User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Welcome to AchmedTheDeadTerrorist-Pedia The content free user page that no one can edit, but me. Now SILENCE! I KILL YOU! 38,837 people on my hit list. Chances are, you're dead already.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS

“The most dagurous terrorist on Uncyclopedia, EVER!!!”

~ Uncyclopedia itself on AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

“SILENCE! I KILL YOU!”

~ Achmed's catchfrase

My Contributions

Regular Articles

• Achmed the Dead Terrorist
• Martin McGuinness(edited it)

HowTos

• HowTo:Become A Guitar Hero

UnNews

• UnNews:SATAN/SANTA WANTED!

UnBooks

• UnBooks:2112 Overture

Why?

• Why?:You do not want to be Justin Beiber
• Why?:Join the Propaganda Army. Or, why not?

The Studio

To find my own custom user templates, go to:

• User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist/MyTemplate

Games

If you want to play games, go to:

• User:Terrorist Games