User:Poiz/RANT

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here is my canned rant: You should kill yourself. No one would miss you. No one even cares about you! You will not even get a proper burial! You are the most worthless thing ever. You should buy a gun with your drug money, aim it at your empty head, load some ammo, then pull the trigger with your puny muscles. The world will be a whole lot better if you do that. So go do that, UBERNOOB!