopefully, this is an improvement. Also, thanks for your vote! User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:22, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:48, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK YOU! AGAIN!

He was mine to revert! MINE! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:17, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

And now he's MINE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:18, 31 August 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:19, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Walt Disney Company

Where is the link to Retrospective? And why hasn't Retrospective been nommed for VFH???????? Maybe after WDC is destroyed. Or featured, if the Gods smile upon Gomphog and Disney. Aleister 14:31 31 8

In that yellow box somewhere. It was nommed once, but a couple people voted against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:33, 31 August 2010

It's not in the yellow box. Maybe it used to be and was delinked. People voted against it? A new battle is called for! After Disney! How can it go unfeatured while there is breath in our bodies? Like People Who Like to Fuck Naked, it shall rise again! Aleister minutes later

Can I get in on this? London Underground 14:49, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

You should fuck off and die. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:51, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Done and done. Anything else? London Underground 14:53, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Become the sole admin of Uncyclopedia. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:55, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties!

By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again! Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar. Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes.

(See also: Forum:Drumming up the IC furor!)

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase (Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

More Fixing up please

I saw you fixing thing in Why?:You Should Never Mess with the Space Time Continuum. I put new stuff in there, so mind going over it one more time?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:48, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I took another look. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 5 September 2010

Thank You!

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 17:58, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

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Thanks for your  For! KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 19:09, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

If your IRC works...

Would you be so kind as to shout fire and get an admin, don't shout rape or troll as no will come mind:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:42, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yup, Olipro banned the bastard. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 5 September 2010

Good deeds should always be rewarded

Have a ninjastar:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:56, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Sycamore. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:59, 5 September 2010

And thanks for fixing number bases - was on my list of things to do after that IP buggered off. And then I forgot. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 12:14, Sep 6 2010 UTC

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:30, 6 September 2010

Dirty Deeds

...Done Dirt Cheap. -- Bon Scott

Indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:30, 6 September 2010

Thanks #232!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELL!! Your vote of confidence is crucial for our continued efforts to realize the galactic potential of Judgment Inc. Teamwork will be essential in the pursuit of our goals and we appreciate your patience during this transitional phase of our growing company and it's subsidiaries. I can assure you that your sacrifices are being noted and the management team suggests that you to read the book of Job as many times as possible in order to make your life seem more like paradise by comparison. Don't forget that first born males are due by the end of the fiscal year so don't delay submitting your offering. Thanks!

--    11:10, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

God

Although I doubt your sincerity given the nature of the other comments made by the masses in answer to your comment God didn't appear in any physical form, He is beyond such things - the closest way to describe it is like a giant candle that emits a lot of light: in the end the only way to know is to experience it for yourself--Apostle Of Christ 14:19, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Or a giant flashlight which has run low on batteries and you have to go steal one from the grocers. Aleister 14:21 7 9

Or a light. Is it possible someone had switched the electric light on? Not mocking you, just wondering. --UU - natter 14:23, Sep 7

I always thought it might be something like that. Please forgive the irreligious users on this site; for they do not know what they are doing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:26, 7 September 2010

Apostle, you have found a kindred spirit in Socky. He is for real, a true Christian, and he once banned me for saying something bad about Jesus during a forum. So don't doubt his sincerity, we've all had to put up with his religious rants. Sigh. Aleister later gator

I know exactly and precisely what I'm doing. Inching my way to world domination. --UU - natter 14:30, Sep 7

And I wish you the best of luck with that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:31, 7 September 2010

Luck has nothing to do with it. First, my trousers, then the world! --UU - natter 14:33, Sep 7

God said to expect ridicule and to be honest what else would one expect? making claims such as I do one is going to be seen as a "troll" or a "crazy" regardless - in the end though it's not so much about trying to prove or disprove that it was God, the fact is I believe it was and that is all I need to justify my beliefs (this may come off as arrogant and/or fanatical to some but so be it) --Apostle Of Christ 14:36, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Your relgion is anti-shark. i.e. "The light of God shall take away the fins of the world". What's that about? Aleister 14:38 7 9

I'm in love with the fact that this discussion is taking place in close proximity to my thank you template. Awesome!--    17:19, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

The irony hasn't escaped me either. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:21, 7 September 2010

i reviewed some of your shit stuff

Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/UnDebate:Is_it_morally_unacceptable_to_have_babies?

