Vomitorium

This man is proud of the work he has done.

Vomitorium is, as X (now owned by fascist Elon Musk) described, a fake movie made by Eli Roth with Shea Whigham and Adam Brody, and located in Ancient Rome. Of course the movie is created and it will not really exist (ops... did you say Thanksgiving?) but here at Uncyclopedia we choose ''alternate facts'' over the supposed ''truth'' and we will present you with this unlikely motion picture that of course it's a horror comedy. Why? Because IT'S ELI ROTH DAMNIT!.

Plot

Nothing, is a bunch of Eli Roth gory-sexy-comedy things located with a ensemble cast and a plot located in the Rome of Caligula as emperor. Basically a remake of the 1979 movie, but with more gore, more sex and more Eli Roth. Because Eli Roth can't get enough of Eli Roth.

Cast

• Adam Brody
• Shea Whigham
• Julia Louis Dreyfus

• Tobin Bell
• Phoebe Bridgers
• Troye Sivan
• Patrick Dempsey
• Tyler Posey
• Mathieu Amalric
• Simon McBurney
• Karen Gillan

Eli Roth on ''Vomitorium''

• "Damn i love this work... If i wanna to love it more i gonna use more blood, boobies and Eli Roth. Because IM ELI ROTH DAMNIT!."

• "Damn i love this cast."

• "This movie will trigger some people. And i will do an remake with Bombolo as main character!"

• "This movie gonna make me payed af, because i love some Eli Roth Dollars!''

• "Ain't not going to be payed by Elon Musk tho."

• "Caligola move along. Im the real Gore Vidal now!.''