I'm rather new to PISSING on articles (I usually use a bucket). Would you care to give me some feedback on the review? Hopefully it wasn't too shitty a review! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 20:51, Sep 7

That's a very nice review. Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:01, 7 September 2010

It's a good article. Honestly I think it is likely to be featured without changes, but I'm sure you would always like an article to be the best it possibly could be, not just "good enough" if you have any questions feel free to ask me! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 21:03, Sep 7

As of now

You have 50045 edits. Congrats. How does it feel? MadMax only has 45000 some odd edits, and the next closest is probably only in the 30000 (I'd believe it'd be Sycamore or Mordildoz or MrN, but I'm too lazy to check) edit range. I'll have over 18000 (OVER 2 9000s!!) sometime in the next 24 hours, though, so you better watch your back, bitch! ARGH! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:50, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Some edit counts of users with over 20,000 edits:

• Sockpuppet of an unregistered user: 50,046
• MadMax: 45,381
• Modusoperandi 38,546
• Sycamore: 33,866
• MrN9000: 30,349
• Under user: 27,414
• Mnbvcxz: 27,233
• Mordillo: 26,668
• Mhaille: 25,437
• Thekillerfroggy: 22,918
• ChiefjusticeDS: 22,516

On a related note, this pic is the 8th most used image overall, and is linked to by 6,578 pages --Mn-z 23:06, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. The quality of the edits is more important than the edit count, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 7 September 2010

Which is why TOAST and, to a lesser extent, BAGEL are the greatest users of all-time. R.I.P. TOAST & BAGEL MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:57, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

And R.I.P. MUFFIN, who was aborted because she was a girl. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 9 September 2010

So it comes to this...

He may be dead but Monster Party will live on thanks to your vote. Hooray for crappy video games!

--—John Lydon 12:43, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth

If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:48, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

You won a dance!

You are the very first user to ever get a dance from none other than me, Dancing dude.

hope you like it. Dancing dude

Laird Hamilton won’t dare you to paddle out at Jaws

Whew, thank you. Laird was gonna stomp my arse if he didn’t get featured. Is it safe? Thanks to you!

--Funnybony    07:21, Sep 13

Thanks!

Actually, fuck you! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 13 September 2010

MINDFUCK

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:55, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Care for a spot of tea?

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you ever so much for your vote.

And no, my dear, I will never change this template.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:43, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

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ISKCON

Thanks for that move. I hope no double redirects exist (whatever they are?). Cheers!--Funnybony    16:49, Sep 15

I took care of all the double redirects. And I think you'll be happy to know that ITSCON exists! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:52, 15 September 2010

This...

...was obviously a cry for help. Placed at the very end of the article means that he obviously read through the whole thing, and thne realised that he was a sad, lonely IP who had no friends, but being proud tried to ask for some in a roundabout way, and what do you do? You shit on his pleas for help with a heartless Meh. You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself. ~~– Preceding unsigned comment added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)

Yeah, I can be a heartless scumbag sometimes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:00, 16 September 2010

I'd burn that couch if it were me, but I'm not me. Or am I?

Hear ye, hear ye! Thatdamnedfollowspot has deemed you worthy enough of the Silver Spotlight!!! First off, congratulations! You're probably wondering why you have won such a prestigious award. Well, wait no longer! You have most likely done something that has pleased Thatdamnedfollowspot, such as voting for an article of his on VFH or nominated him for something, and as a result, he has decided that you deserve a big, nice template award for your efforts. If you feel this template has been awarded in error, please contact Customer Service. Otherwise, enjoy your award! Thanks for your support!

For voting on that couch or something. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:10 Monday, September 20, 2010

My Bad..

my semi-retarded brain has only now registered the fact I haven't acknowledged your help on my French article - so thank you: this is horribly belated but yep.. better late than never I suppose --Uglychick 04:13, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

'Twas a pleasure. Though actually, I should be thanking you. For writing such a splendid article that is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:17, 22 September 2010

Another crappy dust-gatherer to shove into the cupboard and forget about

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Thanks

. . .for catching my spelling mistakes in categorizing images. I usually looked to see that they came out correctly and must have drifted away into my imag-ination earlier. The Food images one was interesting, I thought that there was a page under Food Images, but nah, and Food images looks so underused that I wonder how many were lost by lots of users through the years. I've been putting all the war images and pages together so they can be found (or related categories easily searched) for those who want to find war without signing up. Well, thanks again. Will do a few more cats now. meowwwwwwww Aleister 9:48 25 9

Yeah, I was checking Special:WantedCategories for any nonexistent categories that were being used. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:00, 25 September 2010

An interesting list. How do you find the wrongly-categorized pages from a red link? There may be one in Aviation images which belongs in Aviation Images (another category I've been filling up lately), although you may have rounded that one up already. Or when it says 1 member does that mean it's been fixed? Wil tri too spel beter inn tha fhuture. Aliestro 10:10 25 9

I just follow the red link and then it shows me the pages on which the nonexistent category is used. Also, you just spelled 3 Dutch words correctly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:36, 25 September 2010

MUCH Thanks!

--Funnybony    09:24, Sep 26

SOCK PUPPET FETISH

OH MY GOD! I have A fetish for Sock Puppets, would you fuck me??

More spam, please don't eat me

Thank you from Black flamingo & Sog for joining the Kate Bush fan club. Now as promised, here is your own personal copy of that image, to treasure forever.

Quack.

quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:30, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Jet speed thanks from tomorrow-land

--Funnybony    19:10, Oct 4

Jack Dempsey thanks you

Uncyclopedia vs. Wikipedia --- and much thanks for making Jack a hit on VFH – from humble servants of the farce, Aleister and Funnybony

--Funnybony    21:49, Oct 6

Thank you!

For your recent votes, but especially for your vote on My Daddy Has Two Yachts just now. Since I'm writing this I guess it is one of my favorites, and came out just right (esp. after Chief found some holes to plug). Thanks! You are a true gentleman of the realm. Aleister 11:38 8 10

Well, I tend to vote for good articles. So, thank you for writing that nice article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:44, 8 October 2010

I blush, and giggle like a schoolgirl. Which I may actually be! Allison of King's Row Junior Grade, 4th seat from the window on the aisle. 11:50 8 10

You have aided in the fight against the manholes...

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug as thanks for voting for Crossbow on VFH. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged. At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You have been rewarded with a hug. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:32 (UTC)

We don't have time for hugs! However much I do like them. The manholes! They're coming! Crossbows are our only hope for some reason! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 10 October 2010

We can, er, hug while loading our crossbows! Yeah! And I have no idea why it wound up being crossbows, I really don't. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:47 (UTC)

Please come

By the new forum Forum:What is this Hell???. Gather your Crossbows. Aleister 16:19 16 10

Thanks

This is Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, delivering a message from LongLiverh3. He says, in between fantasizing about his teacher and gobbling nutmeg in a pathetic attempt to get high, that he thanks you for your vote. The asshole is too lazy to tell you himself, so he sent me.

~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 02:27, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Mask

Hello. I hope you don't mind, I reverted the mask back to stationary. I guess I'm partial to the article, and a moving mask blocked it out so much that I thought people might not even look at it and think the page is just the mask. Thanks very much for voting for it, and the other things lately, and thanks for working on it. Lots of interesting stuff on VFH now, poems and songs and masks. We become more circuslike daily, but some of the clowns have left and new ones must be trained. Sigh. The bigtop never sleeps. Aleister 11:21 17 10

If you think it's better that way, I won't object. Great article either way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 17 October 2010

News about TAW

Hi Socky. I just wanted to let you know about the stauts of your entry. I haven't heard from either of the two judges for awhile so I'm trying to get a consensus from the participants on what to do. I see three options.

1. Wait for the two last judges to score the categories.
2. Judge the entries as is without the third judge.
3. Enlist two new judges as replacements.

Or as a last resort I could judge them myself. I'm really sorry about the long wait and I'm trying to resolve this as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience. :) MadMax 08:31, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Well, if you can't get the two judges to do it right away, and you can't get replacements right away, you might as well judge the entries without the third judge. Unless it's really important the tie at group 3 is broken. So basically try to find replacements that will judge the entries right away, but if you can't find 'em, just do it without the third judge. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 19 October 2010

This user created Darius III of Persia, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Two things here

Thank you for your vote on Disguise, a formal thanks, and much appreciated. You would of course know the pleasure of disguises. The joy of hiding behind a sockmask can only be equaled by hiding behind a bush. And doing things there that people would put me, ah, you, in a cage for. Thanks again. Aleister 00:45 22 10

There's also hiding a link behind black text. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:49, 22 October 2010

All hiding works. On Halloween I expect to grab at least three children as my yearly slaves, and let last year's batch go. They never tell on me, they are too traumatized to remember me! Disguises are wonderful things. That's an interesting link to Darius, interesting indeed. Aleister 00:58 22 10

It's one of the articles I've added hidden links to. The other one is History of Great Britain. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 22 October 2010

You are a scary man. On history, I actually nommed it last week and then it was pulled back because it isn't done. The size of a phone book! I wonder if anyone has read the whole thing?. I would tell you that I've put in a hidden link in here too, but then I've either be lying or not lying. Aleister 1:16 22 10

I wonder how long it'll be when Romartus is finished with it. It'll probably crash the site or something. If it hasn't crashed from its marijuana addiction. Talking about marijuana, do you think your article is ready? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:24, 22 October 2010

I'm too high to tell, man, here, take a toke. (air filled with smoke, people coming by to read this are getting a contact high). Oh, look, a butterfly. la la la Aleister 1:31 22 10

A butterfly? It looks more like a bat to me. A cute little bat at that, however. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:41, 22 October 2010

You have me checking out the black on your posts now. Just saw the lobster link on Well-Oiled Birds, good catch. I wonder what happened to Crayfish? To be serious about the California Marijuana Initiative, what I was going to do was nom this one later today for a Halloween entry, and then put Calif.Mari.Init up on the 27th or so in hopes that if featured it would go up before the election, but even that is cutting it close. Problem is I've had a few pages up lately, and Dreaming is still there, so I was thinking of once those two are up promising to lay low for two or three weeks on my own pages on VFH. What are your thoughts about those pages, do they seem okay and spelled correctly, etc. (if you have a few minutes). And did you see what Romartus did with Grunwald? Lyrt, myself and Funnybony have all mentioned Romartus for WotM next month--he hasn't won it yet!!! I was surprised when I realized that by scanning the winners. Long note, thanks again for the link on Birds. Aleister 2:25 22 10

But I'm afraid this computer doesn't possess the usual magical spellchecking abilities my other computer has. I might be able to check your articles tomorrow though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:32, 22 October 2010

Thanks, but I wasn't asking you to spellcheck, jeez, that would be a living hell on my pages. The only good spelling on my pages is generated by the bot that was designed specifically to follow me around and change my spelling. I have to duck in a few doorways to shake it, and even then I can see it a block away, seeking, always seeking. Aleister 2:37 22 10

On the subject of spellchecking... I just had an idea. Aleister, you should bribe me to spellcheck your pages. So I actually read them. I keep only reading parts in no particular order and then wandering off. So you should bribe me to spellcheck them, thus forcing me to read them entirely and in order.

And why doesn't your compy have speelchecky, Scoky? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 03:27 (UTC)

Because it's only got Internet Explorer. Also, who is Scoky? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 22 October 2010

That thing seriously doesn't have a spellchecker? Hells, even the raw text editors on this OS have spellcheckers... turned off by default, of course, but... and Scoky is you when I can type. Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 12:42 (UTC)

Alfred E. Neuman voted for you too

Alfred of Arabia on an Afghani ‘black’ run via ‘tax free’ Mecca?

Much thanks, as always appreciated.--Funnybony    12:59, Oct 22

MUCH THANKS

Lord Christopher Monckton finally discovers Greenland. Although he totally denies ever being featured in Uncyclopedia, but he appreciates the sentiment and does thank you for voting.

--Funnybony    19:05, Oct 23

collab

will you work on my rant of anti-vandal? it worked on [1], but i forgot it.now i m making v2.--Poiz, look in my info? 01:37, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

You mean User:Poiz/RANT? I might contribute something to it, but right now I'm really busy with IRL stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:46, 26 October 2010

yep--Poiz, look in my info? 14:27, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

just tested it on some loser. waiting for responce, but i hope i am not banned for being so harsh, (it happened on playcrafter [2])

and the talk of that vandal is deleted--Poiz, look in my info? 17:29, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for your vote which lifted Dreaming to the feature state of mind. I don't know if you remember voting for it, as it must seem like a daydream to you, but you did! and I appreciate that very much. One of my favorite pages of mine, as it at least shares some half-assed interesting information with its readers, which apparantly were you and I. Thanks again, Aleister 16:28 27 10

And thanks for the votes on mine, too. Your nigh invariable for votes on non-crappy articles are much appreciated. *hugs Socky* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 16:35 (UTC)

You're both exceedingly welcome! But honestly, I should be thanking you two for writing those magnificent articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 27 October 2010

OSCAR WILDE QUOTE

Are you taking charge in this vandal-shoot? Cheers! Spıke ¬ 12:50 30-Oct-10

Why did you revert my bad Oscar Wilde quote? I stomp my feet and hold my breath. Now laying down and pounding the floor and kicking my feet. So there, that should show you. And thank you for all the votes on my pages! You are a King among some other Kings, and a few Queens, and your support is, as always, appreciated. Now I go back to holding my breath, stomping the floor. . .Aleister 12:57 30 10

You were literally asking for it in your edit summary, Aleister. Spike, I'll keep an eye out for his edits, though I might get distracted and miss one, so don't lay your guard down just yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:06, 30 October 2010

First Oscar quote I've ever put up, and that's its fate. Jeez. And of course, it was just a joke. I would never put up an Oscar quote, that and this Chuck Norris thing are so over-the-hill now that they are an embarrassment to the site, imnho. Mr. T isn't close behind. SPIKE, can you use rollback to roll back all the Oscar quotes, or at least change them to Lady Ga Ga or some new meme? Do it now, while I hold my breath and stomp my feet. Aleister 13:12 30 10

Have done, with Socky's help. But now, someone from the same subdomain, on Apple, has a change that isn't quite as cut-and-dried (but is not an improvement either). Spıke ¬ 13:23 30-Oct-10 Correction--this guy was not part of the Wildeizms. Spıke ¬ 13:28 30-Oct-10

He's got a similar IP, but is probably not the same guy. I undid his change anyway, because his rephrasing made the caption less funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:33, 30 October 2010 Concur. Spıke ¬ 13:36 30-Oct-10

Nothing from them for 35 minutes--I suspect that, achieving neither permanent changes nor drama, they have adjourned to the hardware to buy cans of spray paint like normal kids. Thanks for your participation. Spıke ¬ 13:40 30-Oct-10

Sincere thanks

WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony    14:30, Nov 1

Vandal attack

Please help me protect Never on Sunday from a vandal who insists on tagging the opening pic with a caption. I didn't think the self-explanatory pic actually can be done justice with a caption, it stands alone in all it's glory. Amen.Aleister 2:53 4 11,or not, do you really think it needs one?

Amen indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:55, 4 November 2010

Damn, I just saw that Hitler watermelon/South Park montage above on your talk page. A work of art! Aleister 3:00 4 11

And I've got a vandal to thank for it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:00, 4 November 2010

He's a vandal who's not really a vandal, imnho. Many of these IP 92. edits have been very creative, and have actually been the foundation on which some pages have been built. Now, what about Elfin Lied? Is the page done, and are you happy with it? On pee review? Should be featured, I do believe. It seems to be a page which could become a classic if more people knew of it, maybe, well, maybe not, but maybe. It's so strangely weird that it's in a class by itself, maybe, well, maybe not, but maybe. Aleister 3:11 4 11

Oh, Elfen Lied. It's still not graphic enough, in my opinion. I'll try to get to it pretty soon though. Can you resurrect Meep so he can make the animations? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:16, 4 November 2010

Alas, resurrection is only possible in the movies and in the Bible. Meep is gone, so gone, and the dead shall nlt return. That Kirk gif is so fun, I really liked it on the sci-fi page but the crowd came in and carried it off. I put it on James T. Kirk but it's not the same there. For some reason it's also on Woodrow Wilson. Elfen Lied, well, I look forward to see what it ends up as. Without knowing how, it seems to have been upped in my favorite Uncy article list to the top five or seven somewhere. Aleister 3:24 4 11

I just gave a presentation over Uncyclopedia...

...In Dutch. I hope you're proud. ~ 21:14, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

I am! To what kind of audience? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 4 November 2010

My Dutch class :) ~ 21:30, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

And did they like it? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 4 November 2010

I think it got better once I showed them Epilepsie, Color Blindness and Why?Nuke the Whales. It's not easy explaining the place in a language you're not fluent with to people who are not fluent with it. ~ 21:46, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

One trick is to use a lot of loanwords. In your case that might be the titles of the articles. Though they might blame you for being lazy, if it's too obvious. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 4 November 2010

I think that Stephen Hawking liep over mijn kat was a success in that sense. ~ 22:06, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yay!

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug "because you made me happy." Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged. At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You did. I love it. Do keep up this gloriousness... not that I need to tell you; you've been glorious for as long as I can tell. But still. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 00:45 (UTC)

It might have something to do with the number 300, but I digress. I'm glad I could make you happy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:49, 5 November 2010

Maybe. Maybe not. Press 'push' to pull. Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 01:05 (UTC)

maybe u should put me on ban petrol --121.219.61.73 01:18, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

I don't know what the deal with that troll was, or why they decided to target my user page when I haven't been active on the site for a few months, but thanks for taking the time to clean up their crap! (And just between us, this liberaal, born-in-New-York geek got quite a kick out of being called a "redneck.")--Jordanus 19:40, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

He also striked at Africa. I reverted his edits there too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:45, 8 November 2010

DJ Kelly

Since I see there are now two articles on DJ Kelly, perhaps she deserves a biography page as well Socky? What I was going to say on the article Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease is that it would work better in my view if it was obvious the narrator was also a bit of an idiot too. This is evident in the earlier article but I think that needed to be repeated here too. So the narrator's crude sexual fantasy about DJ Kelly would then be in context. It would then link up with your idea that DJ Kelly is sending supposed sexual signals to the author via her scientific papers. Just a thought. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:05, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm, maybe that's what I had in mind when I came up with those subliminal messages. It's been a while since I actually worked on the article. I remember thinking about writing a third article. It would've involved some big conspiracy and maybe something about the author having hallucinated it all. A biography article is not a bad idea, though I think the story needs to be concluded first, which I don't think is the case just yet. I've tried to conserve the style of the first article, though I might have concentrated more on the "irrelevant smartass" aspect. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:46, 9 November 2010

One of these days... Dr. Darryl J. Kelly is inevitably going to stumble upon this website. I... really wonder how that's going to go down. All-4-One good or Amanda Rivkin bad? pillow talk 19:09, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, when we've finished a third article, we should write an article about D.J. Kelly from Daryl J. Kelly's perspective. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:16, 9 November 2010

Kristallnacht

I have had a minor 'hack' at your article Socky but I can't add anymore as I don't think it works with the idea that Van Gogh painted it for the guy who sparked off the real event. It needs something in the middle to bridge the gap between Van Gogh's death and the 1930s. One obvious solution is our old friend, failed artist but successful dictator A.Hitler. Just an idea. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:34, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm, I like most of your changes, though I'm not sure what the connection with Athena is. As for the "thing to bridge the gap", I think for most people, simple ignorance of when Van Gogh lived will suffice. Though if you'd like to add something more about Hitler, I won't object. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:13, 11 November 2010

Thanks a quilltillion

Just nommed Bed, and to give someone credit I looked at the history of where I got the code for the pop-ups, and it was from you!!! Your user space page on people expelling their dinners. Thanks for coming up with, finding, or inventing that code, and no matter how you got it I found it from you, so much gratitiude. And Why?:Don't you mainspace that page? It seems well done and unique. (Saw the above section, who was this bloke Hitler and just when did he live? And we really need to have a reenactment of Kristallnacht, just for old times sake. Maybe like a one-time holiday, with balloons and clowns.) Aleister 11:24 11 11

I think I stole the code from this page. I am planning to mainspace it eventually, but it's one of those I'd-like-to-add-some-more-before-I-mainspace-this pages. Ol' Adolf is the guy who enjoyed being peed on, or so I've heard. "Kristallnacht" certainly sounds like it was something special. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:14, 11 November 2010

Have traced the code back to user names, addressed on this forum, Spang was one who used it on his signature. Did anyone use it on articles before you? The code has great potential for subtle creativity as well as just crappy abuse. Check out the paragraph on Abe Lincoln in Bed, I used three pop-ups in one graph to tell the story, and, come to think of it, might go put in more in that one paragraph just to enhance it and take it to some kind of limit. Hmmmmmm. Thanks again, you are a prophet, a poet, something something, and a something. Aleister 12:37 11 11

Since you're, like, insane and stuff...

I... okay, I forgot what I was going to say. But you really are a nut. *shakes head bemusedly, then hugs Socky and wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 03:05 (UTC)

Did I welcome you yet? I think you deserve a warm welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:07, 12 November 2010

*pokes Socky with a stick* Your block log is suddenly beckoning me... such curiosity... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 03:10 (UTC)

Well, huh. O_o Impressive block log, eh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 03:14 (UTC)

It never ceases to amaze me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:21, 12 November 2010

Grand Cross of the Order

Welcome!

Soon you shall have your own frying pan, to do with what you will. Me, I like hitting people with them, but usually only when they deserve it... oh, relax. I ain't going to hit you. Probably.

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It's been such a long since I was welcomed! There was that time with RAHB and also that time when Kingkitty added a picture of his cat to my talkpage which was meant as a welcome message. It was awesome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:21, 12 November 2010

His cat? O_o ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 03:25 (UTC)

Yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:28, 12 November 2010

What a beautiful cat! She's so... *stares* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 03:31 (UTC)

hehehehheeh! awesome! hehehehehe! fire! fire fire! hehehehe! --Beavis & Butthead 03:39, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, it's very funny. So funny it'll get you banned! Hehehehe! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:43, 12 November 2010

hehehe! way to be a douche, hehehe! best thing ever! hehehehe! you must be like, super-smart or something! hehhehe!--Beavis & Butthead 03:46, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I mean, no! Mmm heheheh! --Roman Dog Bird 03:47, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ta

Thank you for voting my 40th feature this has enabled me to receive free electro-convulsive aversion therapy.--Sog1970 21:43, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Scientists propose one-way trips to Mars

A few of my libertarian friends make a glaring exception for the Space Program. (Don't you know that it invented Tang?) Like the Bridge to Nowhere, the allure of this project lies in the existence of a large pot of undefended money. Anti-poverty etc. have the same inspiration, and the additional problem that they depend on variable personal behavior. (Shall health care be "affordable" after purchases of 30-packs and scratch tickets, or before? Is hypochondria/fatness/gayness covered?) By comparison, even a poorly conceived or defended military program (that would cover all the current US deployments) is at least in the Constitution.

Anyway, my last two UnNewses have fallen into a typical pattern, tweaking an article to show the absurdity in the existing news, rather than making a normal one absurd. The problem for the reader is that the humor is subtle and requires reading the Source article. Spıke ¬ 15:49 15-Nov-10

Libertarian? As in "doesn't care about poor people"? Or is that just a stereotype? (Tang is people, according to Neon Genesis Evangelion. And if space travel really invented it, Tang would indeed be wasted human lives) The thing is, we don't yet have the technology to gain any profit from trying to reach this "pot of undefended money". The difference with reducing poverty is that it's a lot more down-to-Earth. Instead of throwing money at the skies, hoping to construct a stairway to heaven, money could've been invested in the health and wellbeing of fellow humans. Actually, if scientists didn't waste all their time and money on rockets and Large Hadron Colliders, poverty wouldn't be that much of an issue anymore. (Nothing is "affordable" in America because its national debt is skyrocketing to Mars faster than the speed of light.)

Actually, the UnNewses I like most are the ones that show some of the absurdity in existing news. Also, I don't think your article is really that subtle. (The "something to breathe" and "protections against lethal radiation" made it pretty obvious.) Even the source isn't subtle, though I suspect that might be unintentional. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:03, 15 November 2010

United States of Earth got featured 60 years in advance

Thanks to you from me and Sog Sog and I. Much appreciated.--Funnybony    09:01, Nov 16

Wikipedia article

What the hell is your problem? Are you so selfish, self-centered and egotistical that you have to change the article back EVERY FREAKING TIME someone ELSE edits it even for the SMALLEST CHANGES? If so perhaps you belong on that outhouse of a site rather than this one. I await your predictably stupid response. --Damn Kids On My Lawn 19:30, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, looks like I've got another fan. Hello there, Damn Kids On My Lawn! I reverted your edit because it made the page less funny. Cheers! Stupid enough for ya? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 18 November 2010

Not really you over-inflated shithead. Changing a SINGLE LINE does NOT make the goddamn thing LESS FUNNY. This is fucking UNCYCLOPEDIA you couldn't make it less funny if you shaved the pubic hair from a clown. FUCK YOU and everything that you do and I hope you get rabies and die a painful horrible death that is later immortalized in an UN FUCKING FUNNY Uncyclopedia article. You want a war you son of a bitch you got a war just remember that in a war someone eventually gets assraped in prison. I will continue to change that article until the sun explodes into a dark chunk of coal or you die from hepatitis, whichever comes first! Again FUCK YOU and HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY YOU PRICK. --Damn Kids On My Lawn 19:46, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. FUCK YOU. --Damn Kids On My Lawn 19:51, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

P.P.S. FUCK YOU. --Damn Kids On My Lawn 19:51, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

P.P.P.S. FUCK YOU. --Damn Kids On My Lawn 19:51, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

P.P.P.P.S. FUCK YOU. --Damn Kids On My Lawn 19:51, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Just so you know...

I hate you more than anything else in the world and hope you die a very painful death. I would tell your mother on you but that poor woman has suffered enough having you as a son. Fuck you, you misguided malcontent, and please do the world a favor and kill yourself somewhere in the woods. I don't really care where as long as your body isn't found for weeks. You disgust me, you are a typical Uncyclopedia "user" and if this were the Middle Ages you would be declared a warlock and sentenced to be burned at the stake. Fuck off, you painfully unfunny son of a bitch, and for the most part all I want right now is to see you run and rot. Hope that life treats you horribly, and that you one day are deported for being a jackass. To sum up, there are few words I could combine together to describe your stupidity and ignorance, but perhaps "douchebag" would be among them. If we meet again in some other life on some other world or in some other plane of existence, please feel free to approach me so that I may kick whatever form of an ass you have then. You couldn't make me any more disgusted if you shot a nun in the face and then proceeded to put clown make up on her dead body. You truly are the dog's anus of the world, and you belong in Hell.

Lurve,

your latest fan.

p.s. DIE. --Damn Kids On My Lawn 19:59, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

I love you too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:02, 18 November 2010

Interesting. Socky, I dunno where you found this specimen, but it is a very intriguing one. So angry and pointless and wordy and... hodge, it might just be precisely what I have been looking for... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 21:19 (UTC)

Act sigh

--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 21:49, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

It looks like someone else is interested as well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 18 November 2010

Sometimes I suspect someone else is following me around... you ever get that feeling? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 22:04 (UTC)

Yes. Always. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:05, 18 November 2010

Hmm. Tried using explosives? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 22:22 (UTC)

Yes. I'm all out of S-Bombs now. Didn't seem to make much of a difference, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:25, 18 November 2010

Well, foo. What about acid? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 22:34 (UTC)

Tried that too. It's not as effective as it says on the tin. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 18 November 2010

You can always use the long rant gun, but it has a long reload. Maybe just load an existing rant into it.and if you tweak the rant a bit it may actually work!--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 22:45, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Glenn Beck

That was you! I went over to Beck to change the link immediately after the name change, and it had already changed, so I thought that somehow the change itself changed it. Admired the code that would have done that. Then I saw it was you, quick as quicksilver, and my faith in new technology was dashed. Thanks alot. And real thanks for nomming Weird, in which an entire frat worked endlessly for a month. Or at least one Flamingo did while the rest of us got drunk and watched. Aleister 1:38 19 11

I like the new article title. And Weird was obvious feature material, in my nutty honest opinion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:43, 19 November 2010

Punji Stick

Much thanks for your vote. Now you have reduced the odds of stepping on a punji stick by 0.11%. Cheers!--Funnybony    08:21, Nov 20

How about some...?

I see you write irrational stuff. If you have subjects - any - where I could spit my own kind of nonsense, let me know. I'm too lazy now to write full articles, mostly, but a good collaboration never hurt. -- Style  Guide 12:22, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

So what you're trying to say is "How about some hot sex", right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:25, 20 November 2010

No, if I were trying to say that, I would have put it this way: "It's been raining lately. What if you and me checked out the number of umbrellas in my basement?" Then I would have winked, and you would have raised an eyebrow. And so on and so forth. The collaboration offer still stands, like some of my naughty bits - you were the one that mentioned sex, blame yourself if that grosses you out. -- Style  Guide 07:49, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

They call the wind Socky

You are fast as the wind. I was looking at the Children nom trying to figure out what I did wrong, found it, then discovered you had already fixed it! Thanks. For that, and for the vote. And it's really all just to get that spider picture out there. Yech! Aleister 13:04 10 11

Talking about articles... What do you think of UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression? Me and Colin just finished it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:14, 20 November 2010

Whoo, good page. I saw this note, read it and put in a couple tweeks (thanks if you keep them!) before realizing it was on VFH too. Nice. I'd forgotten uncy had a Tony Blair page. Changed Ronnie to Rummie, Rumsfeld's nickname (Rummy? More descriptive, likely). I'm glad the topics you address here can still be spoken of and voted on in a civilized world (but not for long!) Aleister 12:28 22 11

Thanks for your vote! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:41, 22 November 2010

2 things:

1: You deserve this.

High Gen. Meganew has given you a heavy machine gun. Please fire randomly at will.

2: I'm personally asking you if you want to join the Grue Army. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 02:57, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I might join it, but I'm really busy with a lot of stuff right now. I'll let you know as soon as I make up my mind. In the meantime, a question: do past contributions count too? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:01, 21 November 2010

They don't usually, but seeing as how you're a veteran user, I might make an exception. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 03:09, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

Tony Jaa wants to show you his appreciation

Much thanks for making Tony a feature. Cheers!--Funnybony    05:40, Nov 21

Tony Jaa doesn’t take yes for an answer from this gang.

You asked for it.

You are hereby presented
With Lyrithya's
Award of Denseness
For the demonstration of astounding denseness.
It has become abundantly apparent that you, Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, are incredibly dense, though still probably not dense enough to prevent the passage of neutrinos.

Regardless of whatever has transpired thus far, this is all that shall be said now: density equals muffin over vorpal. Mmmm, vorpal...

Well, carry on, then. With whatever.

Congratulations, or something. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 22:41 (UTC)

WEEEEE!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 23 November 2010

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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Glarble. User:Lyrithya/sig/8/stupid workaround

I'm so stupid! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 04:53 (UTC)

Please accept

This rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle as formal thanks for your efforts in getting me to finish Protagonist. It's appreciated, regardless of how cranky it might make me. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:43 (UTC)

I'll happily accept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:20, 27 November 2010

Very well, then. Here you go. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 08:26 (UTC)

Bresson

Hello. I deleted your expansions on Robert Bresson by mistake, those 2 edits were mine, sorry about that. You can expand it as much as you want, but leave the last 4-5 "takes" as they are now. ~ Kakun · talk 19:25, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll leave the last couple takes the way they are. Inserting another take somewhere might not be a bad idea, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:30, 27 November 2010

That's fine. Thanks for the help on the article. ~ Kakun · talk 19:50, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for helping out with my article too, although you needn't have bothered... I can spel juts fine. --Black Flamingo 21:57, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

And again for the hilarious review, even more corrections and also the nom. Can't see it being too popular with the more sane users, but if we all vote for it I'm sure it'll win. --Black Flamingo 09:31, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

You're very welcome. You might want to reconsider your vote reason here, though. Also, feel free to nominate the Pee Review for VFH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:25, 28 November 2010

Hmm, maybe. You've been doing great stuff at peeing recently, but I think I would like to see more before I vote for you on RotM. Most people don't win it until they've done somewhere around 15-20. Although you are a better candidate than Zombiebaron, who's still at 0 in-depth reviews and set to win from one vote. To be honest I don't think anyone deserves to win this month, and am kind of hoping Chief or UU will just strikeout the whole page. --Black Flamingo 13:15, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, yes. I was just talking about the comment you made when voting against me. The "one review" bit doesn't seem to add up anymore. On a more serious note, Zombiebaron should really win that award sometime. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 28 November 2010

What, just on the basis that he's Zombiebaron? Actually, I see your point. --Black Flamingo 15:04, November 28, 2010 (UTC)